White House Unveils McDuck Initiative
    by Gene Lyons

     Given the past two weeks, it's tempting to suspect that President Junior's free pass
 expired last New Year's Eve. The smoke and mirrors appear to have quit working.
 2003 was supposed to usher in an era of GOP triumphalism. Instead, it's brought
 White House bungling on matters foreign and domestic, alarming even some of the
 administration's admirers in the Washington press. No wonder Junior's standing in
 opinion polls has begun to slip. Unfortunately, that probably means war.

     First, North Korea.  Bush took office expressing contempt for international treaties,
 then used 9/11 to vent the kind of whup ass threats against the blameless North Koreans
 normally limited to bad country songs. (Blameless in 9/11, that is.) If Junior had acted
 that belligerent back in his drinking days, he'd have no teeth left. Secretary of Defense
 Donald Rumsfeld was recently heard boasting that the U.S. could whip North  Korea
 with Iraq tied behind its back.

      Then, as that country's cunning Stalinist regime called the White House's bluff and
 steadily raised the ante, reality intruded.  Strategically unnecessary, a Korean war would
 involve catastrophic casualties win, lose or (like fifty years ago) draw. The crisis
 threatened to spark an East Asian arms race, with Japan and South Korea tempted to
 go nuclear, and China to add to its arsenal.

      I heard a Republican diplomat on NPR opine that Korean dictator Kim Il Jong's timing
 was accidental. Please. My golden retriever Big Red knows that when the sound's cranked
 up on the stereo, it's a good time to raid the kitchen table.

      Again dispatched to clean up a mess cocksure administration "hawks" had made, Colin
 Powell began by praising the 1994 treaty negotiated by Jimmy Carter. "The previous
 administration I give great credit to for freezing that plutonium site," he told the Washington
 Post. "Lots of nuclear weapons were not made because of the Agreed Framework and
 the work of President Clinton and his team."

      Josh Marshall's TalkingPointsMemo.com website, far ahead of the big time Washington
 press on this story, predicted all along "that the Bush administration's awkward climb-down
 would end with their embracing a policy close to, if not identical to, that pursued by the Clinton
 administration: i.e., a mix of threats and offers of aid to induce the North Koreans to
 abandon their nuclear program."

      Now that it's happened, Marshall reports that outgoing Clinton officials briefed their Bush
 counterparts TWO YEARS AGO that North Korea was fudging on treaty commitments.
 (Although not on the critical plutonium reactor.) Even while provoking a confrontation they
 were unprepared to handle, Junior's team kept it a secret. "What possible rationale,"
 Marshall asks, "could there be for choosing this moment to blow the whistle?
 What other explanation beside incompetence?"

      Then came the rollout of Junior's big Scrooge McDuck economic stimulus. Designed to
 raise the bullion level in the cartoon zillionaire's swimming pool a full two feet, the plan would
 also save Bush himself, Bloomberg News calculated, $43,805 on his 2001 tax return. Vice
 President Dick Cheney would net a cool $220,000.

      Asked his plans for the windfall, Junior turned coy. "My money is in a blind trust," he said.
 "I don't know if I've got any dividends."

      Sure he doesn't. As Joe Conason quipped regarding another GOP pol's blind trust,"
 it's more likely Bush's fortune is merely wearing dark glasses. Vice-president Cheney declined
 to answer the question, but did give a speech to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce arguing that
 deficit spending does no economic harm. The New York Times noted that his speech was
 uninterrupted by applause. Meanwhile, Sen. Blanche Lincoln estimates that 8% of Arkansans
 would benefit from eliminating taxes on stock dividends.

      But it's the McDuck plan's effect on the budget that alarmed normally respectful pundits.
 "Forget guns and butter," wrote Los Angeles Times columnist Ron Brownstein "Bush is now
 offering bombs and caviar."

      "So Now Bigger Is Better?" was the headline over Washington Post scribe David Broder's
 article detailing how, contrary to his campaign rhetoric, Bush has presided over huge spending
 increases--only a third of which can be attributed to the "war on terrorism." In an accompanying
 column, he quoted an anonymous veteran of previous GOP administrations calling the McDuck
 scheme maybe "the least defensible plan ever."

      The public seems to agree. Both the CNN/USA TODAY and Ipsos/Reid polls show Junior's
 favorability ratings dropping five points in a single week to 58 percent, his lowest since 9/11.
 Support for the McDuck plan measured 25 percent.

      Failures elsewhere, however, appear likely to make the White House even more determined
 to invade Iraq. Alas, Bush may have to go it alone. Thunderous majorities among our European
 allies oppose invading Iraq unless U.N. inspectors find Saddam's fabled weapons of mass
 destruction.  But should he force the issue in the absence of that evidence, will Junior still be
 president when the troops come home?


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