Report - October 18
Gov. Butch Arrested for Possession of Cocaine in 1972
It's all very clear.
Butch is willing to brag about his monogamy -
no problem.
Butch is willing to admit his addiction to alcohol
- no problem.
Cocaine? Why, he refuses to dignify that
"terrible, baseless accusation."
It's clearer than Lake Concha.
It's clearer than Buchanan's Master Plan for
non-whites.
If Butch said he'd never done cocaine, and then
this arrest report sees light,
then he's been caught in a big, fat lie.
And since he's caught before the election,
we have time to consider other candidates, instead
of lying Governor Blow Monkey.
How dead is dead?
GB Monkey has $50,000,000, but he's not
going to be the Fascist's nominee.
How are they going to nominate a felon?
Cocaine is a felony is Texas, no two ways about
it.
To make things worse, (if that's possible) he
didn't do any time in prison for this felony
because Daddy ran to rescue his little boy, like
any politically-connected millionaire would.
According to the Salon magazine article, Daddy
used his influence to switch judges,
switching to a judge he got elected. Then that
judge ordered some community service
and ordered the arrest expunged.
Isn't that obstruction of justice?
This isn't the private love life of an elected
official.
This is the cover-up of a drug felony!
Yep, GB Monkey's message of "Individual Responsibility" rings true, doesn't it?
I'm just mad that all this hit before Butch got
closer to the nomination.
I wanted Butch to win this election, so he could
appoint maddogs like
Dornan, Barr and Burton to cabinet positions,
thereby making bartcop.com bigger than,
well.. bigger than Texas, and launching the bartcop.com
subscription service.
Damn the bad luck...
I don't know about you, but my nose is running...
Great True Quotes
"Governor Butch doesn't know much about how Congress
works."
-- Tom Delay (R-Prick) after Butch told
the GOP to "Nazi off."
October 14
ha ha
What's the McVeigh wing going to do?
Gov. Blow Monkey told them to knock off the Fascist
hate, and his poll numbers went up!
The left, the center and the sane right loved
hearing it.
Common sense says he should go after them again.
Trouble is, he's pissed of his right-wing money
supply, and the election is still 13 months away.
Suddenly, Pat Buchanan is looking like a patriot
to them.
Pat swears he's going to leave on October 25.
Do you believe him?
Hey, Blow Monkey - Use your damn head!
You don't NEED a bump now, you nut.
Your mystery ass is ahead of all the known candidates,
and you take your bump now?
It's like using your time outs early in the third
quarter.
What can the GOP do?
They've put all their eggs in the basket of the
guy
who says they need to rejoin the human race if
they want to win.
If they dump Butch, what happens to the money?
Does GBM get to keep it?
Can he simply donate it to whichever candidate
he endorses?
Will federal election laws allow that?
You people remember that you heard it here, first.
Months ago, in June and July, I said, "Butch
will not be their nominee."
The press is waiting until he has the nomination
almost sewed up,
then they're going to ask about the DWI's, his
secret habanero,
the truth about his baseball-tax-raising-opportunism
and the rest.
When they dump him, all the networks will say,
"We never saw it coming!"
Trust me, it's as clear as Lake Concha.
What's the McVeigh wing going to do?
Who will be the nominee when they dump Butch?