Dear Saved True Christians & People Going Straight To Hell:
 

Well, I have just returned from the National Prayer Breakfast with God's Own Party's President Bush.
The food was absolutely dreadful, but bacon was pointedly served to remind unsaved Jews
who is running the show in this godly land.

My assistant and personal shopper Miss Anne Thrope was with me and she managed to transcribe the proceedings
in the margins of an otherwise useless Koran we found on the table.  Her transcription is unabridged except for some
amusing, but off-the-record, remarks I made out of Christian concern to the First Lady about some of Pentecostal
fabrics at the less desirable tables in the back.  The Prayer Breakfast was mercifully cut short when the room had
to be cleared to search for "snappy" and "striker," which had both made their way to the podium when an Appalachian
snake handler left his table to get another English muffin.

You can read Anne's transcript of the Prayer Breakfast here:

http://www.bettybowers.com/prayer.html

Also, since my last newsletter, I have First Lady Laura Bush's surprisingly candid remarks about the
new budget and the traitors who would dare to quibble about the Arthur Andersen-sanctioned
accounting methods used therein:

http://www.bettybowers.com/lauraspeechbudget.html
 

So close to Jesus, He lists me on forms that call for a "contact in case of emergency"
(as His Father has forsaken Him before),

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America Best Christian
A woman known throughout Christendom for her joie d'après vivre
 

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