Subject: Democrats returning public monies
"The Democrat hasn't been born who would return
an over payment of the public's fund's
to the taxpayers."
Mel Carnahan, governor of Missouri (you know,
the dead one who beat the
prince of darkness out for the Senate) returned
millions of dollars in
surplus taxes to the residents of Missouri in
1997. I got a check for $150.
-alan
From: t_jorislee@hotmail.com
Subject: VCR Alerts
if only ONE in every TEN Bartcop VCR Alerts is
as good/funny as Chris Rock
on Larry (old white man) King tonight they must
continue.
The ones that don't pan out could well be pretenders
who fold under the
pressure of being put on Alert.
If ya handle the pressure ya must be a real gem.
eh?
Keep it up BC
TJ Lee
He was funny as hell on both shows.
Larry: How old are you
Chris: I'm old, 35.
Larry: What do you mean, old at 35?
Chris: Well, I'm 35, so I'm middle-aged, because at 70, ... how old are you?
Larry: I'm 67
Chris: See? You could go any time.
From: jbolf38@yahoo.com
Subject: tax cuts
Why is there always this ridiculous bickering over who should get the tax cuts??
The solution is simple, just keep raising the threshold at which we
all start paying taxes.
Then everyone gets exactly the same cut and the people that need it
the most will benefit the most.
Now, who could argue with that??
It seems extremely hypocritical, to me, that the rich are crying about
how
much tax they have to pay and at the same time are asking people making
around six thousand dollars a year to pay income tax.
I feel that the threshold should be around the twenty five thousand
dollar mark for a single person with no dependants.
How about it, Georgy Porgy, you say that you want to be fair with the
"amurican people". Let's start with the tax structure.
Now, I'll just hold my breath until it is passed into law.
James
From: kadin@3-cities.com
Subject: Iran-Contra
We lived in Germany from 1987 - 1992.
The BBC was often made comments on the "October
Surprise".
Bani Sadr was on the radio saying they had made
a deal with the Reagan people during the 1980 campaign.
The BBC commentators couldn't understand why
Oliver North was never asked about it.
Being naive, we couldn't understand it either.
PBS's Frontline also did a story on the October
Surprise in 1992.
Unfortunately, it is one of the few programs
they don't offer for sale.
They list it in the archives but for some reason
it is not available in video.
Also, is anyone else creeped out that the CIA
named their headquarters after
George Herbert Walker Bush? I thought you
had to be dead before
government buildings were named after you (or
in the case of the Ronald
Reagan Airport, brain-dead).
Malakay Betor
Richland, WA
From: dave_jansing@mindspring.com
Subject: Military Review for Smirk
Kept hearing about Smirk's trip to Ft. Stewart, Georgia, all day today.
Heard he got a rousing ovation and all that. Yeah, right.
I'm sure
probably zero of our not-so-stupid men in uniform are going to openly
oppose a member of their chain of command in his presence - and that
of
their commanders and sergeants major for that matter. This is
what you
can expect from the Smirk Administration. Lots of Third Reich
style
pagentry with large captive audiences. Where have we seen that
before?
David
From: tomb@ptialaska.net
Subject: Fox network
Now I'm not complaining about this one but remember
the weather girl on
the Sunday morning NFL show? It is should
be just another dagger in
Dr. Whora's lying diatribe. Fox has to
be the sleaziest network on TV.
I even heard insanity Hannity while subbing for
the Cyst say that Temptation Island
could be a good thing if it helped these couples
learn if they were right for each other or not.
Nothing about the morality of several couples
who are obviously having premarital sex being
the core of the show, nothing about the promos
being provacative.
Murdock's whores one and all.
Alaska Tom
From: kadin@3-cities.com
Subject: The Rich Pardon
Has anyone seen the picture of Marc Rich in the Feb. 5th issue of time?
He is sitting with his CURRENT wife, Gisela Rossi.
Now I may be a
petty, 43 year-old housewife BUT even if I were
a glamorous socialite
like Denise Rich, I hardly think I would spend
a million dollars to buy
a pardon for an ex-husband, married to a woman
that could pass for my
daughter. Just how long have the Rich's
been divorced anyway?
Thanks for the great job!
Malakay Betor
Richland, WA
From: Btw72@aol.com
Subject: Weinberger pardon makes CBS News
Let it be duly noted! On February 8, 2001,
Dan Rather gave PERSPECTIVE on
the Marc Rich pardon and all the D.C. huffing
and puffing. He mentioned Harry Truman
and his pardoning of some Missouri cronies.
He mentioned Ford pardoning Nixon
(the big one, he said) and played part of the
tape of Ford reading the pardon on TV.
Then he mentioned the Iran/Contra pardon Weinberger
and five others got
from GHW Bush and said Bush would have been called
in the upcoming trial.
Since Bush didn't go on national TV to make his
Iran/Contra pardons public,
there was no tape to play.
The other networks (NBC now has a Clinton Watch
segment for people hoping to hear
the latest on Clinton's bodily fluids) are running
around like Granny Clampett on crack,
holding Bubba up as Satan. The nice ladies at
www.nakednews.com deliver the news
and weather while disrobing. The harpies
over at Fox?
Well, let's just say they are the short version ofthe word "hosiery."
From: admin@orpheusinc.com
Subject: Rove & the Bush Debate taps?
Just wondering what happened to the Rove Debate
Tape sham?
I would put my money on Rove as being the ONE
person who was
inventoring the Whitehouse Trashed story.
Hell, I would bet he started both stories.
Think Ass Croft will do anything about that?
Orpheus
From: jskramer@loxinfo.co.th
Subject: New Direction
Bartcop:
Just got caught up with some of your back issues, and when I came across the line:
"Way to go, America.
You wanted a "new direction" - you got
it."
...it reminded me of when the tennis player, Marcello
Rios, announced he was
firing his coach because he wanted his tennis
career to go in a "new direction."
When the ex-coach was asked for comment, he said
"Rios is number one in the world now -- what
direction does he expect to go from there?"
Rios is now number 58 or something in the world.
Jeff Kramer
From: teabow@msn.com
Subject: www.rightwingnuts.com
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