Bart:
I'm fixing to go to paypal and send a
poor, unemployed Okie some cash to support his
desperate attempt to take on the greatest
propaganda machine in the history of the world.
Probably $10/wk. Hell if I can give the
NYT five bucks a week, you gotta be worth at least ten.
I also thought I might send you this little
thing I just did up.
Mark
The
Legacy of King George
You know, I gotta give the guy credit.
After spending most of the first year of his regime
acting like the lazy, arrogant, entitled,
eternal frat boy that he is, Bush started getting his act
together after 911 and has finally taken
upon himself a task that is worthy of the acting leader
of the free world. In fact it is probably
the greatest feat that any man has ever undertaken.
George W. Bush has decided to do nothing
less than rid the world of evil.
Wow.
That’s a tough row to hoe. But if anybody
can do it, it’s the Crawford Cowboy.
However, since even George can’t be expected
to do it all, and because “being on a mission
from god to rid the world of evil” will
take up so much of the boy-king's time and energy,
I wasn’t surprised when I was forwarded
this top secret list of policy decisions that Bush
has tasked to some of his fellow crusaders.
King George – Rid the world of evil
Dick Cheney – Rid the world of covetousness
and self-dealing
Donald Rumsfeld – Rid the world of violence
Condelisa Rice – Rid the world of racism
Bill Frist – Rid the world of disease
Ken Lay – Rid the world of greed
KKKarl Rove – Rid the world of propaganda
Tom Delay – Rid the world of cockroaches
This is gonna rule, living in a world without
evil and violence.
No more hunger, greed or racism. No more
disease.
This is gonna be great.
Why didn’t anybody think of this earlier.
It must be Clintons’ fault.
I can’t believe I didn’t vote for this fucking
guy.
Mark C
Fighting in UpstateNY
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