8:52
ABC's Wide World of Sports used to open their show
with a ski-jumper tumbling off the ramp and crashing.
Smirk wishes he looked that good tonight.
More Questions for Gore to ask Smirk Tonight
Wh(A)t i(S) your view of (S)ubliminal met(H)ods used in p(O)litica(L) adv(E)rtising ?
1. Please describe the Food Stamp program as
it is administered in Texas,
and discuss eligibility
requirements, complete with specific numbers.
2. Pronounce "eligibility."
3. Are there any other reporters, other than
Adam Clymer of the New York Times,
of whom you think badly?
If so, name them, and the major league epithets
by which you would describe
them.
4. Pronounce "epithets."
If you become president, how high wiil you make the pie??
ha ha
Great GOP Quotes
"Al Gore has the most to lose in tonight's
debate,
because he's seen as very intelligent
and a good debater."
-- Steve Largent, (R-Jesus Twin)
ha ha
Whereas Smirk is an pinhead-idiot who can't form a sentence?
Thanks for helping, Steve!
Cardinals Mauling Braves,
Maddux, 6-0 in the first
Update: Braves Mauling back, 6-4 in the third.
Anything good on TV tonight? ha
ha
Update: Edmonds homers, 7-4 in the eighth,
the St Louis crowd is taunting Rocker the Nazi
Update: Cards win
Who: Mark David Chapman
When: Just now
What: Parole hearing
Where: Don't know, don't care
Why: Son of a bitch murdered John
Lennon
Status: Denied
Remarks: Rot in a cage till you stop breathing, mother-effer
I wonder if Smirk will even wear a watch tonight?
BartCop - Educator
Subject: Letter from France
From: Luckydog in France
bartcop I'm glad you finally got this- I
was getting woried about your mail
& it was obvious as we read your site
everyday- a letter from France is
forthcoming now that I know that your mail
is working.
My wife and I are both english teachers
(our day jobs) here & I use your site
to teach English & American politics
hence my original "goldmine" response.
One usefull exercise is to have my students
correct bad grammar & spelling
sent in to your site by the Gee Whiz Dubya's.
ha ha
Make him stop!!
I guess they're learning about "the language most Americans use,"
too?
More Rush stuff soon & I wish that I
could get a decent shot of Tequila here
...STOP MAKING ME SALIVATE !!
Keep up the good work!!!
Luckydog
Saw it in the New York
Whore Times
By GAIL COLLINS
Al Gore spent the weekend practicing for his debate
with Smith at a shark research station in Florida.
ha ha
Smirk, can you hear that?
Da Duh...
(Music from Jaws)
Da Duh...
Da Duh, Da Duh...
Da Duh, Da Duh Da Duh, Da Duh...
ha ha
Hey, Smirk!
How are you under pressure?
From: onehandle@yahoo.com
I live in Atlanta. For weeks now, Roger Kahn has been running
commercials
attacking the NRA's number one whore. He has been running
as a anti-Clinton,
sportsman friendly, traditional Southern Democrat. I don't
know much about him,
but he doesn't mention that he is a Democrat in his ads.
These are good images
for running in rural Georgia. His latest ads (lots of airtime)
are attacking Barr for
supporting HMOs, who are throwing out poor Medicaid seniors in
favor of wealthier
patients (Republicans). As you may know, it has been a
fairly effective campaign.
I don't know if he will pull it off, and I don't actually live
in his district,
but if he has a "D" next to his name that's good enough for me
(usually).
Anyway last night, I saw my first Barr ad...ever! (He must
be worried).
The narrator showed an actor who looked a little like Kahn dressed
as a farmer
(In one of Kahn's ads he is speaking to the camera from his farm).
The narrator called him a carpetbagger, "like Hillary Clinton"
it pleads.
As the farmer stumblebums and falls off of a tractor the narrator
talks about
how Barr is from this district and that Kahn is "from Buckhead"
(Buckhead is an Atlanta upscale area known mostly for its bar
district).
He won't debate Kahn.
This is his ideas of an issue ad.
Typical Republican name calling.
I have mixed feelings.
Like his Newtness, Barr is a great name to rally Democrats to
remember why they are Democrats.
I'd really like to see him bite it though.
Ugh.
When I was a kid Georgia was a solidly Democratic state.
Racist bastards who discovered that they were actually Republicans.
We still hold the state senate and Governor's seat and will have
both
Senate seats after November at least (Go Zell!).
Now I'm just rambling.
Seeya.
One Handle,
Keep us posted on this race, OK?
Hey!
We have a new message forum that might replace the old guestbook.
You ought to give it a try.
Click Here then click "Guestbook."
So, how's your morning going?
When you woke up today, did you breathe a sigh of relief that
you're not
going to be ridiculed in front of tens of millions of people
by a much smarter person?
They say one thing Gore has to do is avoid seeming smug or superior
to the Smirk,
which is a damn shame because heavy sarcasm can be so instructive.
Oh, that reminds me - I should check the mail to see if any questions
came in
for Gore to ask that idiot Smirk tonight.
Ask him to spell "president."
Ask him if he still believes that Jews are going to heaven..
Ask him if he makes fun of everyone
before he puts them to death
or just the women.
Why are so many of your statements spoken in the pluperfect subjunctive?
Explain what happens to people who are AWOL from Guard duty.
What were the Army-McCarthy hearings, and why were they important?
If two guys are drinking and doing
cocaine at the same time, which is the Republican?
(Answer: the one whose Daddy keeps
him out of jail.)
How do you spell, "subliminable"?
ha ha
I'll bet there's more...
New Feature
Let's try something new.
From now on, I will print the pictures of any Monkey-Mailers.
From: Smease1@aol.com
Why are you so afraid of the truth?
Smeasel
BartCop?
Afraid of the truth?
ha ha
Hey, that eye?
"You might want to put some ice on that..."
ha ha
Molly Ivins Explains it
All,
She uses the big hammer, too
Pat Robertson explains
to the little babies why they have to die
so Smirk can be elected
president.
WASHINGTON - It looked like a perfect opportunity
for Pat Robertson to cut loose.
Last Friday, Robertson opened the annual
meeting of the Coathanger Coalition,
at the Washington Hilton.
He spoke for 20 minutes and never mentioned RU-486.
Later, in a backstage interview, he sipped
coffee and explained his decision to stay mum:
He did not want to inject abortion into
the presidential campaign. More specifically, he did
not want to put his boy Smirk on the spot
at a time when he's competing with Gore for centrist,
independent voters. He said that it would
be best for Bush if religious conservatives and the
anti-abortion community kept a low profile.
Pat Robertson is a chicken-shit.
He wants Smirk to get elected, and then outlaw abortion
over the objections of the clear majority of Americans.
Hey, Pat!
Why not pretend this is America and let the people decide?
If Smirk wants to make decisions for all women, let him state
that right now.
Then we'll vote.
Smirk's Big Lie
"More Guns, More Guns," not always the answer
Excerpt:
AUSTIN, Texas--In 1995, four months into his first term as governor,
George W. Bush
signed a bill ending a 125-year ban on concealed handguns in
Texas. The new law, he vowed,
would make the state "a safer place," and he promised Texans
that license applicants would
undergo rigorous background checks.
But since the law took effect, the state has licensed hundreds
of people with prior criminal
convictions--including rape and armed robbery--and histories
of violence, psychological
disorders and drug or alcohol problems, a Times investigation
has found.
THEN
Texan Gets License, Then Kills 2
Excerpt:
LIVINGSTON, Texas--Robert Clinton Hinkle lived life hard--the
biker gangs,
the death threats, the drugs, the gunfights too many to count.
But then something odd came real
easy--his plastic concealed handgun license card
from the state of Texas. He mailed in the yellow, 19-question
application, passed a written
exam and a shooting test, and soon became one of the tens of
thousands legally walking
around Texas with a hidden firearm.
Roughly a year after he received
his license, Hinkle killed two men and seriously
wounded a third in a wild shootout over drugs.
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