Y'know, ...I understand partisanship, I really do.
We think that we're the good guys and they're the bad guys,
They think they're the good guys and we're the bad guys.
That's a very simple concept that even Smirk could understand.
But check this out from El Pigbo's show Wednesday:
"Did you see the picture of former President
Bush hammering
a 'Bush for President' sign into
his front lawn? He did it with
his own two hands, didn't have
an aide do it for him...
This is a very American thing, what
Bush senior, did,
this is a very close, very real
family here. folks,
and it proves how much he loves
his son."
What does that mean?
What could explain this stupidity, besides another stroke,
I mean?
Is he saying if Gore's dad really loved him, he wouldn't
have died?
If Gore was a good candidate, his father would be alive
and have
a sign in his yard to prove he loves his son Algore?
Rush has always been a racist, partisan pig, but I remember
a time
when Rush made sense...if you were listening with racist
pig ears.
I think the only thing this tells us is that former President
Bush
didn't finally make up his mind which candidate to support
for president
until three weeks before the election, which seems to
be a testament
to Algore's intelligence, experience and cool-headed thinking
in a crisis.
What was the last crisis Smirk faced down?
Drunk-driving with his brother Marvin in the car?
From: jmerritt@icnet.net
Subject: Texas version of "Survivor"
Contestants must drive roundtrip from Amarillo
via Dallas/Fort Worth, Houston,
San Antonio through Lubbock and return
to Amarillo in a Subaru with a
bumper sticker that reads:
"I'm gay....and I'm here to take your guns"
First one to arrive back safely is the winner!
Great Presidential Quotes
"It's neck and neck ... I'm looking forward
to St. Louis.
I think you'll find that a very entertaining
debate.
I'm looking forward to the next 25
days.
It's going to be very hot and heavy."
-- President Gore, setting up what
will surely be
the biggest live event ever on
bartcop.com
Gore says it's neck and neck and
predicts a "hot and heavy" finish!
Tuesday night - here at bartcop.com
If there's gonna be a "big hammer" night, this should be it.
Pickles was startled when reporters caught her
carrying the Smirk Puppet off the plane in Austin.
Since Vice-President Gore wouldn't come right out and
say it, I will:
Gov. Bush Is hard-hearted.
The inept impementation of children's health insurance in Texas under
his watch is a good sign, but what seals the deal is his claiming he
is
going to put three men to death for the death of James Byrd.
As you must be aware, only two were sentenced to die, the other was
given a
life imprisonment term. Has Gov. Bush told the family of the
third man, that
"No, I was mistaken, I won't be executing your son?" Has he corrected
his
statement, or is he still intent on executing a man not sentenced to
die?
Does he still think everyone on Death Row has had fair access to the
courts?
He's willing to execute someone sentenced to life imprisonment.
I don't think
he's fit to serve as Chairman of the Parole Board, much less President
of the
United States. What absolutely convinces me he is hard-hearted
was his smug,
happy-to-do-it demeanor when he said all three were going to be put
to death.
It's one thing to be wrong in the facts; it's another to show glad you'd
be to
sign another three death warrants, even if one of them was contrary
to law.
He's hard-hearted.
Bruce Weaver
btw72@aol.com
I know this is supposed to be a humor site,
but serious mail keeps showing up.
Did Smirk's office ignore
a murder confession?
Today's Page Two Girl is in uniform, sometimes...
From: glockdot40@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey Bart....
Have you always been a stupid-fuck?
Yes, but I'll bet I own more Glocks
than you,
and I'm much better looking.
...by the way,
...are you holding your breath for a Smirk victory?
ha ha
Great Republican Quotes
"I want a president who has the intelligence
to understand the issues."
says Republican Mayor Lee Clancey of Cedar Rapids,
Iowa.
She's voting for Algore.
He didn't REALLY say this, did he?
http://www.nytimes.com/2000/10/14/world/14RUSS.html
"Iran is a haven for terrorists
and that any arms sales
to Tehran
undercuts American policy."
-- Son-of-the-traitor/arms salesman, Smirky Bush.
But Smirk, does this mean we should arrest Reagan and your father?
When your Daddy made that deal with the Ayatollah,
he was an unemployed oil man from Texas,
trying to weasel his way into elected office.
Whatever deal Clinton and Gore may have made for any
goddamn thing,
they did it as the government of the United States with the full
authority
invested in them by the Constitution.
Maybe Reagan and your Dad should be arrested...
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