Great Idea
From: jeff.makos@tfn.com
Subject: Gore Should CRASH
Smirk's Letterman Gig
-- FORCE A 4th DEBATE
I would love to see Smirk's face when Gore shows
up on
the Letterman stage and challenges Bush to debate
right there
ha ha
I'll pass the idea to the DC boys...
I'm not sure why, but in the last few weeks, the local Nazi AM
station
in K-Drag has started Laura's show and El Vulgo's show with a
disclaimer:
"The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of KRMG management."
Now, before you tell me, "that's standard," they haven't been
doing it for a
long, long time, but I guess Laura's gay-bashing has caused some
radio stations
to distance themselves from her and Pigboy's hate speech to protect
themselves.
From: Pierce708@cs.com
While I vehemently disagree with your political
views,
I must say you have one hell of a web site.
Proud Vast Right Wing Conspiracy member,
John Pierce
John,
Feel free to get specific on our differences.
I'd enjoy a high-road debate.
bc
Now I'm pissed
I'm asking everyone who reads this to help
me locate a Rush-friendly web site
where questions are taken, such as we take
them here at bartcop.com
In all of cyberspace, there's not one web
site that defends Rush
that will take questions from its readers?
(Please don't send me rushonline.com
That spineless pussy has
been hiding from me for over a year.
He's a skirt-wearing mama's
boy, hiding behind his urine-colored keyboard.
Like his hero, he is completely
nutless and can't defend a goddamn thing.)
The reason I'm so pissed off is because
that lying Nazi whore did it again.
In defending the indefensible, Rush tells
the biggest lies in the history of politics.
Today, end of the first hour, he said,
"There was nothing wrong
with Reagan
secretly selling
missles to Iran.
If there was anything
wrong with it,
why was nobody
brought to trial over it?"
Can you believe that lying son of a bitch?
In the ditto-monkey world, there were
no pardons.
The ignoratti listen to Rush's version
of "history," then are allowed to vote?
I realize that I have a massive ego.
You can't offer comedy to people if you
don't think you're funny.
Sidebar:
And that self-effacing bullshit
that my IQ is only 64?
That's all bullshit
and everybody knows it.
I've been tested as high
as 70 after eating a Snickers bar.
But as big as my ego is, I can't believe
I have the ONLY PAGE on the entire
goddamn internet that allows the other
side to speak.
Can this be?
Is bartcop.com the ONLY
political web page out of 50,000,000 web pages
that takes questions from people with dissenting
opinions?
Here are the choices:
A. bartcop.com
is so great, so unique, so smart and brave and ahead-of-its time
that there isn't a single counterpart run by a Republican anywhere,
because
everyone knows Republicans are living a lie and CAN'T defend shit,
or
B. BartCop is dead
wrong, and there ARE conservative web pages that answer
questions from non-sheep and the URLs for those sites are listed here:
1.______________________________
2.______________________________
3.______________________________
Please let me be wrong on this.
Please tell me there is a person on the
Internet who will take my questions.
Please tell me my ego is out of control,
and there are DOZENS of political
pages run by those with opposing opinions
that aren't too chicken-shit to debate.
Koresh, please send me the URL of some
Republican who will shut me up
and put me in my place once and for all..
Please tell me I'm wrong.
And if you find such a web page, right after
you send me the URL,
send them a message that I'll be there
in two minutes and I want today's
giant Pigboy lie defended by whoever is
their best.
Is there not anybody on the Internet who can defend Limbaugh?
More smoke from the lying reich-wing
In today's Ollie North-Paul Begala Equal Time newsletter,
Ollie the Traitor asks about "Al's pals in Tehran
& Moscow."
Yeah, that's right.
Gore has friends in Tehran, you big traitor!
That's why Bush pardoned Gore, to hide Gore's Iran crimes, you putz!
It's funny, I've never read one of Ollie's rants before, but I
read this one
and it was verbatim the same rant Pigboy had today
in the first hour.
Pigbpoy always swears he's not reading from the RNC's faxes,
but he's been caught lying so many times he can't be trusted
for anything.
And Ollie the Traitor is such a liar, even Nancy Reagan calls him one.
Questions the PEOPLE should ask Smirk tonight night.
What was the purpose of sealing your driver's
record
and issuing yourself a new (clean) number?
Governor, your campaign managers have stolen
John F. Kennedy's style
for you to copy. First, who are you?
Second, why would you copy a democrat
president instead of a republican such as
the party's hero, Ronny Reagan?
Better yet, why don't you copy your father?
Should (God Forbid) you be elected, do you
think it would be right
for the Democrats to spend the next 8 years
and $50 million trying
to find some way to overturn your election?
Is there a difference between yourself and
an abortion doctor?
It seems you can both end a life legally.
You have said you'll defend private property
owners against government
encroachment. What about that family
in Arlington, TX whom you and
your buddies had evicted in order to make
that ballpark a reality?
Does it puzzle you why the Arabs and Israelis
can't settle
their differences in a Christian manner?
ha ha
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From: (withheld)
I don't suppose you could lean on the folks
hosting your message board
about not displaying the IP address of
posters? Not that I think repugs
would ever do anything vindictive like
a ping flood just because they were
bested in an argument or anything. There's
just some creeps out there
(crackers, not hackers) and unzipping everyone's
fly like that is a
really uncool thing for the host to be
doing.
Unless of course they're hosting a party for Matt Glavin....
I don't know Smirk about that,
but I'm sure genslab@genslab.com
will see this and clarify.
I've gotten a lot of mail asking if I've heard about Gov Carnahan's
death.
Yes, I have, but it's not funny.
Being a strange person, I first thought of Marc Perkel.
(Publisher/founder of bartcop.com)
Marc ran for the US Senate from Missouri this year.
He ran as a Republican, and was defeated in the primary by that
insane
religio-prick John ASScroft. (R-Captain in the Cock-Hunt
Army)
Sidebar:
Remember during the height
on the cock hunt, Ashcroft took the lead
in DEMANDING each detail
of each sexual laison. No matter how many
hundreds of pages Hardon
Kenneth devoted to the subject of Monica's genitalia,
Ashcroft said, "We must have
- more details, more details," the pervert.
So Perkel got 15% of the vote, running on ideas and no money.
Perkel said he would "straighten out" the GOP if he was their
candidate.
His strategy, which I thought was very sound, was that if Smirk
picked
ditto-monkey Ashcroft to join him on his loser-ticket, Perkel
would be
elevated to front-runner status in the Missouri GOP.
Here comes the really cool part:
If Perkel suddenly became a voice of the Missouri GOP, he was
going to
apologize for their never-ending Nazi hate, for their
constant
race-baiting,
for their never-ending cock hunt, for their efforts to
keep inner-city blacks
from getting a college education by killing Affirmative Action
programs etc etc etc.
Had things been different, had the prick been killed, instead
of the good guy,
it might've been a GOP-backed Perkel vs. Carnahan on November
7th.
But no.
From: billie@kingmanaz.net
you are sick..
Barrett S.
So, I'm considered "sick" by the people in Kingman, Arizona?
I've been to your town, reich-person.
Kingman, Arizona - more nazi's per square mile than Furhman,
Idaho.
On your "Welcome" sign coming into town, it says, "nigers
stay out."
I consider that an honor, reich-person.
Do me a favor, write, "BartCop stay out" on that sign,
too, would you?
Great TV Critic Quotes
The final presidential debate is on ABC,
CBS, NBC, PBS,
CNN, C-SPAN, but not, once again, on
Fox. I'd ask why Fox feels
exempt from all public service but perhaps
that's a question better
left to Congress the next time someone
from the Fox media empire
comes to Washington to request another
waiver of some station-ownership regulation.
-- Robert Bianco, USA Today
Subject: again with the selective editing for your own gains
(do not publish this email address)
I'm so sorry you entirely misunderstand,
and then further, misrepresent every damn thing
I send to you. Really is a shame and disgrace
on your part. I guess the only people that can
curry favor with you are the mindless-pro-whoever-the-"democratic"-candidate-is-no-matter
-how-inept (apparently integrity, ideals, and
the effects on people really don't mean much to you).
(Ediotr's Note: suck me.)
Notice by replacing word in
string, we refer to party-monkeys who go for Bush:
I'm "not a team player," you
say.
Damn, you really are a jock,
aren't you.
It's all a damn game to you.
Comfy in your middle class,
sedated with a few toys.
You bitch so much about the
GOP (as one should), and yet seem to have no
problem with those figureheads you rally behind
integrating themselves with
your enemies. This doesn't bother you in the
least?
You call true progressive liberals
who remain true to their consciences, ideologies,
and hold on to their integrity the traitors.
But you rally behind those that shake hands,
make friends with, adopt the ideologies of, and
then join the other side.
Now, honestly, who are the traitors?
But then, you're a centrist.
Centrists tend to have more contempt for the
left than they do for the right.
You seem to.
However, you're backwards in
your pretty little win-at-all-costs jock head,
or just flat out lying, if you say those you
support are not the traitors, and you know it!
ha ha
Alright, now, selectively edit
me, misinterpret and misrepresent me
(because, the people who read this can't think
for themseleves), then mock me.
Be a good little jock.
Cheffy,
You send me multi-pages of e-mail, often, then bitch if I only
print parts of it?
How arrogant to think that every long-winded, anti-Gore rant
that pops
into your excited brain deserves publication on someone else's
humor page.
Your neck must be very strong to support the weight of your head.
It's all a damn game to you.
No, it's a humor page, Einstein, and your "it's-not-fair" hysteria
isn't funny.
I need to re-think my policy of publishing each critical letter.
Like Tim Russert, you need a different hobby.
Perhaps you'd have a better time arguing with the Freepers?
Subject: Where Ms. Rice?
Everyone is asking where Ms. Rice is.
Maybe we need to check and see if she is in the Middle East stirring
up the pot?
Maybe she's promised Araffat a blow job if he keeps the unrest up, thus
causing the oil prices to skyrocket (and make W.'s Oil Buddies that
much richer)
Or maybe W. knocked her up?
Mark
Questions the PEOPLE should ask Smirk tonight night.
Governor, have you asked anyone on your staff to have an abortion this year?
Governor, would you want your business
dealings and personal
problems of the last 25 years subjected
to the scrutiny of an
over-zealous, partisan special prosecuter
the way the GOP did
to president and his wife for the last
six years?
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So, my St Louis Cardinals are thru with baseball this year.
I was pulling for them to win last night, especially after God
told me
there'd be no subways involved in the World Series this year.
I'm sure if I had the chance to ask Him what happened,
He'd mention something about "free will," and tell me all the
secrets would be revealed to me once I was dead.
Y'know, there are other baseball/religion parables.
Take the Chicago Cubs, for instance.
Every year, the FAITH of the Cub's fans tells them "this is the
year,"
that they'll win the World Series. But the logic of the situation
tells their
science-based fans that's not going to happen anytime soon, if
ever.
What would you say if a fellow came along and demanded ten percent
of
your gross earnings for the rest of your life, because you're
a Cubs fan.
...and,
...he guaranteed you that the Cubs would win the World Series
the year after you died. Would you sacrifice your logic
for his promises
and give him ten percent of your money and follow his crazy rules?
No, you would never do that, because that would show insanity
on your part.
When you step back from the superstitions your parents and your
church
drilled into your head before you could speak, talk, read or
reason,
those wild, illogical stories suddenly turn to children's fairy
tales.
Studies have shown that infants can recognize when they're in
church.
The droning of the pipe organ.
The smell of the frankincense.
The hushed tones, the singing, the choir, the chanting.
All that gets drilled into your head before you have a chance
to defend yourself.
It's a strong, deeply-rooted anchor that's very hard to escape.
...and if you disagree, I can prove it, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Send me ten percent of your money from now on and I guarantee
the Cubs will win the World Series the year after you die.
See?
You DO believe me...
Believe me, I'm more tired of the word, "whore" than you are,
but until people change, shouldn't I call a spade a spade?
Tonight on Nightline, the ABC whores had everything fucking backwards.
They introduced their show on the Middle East calling it, "A
Legacy in Danger,"
as tho Clinton's historical perspective was more important than
a monster war.
Explaining how hard it is to talk sense to these hot-blooded religio-wackos,
ABC said, "When Barak left for lunch, his entourage seemed
so forlorn,
the reporters thought he was leaving the talks to go home."
Oh, gee!
Things seemed so bad, Jimmy Olsen assumed shit that wasn't
true?
Jesus, I'm so shocked.
They showed footage of Clinton looking beat-to-hell.
Clinton can outlast anybody at anything, so if he's looking downbeat,
things must not be going the way we'd like. The other thing I
thought of
was how impossible it would be for shit-for-brains Smirk to be
involved in this.
Like Reagan, Smirk would say, "You guys work it out," and leave
it to his aides
or someone who understood the problem, which Smirk obviously
doesn't.
It's scary to hear the way Smirk runs Texas. Someone comes
to him with
a 300-page report on an important issue, and before they leave
his office,
Smirk says, "Tell me what's in that report," instead of reading
it, himself.
What a lazy asshole.
And he thinks he's earned the presidency?
You know he did that with those condemned men, too.
"Give me the summary," is Smirk's most-often used phrase.
After all, there are golf balls to be hit
and there are naps to be taken.
Lazy, ignorant, brain-dead momma's boy.
From: mcgriffy@io.com
Bartcop,
Let's ignore for a minute duty to country or any
contract Bush may have
signed with the guard. What could possibly
be more fun than flying jet
fighters? I would cut my hair, wear their
funny suit, and say yessir a
bunch of times if they would let me fly their
planes. So what could the
shrub have been up to that was more fun than
being a fighter jock?
Oh, wait, there is that little habanero story ... nevermind ...
DMcG
ha ha
They know he's guilty, but they won't write about it.
Excerpt:
Where is the New York Times famed Whitewater reporter, Jeff Gerth?
Where’s the Washington Post special investigations unit?
Where is Matt Drudge?
Questions the PEOPLE should ask Smirk tonight night.
Governor Bush, at the first debate you
called Gore's characterization
of your tax cut proposal "fuzzy math".
When pressed about it on GMA
the next day you admitted that he was
right (explaining that rich people
pay a lot of taxes so should get the
bulk of your tax cut).
Were you lying at the debate or on GMA?
If you become President, how many other
world leaders
will you falsely accuse of criminal
activities?
How many of those will have nuclear
weapons at their disposal?
Governor Bush, Can you state without
any reservation that
no one connected to your campaign has
been in contact with
either the president of Palestine or
the prime minister of Israel,
or any oil companies in that region?
Do Condescending Rice and Gen. Mai Lai
Powell
have to ride on the back of the
plane?
In your opinion,
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck
if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Could you repeat the question back to
me?
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From: harlene@kopp.com
Subject: It's All Pigboy's Fault!!
In the Sunday sports section of the Chicago
Sun Times,
Norman Chad (NFL Forecast) writes the following:
"To drown out boos, Bears QB Cade McNown
tunes his helmet radio to Rush Limbaugh.
Pick: Vikings."
Now we know why the Chicago Bears are ONE and SIX!!!!
NanaLeni
Dress the Reagans!
Ask BartCop
From: trussert@nbc.com
Dear BartCop,
My keyboard no longer works because of all
the dried semen on it.
Can you tell me the best way to clean it?
Thanks,
Tim Russert
<heavy sigh...>
No, Tim, I can't.
But I can tell you that you need a different goddamn hobby,
one that doesn't include President Clinton's cock, you perverted
bastard!
I left the Catholic Church before they covered masturbation, but
it's my best guess
it's a sin - big time - especially when you're using a
married man's cock to get off.
Do you realize you're more addicted to Clinton's cock than Ann
Coulter?
Tim, I have one thing to say - "New hobby," OK?
Say it after me, "New hobby."
Russert: "Clinton's cock."
<heavy sigh...>
When was the last time you checked out onlinejournal.com?
They are bomb.
They are def.
They are street.
Smirk angers Byrd family with his galling ignorance
Excerpt:
The Byrd family said that they weren't surprised
Bush got the details of the case wrong
in the second debate with Gore. Unlike other Texas
public officials -- they cite local mayors,
Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas, and President
Clinton -- Bush was never remotely
comforting to their family after Byrd's grisly
murder, they say.
"I wasn't surprised that he didn't know," says sister
Betty Boatner, 46.
"I wasn't surprised at all."
"Bush should have known" the details of the trial, says
Stella Byrd, James's mother.
"But I wasn't surprised about his reaction." She says
Bush showed no concern when
her granddaughter talked to him in May 1999 to
try to persuade Bush to support the
James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Act.
"So I'm sure with that lack of interest, he didn't
ask to see what was going on."
From: (withheld)
If Gore loses this election, we can safely
say that this characterizes,
and is because of, Gore's and the DLC New
Democrat's total ineptness.
If Gore loses this election, it will be
just that...not Dumbya winning, but Gore losing.
My guess is the DLC will then fall apart,
as it should anyway.
I now have no indecisiveness whatsoever
about voting for Ralph Nader.
"A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush."
Bullshit.
Like I said, Gore should be wiping the floor
with W., and 5% or so should make no
difference. But no, Gore is tying, regardless
of Nader, and it is his own damn fault.
It will be extremely pathetic, and already
is now, when any democrat blames Nader
and his supporters for Gore's loss.
No, the loss will lie squarely on Gore's
and the DLC's inept shoulders.
You confuse me in many ways.
1. Our football team is ahead with 3 minutes to go and we have
the ball,
and you're planning the best way to fire the
coach.
When Gore wins by 6, what will you do with
that doom & gloom?
2. This is the closest race in 40 years, and you say 5% won't
make a difference?
Let me guess: Are you Catholic?
3. There you go again, blaming Gore for a loss that isn't.
You can vote for Nader and still be
a good guy,
but you'd understand if we said you weren't
a team player, right?
Questions the PEOPLE should
ask Smirk tomorrow night.
How come you can't bring a gun into the
Alamo,
but you can bring a gun into a church
or hospital in Texas?
How many joints are in a lid?
Is it true that Condoleeza is being held
in a Texas Jail,
and can't have a phone call or visitors
until Nov 8th?
Do you think a person who has snorted
cocaine
has the character to be President?
Why are all those nasty people so upset
about
your being AWOL in Alabama while in
the guard?
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From: tjgarrett@home.com
Subject: Great Gore Speech in Detroit
I was just watching C-SPAN and saw Algore in Detroit,
giving a speech at a college.
It was the best I've ever seen him...he was simply
inspiring. I've never heard him
so emotional...it was truly Clintonesque.
The greatest line was a story about a guy who
had had a heart attack...a doctor saved
his life by using a defibulator on him.
The bill came from the HMO...they said they
wouldn't pay for it because it was *unnecessary*!
He said that maybe Republicans
consider a heart to be unnecessary, but we
don't!
Anyway, you're still the greatest Bartcop on the
Internet, and I read you top to bottom every night.
Can't wait for the BIG
EVENT Tuesday night.
If Gore's anything like he was in that speech
I just saw,
he'll put some serious whoop-ass on the idiot
we have for a governor.
...please Koresh, let it be so...
Jack in Dallas
Maybe Beastmaster Gore will show up tonight.
http://www.sess.net/gamezone/a/a_coke_index.shtml
From: WilliamL15@prodigy.net
Subject: Another presidential quiz
Every president since Washington has had
the right to declare lands
as national monuments in order to protect
them.
Guess which three never declared any lands
as national monuments?
1. Richard Nixon
2. Ronald Reagan
3. GHW Bush
Great MNF Quotes
Did you see that second debate between
Gore and Bush?
It was like watching Ben Stein read
The
Story of O out loud.
-- Dennis Miller
Today's Page Two Girl is either an actress or a model
From: isaac3rd@mediaone.net
bc,
I just thought of a quote from George Carlin.
It goes something like this:
Think how stupid the average person is.
That means half the people out there are stupider
than that!
Do you think that might have anything to do with
why so many people
seem to think that Smirk would be a good president?
ha ha
Yes.
Rarely do I understand what the hard reich is thinking,
but today on K-Drag Nazi radio, every time they take a break
from Pigboy's show,
which is every ten goddamn minutes, the news guy comes on and
says,
"There is STILL no breakthru in peace talks in the Middle East,"
...as tho Clinton promised a break by noon, and they're checking
him
every ten minutes waiting for the announcement that 4,000 years
of
I-hate-you-because-you-read-a-different-book hostility has finally
ended.
I guess if they handle it this way, they can say, "Clinton failed again!"
Great Republican Quotes
"There needs to be a wholesale effort
against racial profiling,
which is illiterate children."
-- Second debate with President Gore, Oct.
11, 2000
Questions the PEOPLE should ask Smirk tomorrow night.
Smirkins, if someone dragged your daddy
from the back of a truck,
would you be a teensy bit more interested
in a hate-crimes bill?
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An R-rated picture for you.
Don't whine about how you got "ambushed."
I'm telling you now, this is rated "R."
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"You have to go back to the 70's to find the 'real' Al Gore."
Is that how we play the game?
Go back three, no FOUR decades to find the "real" person?
OK, let's try that with the vulgar Pigboy.
Ok, we've gone back to the 70's and found the "real" Jeff Christie.
(That was his name when this was taken)
You satisfied, now, Polyester Pigboy?
Great Republican Quotes
"When I'm president, we'll work on a
framework for peace
in the Middle East on THEIR
timetable, not mine."
-- Smirk, second debate
Somebody told Smirk that would be a great shot against Clinton,
and Pigboy thought it was the greatest thing Smirk ever said.
Excuse me, Maja-Blowhole, but the reason the Camp David summit
was called in such a hurry wasn't so Clinton could put a feather
in his cap.
It was because that moron Arafat said he was going to declare
a
Palestinian state in September, in which case we'd probably have
a bigger
mess on our hands than we have thanks to Sharon the Provacateur.
President Clinton understands prevention - say it with me - prevention,
something that's lost on the Republicans, and if you don't believe
me,
as one of the hundred thousand men with Gulf War Syndrome.
<heavy sigh>
When ol' BartCop understands the subtleties of the Middle East
peace
negotiations better than a presidential candidate - we're all
in a lot of trouble...
I found a rare picture - thought I'd share.
It's a picture of Darva Conger with clothes on!
I am not kidding.
Great Republican Quotes
"I think if you know what you believe,
it makes it a lot easier to answer questions.
I can't answer your question."
-- Smirk, when asked if he wished he could
take back any of his answers in
the first debate.
From: Howard Kurtz, Washington Post
Gore makes the pundit class flash back to high school?
"Still the hard-working student once
trotted out
by his parents to please the
grownup guests"
--Time's Nancy Gibbs
"He reverts to his smartest-guy-in-the-class
mode,
impressing the teacher with factoids
for extra credit"
--Time's Margaret Carlson, same
issue
"Clearly the smartest boy in the class,
ready to show off his stuff on
just about any subject"
--Cokie the Whore and Steve
Roberts
"He slipped into his smartest-kid-in-the-class
mode,
a quality that has damaged him
in the past"
--New York Daily News
"Gore . . . can't resist the urge to
behave like the smartest kid
in class--you know,
the one who is constantly raising his hand and
shouting the answer before
the teacher finishes asking the question"
--Fort Worth Star-Telegram
"The first debate displayed Gore at his
most medicinal,
his apple-polishing, hall-monitor
worst"
--The Washington Post's
Marjorie Williams
"A Teacher's Pet from hell"
--New York Whore Times's Maureen
Dowd
"The obnoxious smartest guy in class"
--Fox News's Fred Barnes
I agree.
We need to punish the smartest guy in the class and reward
the smirking moron who forgot he was supposed to study.
The last thing we want to find out is which guys has the answers.
Why should we hand the planet over to someone who's qualified?
Let's go with the guy who doesn't know the answers, instead
Vroooom!
Vroooooooom!!
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DNA Test Clears Texas 'Murderer' and 'Accomplice'
Threatened with a death penalty charge, an innocent man confessed
to a crime he didn't
commit in order to save his life, then he was forced to
testify against his 'accomplice.'
Then, an inmate sent Gov. Bush a letter in 1998 taking responsibility,
which he ignored, because it would've "cost" him an execution.
...and some people want this ass to be president?
Smirk has always loved killing things. During his 1994 campaign
for governor,
he went dove hunting. When told that the bird he had shot
was a killdeer,
a protected songbird, he had to pay a $130 fine.
It just goes to prove an old NRA saying,
"Sometimes the wrong target gets hit."
From: The LA Times
The Economic Sweepstakes Quiz
The rules are simple:
Guess which president since World War II did best on these eight generally
accepted measures of good management of the nation's economy.
You can choose among five Republicans (Eisenhower, Nixon, Ford, Red-Ink
and Bush)
and five Democrats (Truman, JFK, LBJ, Carter and Clinton).
Which president produced:
1. The largest growth in the gross domestic product?
2. The largest growth in jobs?
3. The biggest increase in personal disposable income after taxes?
4. The largest growth in industrial production?
5. The biggest rise in hourly wages?
6. The lowest Misery Index (inflation plus unemployment)?
7. The lowest inflation?
8. The largest reduction in the deficit?
The answers are:
1. Truman
2. Carter
3. Johnson
4. Kennedy
5. Johnson
6. Truman
7. Truman
8. Clinton
But nevermind all those fuzzy numbers - elect
Smirk,
because the Republicans "know what they're
doing."
What's up with Smirk and white men?
U.S. Murder Rate Falls to Lowest Level Since 1966
Thank you, Bill Clinton.
...and Rush gave us his word that the extra cops and the Brady
Bill
"would have no effect at all on the
crime rate."
ha ha
Rush would kill to have the credibilty if Chippy the Chimp.
Election time becomes battle
of (urban) legends
BY RICHARD ROEPER SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST
For one brief shining moment, Hillary Clinton
did a very brave thing
in her debate with Rick Lazio last Sunday
morning.
It happened when moderator Marcia Kramer
of WCBS-TV funneled a
question to the candidates that had been
submitted via e-mail.
"I'd like to ask you how you stand on federal bill 602P," Kramer said.
With refreshing candor, Clinton said: "I
have no idea what it is."
At last, a candidate who didn't try to
steamroll through the moment by
resorting to rhetoric and double-talk.
God bless America!
But then Kramer elaborated. "Under the bill
that's now before Congress,
the U.S. Postal Service will bill e-mail
users 5 cents for each e-mail they send,
even though the Post Office provides no
service."
"Based on your description, I wouldn't vote for that bill," said Clinton.
(Editor's Note: Notice how she handled that?
She refused to fall for the trick, but when
The Lick took the bait,
the hook came out thru his right eye - it
was really ugly.)
Lazio chimed in: "I am absolutely opposed
to this.
This is an example of the government's
greedy hand in
trying to take money from taxpayers
that it has no right to."
ha ha
Hold on, Rick. We'll get you to the emergency room
real quick
so they can remove that painful hook from your
eye, you idiot!
Well, not quite.
Actually it's an example of an urban legend
worming its way into Campaign 2000.
Details of the so-called e-mail tax bill
sponsored by a "Congressman Schnell"
have been circulating on the Internet for
at least a year--but there is no
Congressman Schnell, and there is no federal
bill 602P.
If you go to the Drudge web site, you can read how Juanita Broaddrick
has teamed up with Matt Drudge so she can follow Paula Jones
and Gennifer
Flowers and Linda Tripp and Dolly Kyle Browning and Kathleen
Willey
(and all the other women who've been promised cash by the money-grubbing
whore-bastards of the religious-right) into the national spotlight
screaming,
"Look at me, look at me!
I'm a victim, I'm a victim!
Clinton is the devil.
The liberals are evil and bad!"
"How did I do? Do I get paid now?" she'll ask.
"Not yet, Honey.
You have to go on 60 Minutes
and Fox News before we pay you."
I have two question:
Juanita, when will you get your Guess? Jeans endorsement?
and when will you spread your legs for Penthouse?
ha ha
The big stomping is coming - soon.
Lawyers Call for Changes in Death Penalty in Texas
Excerpt:
HOUSTON, Oct. 15 — In a broad critique of capital
punishment in Texas,
a new report concludes that the state's death penalty
system is in dire need
of change because of problems like prosecutorial
misconduct, racial bias,
phony experts and inadequate lawyers for poor defendants.
Excerpt:
"Guess what?" said George W. Bush, whose home state
is already the
champion of the Western world when it comes to
executions.
"The three men who murdered James Byrd, guess what's
going to happen to them?
They're going to be put to death." <big
smirk>
There was a disturbing, upbeat quality to the governor's
tone as he said this during
last week's debate with Vice President Al Gore.
His face brightened in a way that
was unsettling to much of the nation. He was so
obviously and inappropriately pleased.
I assume everybody knows this,
and I almost feel guilty for bringing it up,
but little Rick the Lick isn't supposed to win his race
with Hillary.
They know he's going to lose, he was never supposed to win.
Lazio's job is to beat up Hillary so the right-wing can get an
erection.
They know he has no chance to beat her, so they're giving him
tens of
millions of dollars to scream, "Whitewater," and "billing records,"
and
"Castle Grande," and :Travel-gate," and "Monica," and all the
other buzz words
that enable blood to flow into their small penises so they can
get some kinky jollies
Think I'm kidding?
Think this is a BartCop gag?
Questions the PEOPLE should ask Smirk tomorrow night.
Governor, I understand that your wife
and you were in the final stages
of adopting a waiting child when she
became pregnant with the twins
and you decided to abort the adoption
process.
Would you describe that as, "a child
left behind"?
Two (or three) white supremicist murderers
have been sentenced to die in Texas.
Are you worried about losing two of
your core constituents this late in the campaign?
How many people have you refused to pardon,
even temporarily, from
lethal injection while you have been
governer?
Send in more questions the PEOPLE should ask Smirk!
We have readers in St Louis, this could actually
work :)
Only 30 hours left - send your questions!
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