Spoiler Alert
Click Here if you want
to read Jake Tapper's column
on what Letterman did to Smirk Tuesday night..
Clue: For the first time in 20 months, Bush had to answer
some questions.
The whore press has laid down so much for this moron, it fell
to Letterman
to get past the smary smirk and make him give up some answers.
Thanks to Bruce and Melic for the tip.
Today, Smirk taped a segment for SNL.
First reports are in (7:30 CDT) about the Letterman appearance.
Details were sketchy, but first word is the Smirk camp is PISSED!
What did Dave do to Smirk?
ha ha
Early word is - Dave stayed in serious mode
and wouldn't let Smirk be the funny cut-up.
That's why the Bush people are pissed.
Dear Christian,
Now, I'm only telling you this, so don't go e-mailing that Bartcop
feller, okay?
(That was kind of a mean joke I played on him.)
But the Mets in seven.
Got it. Get it. I'm gone.
Sincerely,
God
Someone sent this
1800 1 vote gives Thomas Jefferson the presidency over Aaron
Burr
1839 1 vote wins the Massachusetts governorship for Marcus
Morton
1868 1 vote saves Andrew Johnson's presidency
1941 1 vote strengthens selective service before World
War II
1960 1 vote per precinct gives JFK the presidency
1993 1 vote by Al Gore gave us the greatest economy in
history
2000 1 vote, your vote, can make the difference November
7th
If you don't vote Nov 7, Bush is deader than Ted Bundy.
Proof - what I was talking about earlier today...
Great Smirk Quotes
"California's going to be a big surprise."
Can U2's Bono Convince
Jesse Helms to Resign His Seat?
The Hill,
October 11, 2000
Jesse Helms (R-Caveman), declaring that
he's become dispirited by an
increasingly gridlocked Senate and the
waning strength of the
conservative movement, says he is ready
to quit the Senate and work
to help combat Third World poverty "if
the Lord would show me how."
Helms said he was deeply impressed by a
meeting with U2's Bono,
who lobbied for Third World debt relief
on Capitol Hill last week.
"I told him this, and I mean it, if I can
find some way that the Lord would
show me how to really help these people,
I'd quit the Senate and try to do it.
I told Bono that.
He is working hard and I'm going to try
to help him the best I can."
In a wide-ranging interview on the eve of
his 79th birthday, the conservative
bastard also said while he said his health
is "very good," he conceded that a
nerve condition "that I can't even pronounce"
has left him without feeling in
his feet and affected his balance, requiring
him to use a walker.
Helms said he was deeply moved by a meeting Bono,
who visited Capitol Hill
recently to lobby for Third World debt relief.
"Well, I never heard of him, but the guy is impressive,"
Helms said of Bono,
whom he called "Sonny Bono" before correcting
himself. "The thing that
impressed me is he is a deeply religious man.
... He is here to sincerely
get something going to feed the starving children
in Africa."
So, ... I think we should all buy the new U2 CD.
If it was crap music, I wouldn't suggest that, but it's gonna
rock
and Bono has the biggest heart of any rocker since John Lennon.
Bono makes Helms cry like Bob Dole at Nixon's funeral
The Popular Pariah
By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON -- Al Gore
has said he would consider putting a
24-hour-a-day
Webcam, or Alcam, in the Oval Office.
Tipper, of course,
immediately intimated to friends, with her sly,
our- love-life-is-groovy
smile, that there would be times when that
Webcam would
have to be turned off.
But this just proves you can never get a Webcam where you want one.
I have zero desire
to see President Gore round the clock, putting comely
interns to sleep
with charts and lectures on gaseous reduction.
On the other
hand, I would have loved to have a Webcam trained on Bill
Clinton during
the debates.
I wonder if the
president, who is a pariah in his own vice president's
campaign, chewed
on his cigar and shouted comebacks at the screen as
the Three Faces
of Al flickered.
What an exquisite
dilemma for a man who always wants things both ways!
He needs his
partner to excel so that Al can defeat W. and secure Mr. Clinton's
legacy. But
if Mr. Gore falls short, Mr. Clinton can comfort himself with the
belief that
"if only I were out there, the election would be over. I'm still the best.
If you find
a turtle on a fencepost, it didn't get there by accident."
Mr. Clinton,
some close to him say, is bewildered and hurt by the way
Mr. Gore keeps
erasing him from his White House photo album. The president
thinks Mr. Gore
should run as his vice president, bragging on their record of
economic growth,
welfare reform and fiscal (if not personal) discipline.
I would much
rather have the master pol's debate commentary than those
"doofus-heavy
focus groups assembled by the networks," as The
Washington Post's
TV critic Tom Shales calls them, which deemed the
governor more
specific and straightforward than the vice president even
when W. was
offering generic and incoherent bromides.
As W. bit the
inside of his lip and looked hunched, vacant and played-out,
you just had
an image of a head full of sawdust as he sniffled, snorted and sifted
through his
brain trying to remember if the situation called for "I trust people,
not government"
or "Leave no child behind" or "The partisan bickering has to stop"
or "Governors
lead. That's what we do."
In a 1996 debate
with Bob Dole, Mr. Clinton used sidling and staring to
intimidate his
rival. Mr. Gore attempted the same maneuver Tuesday.
Lithe as a lawn
mower, subtle as a subpoena, Alpha Al clomped right up
beside Mr. Bush,
who rewarded him with a disdainful double take that brought
chuckles from
the crowd. Mr. Gore kept right on striding up to the crowd,
like an Olympic
diver about to do a three-and-a-half-somersault pike.
Mr. Gore's points
often had a subtext of tattling. He said his four children
had come to
the debate. (W.'s didn't, nyah, nyah!) He said he had gone
to Vietnam,
even though there were "fancy ways to get out of going."
(W. got
a cushy spot in the Texas Air National Guard, nyah, nyah!)
He had "not
spent the last quarter-century in pursuit of personal wealth."
(W. was using
family connections to get rich, nyah, nyah!)
Mr. Gore's erratic
and sometimes arrogant debate demeanor, which has
caused some
Gore focus groups to violently turn on the Democratic
nominee, has
surely confirmed Mr. Clinton's belief, which he once
confided to
a friend, that Al would have been happier in academia.
After being slighted
by the Gorites, the president would certainly be
gratified to
see them come beg him for an 11th-hour rescue — to do
last- minute
stumping with minorities and in hard-fought states.
But Mr. Gore,
who has not appeared publicly with the president since
their awkward
passing of the torch in Monroe, Mich., two months ago,
resents Mr.
Clinton so much he might rather lose than reattach himself.
He has paid
all the dues he intends to. He frets over polls that show
lingering anger
at Mr. Clinton that might drag him down.
Mr. Gore cannot
even bring himself to use the word "Clinton." In the
debate, he was
boasting of his role in planning "the president's" summit
meeting in the
Mideast. He caught himself using the "P" word and you
could practically
hear the klaxon go off as he switched to praising the
great job of
"our country's team."
Can you imagine
what the puffy- eyed Mr. Clinton, back (via a fund-
raiser and a
golf banquet) from 20 meetings that consumed 24 of 28
hours at an
Egyptian golf resort where he did not even get to golf, must
have howled
at the TV at that point?
"Our TEAM? Oh, man, that is wrooong."
Rush enjoying a goat's company
Back in the Saddle
After a 34-month layoff, I'm back in court tomorrow!
Some idiot judge in February of 98 decided off the top of his
head
that trials involving "assigned contracts" were no longer going
to be
tried in his court, and he kicked every damn one to circuit court
which requires a real, certified on-the-roster attorney to prosecute.
I'll be prosecuting a young man who's not convinced that signing
a contract means anything these days. I'm going to shamelessly
use
the phrase "the Rule of Law" and watch the judge's eyebrows
to decide
if he's a ditto-monkey or not. If the judge is a liberal, I may
be in trouble
because the guy I'm suing is a blank slate. I hope the judge
doesn't feel
like the defendant is in over his head - sometimes that happens
and the
idiot judge turns into the defendant's defense lawyer, which
isn't cool.
It's in the archives somewhere, but I once had a judge look at
me and say,
"So, what do you want me to do?" after I won a judgment and
I had to bite
my tongue to prevent saying, "I want you to act like a goddamn
judge and
order this broke-ass, contract-breaking weasel's wages garnished, Your
Honor."
I will have to skillfully straddle the fence tomorrow, because
I'll be testifying
to that which I have no direct knowledge. I figure as long as
I use words
like "we," the judge might not ask who "we" are.
The kicker?
The defendant will be under oath, but not Ol' BartCop!
ha ha
Can you believe that?
What a nutty system.
It's my word against his, and he's under oath and never been in
a courtroom before,
and I may be rusty but I've got at least 300 trials under my
belt, and I get to...well,
I won't use the word "lie," but let's say I'll be Clinton-esque
in my testimony!
ha ha
The poor bastard-thief doesn't know what questions the judge will
ask
but I could almost write the judge's script today.
To make a good story better, the boss is going to Vegas tomorrow,
(sniff) so I should be here with the blow-by-blow early!
Wish me luck - chortle!
Al should beware the Trojan Horse
by GENE LYONS
In predicting an inevitable win by Al Gore at the polls next month, we
made
two big assumptions.
One, that Gore and Joe Lieberman would expose George W. Bush's
Trojan Horse candidacy by taking apart his fraudulent promises on key
issues like tax fairness, Social Security and Medicare.
Second, despite its obvious determination to revenge itself on Bill Clinton
by defeating Gore, the Washington press clique would have no choice but
to
report what the candidates were actually saying and doing during the campaign.
To date, we've been wrong on both counts. Partly due to Gore's
inexplicable failure to confront relentless attacks on his credibility,
standards
of accuracy and fairness in the media have sunk to depths unrivaled since
the
"yellow journalism" of the Spanish-American War.
The clique has shamelessly taken sides. Bush can get away with almost
anything. The press ignores his blatant howlers while endlessly hyping
trivial
tales about Gore. It's gotten so bad that reporters and pundits feel free
to
falsify even their own previously published accounts.
Think we're exaggerating? Check out New York Times reporter Melinda
Hennenberger's Oct. 15 "Week in Review" article on Gore's "compulsion to
exaggerate." Yeah, another one. Near the top, she quotes Gore's
former
editor at the Nashville Tennessean saying, "He's just said he invented
the
Internet and he and Tipper were the models for 'Love Story.' He ought to
be
more careful." Hennenberger and her editors know both allegations are
nonsense. But to preserve what Nixon called "plausible deniability," they
put
them in somebody else's mouth.
Bush to the contrary, Gore never said he "invented" the Internet. Partly
because CNN has a videotape of what he did say, all but the most cynical
party hacks have dropped it. Amazingly, Hennenberger's own reporting
disproved the "Love Story" humbug in the Times on Dec. 14, 1997. Her
article quoted author Erich Segal saying that something Gore had seen in,
yes, The Tennessean, was only half right. The novel's hero was based on
him and Tommy Lee Jones. But the heroine wasn't based on Tipper. The
Tennessean had gotten that wrong. So how can Hennenberger now turn it
upside down? How can her editors let her?
As ever, The Times sets the agenda for NPR and the TV networks.
Campaign advisers who say this stuff isn't hurting Gore are whistling past
the
graveyard. It's flat killing him among voters gullible enough to believe
what they
read and see on TV. Gore made things worse by apologizing at the end of
the
second presidential debate for trivial misstatements he'd made during the
first one.
Not only did he look weak, but he legitimized GOP-inspired media spin.
Bush, meanwhile, gets a free pass. By any rational standard, his debate
performance has betrayed shocking incompetence and/or dishonesty. But
pundits who lampooned Gore failed to notice that Bush couldn't accurately
describe his own prescription drug plan. After Gore pointed out that a
70-year-old couple with a $25,000 income would get no help whatsoever
under Bush's proposal, the Texan derided him for "trying to scare voters"
and "inventing the calculator." But Gore was right, as reporters for the
Los
Angeles Times and Washington Post learned when they checked the Bush
Web site as he'd urged. Not that they made anything of it.
Gore made a trivial error about traveling with James Lee Witt, while
Bush brazenly falsified a matter of critical importance to millions of
voters.
Yet it was Gore who ended up on the media hot seat for two weeks.
Nor was that the only example. Bush began the first debate by saying he'd
take "one-half of the surplus and dedicate it to Social Security, one-quarter
of the surplus for important projects, and I want to send one-quarter of
the
surplus back to the people who pay the bills." In reality, his published
economic plan calls for a $1.3 trillion tax cut, mostly for millionaires,
as
opposed to $475 billion in new spending. That's about $3 in tax cuts for
every $1 for Medicare, health care, education, national defense, etc. The
new spending is not one-fourth of the projected (and maybe imaginary) $4.6
trillion surplus, it's more like 10 percent. "Fuzzy math," indeed.
Things got worse during the second debate. With Gore sitting tight as if
the Manners Police had handcuffed him to his chair, Bush made all kinds
of
absurd claims. He wrongly sentenced all three of James Byrd's killers to
death. He blamed the state Legislature for Texas' failure to sign up needy
kids for the Children's Health Insurance Program, although, unlike Gov.
Mike Huckabee, he'd fought to limit eligibility and stall implementation.
He
chided NATO allies to do their bit in the Balkans, although they already
furnish 80 percent of peacekeeping forces. He called for the U.S. to bring
troops home from Haiti, although only a few remain. His TV ad campaign
consists of one big fuzzy misstatement after another.
Even so, the race is still Gore's to lose. He's got to forget about making
nice with the press clique. There's nothing he can say or do to get them
off
his back. He needs to expose Bush's phony bipartisanship, attack his bogus
"reforms" and correct his make-believe arithmetic like the second coming
of
Harry S Truman.
If he won't fight for himself, who does he think will fight for him?
He's got to make voters see what'll happen if they let the Trojan Horse
inside
the gates and Phil Gramm, Tom DeLay and the rest of the right-wing warriors
come clambering out of its belly.
Gene Lyons is a Little Rock author and recipient of the National
Magazine Award. His column appears on Wednesdays.
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
Everyday since Clinton took office:
Clinton is always trying to take credit for the stock market.
It's not about you, Mr Clinton. The credit belongs to the hard-working
American people, not you. The president doesn't really have much
of
an effect on Wall Street anyway, any first-year econ student
knows that.
Today:
The blame for the stock market "crash" lies squarely on the shoulders
of Bill Clinton. The president and his wacko-failed policies
have driven
the market to it's lowest levels in decades because he doesn't
know how
to manage this new economy. He doesn't have a clue about what
he's doing.
That's why we need to elect a man with vision like George W Bush.
Oh, how stupid!
On GMA, Smirk's momma criticized Gore for his aggressive stand
during the third debate with her idiot son.
``I thought he was going to hit George. It sort of scared me.''
If only...
Gore in Top Form
From: http://www.geocities.com/pearly1204/
Molly Ivins - Long ball hitter
From: Patrick val4522@hotmail.com
Subject: Rush is gay
Pigboy has spent the last 8 years obsessing
about Clinton's cock.
He has never fathered a child.
His difficulties in sustaining marriages
are well documented.
As he indicated when I made the infamous
"visit bartcop.com"
call to his show, he thinks Rick Lazio
is better looking than Hillary Clinton
("You've gotta look past
this heterosexual stuff, folks!").
Now he's just spent the entire first hour
of today's show talking about Al Gore's cock.
I'm convinced.
Rush is gay.
Patrick
ha ha
I'll bet that distresses our gay brothers and sisters, but I see
your point.
I wonder if he & Tim ever get together with a roll of paper
towels
and "kick around" the subject?
ha ha
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
Even tho I've spent the last three hours
talking about Gore's cock,
you can't blame me for lowering the tone
of this presidential campaign.
For that, you have to blame "The View"
on ABC.
No, you can't blame me for talking about
Gore's
cock.
I HAD to spend these last three hours on
Gore's
cock,
because "The View" mentioned Gore's
cock, so what choice do I have?
I have to stay on Gore's cock
or I'm not doing my job.
I have to stay on Gore's cock, for
as long as it takes.
...and since El Vulgo leads the Republicans in their never-ending
cock hunt,
it's only a matter of time before we see...
Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's
cock
Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's
cock
Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's
cock
Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's
cock
Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's cock, Gore's
cock
Celebrity Mail
From: rray@cockhunt.com
Dear BartCop,
Hillary gave "factually false" testimoney
on Travelgate.
But we can't prove that, but we know
she did.
Yes, we know she lied, but we can't prove
it,
so we're going to slur her reputation
in the press.
The press will print whatever we ask
them to, so we're issuing
headlines with "Hillary" and "big liar"
in bold print to save face.
Thank God for America's whore press.
We've been leading them by the rings
in their noses for years,
especially that Tim Russert fella, he's
the best we have.
If Bill and Hillary would've confessed
back when we accused them
we wouldn't have to resort to such underhanded
measures.
Robert Ray,
Vice Hardon
I have a question:
After Gore wins, if I'm put under oath and asked,
"Did you have a role in electing Algore?"
what is the factual, proper and accurate answer to that?
I suppose it would be, "Yes," because it's possible than
one person
changed his mind after reading bartcop.com
but can you imagine
the hoots if I was famous and word got out that I made that claim?
The headline would be, "BartCop claims Gore victory."
Do you see where I'm going?
In they asked Hillary, "Did you have ANY ROLE AT ALL in the eventual
decision to fire the nasty thieves in the Travel Office," the
technically-correct
answer would probably have been, "Yes," because if she said anything
about it
to anyone, she can't be 100 percent certain that her words
weren't repeated
or distorted or placed out of context and caused some further
action later.
If the question was, "Did you, personally, order them fired?"
the answer would be, "No" but who knows what the cock-hunters
asked?
Sidebar:
It drives Mrs. BC crazy watching
a show like The Angie Harmon Show with me.
Whenever a lawyer asks a
witness on the stand a stupid or unfocused question,
I answer it before the witness
can in a completely-responsive manner that makes
the idiot who asked the question
look like a Smirk subsitute.
One question on last night's
show was,
"What was the boy's mother
thinking at the time?"
as though the witness had
the power to read fucking minds!
I make no claim to be the
only person who knows a stupid-ass question when
I hear it, but you'd think
attorneys would have the brains to not ask the most
open-ended question when
they have someone under oath.
I remember when the House
prick managers had Monica in the hot seat.
Asa Hutchinson asked Monica,
"What went thru your mind then?" and her
answer should have been,
"I was wondering how a ass-licking Nazi pig like you
became a spokesman for the
Party of Lincoln," and what could Asa do?
Order her to not answer the
question asked of her?
Could Asa say for a fact
that that was NOT what was on her mind then?
Swear to Koresh, if Lindsey
Graham or Henry Hyde or Asa ever gets me
under oath and asks what
my thought are, the sons of bitches are going to
hear EXACTLY what my thoughts
are at the time, and I hope it's on tape.
In closing, (applause) the motherless goatfuckers
of the cock-hunting GOP
have nothing but a willing, whore press, ready to print every
fabricated lie
that the Hardon Squad can dream up - but - we'll get even.
Hillary will win her Senate race, Gore will be president, we'll
take back the House
and the GOP will be left with nothing but the memory of their
failed cock hunt.
Party of Lincoln?
ha!
Party of stinkin' is more like it.
The new U2 CD comes out on October 31st.
I think every liberal and every Democrat and every opponent of
lung cancer
should buy this CD because we owe it to Bono.
I lost the story, and that's a shame because it was too good to
be true,
but the news story I read said Jesse Helms (R-Race-Bastard) would
consider
resigning from the Senate if Bono could help him become a spokesman
for third-world debt relief, or something like that.
I know it sounds crazier than President Dornan, but that's what I read.
Maybe it was a hoax, maybe my tumor kicked back in,
but that's what I read, and any goddamn thing short of assassination
that would retire Helms the Heartless is a good thing,
Shot of Chinaco for the finder of the Bono/Helms story.
Has anyone else installed Windows ME?
My boss asked me to install ME on my computer here at work,
and it wiped out my Eudora mailbox.
Now I can only get bartcop.com mail at BartCop
manor.
When I signed back up for Eudora mail,
it says there is no more ctyme.com, which Perkel used
to re-route
the mail overflow from bartcop.com and mindspring.com
Bill Gates strikes again.
After I installed ME, it re-did everything.
My fonts changed.
The folders in Explorer changed.
It substituted whatever Gates wanted for all my entension associations.
Whenever I hit a JPG file I get Gates in my face.
Whenever I hit a TXT or DOC file, I get Gates in my face.
Whenever I hit an audio file, you guessed it - more Gates.
It won't let me do what I want, I can only do what Gates wants.
Prick.
Why couldn't you give us an option, Bill?
You just have to control everything, don't you?
What happened to those thousands of e-mails, Bill?
Why did you disable my mailbox, Mr Greed?
The son of a bitch wants to take over the world, that's a fact.
One day, a Windows "upgrade" will connect you ONLY to msn.com.
This is bullshit.
Reno needs to break you up sooner rather than later, Bill.
I still can't get over the pounding
the President put on Doc Harpy last night.
(Hear it - below)
That is what's known as the BIG hammer.
I wonder if he wouldn't loan that BIG hammer to Gore to
use on Smirky?
Since the She-Thing runs on tape-delay, (to edit
out the non-worship calls)
she can't react to it until Friday's show - will she take the
bait?
ha ha
One thing, they gave her a break on the actress who played Harpy.
The actress was 15-20 years younger than The Shrew, had
no turkey neck,
and was considerably more attractive than the actual Screech.
Wasn't the best part the very end?
The lying whore is definitely guilty on the hide-behind-the-Bible
and attack-minorities-for-big-bucks crimes, but when Bartlet
explained
proper etiquitte to the scumbaggette, it fit her like a leather
swastika.
If you haven't heard that yet, you're in for a treat.
Great Republican Quotes
"He's got to begin hitting Gore where
Gore's vulnerable;
the big spending, possibly doubling
the size of government.
He's got to come out swinging like a
fighter.
And if he doesn't do it, if he continues
this sort of,
be-nice sort of approach, I think he's
going to lose."
-- Pat Robertson, Smirk's Secretary of "Education"
Lt. Bush Was Too Drunk
to Fly! (Critics Claim)
10/24/00 issue:
(Campaign Scandals 2000 Series)
Shocking medical reports documenting that George W. Bush was often
'too drunk to fly' when he was in the Texas Air National Guard
are set
to be released in an effort to destroy his presidential hopes,
a source confides.
The young Lieutenant was a big drinker and if he had been suddenly
called
to duty, he would not have been allowed in the cockpit, it is
claimed.
The reports, experts agree, are a potential bombshell that could derail the Bush campaign.
"If genuine, they are absolute dynamite," forecasts one insider.
"They appear to show that while other guys his age were dying
in Vietnam,
George W. was partying like crazy in Houston.
If he had been called to fly on several occasions, he wouldn't
have been able to
because of alcohol consumption and hangovers."
The papers have been gathered by renegade Democrats, who are furious
at
Gore's decision not to launch any personal attacks on his opponent,
says a source.
Gov. Bush has made a stunning recovery in polls, that now show
the two candidates
are running neck-and-neck. The rogue Democrats believe it will
take a scintillating
scandal such as this one to end his momentum.
The Texan is already under fire over how he got into the Guard
- and how he
appeared to go AWOL halfway through his service. Critics have
charged that
Bush only enlisted to keep from being sent to Vietnam.
According to sources, he was assigned to a squad nicknamed the
Champagne Unit
and turned into a wild party animal.
"The group aiming to derail Bush say they have gathered detailed
evidence
about several lost weekends," reveals the insider. "They allege
that W and
his best buddy regularly took off down to Mexico, spending days
drinking
tequila and chasing local girls. When they got back on base,
they were
too blasted to fly when they arrived and still unfit
the next day."
In checking if Bush had been unable to fly because of drinking,
GLOBE spoke
to a well-placed source in Texas familiar with the governor's
service.
He confirmed that Bush's flying experience with the National Guard
in Texas
ended after he refused to take a medical exam.
"It was a mandatory physical, but he refused to take it," said
the source.
"Presumably he was concerned about what it would show.
It meant he forfeited his pilot's license and could not
be a pilot any longer."
Instead, the future governor applied to switch his service to
the Alabama
National Guard, in a non-flying "paper-shuffling" role. But according
to
numerous sources, including the man who would have been his commander,
Bush never even showed up for duty.
"George W.'s military service is a developing scandal," adds the
insider.
"If the 'too drunk to fly' records are released and prove
genuine,
then his goose is cooked."
...just savoring that last sentence...
The Ignorant Tight-Ass Club
Tonight's West Wing had a little surprise for Dr Laura.
The first 40 minutes set up the storyline that the entire White
House staff
was still dealing with the emotional aftermath of the shootings.
Maybe that explains what the president said?
Towards the end, President Bartlet is at a party at the White
House,
perhaps drinks are being served, and the guests are talk radio
DJs.
I looked for Pigboy first, but tonight they had a bigger whale
to fry.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs!
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That's a good show...
From: Marion Delgado
Comments:: You are a koward!
also you stole my fact that Clinton and
his wife Bill
are guilty of Lincolns bedroom and that
al Gore invented the internet.
but you koward refuse to admit that hillary
dyketon is ALSO guilty of travel office!
Y'know this is funny stuff - until you realize he's probably not
kidding,
and he's on the side that owns most of the guns.
This guy obviously can't spell, capitalize or achieve an independent
thought,
but I'll bet he can assemble and load an AK-47 in the dark in
less than sixty seconds.
Maybe some anti-gun person could explain to me why the liberals
in this country
should not own at least one gun each?
Dave had a good one
"In last night's debate, Algore got a
little too close to Bush,
and got up on his face, so Bush
threatened him with a lethal injection."
Remember Dane Strother? (below)
He answered today's e-mail.
From: Dane Strother
Subject: Re: Are you as crazy as Rush says?
He's lying.
I have no idea where he got this garbage.
Gore obviously won the first and third
debates.
I'll clear this up on Thursday.
Dane is outraged that Rush lied about what he said.
Good for you, Dane.
I told Dane his relative obscurity leant credibility to the charge.
If Rush was going to lie, why not pick a more familiar Democrat?
Who knows what that crazy Nazi will do in his final stages of
syphillis?
I wonder what, "I'll clear this up on
Thursday" means?
Sounds like Dane might have a column or a web page.
Thanks for clearing that up, Dane.
And if you end up suing Rush, could you drag me into it?
I'd sure like to get that son of a bitch under oath.
I cannot afford an 18-year mistake
As the race for president enters its final days I find it interesting that
George W. Bush is praising the Clinton administration for the U.S.
economic boom while at the same time warning us that Gore's policies
will doom the American economy. I find it very interesting that Bush
thinks so highly of the present administration yet in the same breath
condemns the Clinton and Gore policies.
Is Bush confused or do his statements reflect his waffling indecision on
the issues before him?
Many of my neighbors and I would benefit greatly from Bush's
narrow-minded policies, but I'm afraid that our children would not fare
as well and their burdens would become ours, negating any gains and
prosperity brought about by the Clinton-Gore administration. In other
words, we would lose as well.
I well remember the final days of the Carter administration when the
Reagan-Bush team were warning us about the heated-up economy and
how it should be slowed down to let us re-group, so to speak. We
bought the message and the economy did slow down to the point of
stagnation and devastation and it took 18 years to crank it back up.
I'm 60 years old and cannot afford another 18-year mistake. Can you?
JOE THOMPSON
Picayune
bradycm@datasync.com
Does anyone have a better batting average than Joe
Conason?
This time, he beats up on poor, poor Smirk.
Great Moron Quotes
"If affirmative action means quotas, I'm against
it.
If it means what I'm for, then I'm
for it."
-- Smirk o de Smirk
Would somebody please tell the Governor what his position is
on Affirmative Action so he can remember if he's for it or not?
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