Tim the Whore did it again
The first question he asked Lieberman, the primary question on
the little brain
of feeble-minded Timmy the Whore nine days before a history-changing
election was,
"Why did you say you had respect for
Louis Farrakhan
and why did you say you
would consider meeting with him?"
Then Timmy played the quotes where Farrakhan accused the Jews
of controlling
Hollywood and controlling major sports figures.
First of all, fuck you, Russert, for steering away from every
issue that affects hundreds
of millions of Americans so you could wallow some less-than urgent
controversy.
And even when you wallow in the controvery, so choose to avoid
the point.
Is it the position of NBC news that the Jews are powerless in
Hollywood and sports?
Why is this question too sacred to answer?
When Farrakhan was on your show two weeks ago, he made those
charges
and Timmy immediately went to another subject - why?
Farrakhan claimed that some Jews loaned money to Hitler.
Is that true?
Statistically, it almost has to be true.
So lets ask the questions.
Were there many or just a few?
Were they loners, or influential community pillar-types?
Were the Rothchild's Jewish? What about the Armand Hammer types?
Is it a surprise to anyone that BIG money would play both sides
of a world war?
Why is it unacceptable to ask these questions?
Surely, the Jews aren't so incredibly powerful that people aren't
even allowed
to ask some simple questions, right? Funny, tho, the way
these
Sidebar:
I'll tell you one thing,
you may think Farrakhan's crazy, and I might, too.
(There's some flying saucer
stories going around that, once again, Rush will talk about
but I've never heard anybody
with a reputation talk about the "mother ship" stuff.)
But if Farrakhan is the only
one who can fill the mall in Washington DC
with a half-million people,
we ought to at least find out what he's angry about.
Timmy could spend five minutes on question like these and air
the complaint.
Then we could hear from both sides and see who's lying, but then
Timmy
would lose the issue, so he just picks at it, week after week.
Timmy, if you can spend three years on Clinton's cock, which matters
to
nobody but Clinton, why can't you spend three minutes on Farrakhan's
charges?
I know nothing about his charges, but I'll bet I could spend
30 minutes with
Farrakhan and force him to define his charges into small boxes
that can be
listed and quantified and therefore, easy to rebut or dismiss
if they hold no water.
But not Tim the Whore...
He'd rather pummel Lieberman over his willingness to talk to the enemy.
Hey, you prick!
If we did things Timmy's way, Barak and Arafat would never talk
and we'd have non-stop violence in Israel instead of sporadic.
Bottom line, if Tim's going to have Farrakhan on the brain every
week,
why doesn't he air the issues, and nail them down so they can
be discussed?
He almost (words mean things) seems to be proving Farrakhan's
point.
There's definitely some unspoken truth that Timmy dare not touch
on.
If I knew what the goddamn truth was - I'd speak it.
I know there are very, very powerful Jews in America, but I don't
know
that they "control" Hollywood, sports and banking. It would take
an airing
of the charges and then the facts to determine if Farrakhan was
right,
but it's clear we won't get that kind of news from a cock-hungry
corporate whore like Tim Russert.
Sidebar:
Don't write and ask why I
hate the Jews.
Don't write and say you're
going to report me to some Jewish watchdog group.
I ain't worth watchin'
I'm asking some questions
because I'm ignorant on the subject, OK?
If these questions are "out
of bounds," then maybe Farrakhan has a point.
From: Jangellamf@aol.com
Subject: George Bush and "character"
Bart:
If I hear one more gasbag refer to the superiority of Bush's "character", I'll plotz!
How can anyone attribute "character" to a man
that didn't have a job until he
was 40 frigging years old?
How can anyone attribute "character" to a man
whose entire fortune is based
not on his skills or smarts, but that the fact
that he rolled out of Barbara Bush's womb?
How can anyone attribute "character" to a governor
that spends a whopping 15
minutes per execution review--15 minutes to decide
a life or death verdict!
In out house, we spend more time deciding what
to have for lunch than it does
for Bush to "yay" or "nay" on squirting poison
into the veins of a man or woman
whose state-appointed attorney was too stoned
or asleep to defend them at trial.
Why not make it even simpler and have the guy
either thumb up or
thumb down like the Romans did--save a whole
14 minutes, doncha think?
145 men and women have been offed by this "man
of character" whose hero
Jesus Christ would need an air-sickness bag the
size of a dirigible were he to
return to earth and see the handiwork of this
particular disciple of his.
The GOP's idea of "character" is someone who the
press and special
prosecutors will lay off of enough so that they
can bust unions, dismantle
affirmative action (except when it pertains to
legacies and scions of large
corporations), loot the treasury sans scrutiny--The
debt and deficits rung up
by Bush's pere and Red-Ink Reagan are the greatest
examples of highway
robbery in American history--but they were men
of "character", as opposed to
some Arkie hillbilly bastard whose crime was
getting caught with a mistress.
Character, my ass.
Carnahan ahead in Missouri
Tim the cock-hunter who can't be trusted said on Meet the Whore
that
Carnahan was ahead by two points in Missouri. That's one
I'd really like to
see us win. That race, New York Senate, and every House manager
must fall.
Rumors are McCollum is in trouble, same for Bob Barr.
Last I heard, Rogan in California was behind...
If you see a list of how the cock-hunting House manager pricks
are doing
send it to me so we can all keep up, OK?
Maybe Volt has a story on that - he has everything, but...
Tim the cock-hunter who can't be trusted, on Meet the Whore,
ran down
a list of how Smirk & Fuzzy were doing in the battleground
states.
Remember, Russert can't be trusted,
but he said Reuters and
(formerly-trustworthy) NBC News had things about even.
But Ashcroft must go, Lazio must go, all House cock-hunters must
go.
As for Smirk, I watch him walk away from politics with mixed
feelings.
He was my ticket.
...sniff
The argument for voting
for nader:
From: daniel-s@swbell.net
Subject: Cheney
Dear President (Pro Tem) Dick Cheney:
While Boy Bush is taking his nap, I wonder if
you could do me a favor?
I need to finance my company from Federal contracts
and loan guarantees,
like you did at Halliburton. I would like to
get $3.8 billion dollars like you did,
to clean up some oil fields in Kuwait and to
build some refineries in Russia.
Do you think you could put me in touch with the
right people at the Pentagon
and the State Department? Could you please ask
the Treasury Department to
insure all my endeavors against loss. I will
pay you the usual salary of $500,000
and a stock option equivalent to 10% of all contracts.
Of course, you will have to wait a year and a
day after your term in public office
to receive this compensation. I will, of
course, tell everybody you are working
in the "private sector" when you join our outfit.
Warm regards,
Autocrat
Ann Coulter's Jaw is Sore
Have you noticed how Smirk won't be seen with anybody in the GOP?
The cheerleader, the bug man,
Henry Hyde and Dick Armey, Bob Barr and Dan Burton
- all the people who RUN the GOP, who ARE the GOP aren't seen
because Smirk wants us to think things have changed.
I think America is going to say, "No" to Nazi hate in nine days.
Click Here
to read the reasons why whore 2 says whore 1
would never work in the Bartlet White House.
(Do they have free french fries at the White House?)
I saw that Ralph Nader ad the Republicans paid for where it seems
to prove that Nader isn't running for president - he's running
against Gore.
Click Here to hear him attack Gore, instead of running for president.
...and the GOP enjoys seeing Nader try to "Perot" our side.
It's helping Smirk so goddamn much, the Republicans are PAYING
for the ads.
If the swing-state Nader voters knew their math, every dollar
they give to
Nader is a dollar the Republicans can keep in their pocket or
give to Smirk.
If you give Nader your money or your vote, you're helping Smirk.
George (Judas Maximus) Steffie mentioned www.nadertrader.com
while Cokie-cackled at how Hillary was FOR the
bombing of the USS Cole.
Cokie, you're a cheap-ass slut for hire
So anyway, I went to www.nadertrader.com and saw this:
Where are the Bush-secure states?
There are a lot of states that are secure for
Bush.
There are millions of Gore voters in these states
who would love
to cast a meaningful vote in this election. They're
currently stuck
in a state that will go for Bush. These Gore
voters in Bush-secure states
should contact friends and family about bringing
a vote for Nader into
their state while informally "trading" their
Gore vote into a swing state.
Bush-Secure States Include:
Texas
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Carolina
Virginia
Montana
Idaho
Wyoming
Dakota
Wyoming
Where's Oklahoma?
Trust me, there is no state more secure for Bush than Oklahoma.
Cock-fighting, snake-handling, inbreeding Bible-belt cavepeople
live here.
They elected Inhofe because he's so progressive!
If this site doesn't know Oklahoma is solidly Smirk,
can they know anything about politics?
Tequila Update
Friday, I went to the store.
They only had two bottles of Chinaco Anejo on the
shelf.
I bought 'em both, because the big celebration is in 9
days.
Have you gotten your Chinaco yet?
From: mhafen@execpc.com
Subject: It takes 3 Bush's to Equal one Gore
Bartcop,
Yesterday, the Dull one made a visit to my community.
In front of what the local mouthpiece for the
John Birch society
claimed was 7,500 supporters, (most everyone
else reported 4,000-5,000)
Dubya asked the crowd:
"My opponent claims he invented the Internet.
If my opponent is so smart,
why do all the Internet adresses begin
with a W?"
The crowd hooted it's approval.
Then the smirky one asked,
'In fact, why do they all start with 3 W's'?
Here's an answer he might comprehend:
Because it would take someone with three times
his brain power
to come up with the idea of an internet.
God help our country if this dipshit gets elected.
I saw that.
The networks played it over and over.
He was smirking his best smirk when he said that
and I wonder if everbody was as creeped out as I was.
Dan Quayle - all is forgiven - please come back.
When Smirk says something really stupid like that, then smirks,
I assume he's proud of himself for getting the words out correctly.
But the way it looks, is like he believes what he just said was
somehow important to the people who were listening to him.
Y'know, if it was McCain who was neck-and-neck with Gore
it wouldn't be half as scary as knowing the flat-line Smirk is.
I have a web page for you to try.
I think it has seven themes and it changes themes every day.
Sunday is Texas-style justice day
Tuesday is Texas is Toxic day
Check it out...
Alleged sheep abuser behind bars
Bush campaign worker tied up a sheep
By JEFF REINITZ
Courier Staff Writer
A Waterloo man has been arrested for allegedly
sexually assaulting
a sheep at a college farm Wednesday.
Students at Hawkeye Community College's farm discovered
Bob Broderson
hiding naked except for a Bush campaign hat in
a hay loft shortly before 8 a.m.,
according to Waterloo police.
An ewe -- a female sheep -- was tied up in the
corner. Broderson tried to flee,
but the students captured him and held him until
officers arrived, police said.
The college's farm manager examined the ewe and
determined she had been
injured during some type of sexual assault, according
to court records.
The sheep had been tied up with a halter rope
around the neck, and the legs
were positioned so the hindquarters were elevated,
according to police.
A blue nightgown was next to the ewe, police
said.
ha ha
Because Iowa does not have laws specifically banning
sex with animals,
police arrested Broderson at Bush-Cheney 2000
headquarters, 423 Locust St.,
for criminal trespass and animal abuse. Bond
was set at $75,000.
Sexual abuse against animals often goes unreported
because it takes place in private
and the victims can't report it, (because
they can't fucking talk, you morons,)
according to officials with the Humane Society
of the United States.
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