"The window for diplomacy with Saddam Hussein
is closing fast."
-- Smirk or Ari, that wasn't made
clear
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Advice
Dear Governor Weak & Stupid.
You can't stand there screaming, "Yo
time is up," for months and months
and months and months.
You seem to have bungled this (yet again)
by missing the nuance of the spoken word.
When you say
"Last chance," and then do nothing at
all, you look extra, extra stupid.
Trust me, Governor, you can't afford to
look more stupid - not even a little bit more stupid.
I don't want this war, but I'd be smart
enough to not write a check I couldn't cash.
The damage this moron is doing to America's
reputation is incalculable.
24
What the hell is wrong with the FOX network?
After running thru 23 consecutive (except for Christmas) episodes
of '24',
their best show since The X-Files,
FOX has just one show left and they pre-empt it for their silly
reality show, American Idle?
Kimberly only has one (two if she works fast) more chance to get
herself kidnapped, and they go and
take the last four percent of their season and dump it to expand
their soon-to-be-passe show "Idol?"
Why can't they learn from ABC's bungling of Millionaire and pace themselves on these bullshit shows?
Koresh, in the last seconds of the last 24,
the terrorists' nuke-you-ler bomb exploded near Vegas,
and when we tune in the next week to see what happened, some
loser white kid is singing Motown songs?
These Networks don't want to be successful. I think
they've worked out a deal with Smirk to double their losses
in their tax returns so they've decided to screw themselves and
their audience by jacking us around?
People wonder why The Sopranos and Sex in the City
and
Six Feet Under win so many awards.
Maybe it's because those shows deliver without the handjob
bedside manner of the broadcast networks.
Are You A Conspiracy Theorist?
Excerpt:
It's easy for speculation to run rampant
when the facts aren't known,
and when you can't trust the people giving
you the information to begin with.
Why aren't The New York Times and other
news sources doing their own investigations?
Are there any serious journalists any more?
Quotes
"James Carville: So, why did they go to
the UN if they're not going to pay attention? Why didn't we just attack
Iraq?
Why did we go in the first place?
Why are we subjecting ourselves to this kind of ridicule in the world?
Why are we subjecting ourselves to having
the secretary-general of the U.N. basically say we'd be an outlaw nation?
If we didn't need the authority in first
place, why didn't...
James Inhofe: ... an argument
could be made that it would have been better if we'd done it in November,
done it before now.
But you got to keep in mind that this president
inherited a military that Bill Clinton had decimated for eight years. We
had to
build up our smart bombs, our J-dams and
it took some time. I think we're more prepared now than we were...
James Carville: I asked you
why we went to the U.N. and you start attacking Bill Clinton.
If we didn't need to go in the first place,
why did we sit around and do it?
James Inhofe: We needed time to rebuild
what has -- our arsenal...
--Crossfire exchange
ha ha
When Carville debates a nutty bastard like Pissquik, put your money on the Cajun every time.
Bart,
Are you a fan of the original Star Trek
series? Do you remember the episode called "Patterns of Force",
where Kirk and Spock beam down to the planet
Ekos, whose civilization had modeled itself after Nazi Germany,
shortly after a man named John Gill had
introduced the inhabitants to that philosophy?
Anyway, long story short (and hopefully,
you're remembering along with me, now), over time, the guy who got
the whole Nazi idea started soon lost all
his power, and became a mere figurehead, while a native of the planet,
whose name was Melakon, became the real
ruler. Melakon kept the "Fuehrer" drugged and inaccessible to the
public,
and put words into his mouth for his weekly
radio addresses, while Melakon himself issued more and more of the orders
and official statements himself. Reporters
were not allowed to ask questions directly of the Fuehrer; all queries
by the
press went through Melakon, who would then
report back what the Fuehrer presumably had said.
Hmmmm... Melakon = Ari Fleischer?
Anarchie Bunker
ha ha
Anarchie, good one!
But Melakon might be Karl Rove.
BC,
Garbage
just signed onto the One Big No anti-war festival in London.
Brains.
Arthur
Brains and courage.
Thanks
I didn't realize...
They say when Bush starts his illegal oil war, that goofy terror
color alert system will go to Bush's
Code Red.
If you think the world is crazy now, wait until we're under Bush's
Code Red.
Airlines will go crazy screening people, making the lines longer
than ever.
This will probably push more airlines into bankruptcy.
The economies of cities like San Diego and El Paso will take big
hits because the people who
come into America each day to work will be screened at such a
tighter level.
Many tourist attractions and national monuments will close, which
will certainly compound
the unemployment problem Bush created with his idiotic tax cut
for the super-rich..
The "war" between the ditto-monkeys and the sane will intensify,
too.
There will be more calls to arrest "peaceniks," and charge them
with treason.
The whole country will be extra-edgy while we're under Bush's
Code Red.
and that's before we even get to the worst of the bad news:
It's my best guess Bush will be as effective finding Saddam as
he has been finding Osama.
How long will we be forced to live under Bush's
Code Red.
Osama has eluded capture for 18 months, what if Saddam does the
same?
Can you imagine 18 months, or longer, under Bush's Code Red.
But wait, it keeps getting worse:
What if Saddam, facing certain death at the hands of the stupidest
leader on the planet,
decides to rob him of total victory by killing himself and having
toadies hide his body?
We could be under Bush's
Code Red for years and years.
Life under Bush the Pinhead is shit.
Quotes
"Time is running out for Saddam Hussein."
--The Idiot President, for the hundreth
time.
I think 56 percent of America is ready to go to war just so Bush will stop whining.
Have you ever been in, like, a mall or at the grocery store or
something and have seen some lady with
unruly kids telling them over and over and over, "You
better stop that or I'm going to smack you!"
After you hear that a dozen times, you want to say, "Hey
Lady, smack those kids right now or else I will."
Bush has been whining like that "Oh,
...My, ...God" girl on Friends.
I am sooooo tired of hearing President Weak and
Stupid say "Time is running out."
It's still not a reason to go to war,
but isn't everybody tired of the Moron President repeating himself?
Update
Hours after that was written,
NBC News said President Pinhead will go on TV again
and give Saddam another deadline.
Why are we giving Saddam dozens of deadlines for him to
ignore?
Besides making Bush look extra-extra stupid, what's the point?
Rummy's idiotic 'We might go it alone' comment
Excerpt:
Rummy said on Tuesday that if for domestic
reasons Britain could not participate,
"there are work-arounds and they (the British)
would not be involved, at least in that phase..."
A U.S. defense official said the remarks
had provoked "a firestorm" of reaction from British officials.
Poor Tony Blair.
He publicly sold his soul to the B.F.E.E., and now they're
saying "nevermind?"
I think Blair was promised a seat on the Carlyle Board (like John
Major) for dragging his unwilling
country into a war that 80 percent of Brits don't want - and
now they say he's not really necessary?
ha ha
Tony - why did you make a career-killing deal with incompetent, war-loving bunglers?
