More prediction "science" from the Pigboy
He says he's certain Smirk will win because the Redskins lost
last night.
The sheep see this as "more proof."
F-ing unbelievable, ...to us sane folks.
USA TODAY is openly stumping for Smirk.
No shock there, but nobody can explain why the media has jumped
on
the mental-midget's brandwagon. Sure, I think it's because THE
BEAST
needs to be fed, but funny these obvious whores would put their
ship at risk
by letting a drunken sailor drive the damn thing in the first
place.
Editorial Page 15A, third paragraph:
The accusations
[that Smirk is a dim bulb] grow from Bush's
well-documented
preference for short workdays with long
lunches, an occasional tendency to
trip over his tongue, and a history
of heavy partying and little achievement
into his thirties.
Into his thirties?
That makes it sound like he might've grown up at age 31 or 32,
but Smirk has
admitted he stopped his constant binge-drinking on his fortieth
birthday.
Forty's not all that close to 31 or 32.
Why would a formerly-responsible newspaper slant the facts this
way?
Tell me, USA TODAY, if Smirk admitted 40 speeding tickets,
would you slant that to claim he admitted 31 or 32?
They went on to say, "Recent history suggests [having top-notch
advisors to overcome
foreign policy inexperience] is no quick cure. JFK's aborted
invasion of Cuba
(which happned under Eisenhower's advisors) Reagan's attempt
at peacekeeping in
Lebanon (the mother of all foreign policy screw-ups) and Clinton's
fiasco in Somalia,"
which is horseshit
of the highest order.
Clinton didn't put one soldier in Somalia - not one!
After Bush lost the 1992 election, he decided to give Somalia
a Christmas present
so he wouldn't be remembered as a big loser of a president, and
he failed to send
armored vehicles with those men, knowing Somalia was controlled
by small men
with AK-47's. That screw-up was Bush's, not Clinton's.
Sometimes you hear weasel talk about how Clinton "changed the
mission."
More horseshit!
Bush put those soldiers in Somalia without the tools they needed.
Jesus Christ, Clinton was in office for just days when tragedy
struck.
From: http://www.unquietmind.com/georgew.html
Listen to President Bush in his speech
to America from the Oval Office
on December 4, 1992: "To every sailor,
soldier, airman and Marine who is
involved in this mission, let me say
you are doing God's work. We will not fail."
A week later Bush announced to the world,
"Their mission is noble and just."
...but USA TODAY, in their zeal to get the idiot elected, is telling
us Bill Clinton
lost those lives in Somalia. That's an outrage. And the man who
made the stupid
decisions that cost 44 lives was hugely more qualified than his
idiot son.
Today's Page Two Girl is Leonor Varela
From: tjwash@yahoo.com
Subject: GOD BLESS RONALD REAGAN!!!!!
Hey BC, did you check out the Dow and Nasdaq
yet?
Gonna hit 11000 by the end of the week
for sure.
Man, am I ever glad that Clinton quit meddling
in the economy last week,
and let Reagans economy come charging back.
Seriously though, have you noticed on CNN.com,
the screaming,
Drudge-style headlines, everytime the market
corrects itself?
--->DOW OFF BY 187 POINTS!!!!<---
Garbage like that. What a bunch of flaming
whores.
Not even a mention this week of the dow's
rise in the headlines.
Cheers
TJ
From: JennyQ1@aol.com
Subject: Smirk's "urine" remark on Leno
"I promise, I'll never embarrass you"....
Smirk said on Leno that his brother "urinated
in the steam iron".
Yes, giving no-taste Leno an opening to suggest it was Smirk's
pants
his mother ironed next. Great show of class, Jay.
But since Smirk has a "R," after his name, all is forgiven.
For the last few days, Pigboy is whining that Clinton only got
43 percent
of the 49 percent who voted in 1992, and 49 percent of the 49
percent
of the people who voted in 1996.
Pigboy says that "proves" Clinton only got 24 percent of the people.
Two things, your pigness:
1. More people voted for Clinton the second time, meaning the
more they
got to know him, the more they liked him.
Smirk on the other hand,
was at 70 percent approval a year ago, but
the more we see of him
and his smirking, shit-eating blank face,
he drops like a safe.
2. No matter if Clinton just got two votes, he got more than Bush
& Dole.
You can say 43 percent isn't much, but what
did Smirk daddy get, 39 percent?
You say Clinton only got 24 percent of the
total votes, so Dole got what, 20?
Today, El Vulgarro says Al Gore should be put on a suicide watch.
Does the winner always commit suicide, Rush?
Feeling lucky, Rush?
You have Algore to kick around for another 8 years.
"If Nader can't win, neither
can Gore."
How the fundie left is carrying water for Smirk
I need to double-up or even triple-up on cartoons,
because a week from today all Smirk toon's will be useless.
From: (withheld)
Subject: Chinaco reminder
Bart, just a reminder:
I don't think Oklahoma's the only state where
the liquor stores are closed
on Sundays and ELECTION DAYS!!!
Recall Will Rogers' famous line that Oklahomans
would vote 'dry'
as long as they could stagger to the polls....
Eddy, good point.
I am prepared, I have a bottle and a half of God's Nectar.
But yes, 
sooner,
rather than later.
It will tast extra-sweet when Dan Rather calls it for Gore at 10:20
It's just like BIG government to force the owners of liquor stores
to stop making aliving because Sunday is the Lord's Day (Oh, please!)
and we shouldn't drink on Election Day.
Thanks, Mommy, may I have a candy bar on Election day?
We need religious superstition OUT of our lives.
From: jonbastian@earthlink.net
Subject: Shrubya on Leno
Bartcop --
I just watched the Shrub's appearance on the Tonight
Show and, my gawd,
could Jay have given him a bigger blowjob?
I found the whole experience
infuriating. It was obviously a packed, Bush
Campaign approvedv (provided?)
audience, and Leno gave Bush more set-ups than
Abbot ever did to Costello.
The Nadir (Nader?) of the performance was when
Leno put on a Shrub
Hallowe'en mask, and Shrub just "happened" to
have his own Gore mask,
which he put on, saying, "Now that's scary."
But, regards this total ass-licking of W.,
what do you think is up with Leno, anyway?
I've said this before, but comedians get a pass from whoredom.
Jay knows Gore will bore everyone to death, whereas Smirk would
provide Leno with a whole fleet of new sports cars.
I'll bet there's nobody in America with a lower opinion of voters
than me, but I think voters are too smart to elect that idiot.
But to answer your first question - no.
This Just In...
Steve Allen is dead.
Did you know he was the voice of Superman on the radio?
He was a staunch ditto-head, personal worshipper of the Pigboy,
but I liked his work. As a comedian, he could think on his feet.
Seems like he also invented the Tonight Show.
Steve Allen, shown here with Sabrina,
the Hooter Witch
Texas Baptists To Hold
Back Funds
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) - In an extremely rare showing of
sanity, Texas'
2.7 million Baptists dealt a severe blow to the Southern Baptist
Convention on Monday,
withdrawing $5 million in funding on the grounds they have become
too
conservative.
Ann Coulter is rejected
in bid to run for U.S. House
Writes nasty revenge column after rejection
From: peter.hisey@tfn.com
Subject: The filthy pigboy
Bart: Did you catch The Count of Mucho Crisco
SCREAMING
about the NAACP's dragging ad? This, El Porko
exclaimed, was unfair.
It was inaccurate. It was just roiling up hate.
It was dirty and low.
And Al Gore wouldn't denounce it! (sob, sniff)
It was exactly what he's been doing for 10 years.
About time someone did it to the pervert, sheep-molesting
repugnikans.
Remember, two wrongs don't make a right, but
three do. I sincerely hope
that soft Dem ads for the next week continue
to show Bush in all his glory.
I saw that ad an I didn't see a problem with it.
The lady said what she felt.
It was Smirk's "too good to be seen with a nigger" attitude
that birthed that ad, nothing more.
He'll have two more years to think about it - as governor.
ha ha
Russert, obsessed with cock!
...
I have a friend who's big in the Florida Democratic Party.
He gave me a tip on some hush-hush, behind-the-scenes info.
This is not for release to the general public, so forget you saw this
here. OK?
They have some secret, internal polling that is telling them
Smirk is a brainless idiot who's going to lose Florida by 9 points.
From: garic2k@yahoo.com
Subject: I can't take it anymore...
If I have to hear that blithering idiot GW say,
"I don't trust the govmint, I trust the people"
1 more time.....
Geezes, his daddy was the head of the CIA and
President.
Brother Jeb is running Florida. Smirk himself
is Governor of Texas...
Is he really saying, he doesn't trust himself,
his dad, or his brother Jeb?
Or any of the other Bush clan that is completely
engulfed by Politics?
Are people really that mind-numb by all of El
Dumbo's
babbling 3 hours a day that they believe this
crap?
Garic,
People are a LOT nmore stupid than you think,
but they're too smart to be outwitted by a smirking fool.
ha ha
Pigboy just said Gore has 390 Electoral Votes racked up.
Any gamblers out there?
ha ha
I can't wait to hear Pigboy November 8th
The latest poll numbers from New York show Hillary comfortably
ahead
of Lazio in every poll except Zogby. Of course, Zogby admitted
taking money
to skew the results for the Republicans, so he doesn't matter
anymore.
From: Hudly55@aol.com
Subject: Election night and Chicano
BC,
On election night the key is Florida, if
Gore wins it (polls have him ahead) Smirk is toast.
That is why Smirk is going to California.
If he loses Florida his only hope is to snag Cali.
Not happening. I think Gore is going to
squeak by.
If so " Shots of Chinaco all around!"
I will be one of the dozens on your site
that night.
I think Jethro peaked a week ago.
Bernie
VCR Alert - Smirk on Leno
He was the same as always.
Moronic, childlike, smirking...
Every time I see him, I think,
"Koresh, he's horrible. When people see this tape,
they'll understand."
He even put on a Gore mask and said, "See how scary I am?"
He's Paulie Shore.
He's Gilligan.
He's Fredo.
He doesn't have an unscripted bone in his body.
Tonight - Tuesday, Gore and Bartlet on Leno.
That new guy, Todd Gitlin
is pretty good.
The Naders won't like it.
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