Quotes
 
 "Rumsfeld doesn't look dangerous."
 --Jesse Jackson's reply to Bill Maher's query about what might be wrong
    with racially profiling Muslims as a strategy in the war on terrorism.


 Sex Crimes

 I think The Shield is the best drama on television. That's mostly because The Sopranos
 is off for at least another year, and West Wing seems to be on hiatus (or cancelled outright)
 until the country's lust-for-Bush erection goes down. I watched the Shield pilot last night.

 They (short version) are trying to find a kidnapped little girl, so they tracked down some pervs.
 Their first perv said, "They offered her to me, but I like them 13, 14, and this girl was only seven,
 so I traded her to another perv for a 13-year old ...to be named at a later date," like it was baseball.

 They eventually found the little girl, (Hey, it's a TV show) and she was as mentally flipped out as any
 7-year old who was kidnapped and raped by some crazy, religiously-insane Republican could be.

 ...and then it struck me.

 I'm so old, I remember a TV movie starring Richard Creena (I liked him) and it was the story of a
 30-years-on-the-job homicide detective who was attacked by two gay rapist thugs in the subway.
 The movie was called "The Rape of Richard Beck," to let you know that the victim was a man.
(If I was FOX News, I'd give you the entire story blow by blow...)

 Synopsis
 Made for television, Broken Badge originally aired as The Rape of Richard Beck. Richard Crenna
 plays Beck, a hard-bitten cop who has little patience for female rape victims. Then he himself is
 sexually assaulted by two assailants. Crenna's excellent performance notwithstanding, the teleplay
 by James G. Hirsch is a bit simplistic, drawn up along the lines of the old bromide "a conservative
 is a liberal who's been mugged" Meredith Baxter Birney is seen all too briefly as a rape counsellor.
 The Rape of Richard Beck premiered on May 27, 1985, as an "ABC Theatre" presentation.
   ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

 I turned it off or stopped paying attention then, but I remember he got all weirded out and had trouble
 functioning and he was very afraid of sudden, little sounds etc etc.   It basically ruined him.

 Why do I bring this up?

 Since the B.F.E.E.'s "The World is Not Enough" world tour has begun, Elizabeth Smart has
 escaped the attention and sexual addiction of the FOX/Rush/Murdoch sex attack machine.

(Take a breath, don't write to me about this next part...)

 The "Party of family values" thought attacking this poor kidnap/rape victim was a money maker.
 But watching that Shield episode tonight, I realized the story forced the viewer into admitting that
 raping a 13-year old was less repugnant than raping a seven year old.

 And then the late Richard Creena popped into my head.
 He was this hard-bitten, street-smart Special Victim's Unit detective who was sexually attacked,
 and he had all kinds of problems coping with his feelings of shame and guilt and Koresh knows what.

 ...but Elizabeth Smart should be investigated for her apparent failure to overpower her religiously-insane
 50-year old "husband" and his religiously-insane, ultra-dominated wife?

 Jesus Christ!!!

 What is it abou the male competitive ego that forces them to stoop to these depths?
 ...and I'm only addressing the Nazi bastards who already have their multi-millions in the bank.

 I know the Richard Crenna thing was a movie, but I fully believe the movie's message that even the
 hard-as-nails detective can't cope with this mind rattling crime, so how is a 14-year old girl who was
 kidnapped from her goddamn bed at knife-point in the middle of the night supposed to map out a
 logical and workable plan to get back home safely to her folks?

 I think this is example #886 of how clear it is that the Republican whores of talk radio would rather
 make another dollar attacking a 14-year old rape victim than addressing the crimes of the B.F.E.E.

 Like our Commander in Thief, ...they claim to be Christians.

 Y'know, I'm as anti-religious as an agnostic can get, but I can't help but think if Jesus showed up,
 he'd rather do a shot of tequila with Ol' Bart than with Dubya, Rush or any of the rest of them.

 I respect the legend of Jesus Christ a whole lot more than the sons of bitches who make multi-millions
 each year by claiming they talk to God and then offer to deliver His message.

 When I feel morally superior, something's really wrong here...



 Rep. Stark blasts Bush on Iraq war
 Democrat says plan to bomb Baghdad is 'act of extreme terrorism'

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Bush's message to the Iraqi people that their day of liberation is near
 is reminiscent of Vietnam when we destroyed villages to liberate them.
 He's telling the people of Iraq, 'Your day of liberation is near. ...if you live.
 As for Bush's warning that a terrorist attack on the U.S. is possible.
 If it happens, it's blood on Bush's hands." 
 
 

 That reminds me - back in the eighties, an Iraqi jet launched a French Exocet
 that hit the USS Stark, and the resulting fire killed 37 American sailors.

 

 Since Reagan and Bush were so tight with Saddam, they said "That's OK."

 Click  Here  for more on the USS Stark incident


 George Bush - catastrophe for the world

 

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"By almost any measure of civilised attainment, the US leads the world by miles. You would think
 that a country with such resources, and such a field of talent, would be able to elect a leader of
 the highest quality. Yet, what has happened? At the end of all the primaries and party caucuses,
 the speeches and the televised debates, after a year or more of non-stop electioneering bustle,
 who, out of that entire population of 300 million, emerges at the top of the heap?
 George Bush... George Bush is a catastrophe for the world."
 

 How did this happen?
 I'll tell you - read on.

 Subject: MoDo the Dragoness

 BC,

 This is the part of MoDo's piece that chapped my ass--

"When I asked him during the 2000 campaign about why he hadn't inherited his father's
  phobia about the dreaded singular pronoun, he laughed and self-deprecatingly replied,
 "That's the difference between a Phi Beta Kappa and a gentleman's C."

 Ole Mo was way too busy making fun of Gore's clothes, Love Canal, the internet,
 sighing, makeup back then, to report on something that should have been reported on.

 Eric
 

 Eric, I'm with you, Dude.
 The press whores did everything they could to lie about Gore and praise the idiot Governor
 and now they want to act like, "How could this have happened?"
 After every debate, to a whore, they praised the stupid, non-answers the governor mangled.

 I expect Rush and FOX and the hundred right-wing pundits to praise the Bush boy's performance,
 but the worst of the "normal" pundits was Bob Schieffer, saying he was so damn impressed with
 Dubya's commanding knowledge and detail of foreign affairs, when none at all was displayed.
 Schieffer earned his paycheck that week.

 Plus, there's something else that needs to be repeated again and again.

 Bush was a part-time governor in Texas, working what, four months a year?
 All he did was cut ribbons at new shopping centers and execute possibly innocent black men
 whose lawyers were too drunk or sleepy to pay attention at their trials.

 He never was very smart, and didn't like coming to work, but then he was given the presidency.
 He didn't even have to try in the presidential contest, they greased everything for him, like always.
 The Republican primaries were a total sham, he never won a single primary. At every primary,
 Bush's "opponents" like Orrin Hatch would praise Bush instead of debating him.

 Let me provide one of my famous analogies:
 Imagine it's the 2004 Olympics, and the B.F.E.E. wants to win the heavyweight boxing gold medal.
 So they go get Bush's stupider son and they decide he's going to be the champion and win the gold.

 But to get there, he has to be a better fighter than every heavyweight in America.
 How can they pull that off?  They get every other American boxer to take a dive
 when they fight the "dominator" George Bush - and they get away with that.

 So Dim Son is determined to be the best heavyweight in America.
 But the problem is - he's never been in a fight - ever.
 He got to be the US gold medal hopeful without ever having faced an opponent.

 So now he's going to fight the giant Cuban for the gold medal - his name is Trifillio Gore.
 How in the world can Dim Son ever defeat the best heavyweight boxer in the world?

 The B.F.E.E. hacks in to the Olympic software and messes up the voting tally.
 Then the Olympics get flummoxed and they can't think of anything else to do
 so they turn it over to the judges that are in the B.F.E.E.'s pockets.

 And even though Dim Son was knocked down seven times in three rounds,
 the crooked judges decided Bush was the better boxer and they award him the gold.

 The Cubans are outraged because anyone with eyes knows that Bush was beaten horribly
 in that fight, but Gore didn't seem to really want the gold, so he yawmed and said it would
 be best for boxing to just let the crooked sham stand and that's how George won his gold.

"But Bart," I can hear you asking. "Why would they go to that much trouble?"

 Do you own a TV?
 Look at what the illegal Bush regime is doing.
 They've invaded Country Number One in the Middle East.
 Some say Syria is next, some say Iran is next.

 OF course, we're going to ignore North Korea's threat to hit our west coast with nukes
 because they don't have any oil that the B.F.E.E. can steal. They're not a priority.

 The B.F.E.E. is taking over the world, and this week's invasion is an example to every other country.
 If King George says he's coming, goddammit he's coming and your country is going to lose.
 The boxer who never won a single fight is now King of the World, and nobody can stop him.

 So the next questions that need to be asked are:
Will we have free and fair elections in 2004?
Why can't we get any Democrats to ask about those Diebold machines?
Don't the Democrats have any will to fight anymore?
Did the B.F.E.E. spend all that money to steal for just four years?
Would evil men kill to remain in control of the world's only superpower?
 

  I'd enjoy seeing George the heavyweight champ fight a real opponent.



Do you like Elvis?

 I got a real nice gift in the mail yesterday - damn nice.
 It's a copy of one of the concerts Led Zellepin is releasing in May.

 I've always been a later-Zeppelin fan, prefering the Kashmir/Time of Dying/Carouselambra era
 to the extended blues medleys, but there's no denying the power of the early concerts.
 This is from June 25 and 27th, 1972 in Los Angeles. Some people say Zeppelin was
 (I don't like ssaying were) at their peak, with Plant still hitting all the high notes.

 In the release you're going to hear in May, Zeppelin did one of their best Elvis medleys.
 The band was hot, and Page and Plant were out of control.
 For their encore, they did one of those 25-minute versions of Whole Lotta Love.
 All of a sudden, Plant starts singing Elvis and they were off. They started with
"Let's Have a Party," then they did Ricky Nelson's "Hello, Mary Lou."

 The next song was so good, they named the bad-sounding bootleg after it - "Heartbreak Hotel."
 After that, they played, "Slow Down," by Larry Williams?  Do we know him?
 Then "Millionaire Blues," and some songs I didn't recognize. (I'm too young!)

 But it keeps getting better.  Next up was "Rock n Roll," which was still mostly a new song,
 followed by "The Ocean," which hadn't even been recorded yet and "Louie, Louie."

 ha ha

 Zeppelin doing "Louie, Louie" is something everyone should hear.
 Someday, I'll have a radio program :)

 But the show keeps going - remember this is all just the encores - with a little bit of
 Sly's "Everyday People" that introduced "Thank You." To close it up, they did
 "Communication Breakdown," "Bring it on Home" and Eddie Cochran's "Weekend."

 This was real music - no dancing, no synthesizers, no "sampling," and believe it or not,
 the band played their own instruments and the singer sang using his own voice.
 For me, some of the funnest parts are the mistakes - reminding everyone that this
 was a live performance, and the songs changed a little every night. They didn't play the
 same songs the same way to surgical precision every night - who wants to hear that?

 They really gave the crowd a show for their $4.50 ticket price.



 Pause to do a shot of the Wildflowers Chinaco Anejo - special batch.
 I don't think I've done a shot of the wildflowers batch in months!
 I wonder how it will taste?

 Hold on...


 

 ha ha

 It was finer than frog hair.
 It was finer than Shirley Manson - don't tell!
 TM's trying to get Shirley to send me an e-mail...

 But damn, that is some fine tequila.
 I am so sincerely glad that I ran into fine tequila.
 If you're a longtime reader, you might remember the day.
 Back around '98 or '99, I read a story in USA Today that Sammy Hagar
(He owns Hagar Slacks) had some high-end tequila on the market.

 At the time I was making $60-80K as a double agent (just like on Alias)
 by taking money from Archer Daniels Midland, Bob Dole's trillion dollar sugar-daddy..
 I tested dozens of high-priced tequilas before I found the champ..
 
 I really like Chinaco Anejo.



'We love the fireworks!'

 I cannot believe it, they just said that on NBC!

 Whoever the guy is reporting from Bagdad.. said that he talked to an Iraqi shop owner
 after the last war and he told him that after the first day of attacks that they (the Iraqis)
 figured out how accurate our bombs were and they were not afraid, they went up on
 the roof-top to watch it.. because they love the fireworks!!!

 He said that on NBC news... If I didn't hear it myself would never have believed it!

 So NBC will have their viewers believe ... that your city being bombed to smithereens
 is like going to a baseball game and watching fireworks!

 That is just incredible ... and disgusting!

 Thanks
 Kelley K



 Quotes

"I'm sure there are a lot of people against the war, but some things people can't control.
  They were probably showing what they feel about it.''
   -- New York's Alexei Yashin, who is from Russia, on the significant portion of the
       crowd in Montreal that booed throughout ``The Star-Spangled Banner'' before
       the Islanders-Canadiens hockey game on Thursday night.


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