The Adam Clymer Fan Club
(Bush's major-league asshole)
To the person reading bartcop.com in Brunei Darussalam:
If you're a "regular Joe," send me some e-mail.
Tell me about your country and President Clinton's trip - is
he still there?
If you're the Sultan, please send me $3 million and I will say
good things
about you and your country on my weekly television program.
Thank you,
BartCop
Make it Stop!
Texas back in play?
It keeps getting better.
Bush the Elder - Statesman
or Criminal?
We learn more about the big story
Excerpt:
Two eyewitnesses – an Israeli intelligence
official named Ari Ben-Menashe and a
pilot named Heinrich Rupp – placed Bush
in Paris for a meeting on Oct. 19, 1980.
Bush has denied making such a trip but has
never explained what he was doing that day.
His alibi, based on partially censored
Secret Service records, has not been credibly
supported by a single witness who could
recall Bush’s movements during the hours
that a trip to Paris would have required.
Click
Here to open this immense can of worms.
Seriously, do you know who chaired the
House investigation into Iran-Contra?
Another excerpt:
In the final days of the Bush administration,
Dick Cheney’s Defense
Department ordered the collection of all
[Iran-Contra] documents.
The manuals and other materials were brought
to a central location
and systematically destroyed.
Around the same time as the destruction
of the [Iran-Contra] records,
President Bush was completing the long-running
cover-up of the
Iran-contra scandal. On Christmas Eve 1992,
he issued pardons to
Caspar Weinberger and five other Iran-contra
defendants.
The pardons effectively ended the Iran-contra
investigation and spared
leading Republicans, including Gen. Colin
Powell, the embarrassment of
having to testify at the Weinberger trial
about their earlier deceptions.
Why were they allowed to get away with these serious crimes?
The crimes had nothing to do with Clinton's cock, that's why.
From: aadrian@tampabay.rr.com
Why should her vote mean more than the votes of 50,000,000 Americans?
Write to her: Tell her America should have FREE elections.
Tell her this "friend of Jeb's" election crap isn't right.
To: secretary@mail.dos.state.fl.us
Ladies and Gentlemen:
The most accurate and true e-mail ever.
From: rwireman@peoplepc.com
Subject: Liberals
The political right nearly succeeeded in
impeaching Bill Clinton;
Now they have stolen the election from
Al Gore.
What will liberals do?
Nothing----Why?
They simply don't have the determination
and organization the right wingers have.
Unlike conservatives, liberals have a life
outside politics and religion.
Liberals are pussies.
True, true, true, true, true.
Would rather go to their wine and cheese
fests instead of fighting.
Liberals will bitch and moan about the
poor, the environment and
military spending but will continue to
support the system.
Liberals will forget all about this by July
4, 2001.
The repubs will widen their lead in congress
in 2002.
You have heard the last from Nader till
the repubs need another puppet in 2004.
By then the liberals will have forgotten
and will be jumping on Ralphie's bandwagon again.
I hope I'm wrong.
But history says I'm right.
Dick, in flying monkey land.....
Dick, I wish we had more like you, buddy.
You are correct, liberals don't know how to fight.
I'm convinced that's why there are no liberals on the radio
or on those cable TV talk shows - they don't know how to fight.
We prefer to lay down and let the GOP take what they want.
Thank Koresh for Bill Clinton, who reminded us what a fighter
looks like.
But we won't see his like again.
A shot of Chinaco to Richard for telling the cold, hard truth.
From: TinRoofRusted@aol.com
Subject: Largent - boxers or briefs?
I remember seeing a still picture from an
underwear ad that Steve Largent had done
with his young son. But for some
reason I cant find any information about it on the web...
Do you know of this or know where I might
get a copy of this picture?
Yes, I remember that, too.
That was before the Great Cock Hunt.
ALL POINTS BULLETIN for that picture!
Wasn't it Hanes or Fruit of the Loom?
We gotta get that picture.
Largent thinks he should be K-Drag's governor when Keating
goes to Washington to be Smirk's Attorney General.
Thirteen Myths about the 2000 Election
From: (withheld)
This is listed in the quote's section of Rush's brilliant web-site:
"After a week of this, I just don't know
how many admirers Algore
is going to have. There is nothing
that has changed from the Algore
of the last three years, five
years, eight years. He is the same man today.
All of this is happening at his
direction."
Why is Rush now claiming that Al Gore never
changes, when he spent the past
year claiming that Al Gore changes every
15 minutes?
Joseph, good point.
Rush uses the same tricks as Dr Laura.
Since they never are accountable for anything they say, they're
free to flip-flop
and reverse their positions from one minute to the next.
It's like Rush saying "Gore is the biggest liar of all time,"
after spending 8 years saying,
"Clinton was the biggest liar of all time."
That's why Laura never allows a caller to call a second time,
and why Pigboy is the most tightly-screened radio show in America.
They are both total and complete frauds.
I could drink a half bottle of Chinaco and still
out-debate either of them
even while being distracted by receiving oral sex from Ann Coulter.
They are both total and complete frauds.
More on the Fox Whore Fiasco
Bush Cousin Made Florida Vote Call For Fox News
..........
Being a media whore is a bad, bad thing.
Excerpt:
In yet
another
bizarre twist to an already surreal
campaign, the head of
Fox News's
Election Night decision desk – who recommended calling Florida,
and the
election, for George W. Bush – turns out to be Bush's first cousin.
Gore regains lead in New Mexico
By Chaka Ferguson
Nov. 14, 2000 | ALBUQUERQUE (AP) -- Al Gore regained the lead in New
Mexico
after picking up 500 votes in Dona Ana County on Tuesday, where officials
had misread
an absentee total.
Gore now leads Smirk by 374 votes, though New Mexico's five electoral
votes are not
enough to give either candidate the presidency.
Gore moved ahead after a seesaw week in which his Election Night lead
of 6,000-plus votes
dwindled in the following days, giving Bush a narrow advantage.
The latest change gave Gore 286,389 statewide to 286,015 for Smirk.
But the oversight in Dona Ana County, where election workers misread
a 620-vote absentee
total for a precinct, mistaking the figure as 120, put the state back
in Gore's favor.
"They wrote a six that looked like a one. That's where the 500 for
Gore comes from,"
Dona Ana County Clerk Rita Torres said late Monday from Las Cruces.
Bush's Cousin Monitored Vote
for Fox News
By JEFF LEEDS, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
Excerpt:
A cousin of Smirk played a key role in the
election night decision by Fox News Channel
to call the race for the Texas governor, prompting
them to lead a stampede of networks
in declaring Smirk the president-elect.
Fairness for Whom?
By BOB HERBERT
Excerpt:
Is there a Republican official anywhere in the country who is
concerned
about the fact that many thousands of honest voters in Florida
have apparently
been thwarted in their effort to vote for the candidate of their
choice?
By the way,
This is a link to Kevin Cunningham's
excellent 'toon page.
Click on it.
Sad GOP Quotes
"For thirty minutes,
I was the mother of a president, and
it was wonderful."
-- Babs Bush
From: ksaftl@worldnet.att.net
Subject: Catherine Harris
Just a rumor:
Jeb & Catherine Harris are having an affair, check it out if you can
Robert H
From: LordStarFyre@aol.com
Subject: Katherine Harris, Fla. Sec. of State
Hey Bartcop;
Have you seen this outrage?
The LONG TIME Republican, Reich Wing, Bush supporter,
Sec. of State from Florida has decided NOT to
extend the deadline
for accepting votes from the current re-count.
Gee, I wonder if Jeb has anything to do with her actions...
Here's a picture of this Reich Wing, String of
Pearl wearing, Big Haired Bimbo...
We ALL need to fight this, otherwise it's for
years of Dumbya in the White House...
Lord StarFyre
Lord, are you sure?
She doesn't look like a whore.
And Jeb Bush? he's a good, honest guy, right?
He'd never be involved in anything like wife-swapping or ballot-fixing.
Would he?
Surely all those stories of him and Smirk smuggling a kilo of Peruvian
marching powder are just political chicanery, right?
After all, they were raised by George herbert-herbert Bush, the former
head of the CIA and international weapons dealer to terrorist nations.
What did Prescott Bush know about the Boston Strangler murders?
Bernard Shaw to leave CHN
NEW YORK (AP) - Bernard Shaw, senior idiot at CHN's news desk and a
20-year
veteran of journalistic incompetence said he will leave the network
early next year to
spend more time with his family. Shaw, 60, told viewers about his decision
Friday at the
end of "Inside Politics," the daily show where he expresses the most
inane and bullshit-laden
ideas with clueless co-anchor Judy Woodruff.
"It's time for me to step back," said the Baghdad pants-wetter. "It's
time I give a younger,
smarter and better-looking person a chance to spew their
personal bias."
Along with Larry King and Christiane Amanpour, Shaw is the most visible
schmuck on the
Cock-Hunting Network. He's been there since the beginning, leaving
a job at ABC News
to join CHN when it started in 1980. ABC released a statement saying,
"Bernard Shaw
is a decent human being, but he's an inept hack and we don't want his
ass back."
Behind the scenes scuttlebut says Shaw is being fired for breaking his
pledge to CHN
not to embarrass them in the vice presidential debates the way he did
in 1988 when he
asked Mike Dukakis what his reaction would be if his wife was raped,
murdered, fileted
and roasted on a spit for 12 hours. This year, he looked Dick
Cheney right in the eye
and said, "You are black," infuriating CHN partisans trying
to get Smirk elected.
A visibly shaken Cheney stutterred and stumbled through an indignant
denial before
finally answering the question with, "I can't
even conceive of being black."
The Shaw family has asked that, in lieu of flowers, donations be sent
to the
United Negro College Fund to prevent this shit from ever happening
again.
Margaret Shemo stops pounding Doc Screech long
enough
to give Michael Moore a couple of shots Nov
9th..
From: mshemo@hotmail.com
To: Michael Moore mmflint@aol.com
Subject: Congratulations!
Ralph Nader ("Nadir") is uniquely responsible for the presidency of
GeorgeW. Bush
-- and you cheered him on from the sidelines. Your cowardly whimpering
about the
electoral college doesn't fool anybody. Dubya didn't steal this
election, Nadir robbed Gore.
Go ahead, Mike, "IMMEDIATELY DEMAND that Bush step aside and not claim
the
Presidency" with his 270+ electoral votes. Excuse me if I don't
join you in this fool's errand,
but you're just the poor-excuse-for-a-man for the job. Knock
yourself out -- try to argue
that the Constitution should be treated like a nuisance regulation
that no one in his right mind
would try to enforce.
The majority of the great American electorate, who twice elected that
boob Reagan, couldn't
resist voting for an even bigger boob or throwing away their votes.
The progressives in this
country are more self-indulgent and foolish than the right-wing nuts
who agree with Buchanan
but were too smart to vote for him. The supporters of Dubya and
Nadir combined to beat
Gore -- the terrible politician, the conservative Democrat, who
was ALSO the most
progressive candidate who had any chance to win. Jesus Christ
would have been better than
Al Gore, too, and the fact that He'd been buried before election day
wouldn't have bothered
the voters, but Mr. Christ wasn't on the ballot! THE SAVIOR COULDN'T
WIN THIS YEAR!
If Nadir had urged his supporters to vote for the lesser of two necessary
evils in every
battleground state on the day before the election, Al Gore would have
gotten at least the
1,000 votes he needed to beat Bush in Florida. That's a fact,
and I for one will never forget it.
From this day forward, all that I will have to hear is that Nadir approves
of something or
supports somebody, and I will oppose that something or that somebody,
no questions asked.
To me, "Green" now means "Stop." Need I add that I will never
waste another minute and
as much as a penny on any product that bears your name?
What you don't grasp, even now, is that by voting for Gore, many Americans
WERE voting
against their own economic interests, many Americans WERE voting in
favor of social justice!
If you imagine that in defeat, the Democratic Party will move to the
left, in desperate pursuit
of Nadir's three percent and further away from the 49 percent that
went for Bush, you're even
less intelligent than you are attractive. But at least, your
heart is pure.
Margaret Shemo
ha ha
Damn, Kevin Cunningham's been crankin' 'em out, but they got buried
in the pile.
I sure hope that new
system works. Sorry, Kevin.
From: christopher.lyman@lawson.com
Subject: Last Saturday at the state capitol
I don't know if you are aware of this, but people
are organizing
protests, demonstrations, etc. on line.
If Smirk succeeds in stealing
this election, he will have to deal with four
years of very noisy
I-Don't-THINK-So...
Anyway, about 30 of us showed up for a protest
at the Minnesota State
Capitol; pretty good turnout on less than 24
hour notice, if you ask me.
A couple of reporters for the local newspapers
and a film crew from the
NBC affliate went through the motions of writing
a story about this seeming "non-event".
Then, the most amazing thing happened! A
charter bus carrying a delegation from the
Republic of Georgia (the former Soviet republic,
not the home of Gingrich/Barr) pulled up,
and the people made a bee line for our group
as soon as they got off the bus. They came
for a tour of the capitol building, but they
found our activities much more interesting.
Some of them spoke English and we had a very
animated discussion about the situation
in Florida. Turns out that their purpose here
was to observe how we conduct elections here!
They were very well informed about the Florida
fiasco, and were even up to speed on some
of the more humorous and ironic aspects, like
Fidel Castro offering to monitor the election.
To make a long story even longer, they were accompanied
by a film crew from a different
local station, who put a fairly positive spin
on the story when it aired on the 6 pm news.
You should make your readers aware that People
for the American Way are
organizing opposition to the Bush-Cheney coup.
Cheers,
Chris
Chris, any relation to Josh?
Thanks for the tip.
A picture of Kate Hudson for no damn reason
Great Men of the Cloth Quotes
From: SanoLushis@aol.com
Subject: Swear to Koresh...
Tonight Pat Robertson was on the 700 club yapping his Biblehole and, no shit, he said....
"South Palm County is one of the two
most affluent neighborhoods in America.
It's not like Watts or Harlem
where the blacks are illiterate and can't spell.
For these people to say they
can't read is just too bad."
Yeah Pat, that's mighty fucking Christian of you.
"I'm asking you, as Christian Americans,
to fast and pray tomorrow
so God can work this mess out.
....We cannot let them steal the election...
If the Electoral College votes
for Gore, it will not be the will of the people,
the popular vote, it will subvert
the Constitutionally-protected voting process"
and.......then he asked for a bunch of
money. BUT, the point is,
what, in Koresh's name is he talking about?
SanoLushis
Sano,
I think he's saying God needs a tax cut.
Have you ever been to the Columbus Day Riot site?
It makes bartcop.com look like Roger Clinton.
From: dirosnic@unity.ncsu.edu
Subject: Heard it on Rivera...
Regarding CHAD counting, in court:
"Pregnancy doesn't matter -- only penetration."
David
ha ha
Only the people paying attention will get it,
but that's funny as hell.
From: themillers@fcol.com
Subject: You truly are a stupid person
You truly are a stupid person.
I guess you never learned that Clinton
was being impeached for perjury,
not for getting a blow-job.
Ralph or Susie Miller
Ralph,
Clinton was not impeached for perjury - I can prove it.
He was impeached for kicking ass on two GOP war heroes.
If they had asked Clinton,
"Did you have oral sex with Monica on Oct 4, Nov 10, Nov
28 and Dec 12?"
Clinton would've known he was caught, and he might have
said "Yes."
But nooooooooooooo.
They asked him, "Did you have sexual relations as defined
by DC law?"
Do you know what a dictionary is?
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=coitus
Click on that - I dare you - I double dare you.
According to Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, when you
look up
"sexual relations," it says "See coitus." Under
"coitus," it says:
physical union of male and female genitalia
accompanied by rhythmic
movements usually leading to the ejaculation
of semen from the penis
into the female reproductive tract;
Clinton told the truth, if words mean things.
And if Webster can't be trusted, there's no such thing as perjury.
He did not fuck her.
She called him "The Creep" because he refused to fuck
her.
(Weren't you paying attention? It was only a couple
of years ago...)
Bill Clinton was found in contempt for telling the goddamn truth.
They intentionally asked him a gray-area question so the ditto-monkey
congress
could have a reason to investigate Bill Clinton's cock for the
next two years.
Remember, Bob Barr started drafting impeachment papers BEFORE
Monica,
before the "perjury," before everything because they were
going to impeach him.
All they needed was a flimsy excuse and a bunch of gullible people
like you.
That's why impeachment failed - because the public saw thru the
horseshit
the screwing-their-secretary-at-the-time Republicans tried to
pull on us.
Rush has done well with you, my friend.
From: jmr@jmrtech.com
Subject: state laws, packing heat, and democrats
Hi there.
I came across your site doing a web search for
info on the elections.
I started reading through it, and before I knew
it an hour had gone by.
You are one sick, twisted individual. For
this you must be commended.
But one thing I can't understand is this almost
nauseating admiration you have
for the Democrats. What is that about?
(1)
I was opposed to all the impeachment nonsense
that went on in '98.
I thought the Republicans, Ken Starr, and that
mutant slug Linda Tripp conducted
themselves in a shameful if not criminal manner.
In the end, all they proved was that
Clinton cheated on his wife, which we already
knew before Ken Starr spent forty
million dollars and made us afraid to smoke cigars.
ha ha
Today I go to your site and there is a rant about
state laws, and how silly they are.
At first this annoys me, because I am opposed
to a strong Federal government.
(Name something they have taken over and NOT
screwed up.) (2)
But then I see the reason you are upset about
this is because of anti-gun laws.
Hey, I hate anti-gun laws too! That's why
I won't vote for your goddamn Democrats.
How do you reconcile the two?
Every time some jackass picks up a gun and shoots
some people, I see your favorite
politicans on TV blathering on about how we need
to pass more laws... even though
what these people are doing is OBVIOUSLY already
illegal.
Can you explain that one to me? (3)
You appear to be on the same wavelength as these
nimrods.
Sign me,
John in Seattle, who voted Libertarian across
the board this year.
John,
First of all, thanks for the argument.
One of my favorite things is to kick an issue around and see where
the other guys wants to draw the line, and why.
(1) I am primarily opposed to the vulgar Pigboy Limba.
Democrats have flaws, but we don't hate blacks
and gays and we don't
condemn abortion then pay for one (Barr) We
don't impeach a president
for adultery while screwing our secretary
(Gingrich) We don't belong to
the KKK or the CCC (too many to list) and
we don't ask the invisible
ghost for help whenever there's a huge problem
- at least I don't.
In this country you're either Demo or repub.
That Nader - Reform stuff is bullshit and
now everybody knows it.
I'm not sure about the almost
nauseating admiration you mentioned.
Clinton is like Willie Mays, Walter Payton
or Michael Jordan.
I enjoy watching him fly.
If you think he's not hell to watch, we should
schedule a second fight.
(2) Forgive me, but that's goofy talk.
We are the United States, not the "Fifty States
North of Mexico."
States are like teenagers. They think they're
soooooo independent,
but they come running back to mommy when they
need something.
Ever see an old movie where they rob a bank,
then run to the state line
and laugh at the cops because state laws prevented
cops from chasing
them across state lines?
If your son is kidnapped, who you gonna call?
Deputy Fife or the FBI?
If there's an outbreak of Ebola or Legionairre's
disease, who you gonna call?
Old Doctor Wilson or the CDC?
If you have any examples of stuff the states
do better than the feds, we'd have
something to debate. Take away college football
and I'm not sure why we
even need 50 individual states.
(3) This is the easiest one.
The Demos want
to prevent the shootings.
The Repubs want
more guns, more guns, more guns in churches, stadiums and courts,
and when the guy
goes nuts and kills 30 people, they want him executed with a smirk.
The Demo way, we've lost a measure of freedom.
The Repub way, we've lost our children and
neighbors.
What price freedom?
Don't think I'm a gun-grabber, I cocked my
Glock this morning.
But "more, more, more" guns is insanity.
I carry one because the other son of a bitch
has one.
We don't need unlimited guns and we don't
need guns everywhere.
My Glock fires 3 shots a second.
If 14 shots in five seconds won't save me
and my family,
I'm probably going to die even if I'm in the
NRA.
Gun laws work - in countries with less than
100,000,000 guns.
I have guns, but I'm not a gun nut.
From: donsem@concentric.net
Subject: Why I read Bartcop
It's for this kind of stuff:
> The myriad of pyramid schemes of different "gates" came up drier than
Kato Burn
> watching Gone With the Wind in the dark with a vibrator
and a nice Chianti.
LOL
Keep up the GREAT work.
don
The Rape of the Constitution:
Why Al Gore Must Not Concede
by Christian Mitchell-Livemore
From a poster over at Salon's Table Talk:
The long, weary dragging on will cause unbelievable
stress in the Bush camp.
Nerves are on end. Tempers are rising.
In the near future, days maybe the
stress will be too much. GWB will start
cracking, he'll start sleeping in a
fetal position. He start drinking Listerine
to get a alcohol buzz, when that
stops working he'll start huffing household
cleaners in the Jeb's bathroom.
At the breaking point, GWB will start a fight with Jeb.
"Goddammit, lil brother. You promised the
state and now things are fucked.
You lying SOB!"
Punches will be thrown, old sibling rivalries
will erupt. GWB will get Jeb in
a hammer lock and start pounding Jeb's
head on the floor of the Governor's mansion.
Jeb, terrified at the pyschotic devil-dog
look in GWBs eyes, and fearing for his life,
will reach for the loaded handgun he keeps
as a souvenir gift from Charlton Heston.
"Stop hitting me, George!", screams Jeb.
"What, you gonna shoot me? Me? Me? I've
always been stronger than you, fucker!
Remember, Mom always said 'I got the body
and you got the brains."
Jeb's hand slowly rises, takes aim...
ha ha
Thanks, TB
Things are so tense, we
need a Page Two Girl.
She was a bell saver, then she got a new zip code.
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