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Bill Cunningham, WLW, Cincinnati, OH, 9 p.m.-
Midnight
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9 p.m. - Midnight
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Bob Grant, WOR, New York, 3-7 p.m.
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Don Imus, Infinity, 6-10 a.m.
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800-G G Liddy
El Pigbo Rush Limbaugh, EIB, 12-3 p.m.
800-282-2882
Mary Matalin, CBS, 3-7 p.m.
800-600-6279
Ollie North, Salem, 3-7 p.m.
800-520-1234
Mike Savage, KSFO, San Francisco, 7-10 p.m.
415-398-5600
So, Smirk has gone running to the Supreme Court of idiots and
clowns.
Is there a more incompetent group of losers in America?
I'd feel more comfortable grabbing 9 adults coming out of the
Grinch movie
and have them decide this than those moronic dorks in black robes.
Besides, whatever ruling they make, they will be
"rewriting the rules, after the election."
Smirk was whining like a stuck Limba at that prospect yesterday.
That's exactly what he said he didn't want.
Great GOP Quotes
"There is absolutely no
hatred from the Republicans."
-- David Drier (R-Liar) on Equal Time
Party Operatives Start ‘Spontaneous’ Demonstrations
Republican demonstrators celebrate in Miami Wednesday
after receiving word
that the local election board voted unanimously
to suspend the county's hand recount.
Nov. 24 — In an apparent exercise of spontaneous public outrage,
demonstrators
surged through the county office building in Miami-Dade County
Wednesday,
demanding an end to the hand recount there.
The shouting demonstrators, accusing
Democratic election officials of taking the count
behind closed doors, contributed to one election supervisor’s
vote to end the hand recount.
“If what I’d envisioned worked out and there
were no objections, we’d be up there now counting,”
election supervisor David Leahy said.
But that demonstration, ABCNEWS has
learned, was neither spontaneous, nor local.
It was an organized Republican Party protest, run by 75
party operatives out of a headquarters
in a motor home in Miami, and six Democratic Congressmen have
written a letter to the Justice
Department urging it “to investigate what may be an egregious
effort to undermine” the right
of voters in Dade County.
In a statement this afternoon, Democratic
vice-presidential candidate Sen. Joe Lieberman
said he believed the demonstrations intended to stop the recounting
of the votes.
“These demonstrations were clearly designed to intimidate
and to prevent a simple count of
votes from going forward,” Lieberman said. “This is a time to
honor the rule of law, not surrender
to the rule of the mob.”
Now the operatives and their motor home are in Broward
County, where a recount is still going on.
“There are paid political operatives from out of state
who have come down to South Florida”
and helped stop the recount in Miami, said Congressman Peter
Deutsch, D-Fla. “I think we need
to immediately have a federal investigation of this attempt to
stop a fair and accurate count.”
But Republican Party lawyer Theodore Olson (married
to whore Barbara) told ABCNEWS’
Good Morning America he thought the protests were part of the
democratic process.
“If citizens of the United States are voluntarily objecting
to the process where the rules change,
and where Democratic officials take these ballots behind closed
doors where they can’t be
observers, I think American citizens are entitled to do that
sort of thing,” Olson said.
Lieberman said the demonstrations should stop and
asked the Bush-Cheney campaign
to call off the demonstrators.
“We need a fair count of the ballots in question and that must
include freedom from intimidation,”
he said. The Bush campaign did not return two phone calls today
from ABCNEWS.com.
Great GOP Quotes
"Dick Cheney is in good health.
He did NOT
have a heart attack."
-- some lying Pollyanna bastard
Thanks to the great JennyQ at mediawhoresonline.com
Betty Bowers' Ministry Newsletter
http://www.bettybowers.com
Christmas 2000
Dear Acolyte:
We are just about to celebrate the birth of the Baby Jesus! But
before
you brandish your AMEX card, remember that when the Lord said He helps
those who help themselves, He wasn't referring to a second piece of
free-range turkey at Thanksgiving, dear. It is with this in mind
that I
enjoy using this time of year to sharpen my skills at buying Christmas
gifts for others by first lavishing myself with the few things that
I
don't already own. And charity truly begins at home or,
in my case,
homes. When you visit my webpage, you will notice that I have
a
"fresher," more glamorous look. Yes, I was created in God's image,
but
that is no reason not to avail myself to the refinements on the Lord's
rough draft that are provided by Los Angeles doctors and Swiss spas.
Would that all of my Sisters-in-Christ had the wherewithal to pay more
scrupulous attention to their look. While I was recovering at
Terme di
Montecatini from some highly successful surgery (some may call it
"elective," but any woman of discernment recognizes an imperative in
the
candor of a bathroom mirror), I called my sweet Sister-in-Christ Katherine
Harris in Florida. Without a trace of rancor or reproach, I reminded
her:
"Kath, regardless of how inexpensive your foundations is, I doubt each
bottle was intended to be one application, dear."
ha ha
Speaking of mugs, while you partake in the less engaging task of shopping
for others, take a look at the new Christmas Coffee Mugs designed by
Betty
Bowers' Christian Crack Whores. They can be ordered here:
http://www.cafepress.com/crackwhores/
Proceeds from each mug goes to purchasing "fun furs" for the homeless
through my Christians Having A Righteously Itemized Tax Year ministry.
My Christian Crack Whores have also designed a FREE downloadable Christmas
Card. What a lovely addition to sign and slip into a box containing
a
Betty Bowers t-shirt or mug this Christmas! You can download
this card here:
http://www.bettybowers.com/bettyxmasx.pdf
The Betty Bowers God's Gift Shop also has new "God Told Me To Hate You"
coffee mugs and shirts sporting fabulous new designs. They can
be found here:
http://www.cafepress.com/godtoldme/
My Christmas letter to my dear readers appears here:
http://www.bettybowers.com/christmasletter2.html
And a special Christmas Gift from me is my personal assistant Miss Anne
Thrope's new testimony from her recent Near Death Experience.
Gather your
whole family around the fire and share the charming story of Anne's
visit
to God's glory. I don't usually promote name-droppers, but Anne
did
actually speak with Jesus while she was momentarily dead. His
comments
may surprise you.
http://www.bettybowers.com/neardeath.html
I wish all of you a wonderful Holiday, surrounded by those you love
and
more importantly, those who appreciate your clothes. Next
month, edits
on my new book should be complete and I will have lots of new Epistles
of
Profound Christian Advice to share with you.
So close to Jesus, His Christmas shopping is ruining my credit,
Betty Bowers
America's Best Christian
From: DHTRADER@aol.com
Subject: Dr. Laura pics
Hey Bartcop, I really
love your site.
Can you give me a link to the nude pics of Dr.
Laura ?
A friend of mind doesn't believe they exist.
Keep up the good work.
Thanks,
Denny Hupp
Denny,
Your friend is liable to have an accident when he sees them.
Be sure to tell him that there's one picture I can't post
without something covering her lil' Grand Canyon.
What is R.A.S.?
And how is it cured?
From: PFCDylan@aol.com
Subject: Qualified
Bartcop,
This whole crisis we've got going here with the ballot recounts
in Florida,
and the obvious disdain for the "voice of the people" by the Bush camp
is
really getting old. Also, it's making me nervous. What if, by some
freak
twist of fate, the most unqualified man for the job (i.e., George W.
Bush)
becomes president of the most powerful country on the planet?
Partisanship aside, let's take an honest look at who, between
Vice
president Al Gore and Governor George "Dubya" Bush, is really qualified
to
hold the office of President of the United States of America.
* Vice President Gore *
1.) Vice President Gore has held an elected position in Washington
since 1976,
(about the same time George W. Bush was becoming aquatinted with the
judicial system).
2.) Gore has been in the House of Representatives and also held a seat
in the
Senate. Not only that, but Gore has held the office of Vice President
of the
United States for about eight consecutive years.
3.) Gore has military knowledge: He voluntarily fought in Vietnam, (about
the
same time George W. Bush went UA). Besides his own service in America's
military, Gore has served as Vice Commander in Chief for about eight
years now ...
4.) Gore understands foreign policy.
5.) He also understands domestic policy.
* George "Dubya" Bush *
1.) Bush hasn't held any major elected positions except the govenorship
of Texas.
2.) His biggest qualification for the presidency is being a
former-president's son and an almost-graduate of two Ivy-League schools.
3.) Bush understands some foreign policy, but very little.
4.) Even his domestic rhetoric is lacking. Taking Texas for example,
this
state under Bush's govenorship is dead last, or next-to-dead last in
several
key domestic issues -- issues he claimed to be the front runner on.
Issues
such as: Education, health care, women with health insurance, children
with
health insurance, environment and etc.
I think it's clear who is most qualified for the White House, but will that man get the job?
PFC Dylan D. Walker
Paul Begala Shoots the Bull
Mob Rule in Miami. After a frightening crowd of demonstrators
shouted, banged on windows
and harassed them, local officials called off the Miami-Dade County
recount. This is frightening.
It suggests that passions in the recount were giving way to mob rule.
But as troubling as that
notion is, what's even more troubling is that reports from Miami reveal
that rather than honest
and heartfelt passion from local citizens (albeit carried too far),
the near-riot that shut down
the recount in Miami was a calculated, coordinated effort of the Republican
Party.
An ABC News report headline reads:
"Bush Operation Orchestrated
'Spontaneous' Miami-Dade County Mob."
ABC reports that "a crowd of demonstrators storming the halls of county
offices protesting the
recount" consisted NOT of local citizens, but rather "an orchestrated
Republican protest.
...an army of 75 operatives came to Miami to shape public opinion...(and
got) directly involved
in leading demonstrations." ABC further reports the Republican goon
squad was even
"willing to dress up in seasonal outfits to provide so-called protestor
color for local news reports."
"In the end," ABC says, "it apparently made a difference. Intimidation,
some called it."
And the Miami-Dade recount was called off.
The New York Times has also been on top of this story, reporting today
that at least one of the
three Miami-Dade County officials who called off the recount admitted
to being intimidated.
The Times reports that the near-riot was fueled by a Republican phone
bank operation the Times
dubbed a "get-out-the-protest campaign." The Times also reports
that "a lawyer for the Republican
Party helped stir ethnic passions by contending that the recount was
biased against Hispanic voters."
And that "the subsequent demonstrations turned violent ... several
people were trampled, punched
or kicked." But "when the ruckus was over," the Times reports,
"the protestors had what they had
wanted: a unanimous vote by the board to call off the hand counting."
And in an even darker threat, the Times quotes a man it describes as
"Paul Crespo, a Bush campaign
worker" saying, "Sure they (the local officials trying to conduct a
recount) were under pressure.
They had taken so many illegal decisions that they were on the verge
of provoking serious unrest."
And what "illegal decisions" might those be, Mr. Bush-whacker?
The recount had been proceeding
with the full blessing of the Florida Election Code, upheld unanimously
by the Supreme Court of Florida.
It seems the Bush Banana Republicans call any decision adverse to them
"illegal."
This is dangerous.
This is mob rule.
Without an honest and accurate recount in Miami-Dade, the prospects
of counting every vote diminishes
-- and with them the prospects of having a president the entire nation
can view as legitimate. When
thousands of illegal absentee ballot application in Seminole County
are fixed by GOP operatives who
were allowed to set up shop in Republican-controlled government offices
(while the Democrats were
never offered the same opportunity), it's hard to claim legitimacy.
When tens of thousands of votes are
excluded in Palm Beach County because of an apparently illegal ballot
that confused citizens, it's hard
to claim legitimacy. And when courts that render adverse opinions
are trashed, when vote-counters
are intimidated by a mob, when people are punched and kicked and trampled
and threatened because
of their political views, it's hard to claim legitimacy. George
W. Bush's father gained the
presidency by running the most ruthless and amoral campaign in modern
history, falsely
smearing Mike Dukakis as mentally ill, unpatriotic, and pro-crime.
But Junior is well on
his way toward surpassing Poppy. From smearing John
McCain (also, ironically, as mentally ill
and unpatriotic) to resorting to mob violence, Junior is proving
he's every bit as willing as
Poppy to do whatever it takes to take power.
WORLDWIDE CALL TO ACTION: FREE GEORGE W. BUSH
From: (withheld)
Subject: (withheld)
dear sir:
first, full disclosure. i served 6 years
in the u.s. army
reserve military intelligence as m.o.s. 97e (which
means i was
an interrogator), and was honorably discharged
at the rank of
sergeant (e5). my job was to train fresh
new faces from the
monterrey language institute in what it means
to be an
interrogator. i am a foreign-born (odessa, ukraine,
and my u.s.
passport says so), naturalized (circa early eighties)
citizen
of the u.s. (otherwise, i wouldn't have been
eligible to hold a
clearance). at the moment, i'm a computer
geek and dj.
i'm neither dem (democrat) or rube (republican),
but a
parliamentary monarchist (a la great britain),
because i believe
that foreign policy should be handled by someone
with long-term
interests (like maybe what their progeny will
have to deal with),
not someone who thinks they might need a new
job in 4 years.
the parallel i am about to draw is very harsh,
and i'm not sure
you would publish something this provocative.
i invite you to
exercise your discretion.
back in the days of the evil empire, there was
a caste called
the "nomenklatura". it was very similar
to the landed gentry
in a feudal state, except that they were not
allowed to own
land. this caste lived quite comfortably,
because their
standard of living was subsidized by the ruling
oligarchy (the
central committee of the communist party of the
soviet union,
for those who haven't a clue as to what i'm talking
about), and
in return, the nomenklatura rigidly supported
the oligarchy,
simply to protect their privileges (such as luxury
apartment
suites, summer homes, cars, the latest fashions,
gourmet meals,
etc.). new members of the ruling class
were chosen from the
nomenklatura, and the system perpetuated itself.
for more
information, i refer you to tom clancy's soviet-era
books.
he was fairly accurate, to the limits of anyone
who hasn't
actually lived there.
change a few words in the previous paragraph,
and suddenly i
have just described the republican party,
with the following
changes: private property is actively encouraged.
i never expected that the totalitarian methods
of the now-defunct
u.s.s.r. would translate so well to the u.s.
i may have to change coutries again (*sigh*).
do you have any idea how hard it is to get rid
of these people,
once you let them grab the reigns? the
situation as it stands:
republican majority in house and senate, and
a possible
republican administration in the white house.
i'm feeling quite paranoid right now. i
have created a fake
account to send this email. none of the
information is
correct. my name is certainly not "ido
fayke". there is
reason for this.
there's an old soviet joke, phrased as a warning. it goes thus:
DO NOT THINK.
IF YOU THINK, DO NOT SPEAK.
IF YOU SPEAK, DO NOT WRITE IT DOWN.
IF YOU WRITE IT DOWN, DON'T SIGN YOUR NAME TO
IT.
IF YOU SIGN YOUR NAME TO IT,
DON'T BE SURPRISED AT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU.
the virtue of paranoia is that one usually survives
to continue to practice it.
bc, i admire you for having the cojones
to bait the party machine.
i have no desire to emulate.
best of luck.
Today's Page Two Girl is a saloon singer
Great Fighter Quotes
"There's nothing like a dirty, low-down
political fight
to put the roses in your cheeks."
--The Master, Bill Clinton
Mr. Gore, why did you keep your biggest hammer in a lockbox?
Now, I'm worried.
The dumbest sombitches in the country will decide who will be
president.
We're officially in trouble.
These ignorant whores never do what's best for the country.
They're just too goddamn stupid to get anything right.
Besides that, they're openly pro-Smirk.
Oh, well, look at the bright side.
If Smirk wins, Gore won't be assassinated.
You know they'd murder him, you know they would.
Gore Won't
Concede
Headline in the right-wing, go-to-hell Tulsa newspaper.
From: robphelps@home.com
Subject: MY VOTE WASNT COUNTED!!!!!
Thanks for displaying your lack of intelligence
for the entire world to see.
Got this website as a joke from someone who knows
the truth on issues.
This site is a testimony to the idiocy of many
Americans.
You truly dont deserve the freedoms alotted you
in our constitution.
Anyway, if you didnt agree with the law of the
land, you would just skirt around it anyway.
BTW, Nazi's almost conquered the world.
Thank you for supporting the new Nazi party.
If the truth is still found in America despite
the media and brainwashed democrats,
you may find yourself on the wrong end of a revolution.
It is guilt by association now.
You are a liberal democrat.
If you support Clinton/Gore, you are guilty of
the crimes that they have commited against our nation.
Communists support you and Gore.
Russia, China and Tony Blair are on your side.
Hmmmmm.
Maybe what Gore fears about losing is that if
a REAL justice dept. is in office, he may be convicted of treason.
Rob and Marcy Phelps
Subject: WOW! ME AGAIN!
Wow, I just emailed you after reading some of
your retarded reasoning.
After posting , I took the time to read a little
more.
Man, you really are a retarded child.
How completly stupid can you be????
Your lovely section, devoted against "pigboy",
is the height of stupidity.
You prove two points for me. One is that ALL
Clinton/Gore supporters have
their head so far shoved up their ass that they
are insane from their own stench.
The other is that any damn moron can have a webpage
to spew his lack of intelligence.
Listening to your clips of Limbaugh, then reading
your brief overviews, really begs the question;
How high were you??
And if you think the media is stacked conservative,
you really need a LOBOTOMY!
Thanks for lowering my expectations of american
citizens.
You support a traitor, a liar, and a whore.
Good choice.
Rob and Marcy Phelps
Rob,
How do you think you'd do in a live debate with a "stupid retard" who
was high?
Do you think you could out-think a stupid retard like Ol' BartCop?
Think you could force me into a rhetorical corner and make me squeal?
From the way you're talking, you sound like just the man for the job.
If we debate, you'd be safe inside your home.
You couldn't get beat you up too badly, right?
If you get in trouble, you could always "accidentally" unplug your
modem,
so your risks would really be rather low, wouldn't they?
Would you care to back up your big, big talk?
Or would it be safer to run away, and hide behind Marcy's skirt?
Are you a man?
Or are you a mamma's boy, hiding behind mamma's skirt?
We could say you and I are microcosms.
If you're brave enough to come out from behind Marcy's skirt, and join
me
in a short on-line debate, and do reasonably well on the issues, we'll
say that's
a point for George Bush, and maybe he's not as stupid as everyone says
he is.
On the other hand,
if you're only brave enough to hurl some insults from behind Marcy's
skirt, that means
George Bush and Rush Limbaugh are everything I say they are, and it
means Republicans
are so scared, they can't even debate a "stupid retard,"
and Al Gore is obviously the better choice to run this country.
So, what'll it be, Rob?
Are you a man?
...or a scared little momma's boy, hiding behind Marcy's skirt?
http://www.adamclymerfanclub.org/
You remember Adam Clymer, doncha?
The guy Smirk called "a major-league asshole."
Peggy Noonan says it's time for a BIG FIGHT
From: abbau@msn.com
Subject: Butch's military ballots
Bartcop,
In a court case filed in Leon county, FLA Butch
is demanding that many
absentee ballots be counted. Among these
ballots are some for which
NO APPLICATION CAN BE FOUND and some in which
the signatures
on the ballot and application DO NOT MATCH.
Am i missing something here?
Butch is asking that unverifiable votes be counted
while at the same time
giving a Big Time fuck you to voters who actually
registered and voted?
And no one is questioning them on this?
john
chicago
John,
The only thing we're missing is a fair and accurate election
process.
The Plot Not Only Thickens, It
Spreads
Those rotten Democrats, always pulling some
trick...
By MIKE DOWNEY
The manipulation and chicanery used in holding
up George W. Bush's confirmation
as winner of Florida's electoral votes are part of an obvious Democratic
Party plot to
make sure that Al Gore gets to be president of the United States.
The decision by the Florida Supreme Court
to let that state's hand count of election
ballots continue until 5 p.m. Sunday is part of an obvious and underhanded
Democratic
Party plot to make sure that Al Gore gets to be president of the United
States.
The mild heart attack suffered by Republican
vice presidential nominee Dick Cheney
is part of an obvious and devious Democratic Party plot to make sure
that Al Gore gets
to be president of the United States.
The fact that the heavily Democratic county
of Miami-Dade has refused to continue its
hand count, a clear blow to Al Gore, is nevertheless somehow part of
an obvious and
unbelievably sneaky Democratic Party plot to make sure that Al Gore
gets to be president
of the United States.
The refusal on Thanksgiving Day by the Florida
Supreme Court to force Miami-Dade
County to continue its hand count, yet another serious blow to Al Gore's
chances, is part
of an obvious (though not at the moment) Democratic Party plot to make
sure that Al Gore
gets to be president of the United States.
The 1976 drunken-driving arrest of George W.
Bush was part of an obvious and Byzantine
bordering on Machiavellian 24-year-old Democratic Party plot to make
sure that Al Gore gets
to be president of the United States.
The theory that Al Gore won the nation's popular
vote and should at least find out for certain
whether he won Florida's popular vote, which would make him president
of the United States,
is part of an obvious and sour-grapes Democratic Party plot to make
Al Gore president of the United States.
The "dimpled" ballots that a Palm Beach County
judge said shouldn't count were obviously all for
Al Gore and nary a one for George W. Bush, all part of an obvious but
increasingly desperate
Democratic Party plot to make sure that Al Gore gets to be president
of the United States.
The attempted move of vote-counting to a smaller
room where somebody could destroy, pocket
or eat pro-Bush ballots if Republicans don't pound on the door screaming
"Let us in!" is just another
clever part of the Democratic Party plot to make sure that Al Gore
gets to be president of the United States.
The claim that Reform Party presidential candidate
Pat Buchanan accidentally received votes intended
for Al Gore is part of an obvious joint Democratic-Reform Party plot
to make sure that Al Gore gets to
be president of the United States.
The ingrown hair on Gov. Bush's cheek is part
of an obvious Democratic Party plot to do whatever's
necessary to alter Almost President Bush's image with the public, thus
making sure that Al Gore gets to be
president of the United States.
The 1,500-plus overseas absentee ballots voided
by Florida election officials, because they hadn't
been postmarked by Nov. 7, are part of an obvious Democratic Party,
military commander-in-chief
and postmaster general plot to make sure that Al Gore gets to be president
of the United States.
The lawsuit filed by several Texas residents
questioning whether Dick Cheney improperly changed
his primary residence from Texas to Wyoming too late before being placed
on the Republican ticket is
part of an obvious Democrat Party prejudice against all Texans in general,
and of course to make sure
that Al Gore gets to be president of the United States.
The possibility that hundreds, dozens or even
a single vote could tip the entire election is something
Republicans would never in a million years point out if it were Gov.
Bush who trailed by even a single vote,
just one more example of the Democratic Party plot to make sure that
Al Gore gets to be president
of the United States.
* * *
The fact that other states like Iowa and Wisconsin
aren't recounting is part of an obvious and
lily-livered Democratic Party plot to make sure that Al Gore gets to
be president of the United States.
The resignation of Peru President Alberto
Fujimori, marriage of Michael Douglas to Catherine
Zeta-Jones and USC football victory over UCLA are part of an obvious
Democratic Party plot to
make sure that Al Gore gets to be president of the United States.
But the ultimate triumph of George W. Bush
is that he'll win, no matter what dirty rotten tricks anybody tries.
E-mail: mike.downey@latimes.com
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