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- Spirits
This is not a glorification of alcohol, but a forum to discuss
the intracacies of the subtleties of the distinctions
between fine adult spirits. We need your imput. As goofy
as we get on this website, we don't want your
"I-was-so-drunk-that-I..." stories. Any fool can get drunk.
What I'd like to see is what you buy when it's that special
occasion.
Christmas, Super Bowl, anniversary, birthday etc.
What do you get for your ceremonies?
Example: Before I discovered the world of fine, luxury
tequilas, we bought Kahlua and Stoli's
(later The Goose) so we could celebrate with Black Russians
for special occasions.
(Mrs BartCop spoils hers with milk)
Send us your personal recipes for those special celebrations.
Also, and I'm being serious here, I'd like to hear from the non-drinkers
and former-drinkers, too.
When you non-drinkers get a raise or have an anniversary, how
do you celebrate?
There are a lot more non-drinkers than you'd guess reading bartcop.com
Lastly - we need a name for the place.
Please send any suggestion you might have to Jamie
the Bartender
And don't think you can get rowdy and bust the place up.
We spent a lot of money to make it really nice, so be-have.
Extra, extra last thing: I'd like to get all the tequila
stories rounded up, but that'll take time.
I remember taking my first shot of Wabo Cabo on-line, and then,
the Great Tequila Hunt.
Oh, I remember it well - the big round-up at the Bamboleo
Mexican Restaurant at the Rio
in Las Vegas and then, the place at which I hope to die, Taqueria
Cononita!
The top shelf at this
bar is $30 a shot.
I'd really like to get those tequila stories all put into one
pile.
Maybe someone with a little extra time could search the back
issues and
compile a list of tequila stories to get the ball rolling. Truth
be known,
I don't remember the exact moment of the crowning of Chinaco
Anejo as the king,
but it's there, somewhere. If you have a little extra time,
e-mail me.
Meanwhile, visit the new section and send some imput to Jamie
the Bartender.
And if you think we're getting too carried away with this whole
alcohol thing,
remember that Jesus could work miracles all his life. He just
chose not to use
his powers until the Wedding at Canaan ran a little low
on the spirits.
Great Black-on-White Quotes
"Once-in-a-century oddities may leave an election
result up in the air for a time,
but the fundamental strength of our
democracy is never in doubt. Better a process
driven by an army of lawyers than an
outrage led by an army with guns."
--Uncle
O. J. Watts, getting one right
Standing Firm for a Fair Count
The Sopranos
I saw Episode One for the first time Sunday
night.
I had only missed two, the first one and
the one where Big Pussy gets arrested.
I think The Sopranos premiered around January
1999,
which means Episode One was show in mid-late
1998.
The kids looked really young, especially
Anthony Jr.
It's always interesting to see the first
show of an established series because
the characters haven't been clearly defined
yet. Tony didn't seem especially
menacing, except when he ran that guy over
and beat his face in.
Carmella looked and acted more like a teenager
than a Don's wife.
Livia was mean, but not nearly as mean as
she'll soon be.
She was also acting stroke-ish from the
very first. Before we even saw her,
she was screaming, "Anthony who?" at her
son thru the front door.
Uncle Junior was still undefined.
Later, we get to know he has a mean streak
but more important, a funny streak.
Uncle Junior delievers some of the best
comedy lines in the whole series.
...and what's the deal with that priest?
The priest is using Carmella's faith as
a shoe horn to get inside her ...ziti?
Is food what the priest is hereafter?
If his intentions are dishonorable, he'll
need God to survive.
Lastly, the soldiers.
Christopher's first foray into the toughguy
business got him a kick in the balls.
He laid there, grasping his balls in pain
while his Don had to do the dirty work.
Silvio and Paulie were mean enough, and
this way we get to trace Paulie's
journey from maddog underworld hit man
to Vatican philosopher.
If you saw The Sopranos for the first
time Sunday,
feel confident that it will get better
every week.
Another Iron Triangle
From: LordStarFyre@aol.com
Subject: IPOTUS
Greetings and Salutations Bartcop!
As the days pass, we are getting closer and closer to a world living
in Fear
of the Actions of a Convicted Criminal, who, with the help of not only
his
corrupt, crime ridden family, but the most vile, and sleaze-addicted
facets
of the Republican Party (read ALL Republicans) now stands ready to
take the
most powerful office in the world.
For the last few years, these Pud-Pulling Republicans have gleefully
called
Clinton, IPOTUS (Impeached President of the United States) I wonder
how these
Clinton cock-addicted assholes will enjoy the label, when it's hung
around
the neck of the Partially Retarded Spoiled Rich Coke Addicted Convicted
Criminal Asshole they've foisted upon us?
Well, here's my little gift to these Mind Numbed Ditto-Bots who are
so happy
about the prosepect of DumbYa becoming the 43rd President.
Remember Bartcop, we have 4 years to prepare for the Eviction of America's
First Illegitimate President, and his Criminal Family...
Lord StarFyre
http://www.mediaho.thinkhost.com/topten.htm
From: mark@gspg.com
Subject: I agree with my friend, the gentleman from Virginia
Point of order, Mr. Speaker. The Show-Me-State wishes to weigh in on this matter.
As my good friend JohnDe so eloquently points
out, and I would credit the distinguished
gentleman from Virginia and a fine American with
converting me to Bartcop.com several
weeks back, the Page Two Girls are an
integral part of the growing Bartcop mystique.
The harmless links to these lovely and clothed
beauties melds the time-tested musical trend of
"sampling" from another icon of a genre ("Paul
Harvey...Page 2") with the irreverent sensibilities
of the "politically incorrect" class in a method
unique to the 21st century medium of the Internet.
These images are available to, but not forced
upon, the reader. They convey the host's appreciation
for the feminine form without disparagement.
They are neither demeaning nor even particularly
provocative, per se. Their very inclusion
in a largely political website suggests that even as
groundbreaking political events continue to shake
the foundation of our democracy, there is
still room to pause, at the reader's option,
for a little benign ogling.
I urge my good friends from the other side of
the aisle, the many loyal gentlewomen readers
of this site, who may object to the inclusion
of the Page Two Girls to consider the numerous
other merits of the site and be tolerant if the
host wishes to express daily his enchantment with,
in his opinion, the aesthetically-pleasing members
of their gender.
I cast my vote to continue the Page Two Girls
on a daily basis, and urge you Mr. Speaker
to remain committed and true to the venerated
ways of this hallowed institution.
I yield the balance of my time.
Mark,
You must have faith in my ability to be slick.
As stated on more than one occasion, the "female
forms" will not disappear,
but a context/packaging alteration can make everybody
happy.
It's my best guess all will be good and right by December 11.
From: edvoves@infi.net
Subject: it's your site
Dear bc.
I'm not into photos of comingly young women either
...
But I faced this fact a long time
ago....bartcop.com is your site.
It's your hobby, and a labor of love...it's
yours. So what you like should be there.
As to the language...well it's funny cause Richard
Pryor
is the only other guy whose "salty" language
never bothers me either.
This is probably due to two factors. First, the
situations you are discussing
call for such words... Also the good heart you
guys have is obvious.
You are in pain, and connecting with everyone
else's pain = laughter etc.
Your political insights have saved my sanity often
in the past and probably will
do so many times in the future ... so that gets
you a lot of slack with me naturally .
Plus, Mrs. Bartcop ( a woman I greatly respect
) loves you...
so I know you're a good guy
There's my simple Bartcop logic
Annie
Annie, thanks.
I'm confident I can make everybody happy.
We've got the John Lennon Special planned for
Friday,
I'm out of town Friday and Saturday for a funeral,
so I'll unveil the new plan Monday the 11th.
VCR Alert
From: Andrew.Wiesner@legis.state.wi.us
Subject: Jack Ruby and the KGB
After hearing the Ruby clip yesterday I found myself watching a show
on
Discover-Civilization last night that discussed the secret KGB files
on their
investigation into the JFK assassination. Much to my surprise,
the show had a
tiny clip of the video that you discussed. They only had a blurb,
and I believe it
was the part that had him saying "No one will ever know my motive."
I'd highly recommend you watch the show if you can find it on.
The Discovery networks tend to re-air all their programs, so it should
be on again.
Keep up the fight.
Andy.
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