Sign the Petition to Impeach Smirk
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/ddc12/petition-sign.html?
This website?
Some people are upset.
http://www.myflelections.com./summaryresults.asp?ElectionDate=11/7/2000&View=Select
It's the official web site of Florida Sec of State Katherine the
Bitch.
It seems to officially say Gore won by 250 votes,
but what they're missing is the next line, which says Fed
Abs.
I'm guessing the Fed Abs means federal absentee ballots.
When you add the 1500 for Smirk and the 800 for Gore,
Smirk wins again.
Your Vote Doesn't Count
by Dave "Doctor" Gonzo of American Politics
Journal
......
If there was a God, we would need
Him now, since
the Supreme Court has gone from clowns
to Nazi whores.
From: jlakely@freelancestar.com
Subject: Yeah, this is hate mail
You post that despicable picture of George W.
Bush and have the temerity
to accuse FreeRepublic.com of being a hate site?
Typical of liberals to
consider true viciousness funny or cruel when
directed at Republicans,
but to call sharp words directed toward Democrats
as hate speech.
Fortunately, the First Amendment protects the
nation from the true
fascists of this country: Liberals who wish to
suppress all speech that
they don't agree with.
--
Jim Lakely
Fredericksburg, Va.
Y'know, all these wise guys write to me with this big attitude - until
-
until I ask them if they're up for a debate and then they "have
to go."
I'll confess - I always thought I had the gift of debate, but
I never really knew
I had anything going until I made G Gordon Liddy eat it on the
air..
Geez, that was pre-newsletter, maybe 1994 or 95.
I faxed the "BartCop Quiz" to Liddy and he read it on the air
and then proceeded
to duck and dodge every question, proving he was caught in my
trap.
Why do conservatives always talk real big - until they have a
chance to back it up?
Jim, this isn't your fault, from your point of view you just dropped
by, but I'll bet
my readers are tired of me printing these "Oh, yeah?" letters,
only to have the
challenger wimp away with his tail between his legs at crunch
time.
I know - if I keep searching this big blue ball we call Earth
- someday, some time,
I'll run into a conservative who has the balls to engage in a
little friendly debate.
Jesus Christ, this will be Volume 358 of bartcop.com
Do you think I'll find Mr Big Balls in the first thousand issues?
So Jim, if you know anyone on your side who can debate,
even a little, would you
tell him that Ol' BartCop's been whining about his lack of opponents
for 5 years?
Thanks,
Boatload of good mail
From: foleyda@massed.net
Subject: Recount
To the Florida Supreme Court
Set a uniform standard and then go count the votes anyway. Screw
the jackals
on the Federal Supreme Court. Let's rub their noses in the feces
they have created.
Their ruling doesn't stop the recount, it just means the new tabulation
doesn't count.
Let's start a fundraiser to pay the people to do the count. Let's
humiliate the clowns
for what they have done. Let's show who really won the election.
How to treat the new administration
by Teabow
Thursday, first hour
Pigboy's gotten two calls from conservatives saying,
"Rush, we won. Don't you have
any idea what that means?
Can't you knock off the Nazi
hate for just one day?
Can't you get off Gore's back
for just five minutes and be a decent human being?"
...and, of course, Rush said no, because
he lives to hate.
That's all the Republicans have had since
1980.
That's why they won this race - because they hate Bill Clinton
so much,
they threw away their differences and joined together as one.
Then, he attacked the callers, saying they weren't "real" conservatives,
which might be true if they weren't totally consumed with hate.
So he goes to a break, then comes back whining that alllll the
media is talking about
Rush and the fact that he's got nothing to talk about anymore,
so he mocks those
people for saying that, when he just got thru telling his fans
to go to hell because
they wanted him to knock off the Gore bashing which is all he
has.
Roger Ebert is madder than Hell
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"...yeah, I saw that on Jim O'Reilly's
show last night,"
...uh, ....your stroked-out Pigness?
That's BILL O'Reilly.
We've talked about this several times before, Rush.
We can't your small mind understand that it's BILL O'Reilly?
I mean, can't your staff write it down, if you're too goddamn
lazy to?
What could be worse than a mean-spirited, stroked-out, burned-out
Nazi
whose fans are turning on him because he's Johnny One-note with
the hate?
Lynching the Black Vote
The vulgar Pigboy is still screaming, "What do the liberals have against the military?"
He's STILL whining about that been-dead-for-a-month issue.
He knows he's hosing the stupider members of his audience, but
he doesn't care.
When it comes to the undated, unsigned, non-witnessed ballots,
he wants to scream,
"Do the decent thing" instead
of "Follow the law."
When it comes to counting ALL the votes, he screams "Follow
the law,"
instead of "Let's do the right thing."
Trouble is, the Demcorats said a month ago,
"Fine - count all the votes,"
but Pigboy is STILL screaming, "Why
do they hate the military?"
It reminds me of "Arlington-gate," which never existed.
After it was proven that the Democrats were NOT selling grave
sites,
Rush was STILL screaming, "Why does
Clinton pee on their graves?"
He knows he's lying, so do we, so do the smarter sheep.
It's the stupider sheep that worry me.
Tally Briggs / Actress at Large
The Rest of the Story
In 1971, George Harrison attended a Led Zeppelin concert in England.
Minutes before the
show was to start, Harrison was joking around with Zeppelin's
wild-man drummer, John Bonham.
George asked if John if he fancied taking in a few pints after
the show.
Bonzo, as he was aptly called, ask Harrison if he was going to be around that long.
Harrison: That long? What do you mean? How long are you going to play?
Bonham: Three hours, maybe longer. It depends on Jimmy and the crowd.
Harrison: Crikey! When we played, we liked to play for 30 minutes and go home.
Bonham: Things have changed since your day, old man...
Harrison: By the way, how come you guys never play any slow songs?
Bonham: We play slow songs, you got crap in your ears?
Harrsion: No, I mean a real slow love song. You don't play any of those.
Bonham: Gotta run, the show's starting.
So after the show, Bonham told Jimmy what Harrison had said about
Led Zeppelin
never playing any slow songs. Later, Jimmy worked out some
chords for a nice,
slow love song. It became known as The Rain Song,
and it was one of the prettiest
and one of the saddest songs the band would ever record.
...and just to let George know Bonham gave him that message,
Jimmy opens
The Rain Song with the same two notes that open Harrison's
"Something."
...and that is the rest of the story.
Paul Begala Shoots the Bull
In his dissent Justice John Paul Stevens predicted that the real
loser would be
people's respect for the court system. He was right.
In the latest NBC/Reuters poll,
58 percent of Americans say the votes in Florida were never fairly
counted, half of
Americans say their confidence in the system has been shaken,
and by a 48 percent
to 43 percent plurality, Americans say the Supreme Court was
political, not objective.
From: muddro@shymail.com
Subject: http://www.votewithamerica.com/
Anyone who feels robbed by the Supreme Court should visit this website.
Why? Because it affords you the opportunity to send feedback to over
50
electors in various states assigned to vote for Bush. We may be able
to
convince a few to switch votes.
In addition, there is further contact information for over 150 electors
there
(phone numbers, address, etc).
ANYONE interested in continuing the fight should visit http://www.votewithamerica.com/
without delay!
Great Republican Quotes
"The presidency is more than an honor,
more than an office.
It is a charge to keep."
-- The Un-elected Smirk, our appointed
president
After what YOU did to steal the White House over the will of the voters?
How would you like to get steaming mad?
From: GValeri643@aol.com
Subject: My pledge to Alleged-President Bush
I pledge to be JUST as bipartisan and fair to
Smirk, and extend him the SAME
fair treatment Conservatives gave President Clinton
when he won in 1992.
It pisses me off to no end having watched wingnut
after wingnut last night on TV saying
how we need to "put an end to the partisanship
we have had in Washington"
THEY CAUSED IT!
They were sniffing around Clinton's undies from
the MINUTE he announced he was
running for President, and NEVER let up!
Even Newt "family values" Gingrich
(he's on wife #3 these days, isn't he?) joined
the parade of GOPers last night calling
for an end to the hatred in Washington!
Give me a freaking break....
I also pledge to remind my Conservative buddies
that the GOP owns the White House
AND Congress now..(not to mention the Supreme
Court) If they FAIL to abolish abortion,
public schools, reinstitute slavery and eliminate
the national debt, they CAN'T blame it on
ANYONE but themselves! They will piss off their
Conservative base if they DON'T
push all those Conservative issues.
Let's see if they have the balls to commit political suicide. :)
Keep up the good work, Bartcop!
I have given your web address to everyone I know
...and also post the address in AOL political
chat rooms.
I take FULL credit for the increase in "hits"
you've been getting :)
Valerie, you have a good point.
We should all back Smirk like Rush/Liddy/Laura/Hannity has backed Clinton
Thanks for the note and the extra hits!
Now, would you like to
get even more steaming mad?
Mary McGrory did.
From: mckeehan@engrpros.com
Subject: limbo letter
GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!
Make sure you get the latest "Limbo Letter," limbo's periodical.......
It might not be the newest one. It is still available
at some outlets.
I read it last night at Border's. Anyway,
Limbo goes on and on about how the
election is going to be a landslide, what an
incredible genius he (Limbo) is, etc. etc.
It is also good reading for the conservative ideologue.
Show it to your conservative friends, ask them
to read it, them ask them,
"are you sure that you want to be associated
with this type of core beliefs?"
It is just chock-full of fallacy, ad hominiem
attacks, and hateful spew.
My defining Limbo Moment (maybe you could have
a place where we could post our
"Defining Limbo Moments" on your website!) was
when they were looking for JFK Jr.,
his wife and sister-in-law..........we still
didn't know if they were alive or dead, the whole
nation was hoping against hope that they would
be found alive.......but not Limbo.
He gleefully Played his parody songs about Ted
Kennedy's philandering,
and talked on and on about Chappaquidick and
Mary Jo Kopechne.
Yes, Rush is a hateful, lying Nazi whore bastard.
That's why he's known as the vulgar Pigboy.
Our favorite Nazi has Died ...no, not Rush.
Actor Werner Klemperer, 80
Played TV Nazi
Actor Werner Klemperer, who found fame as
the pompous, monocled Col. Klink
in the comedy series "Hogan's Heroes,"
died Wednesday of cancer at his New York home.
He was 80, said his publicist, Bernie Ilson.
Although he appeared on stage, in movies
and on other TV shows, it was Klemperer's
role as the bumbling Nazi commander of
a bunch of mischievous World War II prisoners
for which he was best known. With star
Bob Crane heading the cast, "Hogan's Heroes"
aired from 1965 to 1971, and it brought
Klemperer six Emmy nominations as Best
Supporting Actor in a Comedy. He won the
statuette in 1968 and 1969.
Can you imagine what the pitch to the network sounded like?
In 1964, it had been less than 20 years since Allied troops freed
those concentration camps
and going to the network with an idea for a slick new comedy
about a camp that had never
had a successful escape must've really been something.
Friday's mail
From: Latzmark@erols.com
Subject: Get me the hell off this planet....
The Florida Supremes, after getting their wrist's
slapped by the US Supreme court,
come out with a split-decision for AlGore.
Go figure; seven Democrats on the court,
pretending to follow the LAW, four of which went
down the political path, while three
act like they are thinking human beings. Good
cop/Bad cop; they extend this nonsense
and cover their collective ass in doing so. I
hope the U.S. Supreme Court weighs in
and slaps these Florida idiots down; AGAIN.
After watching, and listening to, all of the several
courts, and Justices, including the
U. S. Supreme Court, all the courts, save one,
have abided by the law. And which
court sides with AlGore?, the Florida Supremes!
Surprise!!!
I've had a modicum of respect for Clinton over
these last eight years, which he has thrown
away at every turn. I will have NO respect for
a President Gore, after this theft of the Presidency,
should it come to pass. The difference is that,
in my opinion, Bush wants to be President to try
and get things done; Gore HAS to have the Presidency
to legitimize his existence.
Mark Latzko
Mark, your partisanship is showing more than a little.
You can say you don't like the Florida ruling, but did Gore promise
them jobs if he won?
It's natural for each side to suspect the other, but in this case,
Smirk is offering jobs to
Harris and Slappy's wife and Scalia's kids and Scalia himself, if they
will help him.
Why was it illegal for Hardon Kenny to spend $12,000,000 chasing Mike
Espy's $1000
worth of football tickets (that they called a bribe) but it's LEGAL
for Scalia and Slappy
to accept jobs for themselves and their kids if they vote Smirk's way?
A football game is no bribe at all compared to a top-paying job - wouldn't you agree?
I'd sure like to hear you make your case against Clinton or Gore. Your last sentence,
The difference is that, in my opinion, Bush
wants to be President to try
and get things done; Gore HAS to have the
Presidency to legitimize his existence.
is such horseshit, I'd never say it even when I was making a joke.
The drunken, AWOL ignoramous who accused John McCain of selling out
his fellow POWs
just wants to try to get things done? Good God, man, did
you read that sentence?
And the co-architect of the greatest peace and prosperity in our history
is defective
because YOU CLAIM he needs to legitimize his existence?
Are you fucking crazy?
That's Limba talking - pure and simple.
You'd have to be getting paid $2,000,000 a month to say something that
stupid.
Boy, I'd like to get you in the box in the bartcop.com chat room tonight.
...or are you "busy?"
Stuff I heard on TV, radio etc
From the acceptence speech tonight:
Smirk: I was not elected so serve
one party.
I was elected to serve alll the poeple.
Jon Stewart: Smirk, you weren't elected
to
anything
You were appointed by your daddy's friends.
========
Big Blizzard on K-Drag, Oklahoma
When it rains here, they have ten times more car wrecks
than usual.
When it snows, everyone drives like a drunken Smirk, and the
city shuts down.
So all night, the local channels are running the names of every
school,
every day care, every cat obedience school, every church, so
I turned down
the TV sound and put on some music and got distracted.
Next time I looked up, the scrolling included "Christ UMC CDC!"
I figured it was a Catholic school, but I'd never heard of it.
A minute later, I saw the station manager apologizing, then I
noticed I accidentally
hit the read-along-for-the-deaf-people button, and what had happened
was Anchorboy
was actually a priest and he stubbed his toe real bad coming
back from a break
and they printet his outburst on the screen.
ha ha
Sidebar:
I did not know there was
a Yale Avenue Snake Handlers Church right in town.
I thought those kinds of
people lived in the mountains.
==========
Headline in the Fuji newspaper
"Gilligan beats skipper in American election"
ha ha
I think that was Leno...
==========
Gore: May the best man win.
Bush: No, I need this job
==========
Nobody mentioned this, so I guess I will
On a recent West Wing, the gay republican was arguing with
Josh. Josh asked him
how he could be a gay Nazi and he said he wanted to change them
from within.
The gay fella said, "Think of it. The
NRA has 2.5 million members.
If three million liberals joined the
NRA, they could vote the radicals out."
Now, there's something to that logic.
I've been staring at it, and I can't find the fault.
...and I can find fault in anything.
Couldn't we do that with the GOP?
If the politically-aware liberals all registered GOP (in some
states you have to)
we could vote out the extreme pricks, (Inhofe, Delay, Barr, Burton,
Armey, Traficant)
=========
Last one, ...this must be Leno because it's a formula joke.
I don't know enough about comedy to say for sure, but "formula
jokes"
have to be near the bottom of the artistic scale, right?
A "formula joke" is when you put all these names in a computer
and when a name
pops up, you match it with other names with similar characteristics.
This is a perfect example, that's why I brought it up.
First, let me do the joke so you know that yes, it's a decent
joke,
but it's a cheap, formula, fabricated joke that was kinda funny.
"Did you hear Troy Acheman got his tenth
concussion in Sunday's football game.
Yes, that was his tenth
concussion.
You know in Texas, when you get
twelve
concussions, they make you governor."
Now sure, that's kinda funny, in a Carrottop-held-up-a-toilet-seat
kinda way,
but there was no art there, nothing to be proud of. Ler me tell
you how they do this.
They get their computer and punch in every celebrity and news
event and pop culture
reference and when their files are full, they read where Troy
Aikman got another concussion.
Key words: Troy, stupid, Texas, extra stupid,
You punch the computer and the name "Smr\irk" pops up under "Texas"
and "stupid."
So, a joke is born.
You just build a joke between one stupid Texan and the other.
That's it?
Two stupid Texans - it's just not that funny.
We laugh at the stupidity, as well as the writer's clever wit.
Sometimes Dave strikes out, too, but Dave won't insult you.
There's a whole bunch of stuff here:
http://home.earthlink.net/~zkkatz/
Linda Tripp is on the new cover of George Magazine.
"My family paid a huge price, but I'd do it all over again."
...of course you would, Linda.
How else could you make the cover of George Magazine if
not as a martyr?
And when did George Magazine become another cock-hunting
tabloid rag?
I only read a few paragraphs of the article, becuase it was making
me sick,
"Poor Linda, tried to help her country
(Oh,
just blow me) and when she did,
the evil Democrats charged her with
a rarely-enforced Maryland law."
Hey! What about the rule of law?
Rarely enforced?
When was the last time the United States shut down for two years
so the GOP
could get a subpoena for Clinton's zipper so Hardon Kenny could
drop to his knees,
reach and and fish around for Clinton'c cock for two years?
And George Magazine wants us to cry for Linda over "rarely
enforced laws?"
Was George Magazine a cock-hungry piece of crap when John
was alive?
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