by Smoking Joe Conason
Right-Wing
Bullies Caught in Crossfire
by Smoking Joe Conason
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Excerpt:
If there is anything that modern conservatives
hate more than fair taxation, it’s a fair fight.
The moment they encounter an equally aggressive
opponent on a level field,
the instinct of these bullying boys and
girls is to run and hide and whine.
Poor George
No wonder
he grew up funny...
Quotes
"Like the abortion George W. Bush forced on
his terrified 15-year-old "girlfriend",
Macbeth's murder of Duncan came back
to haunt him."
-- Zizka from DU
Funny how it's none of our business how many felonies the
young Bush boy committed,
but the GOP insisted in interviewing, under oath, under the threat
of dying in prison,
every woman never-arrested Bill Clinton spoke to in the last
30 years.
It's not even our business how many times the Bush boy was arrested
and convicted.
After all, he was appointed, not elected.
From: Melvin Blotsky
I am writing to implore Israeli Prime Minister
Sharon to heed the advice of President Bush
and pull out of Palestinian cities, for the good
of all involved. This is an area where Mr. Bush
speaks from experience, since it was his own
failure to 'pull out' that resulted in the pregnancy
of a 15 year old girl, for whom he later obtained
an illegal abortion.
Melvin
Crossfire Moment
BEGALA: The vulgar tragedy is how this
man, Bill Clinton, was trashed by the right-wing,
knuckle-dragging thugs of cable television and elsewhere, ever since he
set first on Washington.
CARLSON: I love this.
BEGALA: But I'll make you a deal. Let's
put it to the test. Let's repeal the 22nd Amendment,
let my guy run for a third term. He'll beat George Bush like a red-headed
stepchild.
He'll beat him like a bad piece of meat. He'll whip him like a (UNINTELLIGIBLE).
BEGALA: You still won't put it to a vote.
Will you? Will you join me in
calling me for repeal. What are you scared of?
CARLSON: No, because actually...
BEGALA: What are you scared of?
CARLSON: Because I believed in the Constitution,
as I did then, I do now.
ha ha
"Because I believe in the Constitution?"
What a feeble and hopelessly ridiculous comeback that was.
Begala fed it to Bowtieboy and made him eat it.
If Carlson had half a brain, he'd say, "I'll
join you in that call to repeal the 22nd Amendment
because I don't think Clinton has the
popular supoport he once had," but he can't do that.
You know why he can't?
Because the idea just might pick up steam, and when voters compare
a real president like Bill Clinton
to the Inept Monkeyboy President, I think they would choose Clinton
in a heartbeat and the
Republicans don't ever want to see Bill Clinton's name
on a ballot again.
Subject: What about Eric Rudolph?
Hey BC!
With all this talk from the Bush junta about hunting
down terrorists, you figure that they
would put a little more effort into catching
our own terrorist Eric Rudolph. Remember him?
He was the one who set off the bomb at the Atlanta
Olympics 6 YEARS AGO and also
bombed some abortion clinics before hightailing
it for the Smoky Mtns in North Carolina.
I guess in the regime's eyes, because it was
godless babykillers and those damned
multiculturalists at the Olympics, they would
rather drag their feet on finding Rudolph
along with the sender of the anthrax letters!
So much for the war on terra.
Sincerely,
Marty
Marty, the answer is simple:
The Bush Family Evil Empire is all about making billions.
The hunt for Eric Rudolph won't produce a single barrel of oil,
and it won't produce any billions for the B.F.E.E. so why should
he bother?
If Halliburton needed a pipeline in the Smoky Mountains,
Rudolph would've been caught before sundown on January 21, 2001.
Bombshell details of sexual abuse
Sick Excerpt:
The Archdiocese of Boston was obsessed
with preventing ``negative publicity'' when it
allowed a known child rapist to remain
a priest in Massachusetts, New York and
California during the 1980s and 1990s,
explosive new church documents show.
The Rev Paul Shanley admitted openly and
repeatedly to raping and sodomizing minors when
confronted by church supervisors under
two Boston archbishops, Humberto Cardinal Medeiros
and Bernard Cardinal Law. Nonetheless,
he received glowing referrals to ministries in CA and NY.
Hey, you Catholics out there - how long will you stand for this?
How many more of these headlines will you read before YOU do
something?
Subject: Crossfire
Hey BC ... I've been watching the new Crossfire
.. .do you get the same feeling I do
... that the two religo-monkey-dittobangs are
getting very frustrated that they can't get by
with the usual unanswered dittomonkey bullshit
on that ONE program?
John
John, there are no ditto-monkeys who can handle Ol' BartCop,
so imagine the problems they're
facing trying to tackle Carville and Begala, men who actually know
what they're talking about.
Quotes
"BuzzFlash.com is the shrillest and most
dimwitted political site on the web."
--
the Wall Street Journal
When was the last time the Whore Street Journal got it right?
Everybody knows that bartcop.com is
more shrill and dimwitted than buzzflash.com
Our national debt has hit $6 trillion for the first time
Bush is raping the treasury - and nobody cares?
Oh, God, what have we done to deserve this?
From: Patricia R
To: randallbloomquist@clearchannel.com
Subject: Kathleen Willey's radio show
Dear Mr. Bloomquist;
Thank you for your reply.
I'm not terribly disappointed as my expectations
were not particularly high.
After all, your station employs Dr. Laura, that
self-proclaimed arbiter of morality
who happens to have pictures of herself on the
Internet that would make a sailor blush.
Then there is the convicted felon, G. G. Liddy
who tells his audience to "aim for the head" when
dealing with ATF agents and states that he uses
cutouts of Bill and Hillary Clinton for target practice.
And let's not forget Rush Limbaugh that paragon
of virtue and courage who supports sending my sons
off to war while he used his anal cysts to keep
himself out of harm's way.
Quite a rogue's gallery you've got there.
And they call us liberals immoral.
Patricia R
Say a prayer for Ann Coulter
She was horribly disfigured in a recent drinking accident.
What a night for TV!
Last night's 24
was the most exciting episode yet, but don't you just want to slap that
idiot Kimberly across the room? She plays the Jodie Foster character
in "Panic Room"
every week, making every possible wrong decision at the worst
possible time.
Once you get past that, it's a roller coaster of a show.
Also, isn't it pretty obvious that Jack's boss is the mole?
I mean, there's nobody else left to suspect, unless it's Nina's
boy,
but he's been too helpful to Jack to be the traitor.
Then, The
Shield had another whiz-bang episode.
The crooked cops (our heroes) busted a drug dealer and stole
$200,000 worth of heroin,
but the cop with the loot wanted to get laid instead of securing
the dope and his SUV
was stolen - along with the $200,000 in drugs. I thought
Vic was going to ice his partner.
Maybe that happens next week.
Then another great episode of The
Osbournes, where Ozzy says no to drugs.
Did I just write that?
Ozzy told his kids, "Don't do f-ing
drugs. Are you f-ing crazy? Look at f-ing me!"
Question: With all the exposure this show's getting, why
don't we see Ozzy perform?
Last week's episode showed him on stage, mooning the crowd, but
why can't we see a song per episode?
Tonight, we have another rerun of West Wing.
Are they trying to kill this show?
BC, Scott Armey, son of Big Dick Armey, lost in
the run off for his dad's vacated seat.
It was a nasty campaign as you might imagine,
with letters to the editor on a daily basis,
as well as an ugly story about Armey the day
before the election.
The man is a jerk, and he learned how to be one
at the feet of a master.
The man who won is a Republican moderate who has
from time to time, voted Democratic,
is pro choice and wants something done about
health care in the US. He seems like a good fellow.
The kicker is that Armey was expected to win
easily in a heavily conservative repub area.
Maybe things are changing.
Kate.
Del Castillo
- "Mr. Ax"
Thursday, April 11th
Live at Steamboat - Austin, Texas
We have confirmed two surprises for Juliefest2002
...but if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise.
From: MAB
...you commented about the plane in the Pentagon.
Snopes has a big story on this,
and an explanation as to why it really doesn't
appear that a big plane went into the Pentagon.
I'm not that much of an engineer to be able to
explain that if two planes carrying the same
amount of fuel crash into different buildings,
why is one building devastated and the other
suffers not as much damage as the other building.
The big question for me would be
"Then, where IS Flight 11?"
I have come to the conclusion there is no missing plane.
I asked some questions and got some satisfactory answers.
Hope your Juliefest comes off well.
Still don't know why certain Democrats who can
really afford it don't give her some money.
Why isn't Carville just DONATING everything?
If Democrats feel that JHS really saved the Clinton
presidency,
they sure have a funny way of showing it.
James Carville is doing so much for this, he is our top contributor.
As for the Democrats - I think that's why James had to write the book
"Stickin'"
because we don't know how to be loyal, don't know how
to fight back,
don't know how to stick together and we damn sure don't want
to win any elections.
Quote of the Weak
"Higher gas prices are a great concern to this
administration because they strain
the budgets of America's working families,
raise the cost of goods and services,
and ultimately create a drag on the
economy that can impact the livelihood of working Americans."
-- Energy Sec. Spencer Abraham, who became an Arab when Bush
needed diversity
That poor Bush boy - his heart is breaking over the working families'
plight.
Bush doesn't want his oil buddies to reap those extra
millions.
He hates when that happens.
Why, Bush feels so badly for those poor people, he's going to
have his friends
tear up Alaska with their drilling rigs so they can sell more
Alaskan crude to Japan.