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Bartcop.comIt didn't happen.
You know it.
I know it.
The American whore press knows it
But the spineless Democrats believe every stupid goddamn charge Rush and Hannity think up.
Thanks to Mediawhoresonline.com for uncovering that obscure story.
Nancy Reagan Calls Smirk "Village
Idiot"
by Cindy Adams
Swear to Koresh version that's online right now
Click Here to see the forever version
A Presidents Day poll puts the U.S.A.'s favorite
all-time prez of all time at Ronald Reagan.
Which brings me to my first tasty tidbit. Which
will be denied.
But, kiddies, trust mother.
I'd bet my hairpiece on it.
Nancy is disthrilled with the White House's newest
occupant.
Not enamored of him, didn't vote for him, and,
while everyone
gives George W. high marks, she calls him "The
Village Idiot."
And that's one of her nicer names.
Announcement
Randy Weaver and Bo Grietz are in K-Drag
AGAIN this weekend.
The two of them have a booth at the K-Drag
Gun and Knife Show.
They sign autographs for a fee.
And for an extra fee, Bo will lift his
shirt and show you where he shot himself
in a dumb-as-Smirk suicide attempt when
his wife told him to go fuck himself.
How does an experience soldier (was he
a colonel?) try to commit suicide
by shooting himself in the damn stomach?
And Randy Weaver?
He's a real charmer, that Randy is...
Randy will tell anyone who will listen how
horrible
it was when Bill Clinton
personally ordered the assassination of
his wife, who was holding a weapon
no more dangerous than her baby when Lon
Horiuchi put that bullet in her brain,
...even tho Smirk Daddy Bush
was president at the time.
Has anyone ever made more money from their
spouse dying
during the commission of a felony than
Randy Weaver?
Remember the Son of Sam Law?
It was supposed to prevent a felon
making big bucks off his crime,
but Randy Weaver selling sawed-off shotguns
to every Luftwaffler in all-white Idaho
wasn't really a crime because it had
nothing to do with Clinton's cock.
- so he makes his living off her corpse now.
Madonna has defended Eminem in a letter to a US
newspaper,
saying she finds the language of Smirk
"much more offensive".
"Since when is offensive language a reason for
being unpopular?
I find the language of George W much more
offensive," Madonna wrote.
Grammys, with Jon Stewart tomorrow night.
From: stesim@MUZE.com
Subject: The First president accused of rape...
WAS NOT Clinton. Actually, it was Reagan, and
far more credibly.
See below....
In Kitty Kelley's 1991 book Nancy Reagan:
The Unauthorized Biography,
actress Selene Walters claims that Ronald Reagan
raped her in the early '50s.
She was 19yrs old, he was 42. According to the
book, Reagan, then president
of the Screen Actors Guild, met Walters in a
Hollywood nightclub.
He asked for her address, and she gave it to him.
Later at 3 a.m., he arrived
unexpectedly at Walters' door and forced himself
on her, Kelley alleges.
People magazine got Walters to repeat the story
almost verbatim.
Walters denied one key element of Kelley's version
to People-
-that Reagan forced his way into her apartment--but
reaffirmed the rest.
It sounds remarkably like Juanita Broaddrick's
story:
"I opened the door," Walters
told the magazine.
"Then it was the battle of the
couch. I was fighting him.
I didn't want him to
make love to me.
He's a very big man,
and he just had his way.
Date rape? No, God, no, that's
[Kelley's] phrase.
I didn't have a chance to have
a date with him."
Walters--like Broaddrick--did not file charges.
And Kelley
maintains that Walters shared contemporaneous
accounts of
the encounter with friends. Ms. Walters' account
is somewhat more credible
than Mrs. Broaddrick's, however, in that she
doesn't have an ex-husband
around to contradict the most important parts
of her story.
.
Nevertheless, there was no tv network devoting
most of its time to it, and
no Wall Street Journal editorial page dumping
it into the national discourse over
the objections of its news division. It was not
the topic of discussion on every
talking head program, and Rush Limbaugh
never even mentioned it.
The call now from the Right and the media is for
Clinton to answer to the accusation.
When Reagan was approached with the charge
by a reporter outside one of his
biannual treks to church, he said, "I don't think
a church would be the proper place to
use the word I would have to use in discussing
that."
That was a good enough answer for conservatives, though.
From: Alaska Tom
Subject: I believe I flew from LaGuardia overseas
Alaska Tom here
BIG LIE, Clinton says he flew overseas from LaGuardia
to London years ago and the
repugnicants say that never happened. The
repugnicants say you couldn't fly overseas
from LaGuardia so Clinton is now guilty of some
major crime.
To the best of my memory I flew overseas from
LaGuardia airport to of all places,
Heathrow Airport outside of London in June of
1971. This was 30 years ago but I
believe my memory to be accurate. I departed
out of LaGuardia, but I flew back into JFK.
I believe it was a stretch DC8 for those who insist
that the runway was too short at LaGuardia
for such a flight. I cannot think of any
reason why US customs would need to be involved with
a departing flight, it is only on arrivals that
we worry about our borders. Therefore, the facilities
at LaGuardia were sufficient for departures to
a foreign land.
So if my memory is correct, Pigboy is once again
lying and getting away with it.
I heard Tony Snowjob stating that this proves
Clinton is lying as planes do not go
international from LaGuardia.. Hey Tony,
if I am right, you are a liar, not incorrect,
but a big ass liar who is such a poor reporter
he does not check easily confirmed facts.
So in my opinion, you are now both proven to be
a lazy and incompetent whores.
I have heard your ilk get it so wrong in the
past that you actually ask people to forgive you because
it COULD have been true. So Tony and Rush,
if I am incorrect in my facts or in calling you partisan,
lying, paid for, slanted, biased, nerdlike idiots,
my mistake, it COULD have been true.
Hey BC, if you decide to print this and either
one of these Clinton trouser snake grabbing mobsters
tries to sue me I could be in trouble.
I hope you will defend me for free if need be.
After all, I didn't call Paul Harvey a Horsefucker
until just now did I?
And at that I only quoted others who have previously
made that assertion.
Alaska Tom
Tom, several points:
The real problem here is two-fold:
Clinton is the first man in all of Earth's history
to have every word that leaves his mouth]
parsed for accuracy, subtle meanings and hidden
messages.
(Remember when they wanted to charge Clinton with
witness tampering because
they suspected he might've
worn a particular tie one day to send a signal to Monica?)
It's my opinion that nobody could speak
a lot and have, swear to Koresh, THOUSANDS of
Scarfe-whores and Fox News whores and CCN whores
and the alllllllll the rest running every word
Clinton says thru their Cray Super-Computers
and cross-referencing every utterance with a bank of
online encyclopediae to find out where Clinton
is "lying."
Jesus Heche Christ!
Yesterday Rush was SCREAMING
at Clinton because he claimed Clinton said something about
"East Harlem," and Pigboy said people in New
York don't use the term "East Harlem," so that was
further proof that Clinton was trying
to sell America's nuclear secrets to the Chi-Comms.
The only logical explanation is that Pigboy is
on Clinton's payroll, because every vicious lie that spews out
of the ugly pie-hole of the lying, Nazi whore
makes Clinton look better and better to sane Americans.
Second point - I am not an attorney.
I am 304 - 0 in court, but I don't have a license
to practice law.
You have to have an IQ of 70 to get a law degree.
Mine is 64.
There's so much I can't say about last weekend, but here's one thing:
Scary Perry took me to a fancy-ass seafood restaurant
called Copeland's of New Orleans,
and this was after I told him I don't
like crawfish, shrimp or swordfish.
(When it comes to fine food, my tastes are strictly
Cuervo.
The only fish I'll eat are Catholic fish sticks.)
So we get to this fancy-ass place and we sit in
the bar instead of the restaurant.
The young lovely asks what I'd like to
drink.
I told her I'd like some fine, luxury
tequila, what brands did she have?
She said, "Sauza is our house tequila, and we have Chinaco and Patron."
ha ha
"What kind of Chinaco do you have, ma'am?"
"We have three kinds of Chinaco," was her reply.
"Cool beans! I'll have the Chinaco Anejo," I said, and Scary said, "I'll have the same."
I'll be damned.
She brought our shots - and they were perfect.
The shotglasses were tall, slender and beautiful.
Wisely, she did not include kosher salt or any
fruit.
Slowly, we did our first sips...
I'll be damned.
This was the best-tasting shot of tequila I'd
ever had.
Sidebar:
As my previous testimony corroborates, individual
batches of Chinaco Anejo taste different.
This truly was the sweetest, fruitiest shot I'd
ever done of God's Great Nectar.
And before you ask, cause I know you will, this
was our first shot of the day.
I don't make serious judgment calls on fine tequila
while under the influence.
So we're enjoying the finest liquid in North America,
when Scary opens his menu.
He decided I needed to get to know the fine flavor
of fish, so he tells the waitress
to start bringing fish appetizers and continue
...until
he tells her to stop.
I tried to tell him, (and I can be very
persuasive with most people) but Scary Perry isn't like most people.
Scary tells me I have to try at least
one bite of each funny-fish appetizer.
I felt like I was on Survivor, the Outback.
But, he was my host and I was his guest, so I
made an effort to cooperate.
We ordered another round of fine, luxury tequila,
because I figured
'What better to chase the foul stench of fish
from the pallette than Chinaco Anejo?'
So here comes the first dish - artichoke hearts
with spinach sauce and butterfly pasta
with parmesan scallops or some crazy-sounding
crap like that.
I took a little bite, shot my shot like my name
was Sonny Crockett and ordered another one.
Meanwhile, Scary Perry is scarfing up seafood like he was in a Texas holding cell.
Then - second dish.
This time it was popcorn shrimp and popcorn crawdad
in some kind of pink sauce.
Koresh! I needed two shots if I was going
to try two kinds of fish.
This continued for a while.
Scary would order something funny, and I'd try
a bite, then chase it with a shot.
True to form, Scary would then scarf down the
rest of the dish like he was from fucking Bandladesh
Then - disaster struck!
The waitress told us we'd drunk the place out
of Chinaco Anejo.
As disasters go, this was a pretty big
one.
The young thing offered us shots of Patron
for free, but I couldn't do it.
You can drink Patron and then go
to the good stuff, as Jesus proved at Canaan,
but you can't drink the Chinaco
and then move on to the Patron.
It just doesn't work that way.
I told Scary I couldn't continue with his Survivor
experiment without an adequate chaser.
So he barks, "Waitress, bring the check!"
...and I'm like, "Hey, I'm still hungry. I've
had nothing but scales and funny sauce,"
so he let me order a damn $16 cheeseburger on
a croissant.
While I'm eating my $16 cheeseburger, Crocodile
Dundee walks in and sits in the next booth.
Well, that gave us the giggles, so we left before
I could finish my burger,
but not before Scary finished all my fries.
From: Nick Barlow piratecorps@onetel.net.uk
Subject: Future TV alert
'George W Bush, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!'
I just wanted to be the first one to use that
line on bartcop.com, before it sweeps the US
in a few months. Why? The Weakest Link
is coming to American TV later this year.
So, what is it? It's probably the most ruthless
quiz show ever invented, a
Darwinian cross between Millionaire and
Survivor.
You take nine contestants. You ask them a series
of questions over three minutes.
The more they get right, the more money they
win. Then, at the end of the three minutes,
you ask them all to vote for whichever of the
other contestants they think is 'the weakest link'
- the person who's got the most questions wrong
or is damaging their prospects.
This gets repeated again and again until there
are just two contestants left who go to head to head
for the prize fund - the winner takes everything,
the loser (like the other seven who were voted off)
goes home with absolutely nothing - no consolation
prizes, not even a souvenir T-shirt.
Beyond the basic idea, what makes The Weakest
Link so good is it's host, Anne Robinson,
a woman who makes Dr Laura look like someone
capable of a balanced argument.
ha ha
Unlike other quiz show hosts, who always strive
to be the contestants friends, getting them to
reveal interesting anecdotes about themselves,
Robinson quite clearly despises them.
None of this 'never mind, you'll do better next
time'
after a poor round, she prefers the
'In the last round you won a frankly pathetic
£50, who's causing you to perform so badly?' approach.
And, of course, she's responsible for the six
words no contestant wants to hear, delivered like some
uber-Nazi female prison guard as a contestant
gets voted off: 'You are the weakest link, goodbye!'
It's been one of the biggest hits on British TV
of the last year, one of the few shows that can
match Millionaire in the ratings, even
though the total prizes are a lot less, and now it's coming
to NBC, with the original host.
Unlike Millionaire, which replaced Chris
Tarrant with Regis Philbin for the US, The Weakest Link
will keep its British host when it crosses the
Atlantic, NBC bosses obviously having realised that
no one could do it quite like Anne Robinson.
So, there's advance notice of the next big TV
show. Just make sure you watch it
- even if you don't like it, it helps to make
money for the pretty much whore-free BBC.
Nick
---------------------------------------------
Nick Barlow - piratecorps@onetel.net.uk
Chief Overseas Correspondent,
www.bartcop.com
Nick, excellent report.
Good job.
I can't wait to see the mean version of
Laura
the Unloved.
Sub Commander
Refuses to Provide Account
What really
happened with those GOP fat-cats?
Whore City - The commander of the Navy submarine
that tore a Japanese fishing boat in half
has refused to speak to federal safety
investigators, the Washington Whore Post reports.
Citing advice from his lawyer, Cmdr. Scott Waddle
has told the NTSB he will only answer
written questions bearing on the sub's
efforts to rescue accident victims, the Post said.
"He declined to answer questions about the accident
itself,'' safety board spokesman
Ted Lopatkiewiscz was quoted as saying in Honolulu.
Why can't he just tell the truth?
Who is he protecting?
Why only written questions?
So Dick Cheney can help with the answers?
Why can't the commander answer without help?
Is he not competent to answer questions about
his own goddamn boat?
Who is he protecting?
People have died, Commander Waddle, and you can't tell us why?
Who are you protecting?
Is this what Smirk meant by "Help
is on the way?"
The sub commander obviously didn't want Republican
fat-cats on his ship.
He didn't want to play the court jester for these
rich assholes.
This was the GOP and Smirk doing a fundraiser,
nine people are dead,
and we can't get the facts?
Who is the sub commander protecting?
I remember the last time a military man refused
to talk - Ollie North.
Saint Reagan asked Ollie to tell him about Iran-Contra
and Ollie refused that order
from his Commander-in-Chief and he's still
a hero to the idiot-right.
If Smirk ordered Waddle to talk to investigators, would he?
Has Smirk given the order to stonewall?
Has Smirk given the order to delay?
Has Smirk given the order to obfuscate?
This isn't some overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom.
This is - dare I say it - depraved indifference
to human life.
We have nine dead, Smirk, and we can't get the
truth?
Who is the sub commander protecting?
From: joeb@buckeyeinet.com
Subject: Kick their ASS Bart!
I`m glad that you are sticking up for Bill, I
know he is reading you.
Someday you will probably hear from him!
I`ve said this before but shit, you're about all
I read anymore.
May good things come your way, Bart
You are a true Dem.
Be reading you,
Toledo Friend
joeb
ha ha
If only Smirk was as smart as Dan Quayle...
BUSH IN SCIENTOLOGY SHOWDOWN:
DIVERSE RELIGIOUS GROUPS POISED
TO TEST CHARITABLE INITIATIVE
President Bush is headed for a religious showdown
on Tuesday when his new
Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives
opens its door for business
and new questions are raised about exactly what
constitutes a "legitimate religion".
Out of the gate the Church of Scientology is planning
to ask Bush for money
to fund its controversial drug rehabilitation
and literacy programs.
But Bush said in an interview last year: "I have
a problem with the teachings
of Scientology being viewed on the same par as
Judaism or Christianity."
While established charitable programs, like those
run by Catholic Charities and
the Salvation Army, are expected to have little
trouble winning further government
support, it is the smaller programs run by "less
traditional faiths" that will test the
president's promise to avoid discriminating on
the basis of belief,
the New York Whore Times is planning to front
on Tuesday.
The church of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon hopes
to receive grants to promote
its abstinence programs in schools and Hare
Krishna devotees also want in.
Will Bush's office grant federal money to a religious
group that depicts the
Creator as a baby-faced boy with blue skin?
TIMES reporter Laurie Goodstein is preparing a report to coincide with opening day.
In recent weeks, the Anti-Defamation League has
lobbied behind the scenes for assurances
that Bush will not enter into partnerships with
the Nation of Islam and leader Louis Farrakhan.
May the best God win.
Developing...
-----------------------------------------------------------
Filed By Matt Drudge
Well, here we go:
Smirk is about to take the BartCop Quiz, specifically - "Who picks the Prayer?"
Smirk's going to take MY tax money and give it
to the Moonies?
The Moonies have been pumping MILLIONS into the
Bush family for decades,
and the shit-for-brains American whore press
will not report that FACT,
and it looks
like the Rev. Sun Myung Moon is about
to get the payoff he's been waiting for.
You religious frauds like Bill Bennett and Jerry
Falwell are going to allow this?
You Catholics like Hannity, Chris the Screamer
and Tim the Whore are going to allow this?
Whose money is that, Mr. Resident?
Why are you taking my money, at gunpoint if necessary, and giving it to the Moonies?
This is horseshit!
Written by Tony Clifton and BartCop
Subject: The Clinton Legacy Pt
2
(see original, below)
>First president sued for sexual harassment?
>First president accused of rape?
Well this is a fine how-do-you-do.
Rape?
RAPE?
ACCUSED OF RAPE?????
Since when do accusations carry more weight than facts?
-First President convicted of drunk driving
-First President to do community service without having to explain why to the press.
-First President with three convictions - at least!
-First First lady to kill her fiance.
-First VP to be convicted of drunk driving - twice!
-First attorney general seen as a Nazi by 100 million Americans
-First President to go AWOL from his his post during wartime.
-First Administration to fabricate White House vandalism charges.
-First Administration to fabricate Air Force One vandalism charges.
Hmmm...did I forget anything?
Oh yes, how silly of me:
FIRST PRESIDENT TO STEAL AN ELECTION!
The whore press tells us accusations about Clinton are more important
than convictions or guilty pleas by the current Commander-in-Thief.
Don't believe the lies of the American whore press.
Great Political Half-Truths
"Right after his inauguration, President Clinton
signed his first executive order barring
senior administration officials, for the first
five years after leaving the government,
from lobbying any agency with which they had
been involved. This first official act of
the Clinton era established, a White House
press release proclaimed, 'the most stringent
ethical requirements of any administration
ever.' Eight years later, just before leaving the
White House, Clinton signed a new executive
order revoking the first one."
-- Jeff Jacoby, Senior Whore at the Boston Globe
Hey, asshole, tell them the reason.
Clinton said he revoked that order because the new administration wasn't
friendly.
Clinton's "vandals" couldn't lobby Smirk's thieves very effectively,
now could they?
Clinton says if Gore had won, he would've kept the order.
You don't believe him, I do.
In a way that could be considered "a tie,"
but since you tried to hide the truth, we can't trust you.
From: dr.bomb@usa.net
Subject: Stupid Media Whores
On CNN's "Ahead Of The Curve" the anchors, after
covering Clinton's speech at Oracle,
had the fucking gall to mention, and I'm paraphrasing
at the top of my head right now
because this REALLY pissed me off...and this
is only the beginning of my day:
"One of the items that Clinton never mentioned during his speech was the Rich pardon."
I can't believe how turned to shit the media is!
How about when Appointed Dictator Bush steps up
and makes a speech today will they play fair
and state, "one of the things not mentioned were
the pardons that Bush's father issued towards
the primary principals of the Iran-Contra affair
where the Reagan administration sold weapons
in exchange for the release of hostages and
helped open up the U.S. border to have the
Nicaraguan drug cartels better sell their product
within ghettoes close to the U.S. border which
helped fund the weapons in care of Oliver North?"
Stupid fucking media whores!
Is this what journalism has been reduced to?
They're not only compelled to gloss over the
details and be quite trite within their coverage
but also have you noticed how easy it is to "report"
THEN add a piece of off-topic filler such as,
"What didn't occur was?" It's that kind of "out"
where the media can still state,
"Well we're still stating the facts."
No shit that "fact" never happened because it
didn't!
Why the fuck do they mention it then (wait a
sec...Clinton's Cock?)
I could go over MANY things which never happened
like that if the check was large enough.
I couldn't because my principles would kick in
with a warranted "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT SHIT"
just like now and I'd not accept the cash. My
goodness, if these shits had ANY sense of dignity
they'd lock themselves within a closet with a
Luger and "do the right thing" for their contribution to this
type of "reporting." Of course I'd be there on
the case and mention, offhand with a straight face,
"What never occurred was the media's mention of
how the wife of Appointed Dictator Shrub murdered
a man with her vehicle while drunk. Speaking
of drunk, Ted Turner and Steve Case, in an other unrelated
detail which never happened during this major
event, were found passed out in leather Boy Scout uniforms
with an empty bottle of Jose Cuervo found between
them. As Turner laid on the floor with Case's body
slumped over the meeting desk with the bottle
hanging out of his rectum..."
but I don't report those details which never
happened like that.
Yeah, ANYONE can play that fuckin' game but I'd
kick it up a notch!
The fucking problem is that anchors and journalists
are paid the big bucks
to stay with the corporate line of what "sells"
instead of what happened.
CNN's "Ahead Of The Curve" anchors definitely win the nomination for "Media Whores Of The Week."
--dr.bomb
Great Political Quotes
Clinton's pardon explanation was faulted
by critics of his Marc Rich decision,
who said the former president appears
to have relied solely on Rich's lawyers
and their paid experts
in forming conclusions about the case.
-- The Whore Street Journal
If I'm not mistaken, the Whore Street Journal just said when a
Republican gets paid
to say something, he or she cannot be trusted and cannot be
taken seriously.
I've been saying that for years!
It's called "being a paid-for whore."
Does the editorial board at the WSJ read bartcop.com?
Prejudiced Bastards
Ronald Reagan has joined John F. Kennedy
and Abraham Lincoln
as those mentioned most often in a poll
that asked Americans whom
they regarded as the greatest president
of the United States.
-- the AP reports.
There they go again.
Out of 43 presidents, Clinton was 4th,
and they can't allow anything good to be said about Bill
Clinton,
so they just list the top three so they can cut Clinton out of
the story.
I have an idea.
I think everyone on TV or in print who says Smirk's tax cut is
a good idea
should have to disclose what their windfall would be if it goes
through.
We know Pigboy will reap millions by postponing paying
our debts.
Of course he's going to shill for a bad bill if it will
make him money
cause Koresh knows how tough it is to get by on $20,000,000 a
year.
Those Fox Nazi's should have their tax returns on the Internet
so we can see
why they're pushing SO HARD for this let's-not-pay-our-debts
bill.
McLaughlin and Novak and Sham and Cocky and that shit George Will,
with their multi-million dollar salaries all need a few extra
million, right?
But that single mother with three kids can go straight to hell, right guys?
What the hell kind of country have we become?
From: aubrey76@earthlink.net
Subject: Paul Harvey
Bartcop,
Love the site! I have been reading it for the
past couple of months or so.
I noticed you mentioned Paul Harvey and his comments
about the Dems turning on Clinton.
So, I was wondering if you heard the absolutely
unbelievable crap he told last week on his
"The Rest of the Story". My dad actually
heard the segment and recounted it to me.
He told about a fighter pilot who was highly regarded
among his peers.
Supposedly he was the sharpest flyboy in the
unit in both skill and knowledge.
Supposedly this guy was so smart they even called
him "Data"!
I had to pick myself up off the floor after LMAO,
but Paul Harvey insists Data is none other than
the shrub!!!
I knew Harvey was a friekin' Bush cheerleader,
but I guess there's no way to tell
where his shrub's rear begins and Harvey's lips
begin.
Just wondering if you'd heard this tidbit of
insanity.
Keep fighting the good fight!
Aubrey
Aubrey, missed that, but I believe it.
The insane horse molester has been lying for years.
I guess that's why they taught Smirk to fly an outdated plane,
one that had NO CHANCE to go to Vietnam because they had no
spare parts and no mechanics trained for repairs.
Yeah, they always put their best in the oldest planes.
You gotta go here and here.
http://www.mediawhoresonline.com/puckett11gif.gif
http://www.mediawhoresonline.com/puckett2gif.gif
The only way this could've been better is if it had numbers.
From: djdash2001@yahoo.com
Subject: The Clinton Legacy
Records set
- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
True.
The ditto-monkey congress could not control their anger at losing
two elections.
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates
Impossible to say.
1. Compared to who?
Nixon?
Reagan?
Bush?
2. Clinton knows thousands of people personally,
by name, and since every close friend
was chased by more FBI
agents than investigated TWA 800 and the World Trade Center
bombing combined, you
might have a case for "most people investigated," but convictions?
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
Possibly true.
The ditto-monkey congress could not control their anger at losing
two elections.
If the Democrats controlled the House,
they could make that statement false before Christmas.
That, in itself, wouldn't make Smirk guilty,
if we investigated his cabinet.
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
Probably not true.
1. Compared to who?
If I said you were the
"biggest asshole," would that be true?
Or would I need to qualify
my statement?
2. Name one natural-born American who fled
the country between 1993 and 2001.
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
ha ha
Stop it!
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
True.
The ditto-monkey congress could not control their anger at losing
two elections.
- First president accused of rape.
True.
The ditto-monkey congress could not control their anger at losing
two elections.
- Only first lady to come under criminal investigation
True.
The ditto-monkey congress could not control their anger at losing
two elections.
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
Non-specific.
I know Dole's campaign peoiple from 1996
had to do hard time, but "largest plea agreement?"
What does that mean?
Took the most number of pages to spell
out the allegation?
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
Perhaps true.
The ditto-monkey congress could not control their anger at losing
two elections.
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
Certainly false.
If that was true, why didn't they impeach him
for it?
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
Certainly false.
If that was true, why didn't they impeach him
for it?
- First president to pardon a fugitive on most wanted list
I guess that depends in the meaning of the word "is."
Is Marc Rich currently on the most wanted list?
HA_HA Bartcop freeks
ha ha
Is that anything like, "I rest my case?"
You didn't write that little list yourself.
I ditto-monkey e-mailed that to you.
I imagine your hand began to wander as you read through the list of
allegations.
You got an erection thinking about grabbing Clinton's cock, didn't
you?
Perhaps your family priest or minister could help you with your obsession
with Clinton's cock.
Betty Bowers has had some luck with her Baptists
Are
Saving
Homosexuals
program.
Would you like an introduction?
From: godzilla@net-link.net
Subject: John Derbyshire
I read your entry on the comments of John Derbyshire.
I have seen alot of mean-spirited crap thrown
around in the press but this stuff takes the cake.
What a KNOB!
The National Review would only have value if it were printed on toilet paper!
John Shifflett
Tonight on the Fox News Channel
8 PM
The O'Reilly Factor
"Bill Clinton - Why He
Won't Go Away"
9 PM
Hannity and Colmes
"Bill Clinton - How Guilty
is He?"
10 PM
Paula Von Zahn
"Bill Clinton - Media Hog"
11 PM
Beltway Boys
"Bill Clinton - Why He Won't
Give Up the Spotlight"
midnight
Brit Hume
"Bill Clinton - He Craves Attention,
But Why?"
1 AM
Tony Snow
"Bill Clinton - Why Can't He
Just Leave Us Alone?"
2 AM
The O'Reilly Factor (repeat)
"Bill Clinton - Why He
Won't Go Away"
3 AM
Hannity and Colmes (repeat)
"Bill Clinton - How Guilty
is He?"
...and they do this 24 / 7 / 52
From: Sophie
Subject: Laura
We gay folks have an inborn sense for detecting
others of our tribe.
Have you seen footage of Laura's baby boy?
Perhaps it's just a difficult, awkward adolescence
for the lad,
but many of us in my tribe believe it's possible
he's ONE OF US!
Would that be great, or what? Think about
how many preachers out there who
condemn queers to hell end up having queer kids.
Man, I just LOVE karma.
So, it's possible she may disappear off the face
of the earth altogether in a
few years--about the time her son realizes he
can't deal with the hypocrasy
and comes out, ideally in the media!
Sofie
ha ha
Derecheyche?
A deviant bunchkin?
Funny, tho...
Cheney, Gingrich, Schaffly, Mary Bono, Bob Dornan and Saint Reagan
and others
all have gays in their families, which would seem to prove my belief
that homosexuality is genetic,
but they INSIST it's learned behavior.
I finally saw last weeks West Wing where Bartlet lost the
nine soldiers in Colombia.
I thought it was one of the best episodes ever.
I thought almost every sentence was good for the entire hour.
How often do you get quality like that?
There was loads of great humor (Ainsley peeing in the closet)
and great drama (when Bartlet realized those nine men were more
than missing.)
...and nobody mentioned a word about it?
- The Josh and Donna stuff was good.
- The CJ and Ted McGinley stuff was good.
- The Toby vs. Begley stuff was very good.
"With friends like that, who needs anemones?"
Next time I'm stuck with basketball when a show is that good is
broadcast,
write to me, not to give anything away, but to tell me to be
prepared for greatness.
...and those conversations between Bartlet and the First Lady?
I don't know how she does it,
but when Stockard Channing is on the screen, even Bartlet shrinks.
Excellent episode.
A shot of Chinaco Anejo for the best show currently
on TV.
If you remember, a year ago the Bush camp had Matt Drudge print the
story that Liddy Dole
was photographed dancing naked on a bar and would have to bow out to
save face.
We have obtained that picture.
The American Whore Press
covers Bill Clinton
innuendo
rumors
gossip
outrage
tabloid journalism
conjecture
spin
sensationalism
scandal
allegations
potential misconduct
suspicion
possible appearance of wrongdoing
charges
ratings
evidence
I spent most of Monday night listening to Nazi propaganda on Fox
Whore News.
But O'Reilly said one thing that could be true.
He said the reason all the spineless Democrats are turning on
Clinton is because
he's out of power and if he can't do any favors for them they're
dumping him overboard.
That would explain the backstabbing by Schumer, Waxman, Daley, Lieberman and others.
That's the most likely explanation I've heard so far,
proving the spineless Democrats are also opportunistic whores.
...but I think I said that earlier today.
Does O'Reilly read and steal from bartcop.com?
The Dale Earnhardt controversy
Jan 23
From: smart-blonde girl
Subject: Shame on BartCop
Tisk tisk tisk...............My, my, we have been
awful shy lately.
I can remember when you asked where I went when
I disappeared for a while.
You never write anymore, you never ask about
me,
and you seem to not be interested in young women
anymore.
Why are you acting like a typical man?
I thought you were a Liberal.
SillyGirl
Feb 16
From: smart-blonde girl
Subject: Picture of BartCop
Bartcop,
I guess you got soooooo big that you don't answer
your email any longer.
I want to know if you could email me a picture
of you holding your glock?
I get turned on seeing a man holding a gun, especially
a man with your status.
Luv,
SillyGirl
Feb 18
From: smart-blonde girl
Subject: Male Chauvanist = Bartcop
After writing many times only to get no reply
I'm beginning to understand those people who
call you a male chauvanist.
SillyGirl
...anybody need a stalker?
From: jack@democratic-alliance.com
Subject: Democrats' Bipartisan Folly
For the story about how the Democrats got hoodwinked
Click Here for the official version
Click Here for the forever version (same, but permanant)
Excerpt:
Eight years ago, after Bill Clinton's victory,
Democrats shelved ongoing
national security investigations involving President
George H.W. Bush.
They even kept quiet about his extraordinary
Iran-contra pardons that
may have represented the first time a president
used that power to
protect himself from possible incrimination.
The Democrats apparently thought letting Bush
leave gracefully was the
bipartisan thing to do. Republicans, however,
had very different plans
for Clinton, both then and in the weeks after
his departure from office.
Read the Previous
Issue
It had everything - words of wisdom, two
strokes, a disgrace and a great TV show gone bad.
Copyright © 2001, bartcop.com
Thanks for the fumble,
Dude.
