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Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"The only way to stop a bully is to beat
the xxxx out of him.
Most bullies have a bully parent,
...usually the mother."
-- Herr Goatsucker, third hour
But Rush, when your mother died, you said you loved her.
Now we find ouit she bullied you all your life?
We assumed it was your father who made you wear those dresses
But it was your mother?
Why let that out of the bag, Rush?
Marta, can't you get him to take his medicine?
VCR Alert
- There's a Janet Jackson "salute" of some kind on tonight.
As always, they have screwed it up and
done everything wrong. Janet will sing one song (in a tasty little
white nothing-there outfit) and for the other 85 minutes
we're expected to suffer thru N'Sink, Bill Bellamy, Taye Diggs,
Jamie Foxx, Shaquille O'Neal and Michael Jackson
sends a video "wassup" to his sister. If this was 90 minutes
of Janet Jackson, I'd watch, but noooooooooooo.
This is the Sony conglomerate pushing every act they have on
us in pretense of paying tribute to the nasty Ms. Jackson.
Remember when Roger Waters performed "The Wall" in Berlin when
it fell? I fell for it, because "The Wall" is one of
the greatest rock albums ever, and I wanted to see a killer live
version of it - but what did we get?
Cindy Lauper, Van Morrison, Rick Danko and Sinead O'Connor, (who
did not tear up a photo of the Pope) and
every loser act that Polygram couldn't keep off the stage.
I expect similar treatment tonight.
Quotes
On the way to his first visit to Florida since taking office,
Bush said continuing
analysis of the state's ballots isn't recounting.
"That's all re-voting," he
said in an interview with USA TODAY.
His tone was scornful as he added,
"I don't know how many
times I have to win the recount."
Hey, Dickhead, I have a thunderbolt for you:
You haven't won shit.
You were appointed to that job by your Daddy's friends on the Whore Court.
...ignorant son of a bitch.
...and don't think I'm having a stroke when we re-visit this story:
In Florida, a DOZEN or so protestors carried signs saying
"Gore Won" and
"Bush stole the election."
Today's earlier story (see below) was from the AP.
This story is from USA TODAY.
You'll think I'm being picky, but there's more than 300 percent
difference between
two people held a banner + while a third
carried a sign (that's THREE people) and
a DOZEN or so protestors carried signs.
Obviously, at least one of them is lying.
They saw the same two signs, so they can't claim
they saw different groups of protestors.
The nameless "AP" claims three protestors, but Judy Keen of USA
TODAY is on record
saying there were "a DOZEN or so," which is techinically
more
than a dozen.
Am I splitting hairs? Maybe.
But why should the AP play down the protestors?
Why should Judy Keen claim there were 12+ is there were only
three?
Answer: They are bought-and-paid-for whores.
You can't trust the press.
Ugly Alert
Sidebar:
I know what you're thinking: With BartCop,
everything is sex.
- You have the Party of Lincoln on the
non-stop Hunt for Clinton's Cock.
- You have Hardon Kenny staining his copy
of the Impeachment Referral with his semen.
- You have "backdoor" Bettina Gregory getting
wet while giving impeachment updates.
- You have the House Managers so caught
up in the rape of the Constitution that
they can't stop until they
have their ugly ejaculation.
It gets worse - it gets so much worse.
I have one more for you, and it's not going to be pretty.
Subject: The mean-spirited whores of the GOP using
JFK's voice to push for tax cuts.
A. They want big tax cuts, we think it's unwise.
B. They have their point of view, we have ours.
C. They want to win, we want to win.
D. They think they're right, we think we're right.
E. Everyone lies, everyone exaggerates, it's called politics.
...but using the voice of a martyred Democratic hero, over the
stern objections of the family
is just more proof that the sons of bitches have no heart.
You want to know the ugly truth?
The Republicans, led by Pigboy and Hannity get erections when
they drag JFK's memory thru the mud.
Truth be told, that tax cut doesn't matter to them.
Repeat: That tax cut doesn't matter to them.
They would gladly give up that tax cut, as long as they get to
rub JFK's face in the dogshit of
"lower taxes to help every household
and every business."
Tearing down the Democrats, and what they stand for, means more
to them than tax cuts.
Their minds are so sick, they don't even want to win.
Their only goal is to be sure we lose.
Can I prove that?
I submit the proof has been around for years.
If I'm wrong, explain the logic behind Gingrich, Barr, Burton,
Livingston, Hyde and the rest
going after Clinton in some goddamn Dirty Laundry Contest.
Go ahead - I'd like to hear your explanation.
They didn't care if they lost their power, their families and
their reputations.
All that mattered was "destroy Clinton."
Like Christopher's induction ceremony into the Mafia, when you
join the GOP, you have to swear
that "getting the Democrats" means more to you than your wives,
your children and your parents.
Can anybody deny the facts before your eyes?
If that's not the case, what the fuck were Gingrich, Barr, Burton,
Livingston, Hyde and the rest thinking?
They KNEW they were likely to be exposed if they started down
that path of destruction,
but it didn't matter because there was a chance they could
stick a shiv into Clinton.
They didn't even take a calculated risk, they just went for it,
like a dog in heat.
No, it's not Ol' BartCop who has sex on the brain.
I'm just calling it the way it is.
And what do we have to fight back with?
1. The fake Democrats, who'd rather switch than fight.
2. The whore media refuses to print the real stories that affect real Americans.
3. Thank Koresh for websites like:
dailyhowler.com
onlinejournal.com
american-politics.com
mediawhoresonline.com
cunninghamstrikes.com
rackjite.com
chadsux.com
bushwatch.com
consortiumnews.com
gorewon2000.net
I know there's a lot of great sites that I'm leaving out, (I feel like Sally Field) but just remember:
The whore press cannot be trusted.
The next time they tell us the Clintons stole this or vandalized
that,
just remember the lazy, lying sons of bitches are trying to score
some easy money
and they don't mind fabricating a story because it beats
working.
Joe DiMaggio was right - Fuck the Press
From: jmooradian@rcn.com
Subject: Marination and grilling
Bartcop,
Never let it be said that you
shouldn't grill something after marinating.
In fact, the two go together like Mom and apple
pie as far as I'm concerned.
As a matter of fact, I'm working on a recipe
right now that involves grilled chicken
(leave the damned bones in there, boneless has
no flavor!) marinated in a tequila-vinagrette.
I figure if the recipe comes out right, it might
provide a use for all of that Jose
Cuervo crap that up until now is best used as
a degreaser for your stove.
But seriously, any method
of cooking is going to impart a particular flavor to a food
regardless of what it is. Just because something
is marinated doesn't mean that grilling
will take away that flavor. What grilling does
is impart a kind of smoky flavor that can
mask some more subtle flavors (things like quality
oils, marjoram, parsley, etc.) while
accentuating others (things like peppers, vinegars,
molasses [a must-have for a good
barbecue sauce] and seasonings like oregano or
cumin).
Like anything else, some thought
should be given as to how the ingredient flavors in a
recipe will develop as they are exposed to the
desired cooking process. However, one
should also bear in mind that in cooking, there
aren't any hard and fast rules that one has
to abide by when developing a recipe. If it tastes
good to you, do it.
Johnny Crash,
Sous chef and liberal-in-chief
Vecchia Roma Ristorante
From: hudly@earthlink.net
Subject: The Train Station Pub & Grill
BC,
Loved the menu at the Train Station.
In order to judge the quality of the joint I
have one very important question.
Were the onion rings frozen?
Ha, ha.
Bernie
Bernie, I cannot tell a lie.
Well, I can, and have, but I'm being honest now.
...they were frozen.
I don't know Dole about fresh onion rings, but let me tell you
this:
Our fried chicken was better than anything you can buy in any restaurant
in K-Drag.
It was fresh chicken breast, cut into strips, hand-rolled in flour
and buttermilk.
We also had the first Bacon Bit Nachos I ever saw on a menu.
Our burgers were dipped in Maggi Sauce, and flame broiled to
perfection.
The au jus for the French Dip was finer than frog hair.
Even the mozzarella sticks were the best I'd ever tried.
Oh, and our #5 sandwich, The Missouri Pacific was to murder
for.
If it wasn't the best, it wasn't on the menu ('cept for the O-rings)
But it wasn't all perfect:
Sadly, Jose Cuervo was our finest tequila.
Ignorance can be sooo sad.
Money
USA TODAY reports Bill O'Reilly of the Lying O'Reilly Factor will
sign a new contract
in the $4,000,000-a-year range for telling lies about
Bill Clinton and prominent black leaders.
Yet Mary Moretti accuses me of spending eight hours a day on this website "for the money."
Mary, if I was in this for the big bucks, I'd be a highly-paid
ditto-monkey whore.
You see, the truth doesn't sell as much as the dirty, scummy
lies - and I accept that.
Why do you think Laura and Pigboy make the multi-millions?
Oh, I forgot, after Volume
424 you said you'd never read bartcop.com again
and you were going to tell your friends to never read again,
either.
I guess I should've been more of what you wanted me to be, instead of what I am.
Collective
unconscious
A stunning absence of outrage as Bush names Iran-Contra
figures to two key diplomatic posts
By Eric Alterman MSNBC CONTRIBUTOR
Excerpt:
OUT OF THE LOOP?
What was Bush the elder so concerned about? Perhaps
it was the fact that Weinberger’s diaries
implicated him in the Iran-contra cover-up and
demonstrated that without a doubt, he had lied
about his level of knowledge of the entire operation.
(These pardons were politically far more significant
than any of the foolish pardons issued by
Bill Clinton in the final moments of his term,
despite hysterical press coverage indicating otherwise.)
No doubt the younger Bush wants to behave as
if his father did nothing wrong in participating
in Iran-Contra and then lying about his having
been “out of the loop” afterwards.
The Liberal Media?
(Quotes from dailyhowler.com)
These whores are called "liberals" by the Washington Smirk
press.
Rush calls these people "Clinton's shill media"
AL HUNT: The former first lady hasn't
been any more discreet than her husband.
Her record $8 million
book advance and shakedown of friends for gifts
before she became senator
was ethically dubious and politically dumb...
Gee, Al, thanks for being a friend when they were kicking your president.
MARGARET CARLSON: What's most revealing
here is not the gifts themselves—although it is
hard to picture one
adult giving another a sofa—but how horrified people were at the very suggestion
that Hillary would
lean on supporters to furnish her house. The Clintons have long
dismissed the
criticism of those in
the vast right-wing conspiracy whom they don't respect. But how do you
dismiss
the views of those you
do respect—who insist you would never sink so low, until they are silenced
by proof of your grasping?
Gee, Margaret, thanks for loading the guns for Hannity, Pigboy and O'Reilly..
Was Margaret this upset when they gave Red-Ink Reagan his furnished
mansion?
Another member of "Clinton's shill media," Rush?
JUAN WILLIAMS: Well, you know, the whole thing
now really boils down to corruption in terms of access.
Now, you can get access by being a member of
the family, in which case you can just kind of float in and out,
as Hugh Rodham, as Roger Clinton. Or you can
ante up in terms of dollars, which is what I think we're seeing
more and more become apparent, in terms of Beth
Dozoretz and Denise Rich, that these were people who
were big fundraisers—the number of times that
Denise Rich visited, you know, it's repeated by some,
but it's truly stunning that this person is in
the White House.
Some people say she may have had a key. It's
unbelievable.
Juan, "some people" say you have class, but that doesn't make
it true, does it?
"Some people" say you're not an Uncle Tom, giving Smirk
all the Monica he wants.
Jesus Christ, if I'm ever in trouble, don't let any of these Judas traitors defend me, OK?
In today's whore America, these whores are considered "the liberal
press," and they enjoy
the lying, the back-stabbing, the fabrication of horseshit,
and they love fucking their friends.
I have blisters on my fingers, and it seems like nobody even knows we're getting screwed.
Quotes
"I give good nag."
--Laura the Unlaid
Did you see where they signed Doug Flutie to a six year contract?
San Diego gave him $30 million.
I like Flutie allright, but he's 38, for Koresh's sake.
From www.legitgov.org
Denis Leary Gets New Cop Show
I like him a lot as a comedian.
Haven't seen much of him lately, tho.
NEW YORK (AP) - Denis Leary, the often foul-mouthed
comedian,
has a new perspective on working blue: He's got
a new cop show.
In ``The Job,'' Leary plays a boozing, cheating,
chain-smoking detective
who sometimes catches the bad guys - and sometimes
doesn't.
Leary got the idea after watching real New York
City detectives at work.
"When I first started going out with these guys,
I was more interested in the
official ins and outs,'' the actor told The New
York Times on Sunday.
"But what struck me after all the going in and
out of the precinct was that these guys
were hilarious: the relationship stuff, the jealousies,
the attraction, the protective thing.
We got to see the stuff you don't see cops on
TV do.''
"The Job'' premieres Wednesday at 9:30 p.m. EST on ABC.
So my question is:
If we tune in tomorrow to watch his show, will he turn whore on us
and become Smirk's cabanaboy like Dennis Miller did?
Kennedys Decry GOP Tax Cut Pitch Using JFK Voice
Excerpt:
The letter from Carolina Kennedy Schlossberg
said the GOP ad
"intellectually dishonest and politically
irresponsible."
"I never remember Democrats whining like this
during the Kennedy initiatives"
said Scott Reed (R-Sonofabitch) one of
the consultants in the group airing the ad.
From: Cathy Thal
Subject: Pardons
Dear BartCop,
I hope it does your heart good to know
that you're helping the REAL liberals stay sane
in this upside-down dimension where we
have a fake president, a fake supreme court,
(the lack of capitalization is intentional)
and a fake Democratic Party. You always make
me laugh and that's not easy these days.
Your attacks on the whore media are so on-the-mark.
It's a scary country since November
and I'm not talking about the school shootings.
Without you and Bob Somerby, I'd have to
move to Canada, where at least they seem to want
to help their own people stay healthy.
I almost lost it when Bob Somerby quit for a
while (dailyhowler.com)
he's back now,
at least temporarily. I luuuv Bob Somerby. If
the Democrats could argue as cogently
as he does, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Enclosed is $25, I'll send more when I can afford
it,
probably after I get my BartCop tax rebate check
from the government.
ha ha
My question:
In all the whining about the pardons, the Repugs
and fake democrats keep bitching about
the Justice Department not having approved said
pardons. How often do they approve, I wonder,
and why bother having them review if the odds
are heavily against approval?
We can't count on the whore media to ask.
Can you find out?
Cathy
Cathy, good note.
I like the "fake Democrats" term, I may steal that.
I also like the Daily Howler, but I'm always jealous when he
gets quoted by the bigger fish.
Of course, his site is real, and this is, after all, a treehouse, so
I understand.
The Pardons:
I will throw the technical question open to the readers, but I can
tell you my opinion.
The pardon power of the president is absolute because the Founding
Fathers knew
there'd be times when an injustice needed to be righted.
The "outrage" of the Marc Rich pardon was fabricated by the whore media.
Nobody cares. If Clinton wasn't such media whore dynamite,
it would've been ignored.
We know all about the Rich pardon (which is the purpose of the Justice
dept review -
to verify the claims made by the pardonee's attorneys) and the whore
media pretends
this is so terrible and unconscionable.
But the real truth is this:
When Bush pardoned Weinberger and the gang to protect the memory of
Saint Reagan,
and keeping his own ass out of jail, he was covering up crimes we DON'T
know about.
What crimes did Reagan commit?
What crimes did Bush commit?
We'll never know because (broken record) it had nothing to do with Clinton's
cock.
In today's whore media, the only "crimes" worth investigating and covering
are the ones
that involve Bill Clinton and his zipper.
If the crimes involve nine dead Japanese - we don't care.
If the crimes involve missiong billions from the S&L's -
it's not a story.
If the crimes involve arming terrorist nations (and theft, perjury,
obstruction of justice etc)
it just doesn't matter because Clinton is not involved.
We have NO IDEA
what all Reagan and Bush and his CIA buddies successfully covered up,
and the whore press doesn't care because they are paid to ignore
the public's interests.
Smirk steals the White House, and the whore press doesn't care.
But when Team Smirk fabricates White HOuse vandalism stories, the press
eats it up, without proof
and they make it daily front page news for six fucking weeks.
You're right.
We live in a scary country.
Quotes
"Some of the Democrats here want to keep revoting
the election but if they would
listen to America they will find
Americans want to move forward.''
-- Our appointed Commander in Thief,
at a Florida Fourth Reich rally
Hey, Smirky.
You lost the popular vote, remember?
You lost the electoral vote, too, but Three Fingers don't
play that.
America doesn't like your snot-nosed, smirking ass, boy.
The whore media story continues:
Bush encountered few tokens of the lingering
bitterness among some Democrats
over the election's outcome and his motorcade
route was lined with flag-waving supporters.
Outside the civic center where Bush spoke, two
people held a banner reading
"Bush stole the election'' while a third
carried a handmade sign that said simply "Gore won.''
Now, isn't that a load of horseshit?
If there were three people demonstrating against Clinton, the networks
would have their
banners on the nightly news, with the slogan, "Has Clinton lost
his mandate?"
Whatever shitty things the Freepers had to say about Clinton (who actually
won two elections)
would be on ABC News radio every hour, and then that shit O'Reilly
would have them on
for an hour, then Hannity and Frank would have them on for an hour,
then Paula Von Zahn
would have them for an hour until the Beltway Boys came on, and on
and on and on.
...and speaking of the whores at Fox News,
I saw somebody, maybe it was John Hockenberry holding a round table
discussion
about Smirk's deficit-exploding tax cuts for the super-rich, two-yatch
set.
The topic was not "Is this plan good for America?"
The topic was not "Can we afford this boondoggle now?"
The topic was not "Is it fair to reward the rich - again
- and stiff the working middle-class - again?"
The topic was not "This tax cut is such a dog, it peed on my leg."
No, the topic was, "Is it smart politics for congressmen to go against the president?"
...and another thing about those whores at Fox.
I was cataloging some video the other day and ran across that recent
mini-interview with Susan McDougal.
The whole time she talked, those shits at Fox had a graphic super-imposed
on her chest that read,
"Pardons for Sale," as she spoke.
Fuck you, Fox.
That's NOT giving the facts so we can decide, you lying bastards.
That's a conscious manipulation and distortion of the truth.
That's taking a Hannity or Limbaugh-inspired horseshit
and assigning it fact status.
Fox isn't a news organization.
They're just really ugly Bada-Bing girls, and Rupy Murdoch is their
Tony Soprano.
...and another thing about those shameless whores at Fox.
There's a new kind of celebri-whore.
Juan Williams does it, Mara Liason does it, Chris Mathhews does it
- it goes like this:
When they're on their own shows, they are one hundred percent horseshit.
But when they go on NPR or The Today Show, they clean
up and semi tell the truth.
I remember a while back, Matt Lauer smacked Chris the Screamer around
on
The Today Show when Chris was screaming how "impartial" his
Nazi ass was.
Matt cut him off in mid-lie and called him on that horseshit.
Good for you, Matt.
Juan Williams, Mara Liason and Chris the Screamer want that easy whore
money
Oh, you looooooove that money, don't you?
But then, they want to pretend they still have reputations,
which proves they're even lying to themselves.
From: William_Aston-Reese@ScotiaCapital.com
Subject: The Train Station Pub and Grill
Did you really marinate the chicken breasts?
If so, didn't char broiling defeat the purpose
thereof?
Regards,
war
I dunno.
I have a degree in food (required at all K-Drag restaurants)
but all they told us was "keep warm stuff warm and cold stuff cold."
...but Emeril Lagasse does it all the time.
The BartCop Tax Plan
The Concord Coalition, a Non-Partison Think
Tank including Robert Rubin and Warren Rudman,
said today that we should have a modest tax cut now and in 4 or 5 years
look at it again.
Their statement was echoed by Sen Edwards (D-Carolina) on Meet the
Whore Sunday.
As we know, the modest 300 billion dollar BartCop
Tax Plan can be revisited each year.
After the recent Stock Market collapse
the need for Economic Stimulus is clear.
Can anyone tell me what plan would provide a better stmulus at precisely
the time it is needed?
This slowdown can be over by Christmas if Democrats will get behind
the Bartcop Plan.
What will happen to the Stock Market the day after The
BartCop Tax Plan is passed?
Really, think about it. What would happen?
I know Democrats lost to a moron, but after giving 200 million people
$1500, how could they lose again?
And remember, if your spouse or kids work they get an extra $1500,
too.
In the interest of full disclosure, I declare that under The
BartCop Tax Plan I get $1500
and Mrs. BartCop gets $1500. Under the greed-driven Smirk Plan
I get $60.
I invite Cokie the Ho, Chris the Screamer, and all TV blow-dried shit-slingers
who claim
to be giving impartial commentary on the greed-driven Smirk Plan, to
reveal
what they're getting for pushing the Republican's version of "fairness."
They can't, because they know The
BartCop Tax Plan is better.
It helps more people, it helps them faster, and it's 80 percentcheaper
than the greed-driven Smirk Plan.
With Smirk doing his best to
pave Denali, Yellowstone and Yosemite,
the imperiled critters, (unlike
the spineless Democrats)
are fighting back.
A special thanks to Frederick T. Borts in Hawaii.
(I don't have your e-mail address.)
Does Dave Matthews read bartcop.com?
Quotes
"You can't stop the future.
I think working with the future
will be easier than fighting it.
People were trying to ban cassette
tapes because they thought home taping would
destroy the recording industry.
Napster seems uncontrollable, but I think most people
have enough respect for intellectual
property that we can work something out."
-- Dave Matthews, today's USA TODAY
The first sentence was the most important.
The future is here, we're not going back to the pre-Napster
world.
They shut down Napster, but what did they gain?
Go to http://www.limewire.com/
It's today's Napster.
If they get a court order and shut it down, another will pop
up.
It can't be stopped.
It's the future.
I don't know who it was, because my mail program doesn't connect
atachments to the sender,
but somebody sent me a positively tacky picture of a girl having
a good time
with a young man and a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Shame on you.
ha ha
From: hooba@earthlink.net
Subject: Flying Monkey
Why was I banned from the flying Monkey room.
I can easily get in, I have software and I can
easily go anywhere I want.
But out of respect to yur site I wont.
What gives ??
I dont go in there to make friends or engage those
assholes in anything other than
a confrontational stance. In my opinion they
lie and are among the most brainwashed
Assholes on the net. I do one thing, kick their
Ass and they dont like it.
Is your site just for people who get along with
those Assholes???
Let me at them or tell who ever keeps Fucking
with me to leave me the fuck alone.
Do the flying Monkeys at the Sucks forum run
your site??
The sonofabiches are running the government now.
Pissed off in Long Beach
Hooba,
I'm not entirely familiar with your language and references.
I've been to the Sucks site, and found a bunch of spineless weenies
who don't
have the balls to stand up like men and face me, so they hide together
like simple
ditto-monkeys do and grab each other's ass and offer "dittoes" at how
superior they are.
That's all they've got - and I feel sorry for them.
It would surprise me to find out the DMs run that board, but I've been
surprised before.
Perhaps genslab@genslab.com
has set aside a room for the ditto-monkeys to play with themselves.
That might be good strategery.
But if it makes you feel any better, I'm six years now, waiting for
a ditto-monkey
to stand up and explain to me where I'm wrong and why their way is
better.
They can't.
They are cowards by nature.
They can't fight fair, so they gather in groups and pretend
and it makes them feel better.
My advice?
Accept victory, pour yourself a shot of fine, luxury tequila and thank
Koresh you were born
with logic and reason, free from the ditto-monkey/follower mindset
that possesses them.
= = = = =
I haven't been there in a while, so I cruised into the Sux forum, saw this:
From: salem_spellman@excite.com
Subject: Answer this, liberals
Suppose the left succeeds in derailing any meaningful tax cut? What does that mean to you?
You start off with a "stop beating your wife"
non-question.
How do you define "meaningful" tax cut?
A Lexus?
A Rolls Royce?
Another yacht?
Well I guess the liberals in Congress will have all that much more money to spend on votes.
How absurd and logic-free your "thinking" is.
We have a bought-congress, paid for by Big Oil,
Big Cancer and the NRA,
yet you think the liberals are the ones buying
votes?
What else, what about
the rest of the surplus? Even these big-spending Democrats can’t spend
it all,
as much as they love
deficit spending.
Complete horseshit.
Reagan spent us into near bankruptcy and Clinton
brought us out of it.
The Democrats have become the party of fiscal
sanity, which is proven once again
by our desire to pay Reagan's debts while you
scream for a trip to Disneyland.
Why don't we invest it to “shore-up” Social Security and Medicare?
That's the first sane thing you're written.
Where do you suppose
we invest it?
Well, we could invest
it where everyone else invests. Stocks, bonds, mutual funds.
But what happens when
the government starts investing more and more of the surplus that has been
pilfered from taxpayers
in stocks, bonds and mutual funds? Quite simple, really. The government
ends
up owning more and more
of the private sector.
Now, what sort of political system do you have when the government owns the means of production?
ha ha
Let me guess - socialism?
ha ha
Paying our debts is socialism?
Who told you that?
Hannity or Pigboy?
So, ...to be anti-socialists, ...we need an additional
5 trillion in debt?
You see what I mean about the Democrats being
the party of fiscal sanity?
Rush has done well with you, my friend.
Again, suppose the left succeeds in derailing any meaningful tax cut, what does that mean to you?!
Repeating a stupid question doesn't make it any smarter.
From: (wuthheld)
Subject: Your ego
Your Ego is so big, homeless people sleep under
it!
Thanks for letting us build and feed your shadow
ego, it't been an honor.
JG
Do we still have the right
to vote?
by Maxine
Waters
Excerpt:
This is not simply a black issue this is
a voting rights issue for everybody.
I think a lot of people are absolutely
amazed that their vote may not be counted
no matter what color they are.
From: (withheld)
Subject: About Socialism...
Bartcop, you are not a Socialist!
I would like to tell every Ditto-monkey who comes
to this website that Bartcop is not, repeat,
NOT a Socialist.
How do I know....? Well,
Bartcop, I know because I AM a Socialist, and
every time some redneck with a GED e-mails you
and calls you a Socialist or a
Communist, it bothers me, because you are neither.
Please stay with me, here.
Let us consult Webster's Dictionary. ::ahem::
Socialism: any
of the various social systems based on shared or governmental ownership
and administration of the means of production
and distribution of goods.
To simplify for the Ditto-monkies,
Socialism is an economic system in which the workers
--ninety percent of the population, say--control
the means of production. It's quite simple.
Socialism is NOT giving tax
cuts to the poor.
It is NOT social security.
It is NOT welfare, retirement
pensions, or even the 'socialized' medicine of Western Europe.
Are you following, everyone?
Bartcop is not a Socialist.
He is a Democratic Capitalist. For heaven's sake, stop e-mailing
him
and telling him that he's a Commie! I am
a longtime reader of Bartcop, and I have seen absolutely
no signs that he is a Socialist.
I read Bartcop because, although
I'm father to the left than he is, I like the fact that he says it's
not okay for the rich to shit all over the middle
and working classes and to destroy our environment
in the process. I lost a lot of faith in
the Democratic Party when they traded in their workboots for
Gucci loafers. I often vote Democrat because
the Socialist Party in this country is a sellout joke and
the only way to support the Average Joe
and the Environment right now is to vote Democratic.
The Greens are finally getting their shit together,
but they've got a long way to go.
I hope that you don't mind
getting an endorsement from a Commie Pinko like me, Bartcop, hahahaha.
I hope that this letter clears
up the confusion as to your preference in economic systems,
you Democratic Capitalist, you. HAHA.
In solidarity;
Morgan
P.S. I'm not a tequila
person---more of a whiskey girl myself--but I saw Chinaco Anejo
at the store
and decided to give it a shot. That's good
stuff! And please keep in mind that when I drink hard liquor,
I go for Johnnie Walker Black. But Chinaco
is really decent, I put the margarita mix away and
sipped it straight. And to think that I
used to drink Jose Cuervo, when Chinaco is only a few dollars
more!
No more Cuervo for me. Thanks for the tip,
Bartcop!
TV Guide has a great story about The Sopranos this week.
I don't know what this is called, maybe understatement, but TV
Guide says
HBO bought hundreds of bus stop advertising panels in
the New York area.
(If I had an art department or a staff, this would be so much
better...)
In classic understated fashion - and this is so cool -
the HBO people
bought these panels at bus stops and all it said was one word:
'March'
...and the only clue, if you looked closely enough, was
the letter "r"
in March.
It looked like this : 
Is that not the epitome of class?
Say a hundred people see that mini-billboard at the bus stop.
Fifty New Yorkers might say, "What the fuck is that?
March what?"
Another twenty might notice the "r"
is
different and mindlessly wonder why.
...but to the thirty who saw the "r"
and got the message,
it was sweet reaffirmation that the people who knew got the message.
I mean, how often is Hollywood subtle?
Sunday's episode was a great one.
We got to see the newest "made man" take his oath.
"You swear here today - that our family
comes before your kids,
before your wife, and
before
your parents. When you take this oath,
you're saying you're in this
family until the day you die."
ha ha
Poor Christopher (the maddog, donut attendant-shooting psychopath)
was afraid
he might be about to get the Joe Pesci treatment in "goodfellas."
This is why we watch The Sopranos.
That deadly mix of reality and absurdity that reflects how we
live everyday.
Not only did we see Christopher's induction, we saw the one-in-a-million
Pauley Walnuts,
one of the greatest characters ever invented, explain the rules
to newbie Christopher.
And when Christopher came up short, his old friend chopped him
off at the knees, so to speak.
They also gave us a good, old-fashioned armed robbery, which this
show needs.
I can't get into the Carmella redecorating subplots.
I can't get into the everyday, nagging problems as much as I
should.
I don't want the FBI stalking Tony.
Hey! Let the mob be the mob!
Show me some gandland rivalry!
And speaking of trouble, if you read the TV Guide, next week Svetlana
asks the Russian mob
to help her get her artificial leg ("worth $20,000 fucking dollars")
back from the spiteful Janice.
Poor Tony - next week he has to contend with Sack-boy from New
York, who knows
about Tony's occasional "epileptic seizures" and his visits to
the leggy shrink.
He has to contend with "Joey Pants" making a move on his territory.
He has to contend with Christopher's newbie mistakes.
He has to contend with the FBI's microphones planted in his home.
He has to contend with Anthony Junior's newly discovered panic
attacks.
He has to contend with the Russian mob demanding Svetlana's stolen
left leg.
...and to top it all off?
His baby girl hates him for calling her black/Jewish boyfriend
"Buckwheat."
(Time out for a sip of God's sweet sunshine - ahhhhh)
Right now, West Wing is the best show on television, no
doubt.
Right now, West Wing wears the heavyweight belt with pride.
But The Sopranos is calling them out.
By the end of May, only one of these shows will be the clear champion.
Is this not American capitalism/competition at it's finest?
We're seeing Leonard/Hearns.
We're seeing Ali/Frazier.
We're seeing Tyson/Holyfield, without the ear-biting.
Two champions, slugging it out, fighting for the title, "Best Show on Television."
...it's a good time to own a TV.
Quotes
"When I was younger, I was such a hueueueuge
fan of Led Zeppelin,
I would've cut off my right
hand to meet Jimmy Page."
-- Alec Baldwin, VH-1's countdown of Best
Hard Rock bands.
Alec, I know how you feel.
I'd rather meet Jimmy Page than Clinton.
...but,....now that you're no longer with Kim,
I'll bet you're damn glad you still have your right hand.
From: shaggi@ptd.net
Subject: Pigboy in Fantasyland
Hi Bartcop,
I was spying over at Pigboy's site today and saw
this
- it's the cover of his latest selfindulgent-propaganda
rag.
It looks like he superimposed his own blubbery
head on Russell Crowe's Gladiator body.
I'd puke if I wasn't laughing so hard!
Gawd!!
Shaggi
ha ha
Poor Pigboy.
All those hundreds of millions and he has the self-esteem of warm dogshit.
I almost feel sorry for him.
"A man, ...a legend, ...a way of life," is how the sick bastard introduces himself.
I wonder, is he a battered husband?
What could cause him to go to such lengths to seek approval?
Hiring a choir of black singers to sing, "Thank
God Rush is on the EIB."
I think of it as "Playing for Time."
And paying Paul Shankland and others, to praise his Wholy Infected ass.
"Talent - on loan from God," and the Christians don't mind???
It's OK if Rush "borrows" Jesus Christ's good name. After all,
Jesus Christ died on the cross for us,
and Rush hates Clinton, (and that's Christlike?) so we forgive
Rush for borrowing Holy God's name and dignity,
as long as he does a tampon joke or a Monica choking on Clinton's
cock joke, because, after all,
if Jesus Christ didn't stand for personal insults, well, you
just don't understand God like Rush or Papax7.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
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Thanks for the fumble,
Dude.
