Quotes
"Would we be better off if the reporters who
broke the story hadn’t broke it so he could
continue doing what he felt like doing
and he wasn’t giving a bad example? Isn’t this a
case of we don’t want to know it, don’t
ask, don’t tell and we shouldn’t have been told?"
-- Chris
the Screamer Matthews, who would be making sense if he was talking about
Clinton
and Monica, the greatest, most important story of the second millenium.
But no, he's doing everything he can to excuse high rolling Bill
Bennett, because The Screamer
is a Republican in Democratic clothing, working gard for every
day for the B.F.E.E..
Bart,
Today as I pulled up to the pump at my local
gas station, I spotted a pitiful looking car with
out of state plates. A very unglamorous
woman was behind the wheel and her husband was
paying at the window. He bought $2 worth
of gasl, Clearly, these people are not benefitting
from the Bush economy.
Anyhow the guy behind him in the cashier
line ponied up an extyra $10 so the impoverished
couple could go a few more miles. A stranger
helping a stranger - while out so-called president
the unelected fraud - cares only about
enriching the coffers of big corporations and his wealthy
buddies. Had Bush come across this
down-on-their-luck couple, he'd have probably laughed at them.
I relate this little slice of life because
it reminds me that there are good people out there who
deserve better than a government of, by
and for the wealthy, propped up by a corrput press.
HP Mecartea
Modern
day journalism
They whored last night's tornado warnings in Oklahoma
"If you change the channel, your family will die."
They talked old news for hours after the twisters moved on, wiping
out Survivor and C.S.I.
You don't want to be in the same room as Mrs Bart when they take
away her Survivor and
her C.S.I. - during a sweep weeks episode, no less.
The local CBS affiliate ran a crawler saying,
"We'll play Survivor and CSI
in their entirety starting at seven minutes after midnight."
Mayhem ensued.
Then it got worse.
CBS joined C.S.I. in progress and that's
not cool.
You can't join a murder mystery in progress, ...then it got worse.
The next CBS commercial was a Survivor promo for
next week, revealing who tonite's loser was!!
There are only a few things up with which Mrs. Bart will not
put. You don't mess with her Survivor
and you don't mess with her C.S.I., and if you
do, you'd better not tell her who got voted out because
she might take it out on her husband who is completely innocent.
ha ha
She says, "So, who's calling Direct TV
tomoro, you or me?" and I'm all, like,
"I volunteer to handle that for you, Honey,"
....I know the married men understand...
Subject: So why push the WMD's in the first place?
Bart,
So by now we're pretty sure there never
were any WMD's to begin with.
We know the BFEE are a bunch of liars.
But here's my question. If they knew there
weren't any WMD's, and since
so far they haven't even been able to plant
any, why push that angle from
the beginning, if they were going to be
caught in the lie?
Why not just push the 'liberation' from the start?
Are they that stupid? Or am I missing something?
Jay
Jay, they aren't stupid, they are opportunists. They know for
a fact that
the
press and the Democrats will remain silent no matter what
so they're taking every liberty and every advantage in every
situation.
Since they control the military, they don't have to worry what
the other nations think, either.
Did you that that joke Bush played earlier this week, asking the
UN to lift sanctions on Iraq?
What does it matter what the UN does?
If Bush wants to break the sanctions - he'll just break them.
Who can stop him?
Their power is absolute, and so is their corruption.
Danger seen in angry Iraqi youth
Excerpt:
"Abraham Ghanan's body is stunted by malnutrition
-- a 16-year-old whose sallow frame is fit for a boy of 10
-- but he keeps his arms strong, he says,
in hopes of throwing grenades with perfect aim someday. ''I eat in the
morning,
a little in the day, not at night,'' Ghanan
said, standing outside a US Army outpost in this city's center. ''But I
have strength
to kill. We want to put bombs on our body,
to make a suicide operation to show we are not down." "These soldiers,
they are the sons of George Bush,'' adds
Omar Nizar, a reed-thin, barefoot 14-year-old. ''We will fight them.'''
So, Bush has kids in Iraq and Mexico...
Subject: From the Source
God I am loving life since I have found
your site . I can see you , but you can't see me .
Your daily rant so confirms GW's success
as a leader . The stronger he gets , the nastier you get .
Call it the Bushometer , why not
? He appears to be pushing all the right buttons .
Especially yours . Needle , needle , needle
. Have you considered voting Republican ?
O.K. , dumb question . Of course you have
. And have hated yourself for it .
That's the first smart thing you have done
. Hating yourself . Just kidding .
Give old W a break , would ya ? He really
aint so stupid you know .
Last time I checked , retards don't graduate
from Yale and fly jets in the reserve .
...they don't get appointed to the presidency, either, but that's
Bush's life.
He's never once done a days work, he's never been in a fair fight
and
he's never earned any of the riches that have fallen into his
lap.
He's even a fraud as a human being.
God bless your pointy little heads !!
Eyes Right !! ,
Salute !!
To: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Subject: So long
I was a regular viewer of your show.
Lately, I am sick and tired of the Clinton
jokes.
He has been out of office for over two
years!!!!!
Either stand up to the current administration
or shut up.
The final blow: Having that ditto monkey
Denise Miller on.
I no longer can watch your show. It has
lost all enjoyment.
So Long, if you decide to go back to real
comedy I may return,
but I don't imagine that will happen soon.
Ben Kilman
Ben, we might be talking about the same thing - but I see it slightly
differently.
If they did a funny joke about Clinton, it would be OK.
The problem is they
strain so hard to try to make a Clinton connection. A forced
joke just isn't funny.
Dave is just as bad. I think both men have asked their staffs
to comb the newspapers
and if they see a story that contains the word, "desk," they
order their staff of writers
to find a way to put Monica under that desk for the giant guffaw.
The whole nation has been conditioned to worship Bush and forget
that he's a monkey idiot
who was never elected and has stolen
$11 trillion and gotten 140 of our boys killed.
Since they're not allowed to make jokes about the Corrupt Commander,
they look around and
ask, "Who else can we make fun of?" and since comedy writers
(except for those who work for
Jon Stewart) have become as lazy as reporters in Washington,
they fall back into what was
"funny" in 1998, which was five long years ago.
Quotes
"Tom DeLay's plotting was unrestrained; the
House Whip's machinations on behalf of impeachment
were the Founders' nightmare of American
politics turned Roman. Unlike Gingrich, he held his vanity
in check to focus his wrath on the
president -- a wrath he believed was divinely inspired. In 2002, DeLay
preached to the First Baptist Church
of Pearland, Texas, that God was using him to promote "a biblical
worldview" in politics, and that he
had pushed for Clinton's impeachment because the president held
"the wrong worldview."
--Sidney
Blumenthal, God's
whip hand
From biblestudyguide.org
Is gambling a sin?
Yes, gambling is a sin.
So is being a hypocrite and a whore.
Thanks to Karen S
...and the lives of 140 of America's bravest
and it seems there were no WMD after all.
How does this bastard sleep at night?
TV watchdog checks claims of bias on Murdoch channel
Excerpt:
"I'm not in favour of censorship, but Murdoch
would like to do with British television news what he
has done with newspapers, which is to force
people to compete on his own terms. "So if we allow
into Britain the kind of journalism represented
by Fox, that would bring about a form of censorship.
Saw it on http://groups.yahoo.com/group/darenet
Subject: Chinaco
Good morning Bart,
I finally opened the bottle of Chinaco Anejo
I brought back from Buffalo and sampled it last night.
Wow, now I see why you sing it's praises.
It was so smooth, I couldn't believe it. We're headed
back home for the 4th of July, so there
will be another bottle in my carry on luggage in July.
Thank you for recommending such a fine
product.
BTW, I found Sauza Tres Generations Anejo
at a local grocery store in Phoenix for $39/bottle - is it
pretty decent stuff? I bought Sauza
Tres Generations Silver at Price Club (Costco) a while back for
$30/bottle, but it's no Anejo.
Always buy the Anejo, and always
get 100% blue agave - it'll say that on the bottle.
I happened to be flipping through the channels
and caught Dennis Miller on Leno Monday night.
Is he Leno's part-time co-host (he's on
so often), or is this the only show he can get on any more
now that he is a Bush shill? He was
singing the appointed moron's praises while criticizing Ted
Kennedy and Tom Daschle for picking nits
(funny, I wish they would do their jobs and be more critical),
so I was cursing at the television.
After last night, my allegiance is now to David Letterman and CBS
- I've had it with Russert (Buffalo native)
and Leno/Miller on NBC being such right wing cheerleaders/apologists.
John P.
Momma,
lookie here!
Now I'm
a truck driver!
Quotes
"President Bush's address to the American people
announcing combat victory in Iraq deserved
to be marked with solemnity, not extravagance;
with gratitude to God, not self-congratulatory
gestures. American blood has been shed
on foreign soil in defense of the President's policies.
This is not some made-for-TV backdrop
for a campaign commercial. This is real life, and real
lives have been lost. To me, it is
an affront to the Americans killed or injured in Iraq for the
President to exploit the trappings
of war for the momentary spectacle of a speech. I do not
begrudge his salute to America's warriors
aboard the carrier Lincoln, for they have performed
bravely and skillfully, as have their
countrymen still in Iraq, but I do question the motives of a
deskbound President who assumes the
garb of a warrior for the purposes of a speech."
-- Senator Robert C. Byrd who has, Koresh forgive me, become a leader in
the Democratic party
A Great Steak
Like most people, now and then I enjoy a great steak. But
something has happened to fine cuts of meat.
I assume it has happened everywhere, because it's happened to
every grocery store in Tulsa. These days,
fine cuts of meat look like there used to be 100 steaks there,
and 95 people picked out a steak and these
five are all that's left.
I'm so old, I remember when steak was red. But when you go to
the butcher counter at a big grocery chain
these days, you only see steaks with giant white streaks all
thru them.
I've asked 3-4 butchers over the last two years what the hell
is going on, and each time they say
"People perfer the extra marbeling in steaks,
that's the way they make them these days."
Maybe I'm just old and set in my ways, but I want steak like it
used to be - I want red meat.
I hate to say this, because Wal-Mart and Sam's Clubs are killing
small businesses, and they're
as Republican as Tom Delay, but the best steak I can put my hands
on these days comes from Sam's Club.
Of course, being Sam's, you have to buy five steaks for $35, but
I liked the way they looked so I spent
the $35 and I'm damn glad I did. Twice in the last 10 days we
cooked New York Strip steaks on the
patio Bart-Grill, and it tied for the best steak I've ever eaten
in my life. Who would've thought an ultra-
Republican wholesale barn would handle the best steak money can
buy?
Somehow, Sam's has resisted this wierd move to extra-marbled,
white steak and they sell actual red meat.
I don't like saying nice things about them, but if they have
the best steaks, I'm going to say so, and they do, so I did.
Gooks
and porch monkeys?
'Mr. Republican' lets a few words slip
Excerpt:
"Two Denver disc jockeys stopped a live radio
interview with Michigan rocker Ted Nugent after he reportedly
used derogatory racial terms for Asians
and blacks. He made the comments Monday on the morning talk show
of Rick Lewis and Michael Floorwax on KRFX
FM. The DJ's say they've known the musician known as the
"Motor City Madman" a long time and have
had him on the show many times. They say they got calls after the
show from angry listeners, mostly from
people saying they were glad Nugent was taken off the air. Nugent is
a board member of the National Rifle Association
and is known for his outspokenness. There was no comment
from Nugent on the incident."
Nugent smiles after apparently
killing a buffalo, probably the
slowest moving big target in North
America - what a man he is.
When you're GOP, what's more fun than
killing an innocent creature?
TV Stuff
The way I remember it, one of the first great moments on West
Wing was in Season One, where Jed
explained to Zoey why she can
not be kidnapped, and why she has to follow the
Secret Service rules.
Mrs. Bart didn't like the scene, she said Bartlet was too overbearing
and unnecessarily mean (my words).
I vehemently disagreed, as much as I'm allowed to with her :)
When it's life and death, you have to put
"normal" and "polite" aside and operate on a new paradigm.
Jed was explaining the consequences of not screwing up
this one point. He explained to Zoey in a rage that
if she was ever kidnapped, that she might end up in a hut in
Uganda, surrounded by al Qaeda types with AK-47s
(this was pre-9-11) and the bad guys would likely demand that
Israel release their political prisoners, which they'd
never do, and that would put the president in the position of
being a father first and a president second and that
America could not afford to lose their president at a
time like this.
On Wednesday's West Wing, Frenchie slipped Zoey
some Exstacy, ...and Zoey doesn't do drugs. The scriptwriters
made it a point to mention that she has a panic button with her
at all times. They used that in Season One too, remember?
Some punks were leaning on Zoey in a bar and Josh hit her panic
button while Charlie confronted the jackasses.
After taking some lip, Josh said, "You
guys are having a really bad day and you don't even know it yet."
The SS busted in and arrested the bullies and that was the end
of that.
Well, last night, even after Zoey knew that she'd been
drugged, she failed to hit her panic button.
That decision cost a Secret Service agent her life.
Next week is the season finale.
NBC's whore promo department was lying in the previews, but I
expect an excellent episode next week.
...and remember, it was Frenchie that put this plan into motion.
Maybe he's an enemy agent (hard to date the
president's daughter and be dirty) or maybe he's just a guy who'd
drug a girl to rape her, but next week, if anyone on
West Wing uses the phrase, "Kick
Frenchie down a flight of stairs," I want a trip for two to
the West Wing set
Anyway, it was a damn good episode of West Wing.
When the head SS agent told Leo that Zoey had been kidnapped,
Leo started running towards to president to give him this
incredibly horrible news a few seconds faster than usual.
Seeing a man that powerful running to deliver some worse-than-tragic
news was startling.
I expect the next West Wing will rank with Bartlet's shooting, the Vet's Arlington burial and "Pockets."
Bush's good puppy American pres is making a big deal out of the
rumor that Saddam
had Uday make a billion dollar withdrawal of dollars and Euros
from an Iraqi bank.
...a billion dollars!
Hey, trust me, a billion dollars ain't nothin'.
The Unelected Usurper and his crime cartel are stealing billions every day!
It is such a sham for Bush's media to whine about a mere billion
when the B.F.E.E. stole ELEVEN TRILLION
from the US Treasury since his illegal coup, which is 11,000
times more money that Saddam's alleged theft.
We had a $5.5 TRIL surplus when Clinton left office, now we have
a $5,5 TRIL deficit.
That means ELEVEN TRILLION
is unaccounted for.
...and nobody cares.
(does a shot)
In a matter of days, maybe by next weekend, we're going to convert
this anger into audio files.
We are going to pound the guilty relentlessly, ...with malice
...and without mercy.
MSNBC's Great Right Hope
Excerpt:
"Left unchecked, the report theorized, Donahue's
sneaky lack of allegiance to the Bush party line
could turn MSNBC into "a home for the liberal
antiwar agenda at the same time that our competitors
are waving the flag at every opportunity."
In a pre-emptive strike designed to prevent the potential
destruction of thousands of innocent advertising
dollars, MSNBC liberated Donahue's show and
started gang-hiring conservatives: Dick
Armey, Michael Savage, Jesse Ventura, and Joe Scarborough.
While the latter hasn't received as much
media attention as his fellow new hires, he has actually emerged
as MSNBC's Great Right Hope, with a three-year
contract and a favorable 7 p.m. airtime that positions
"Scarborough Country" as foreplay to Fox
News' "The O'Reilly Factor" rather than a direct competitor."
MSNBC is challenging FOX to see which can be the most shameless whore.
