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Outrage!
Conyers
Demands that Ashcroft Release
Jacqueline
Jackson from Solitary Confinement
Our Holier-than-Everybody Attorney general wants Jesse Jackson's
wife
Excerpt:
Rep. John Conyers, Jr. (D-MI), today demanded
that the Justice Department immediately release
Jacqueline Jackson, the wife of the Reverend
Jesse Jackson, from solitary prison confinement.
Ms. Jackson is awaiting trial on charges
of trespass at the Vieques, Puerto Rico Navy property.
Conyers issued the following statement
after his telephone call with the Attorney General:
"The Department is totally off the mark on
both the facts and the law in their treatment of Ms. Jackson.
They claim their regulations mandate
that any one who refuses to subject themselves to the humiliation
of a full strip and body cavity search
must be thrown in solitary confinement for the good of the prison
population. But their own regulations
clearly state that staff may conduct a visual search where there is
a reasonable belief that contraband
may be concealed on the person."
Clearly, Ms. Jackson is not carrying drugs,
weapons or other forms of contraband, and the body cavity
search is nothing less than physical intimidation
that would have made Bull Connor blush.
That son of a bitch Ashcroft.
What a heartless hardon this "Christian" is.
Republicans never change.
They want Jesse Jackson's wife cavity searched because that's
what kind of people they are.
Ashcroft is religiously insane and he has the morals of Clarence
"Slappy" Thomas.
We KNEW Ashcroft would pull shit like this,
we KNEW that bastard would make decisions like this,
and we KNEW that racist son of a bitch would pull shit like
this on blacks,
but those cowardly pussy Democrats confirmed him, anyway.
The Democrats are nothing more than gutless cowards who refuse
to fight the bully perverts.
I am disgusted by the gelding, pink tutu Democrats.
Please - don't send another nickle to the DNC until they stand up and fight.
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"That New Jersey campaign was naster
and bitty."
-- Hitlaugh, first hour today
From: houstonwade@dork.com
Subject: I know who it is
Who is this?
Hey, BC,
I know who the muscle-bound chick with the guitar
is.
It's Madonna!
When did she learn how to handle an ax?
-Houston in Seattle
Houston in Seattle?
Sounds like Smirk at a geography bee.
Houston wins the classic Corvette.
MORE
UNDERHANDED REPORTING FROM ABC WHORE NEWS
The Story Behind John Stossel's Latest Attack on Environmentalism
Excerpt:
Stossel asked the children if all scientists
agree about the cause of global warming.
"What he was looking for is for the kids
to say, 'All scientists agree.'"
Scott said Stossel also led the children
to saying they were scared.
"Prior to being asked in unison, no one
said they were scared," Scott said.
"Then Stossel said, 'This is pretty scary
stuff, yeah?' and some of the kids agreed."
Y'know, we're surrounded by outrageous scumbags.
We need to fight back.
From: skovpeter@hotmail.com
Subject: Golf rankings
Hiya BC
As much as you're not going to like it, there
is a point system by which golfers earn their World Golf Ranking.
Golfers earn points in every tournament based
upon their placing and the strength of the field. Their World Golf
Ranking is determined by the number of points
earned in tournaments over the previous 2 years, with tournaments
in the most recent year accounting for twice
the value of tournaments in the year before the most recent.
Mr. Perfect has had so many good results over
the last 2 years, that his point total (1372.02 in 45 tournaments
over 2 years, avg of 30.49 points per tournament)
is more than double that of the number 2 player in the world,
Phil Mickelson (618.76 points in 49 tournaments,
12.63 point average)
Tiger will have to be real bad for a long time before he drops out of the number 1 spot.
All the more reason for an extended Bartcop hex!
TorontoPete
Pete, it would appear that the possibility exists that I was wrong.
Mr. Perfect can double-bogey every hole the rest of the year and still
be #1.
I'd like to see that...
Brock Admits
He Lied About Anita Hill To Cover for Uncle Thomas
by Howard Kurtz, a Smirk whore faithful
Excerpt:
David Brock, who made his name trashing Anita
Hill after the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings,
now says he lied -- and he's sorry.
David Brock Says He Lied in His Attacks on Anita Hill
Hot stuff - a must-read.
Truth, Sex,
Lies and Videotape
by Maureen Dowd - she hates everybody
Excerpt:
David Brock now says he lied then when he painted
Anita Hill as a liar, a woman who was
"a little bit nutty and a little bit slutty,"
both in an American Spectator piece and a best seller
embraced by conservatives called "The Real
Anita Hill." And he says he lied then when he
helped the Bushies and conservatives portray
Clarence Thomas as truthful, calling himself
"a witting cog in the Republican sleaze machine."
Remember, David Brock CREATED Paula Jones out of whole cloth with an
$80,000 bribe
from Richard Mellon Scaife - then later apologized after the damage
was done.
Now he confesses to raping Professor Hill's reputation, while covering
up the truth
about the LIFETIME APPOINTMENT of the Supreme Pervert.
Once again, once the damage is done, this motherless whore comes clean.
Brock, you're a worthless piece of crap and a whore in every possible
sense of the word,
but at least now you admit it. Thanks to dishonest whores like
Brock, we've been saddled with
a perverted idiot who voted to take away our right to vote.
Sidebar:
It's about time Maureen Dowd wrote a half-decent
column.
She's been coasting on fluff and horseshit
all year.
With a goldmine like Weak & Stupid in the
White House, she's spent most of her time
figuring out new ways to drag Hillary's name
into her column.
By the way, Mo, what an inventive title for today's
column. That cliche is only twelve years old,
but that's fresher than most of the crap you've
been phoning in to the once-respected Times.
Be sure and check out her last paragraph - she runs a correction.
ha ha ...as tho the truth mattered to this nasty-ass lazy prostitute.
Linda
Tripp demands government job
by Marianne Means
Excerpt:
This woman has so much brass she would
set off an airport-security machine if she walked through it naked.
It can be argued that Bush owes her a job
for her role in exposing the Bill Clinton sex scandal that
inhibited Al Gore's 2000 campaign and helped
put Bush in the White House. But Bush doesn't need
the grief that rewarding Tripp could cause.
She's too politically radioactive to touch.
Nobody trusts a snitch who secretly tapes
intimate phone conversations with a younger friend whom she makes
vulnerable to jail time. Tripp's recordings
of Lewinsky's girlish confessions revealed Clinton's affair and drove
Kenneth Starr's probe into charges of perjury
and obstruction of justice by Clinton.
Quotes
"It's unthinkable
that Judge Thomas could ever have discussed Long Dong Silver and other
porn
with Anital, because anyone who
would do that would be "a psychopathic sex fiend or a pervert."
-- B'Orrin Hatch, during Slappy the pervert's confirmation
charade
Buyer remorse
is setting in with Bush presidency
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
"Putin's an honest, straightforward man who
loves his country," Bush gushed.
"He loves his family. We share a lot of values.
...I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very
straightforward and trustworthy. We
had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul."
His soul, no less. It'd be interesting
to know if Putin thinks he has one. In an impressive display of the White
House
discipline pundits so admire, nobody laughed
out loud. Next day, George II's new best friend, who began his
career
as a KGB operative around the time Bush was branding
pledges at the Deke house, delivered a strong, candid message
of his own: If the United States
dumps the 1972 Antiballistic Missile Treaty in favor of a missile defense
shield,
Russia will consider every arms control treaty
of the past 30 years defunct and install multiple warheads on its ICBMs.
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"The only reason I wear a seat belt is
to prevent the others in the car from browbeating me.
I have a right to be as
stupid as I want."
-- El Vulgarro, Tuesday's
second hour
Yes, Rush, and you should exercise that
right more often.
He's screaming about New York's new cell
phone ban.
He's whining about "the
liberal Democrats who want to control everything."
When did Pataki become a Democrat?
He's also running continuous commercials
for his "Be a real man,"
t-shirts.
Hey, Pigboy, if you want to prove you're
a real man, open your damn phones.
From: CHINES@laf.Lynden.com
Subject: Condit and the intern
I can't believe the gall of Condit's chief of
staff Mike Lynch to claim that
the media has gone too far. Condit voted
to impeach Clinton and now he's
involved in a far more serious scandal where
an intern he was involved with
has probably been murdered and everybody should
just mind their own business?
If anything the media isn't going after him enough.
The media that hounded
Clinton over bullshit for a year doesn't find
a missing intern romantically
involved with a senator as newsworthy?
And regarding those idiots in Condits
district, how dare they suggest this isn't
a serious issue worthy of news coverage?
From what I got out of the article that district
seems rather conservative
and I'll bet many of these same jerks were Clinton-bashers.
Chines, I remember writing during impeachment,
"There is no crime here. It's not like they pulled over a drunken
Bill Clinton
for speeding and they found Monica's body in the trunk."
That's almost what we have here.
She's missing/dead and he doesn't want to talk about it.
Margaret Carlson says in the new TIME Magazine that Condit is married,
but his wife is "chronically ill," and lives in California, not in
Washington with him.
She also says he likes the DC party scene and posed for Playgirl magazine.
And when his "good friend" goes missing, he wants his privacy?
The writings mentioned in Stigmata are the Nag Hamaddi scrolls
Click
Here for more
Thanks to Sport for that.
From: Rick, the Rude New Yorker
Subject: Condit
I wish you'd leave the fucking guy alone until
you have some proof.
No crime has been committed.
There is no body.
Your first statement is a wish.
In your second statement, you create fact
where none exists.
(Koresh, I wish I could do that. Can you
teach me how?)
Your third statement is crazy talk.
There's a body somewhere, it's just hidden.
So far, you're shooting .500
For all you know, the broad is vacationing on
the French Riviera.
There is no body, no blood, no witnesses.
The French Riviera?
Without her clothes, her keys and her purse?
ha ha
Is this a gag?
Artie, is that you?
I'll bet I could get you a job at the LAPD, ...guarding
rappers!
You're shooting .333
As of this writing, it is a missing persons case.
Granted, he may have been banging her and he
may have slit her throat, but we don't know that.
You don't know what he told the cops or the parents.
You don't know what he didn't tell them.
Use reverse logic.
He told the cops stuff he couldn't tell us.
Why?
What is he hiding?
What did he do with Ms. Levy that's none of our
business?
This representative voted for more details about
Monica's tongue,
because his conscience wouldn't let him cover
for consensual sex,
but now that we have a dead woman, he deserves
some privacy?
Put yourself in his place.
If she was just some innocent intern in his office,
why get cute with the cops?
A quick toon, then back to Rude Rich's lesson...
For all you know, she's lying in some culvert from a self inflicted gunshot wound between the eyes.
Think for a moment.
Let me assemble a package:
Let's assume they had a relationship.
Let's assume they did cocaine together.
Let's assume they had sex while high on the
coke.
Let's assume he believes her coke connection
killed her, but now she's gone,
and he's really a good congressman, he really
wants to help, so why should he
endanger a career that will "help the people,"
over some coke deal that went bad
that he had nothing to do with?
Speaking up is career suicide, right?
The word "IF" means something.
Condit is hiding something.
IF he knows anything about her last moments, well, ...to use his own words,
we don't need no "drip, drip, drip."
He tells us what he knows today - or
- he loses his right to say,
"But you gotta understand the pressures I
was under," later.
Again, this is like Law & Order.
He's lying in the first interview.
When the truth comes out, he'll say,
"The reason I lied was..." ...and then
give a weak-ass reason.
But if you explain to him up-front,
"We catch you in one lie and you're toast,"
the witness is less likely to burn you, especially
a first-time busted coward.
They should tell Condit.
"This ain't no blow job.
This matters.
This counts.
This means something.
We have a missing woman.
She's probably dead.
And you, congressman, '...would
rather not make a statement?'
This isn't Newt playing hypocritical
games with taxpayer's money."
Why don't they put some pressure on this guy?
You can't claim,
"I'm just like you - you are me," later
if you're hiding some crime from us today.
Why should this guy "confess" to whoever?
If he killed her, why should he call some reporter
and confess?
If he's a killer trying to hide a crime and he
has every right to.
You expect him to confess because its the right
thing to do?
No, I expect (if we had a free press in America)
that a reporter to ask questions that
would put guilty-boy in a goddamn box.
If I can do that, with my IQ of 64, to any Republican,
how can the cops bungle this so bad with all
their years of experience?
Get him on the record,"Last time I saw her was a week before her death."
Then ask him, "So, if we prove you were with her the day she died, you'd confess and deny all appeals?"
See?
If you do that, it forces the dude into a 50/50.
He's got a decision to make.
Either he crumbles and begs for mercy now,
or he bets the ranch you're bluffing about the
proof and gets the needle.
He's a killer...he has no concept of right or
wrong.
What killer can you name that confessed because
the press wanted "the truth"?
If he's not the killer, he doesn't need
to confess.
he just needs to tell what he knows about her
private life.
Y'know, this wouldn't be a problem for me. I'd
stand on my pub & grill's deck and say,
"She was a waitress at my club. She was a
good kid, I liked her a lot - I even loaned her money.
Not sure about her last hours, but
I'll be happy to answer any questions the cops have."
THAT'S how a innocent man talks.
If he did it, why would he not use the law to
protect his ass?
If he didn't, then he's certainly within his
rights to refuse comment until ordered to
and at this time there's not enough proof to
compel him to answer anymore than
he already has (of which you and I know nothing).
ha ha
You're saying if Condit, in his own mind, feels that he's probably
innocent,
he has no obligation to tell the truth when a young woman is missing?
If he didn't do it, then you and I have no right
whatever information he has to tell the cops.
If the cops have a case, they'll arrest him.
If they find a body full of his (censored), then
they'll convict him.
Until then, he's an innocent man.
Maybe the papers you read have some evidence
I haven't seen, but I haven't seen shit so far.
I'll put it this way:
He's as innocent as Smirk is on the cocaine question.
If he can't say, "That
didn't happen," then it probably did
happen.
It's a mystery for sure, but I haven't seen anything
that tells me we're dealing with anything
other than a young girl who may have had false
allusions about how Condit felt about her
and a girl who just lost her cushy Washington
job. I think she jumped off a bridge.
ha ha
You'd never make a good lawyer.
You're too honest and clueless.
Her "false illusions" made Condit lie to the murder po-lice? (homage to Meldrick)
We don't need you throwing chum to a Republican feeding frenzy.
What "feeding frenzy?"
I haven't seen one - I think we damn well need
one.
What if this lady is alive?
Should we wait another 3 weeks to find out?
If your wife/daughter was missing, how many weeks or months would you
want to wait
before the cops asked the primary suspect some tough questions?
If the police release word he's refusing to cooperate, his career is
over.
Why aren't they doing that?
I don't care how he voted on impeachment.
ha ha
Quit it.
This has to be Arty!
Impeachment doesn't matter?
Condit demanded MORE FACTS, about a blow job,
so he could decide on justice.
This ain't no blow job.
This is murder.
Blow Job or murder
Blow Job or murder
Sorry, I think murder is more serious, but I've always been a maverick...
If he did it, we'll find a body one day and bring
the man to trial.
Until then, its a missing persons case.
Even if he was planking her, it doesn't mean
he killed her.
Maybe he did, but I don't see any proof yet.
And that's the way it is.
So, ...if ...in the year 2044, her skelton surfaces, you'll want justice then?
It's interesting when something unusual strikes a nerve.
This time, it's the apparently bogus "USS
Aurora" that David Horowitz cited in his
piece where he said the military can't stop getting pregnant
long enough to fight a war.
I've gotten a ton of mail saying there was a "USS
Aurora" commissioned in 1906 and
another one in 1916, so I doubt either ship went to Desert Storm.
Some people are asking me to explain Horowitz.
You need to ask the guy who told the lie, not me.
What I said, amazingly, made perfect sense.
Write to Salon.com.
They published the apparently bogus information.
From: Joe
Subject: Look in the Mirror, Rush
BartCop:
Limbaugh started out his show today criticizing
baby-boomers for their self-centeredness.
That's quite a charge to come from Rush, considering
that he can't even shut up about having his picture taken.
I haven't seen anyone get so excited about posing
for the camera since Doc Whora tried out for the Oregon State Beavers.
Limbaugh is the epitome of self-centeredness.
He gets outraged when people dismiss his opinions, he gets outraged
when people live their lives in a manner which
he disapproves, he even gets outraged when he doesn't get credit for
saying things that have been part of the American
lexicon for 80 years.
"Talent-on-Loan-From-god", giant ego Limbaugh
thinks the rest of his generation needs a little more humility.
What happened, did one of his sycophantic lickspittles
only say, "mega-mega-ultra-dittoes."?
In a related matter, Rushie then started spouting
off about how boomers have it easier than anyone else in history
but complain anyway, often about "invented" problems.
On one level I couldn't agree with him more, but
since we're on this subject,
I would like to point out some of the "boogeyman"
issues that certain baby-boomers whine about:
**Bill Clinton's 4.3 cent-a-gallon gas tax (which
helped balance our budget). There are hundreds of thousands
of Republican baby-boomers
who have been hoodwinked into thinking that the mom had to go get a job
because
Big Bill made them pay an
extra $.80 per week in gas taxes.
**The fact that the ATF dares to shoot back after
Randy Weaver's murderous son or David Koresh's murderous
fanatics kill their fellow
agents.
**The fact that they have to spend 4 minutes
per week putting their recyclables into special bins.
**The fact that Chelsea Clinton changed majors.
**The fact that Bill Clinton bought a Cuban cigar
in London.
I could go on and on and on. Affirmative
action, poor kids getting free immunizations, foreign aid, the Federal
Reserve,
the FDIC, labor laws, Kwanzaa...all of these
things make ditto-monkeys bitch and bitch and bitch about their tough,
tough lives. They just had Gay Pride Week
in the big coastal cities and I'll bet you have a Republican neighbor in
Tulsa
who is still bitching about it because Hannity
made him watch it on TV.
Limbaugh has gone so far as to state that slaves
in the 18th century had more freedom and kept more of their earnings
than Americans do now. Rush told that lie
for one reason--to purposely stir up dissatisfaction in people.
So before ditto-monkeys applaud Limbaugh's criticism
about ungrateful people who complain about petty trivialities,
I suggest they honestly assess their own constant
grousing.
Limbaugh makes his damn living inventing and distorting
issues for conservatives to complain about.
And ironically, he's now trying to add to their
list the notion that liberals complain all day when we have it so good.
Conservatives outcomplain liberals by a 5-1 ratio.
p.s. Rush was talking last week about all
the weight he's lost (not that he's a self-centered baby-boomer, of course).
I
heard it was easy for him--he lost 70 pounds just by lying his ass off.
Is that true?
ha ha
Yes, that's true.
It's especially fun to hear Rush complain how "the
baby boomers had everything given to them,"
after Governor Weak & Stupid was handed the White House over the
objections of the voters.
The Failure in Thief never did anything on his own,
unless you count the 15-year old girl's abortion, going AWOL, the coke
bust and the DWIs.
Quotes
"To Senator Helms, Dot, and the hundred
and seventy-nine grand children.
Hope you had fun at the concert.
We are really confusing the cynics
with our friendship...
You are blessed, and I am to
know you.
Love, Bono"
-- U2 rocker Bono in a letter to Senator No.
That's downright Clintonian
of Bono, being nice to Helms, the Evil Shit.
From: neilrmurray@yahoo.com
Fragging
Bob: Bob Kerrey, CIA War Crimes,
And The
Need For A War Crimes Trial
by Douglas Valentine
BC,
War crimes are war crimes. The USA is now
probably the biggest terrorist country in the world.
I met the victims of US foreign policy when I
lived in South America.
We have to come clean as we ask other countries
to come clean.
Otherwise, we are like the Hypocrite Republicans.
Kerrey got caught up in the CIA's evil operations.
The truth should come out.
I am torn about Bob Kerrey.
He's a war hero, lost a leg, but stabbed his president in the back
- hard - and gave
years worth of damaging ammunition to the harmful troglodytes and the
vulgar Pigboy.
I'm torn about the charges, too.
I don't know how we can pull a guy off his job or out of a classroom
and say,
"You're going to Vietnam or you're going to
prison - your choice."
So now he's in Vietnam, in the dark, getting shot at.
Koresh forbid if he returns fire and hits the wrong target.
If Kerrey was some bounty hunter who invaded the wrong house - for
profit - that's
different than American GI's being freedom's last hope in the fight
against communism.
(I'm 100 percent against the war, but we gotta stand by those soldiers.)
When the news first broke, I called Kerrey
"an unusually good liar," as payback,
but that's about as much as I want to punish a guy who left body parts
over there.
I still have all my body parts, so I don't want to get real uppitty
with Kerrey.
Now, if Max Cleland, John McCain and Ron Kovic have a problem with Bob
Kerrey, maybe it
needs more looking into. All this is off the top of my head -
I don't know enough about Vietnam to
have an informed opinion. I was safe and warm in my home when
all this happened.
(a while later)
I just visited counterpunch.org, and I was disappointed.
The story opens like this:
By now everybody knows that former Senator
Bob Kerrey led a seven-member team of Navy Seals into
Thanh Phong village in February 1969, and
murdered in cold blood more than a dozen women and children.
What hardly anyone knows, and what no one in
the press is talking about (although many of them know),
is that Kerrey was on a CIA mission, and
its specific purpose was to kill those women and children.
It was illegal, premeditated mass murder and
it was a war crime.
I read the story, and then another one called "Kerrey
the Throat Slitter."
This is Limbaugh-esque writing in the extreme.
I didn't see any evidence to back up these wilder-than-wild charges.
When they write, "Soldier Jones saw 600 innocents
killed,"
that line should read, "Soldier Jones claims
he saw 600 innocents killed."
These guys make Fox News look restrained.
Jesus, I have more credibility than that when I'm lying.
Counterpunch wants us to believe Bob Kerrey cackled with glee every time he slit a child's throat?
Hey, maybe it's all true - like I said, I wasn't there.
But when you attempt to destroy a war hero, you need more than "everybody
knows it."
Is http://www.counterpunch.org/
considered a honorable and respectable source of information?
They make a lousy-as-hell first impression, and I don't even like
Bob Kerrey that much.
If you're trying to make a serious charge, you don't call your story
"Kerrey the Throat Slitter."
You call it "Troubling Accusations for Kerrey,"
or something sober.
You don't render the verdict before you read the charges.
That's really horrible writing on their part,
and that comes from a guy who runs a comedy treehouse.
Niki Taylor Update
Niki Taylor Released From Hospital
Model Niki Taylor left a hospital for a private rehabilitation
center Tuesday,
eight weeks after an Atlanta car crash left her with severe liver
damage.
Taylor, 26, was riding in a car that crashed into a telephone
pole on April 30 after the driver lost control.
The name of the Atlanta rehabilitation center wasn't released.
Taylor was upgraded from critical to good condition Thursday
at Grady Memorial Hospital.
Cokebear says:
Way to go, Niki!
We knew you could do it.
You know, I have half a mind to run a couple of hundred Niki pictures
to celebrate.
It looks like she's going to live.
Hunter S Thompson explains what's wrong with Utah
Excerpt:
Salt Lake City has developed such hideous
worldwide Karma that success (for the Olympics)
is out of the question. The SLOC has put
Utah so deep in Debt for the next 30 years that
No money will be available for anything
except bribes and whiskey.
Corruption is a Way of Life in Utah, and
they seem to like it that way.
Thanks to Eric Beck
From: sarge@cyberportal.net
Subject: Horowitz and his lies
Bart
From Women in the Military: An Unfinished Revolution by Maj Gen Jeanne Holm, USAF (Ret)
"After the [Gulf] war the DOD reported
to Congress that the deployment of women was 'highly successful.'
Data on personnel who were nondeployable suggested
that the rate for women was 'somewhat higher' than
for men, with pregnancy accounting for the
largest difference. However, it 'did not affect the overall conduct
of the operation.' "
Source: Dept of Defense, "Conduct of the Persian Gulf Conflict," An Interim Report to Congress, pp. 10-1, 2.
And lest we forget:
POWs:
Spec 4 Melissa Rathbun-Nealy, USA, 20
Maj Rhonda Cornum, USA, 26
Killed in line of duty:
Spec. Beverly Clark, USA, 23
Spec. Christine Mayes, USA, 22
Spec. Adrienne L. Mitchell, USA, 20
Major Marie T. Rossi, USA, 32
Sgt Cheryl LaBeau-O'Brien, USA, 24
I also fought upon Saint Crispin's day
And no man say me nay.
Anita
It's sad to read those names, knowing they might still be here if Bush
hadn't sent Saddam that Telex saying, "Take
Kuwait if you want."
Of course, the Democrats never insisted on making that Telex public.
Wouldn't be prudent - embarrassing a sitting president that way.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
Copyright © 2001,
bartcop.com
Thanks for the fumble, Dude.