From: edw
Subject: Clap-on Clap-off
Dude,
Just read your give and take from your research
for the bartcop book (due out soon in crayon)
and I laughed like a lot . What a complete
fabrication. You were arguing against yourself ,
that much was obviouse . How easy to present
on-line some manufactured opponent, asking
all the right questions to set you up on
your soap-box .
Edw, you are in error. What you're saying is that letter was so
stupid, and so devoid of any hint of
an adult behind it, that it therefore must have been fake.
The way I remember it, his e-mail is posted
with the original note, but I thought I'd give him a break and
not publish it this time. I was going to send
you his address so you could contact him, and be buddies, and
try to read his reply, but I wrote "near"
Volume 140 so I can't go directly there to find it and who has
the time to look it up?
Ever wonder if you could really win
an honest debate without using words like skirt , fuck you , nigger
,
fag , pig-boy , etc . Why don't you at
least raise the bar and try Booger-Face , Butthole , or Assnuggett ?
O.K. , they are bigger words , but they
carry so much more emphasis , at least with the third graders
who you surround yourself with .
ha ha
Regular readers have seen hundreds of people like you,
who come in all blustering about a debate,
just to turn yellow and run when I ask to set up a date and time.
I'm free Thursday night at 9 PM CST.
Is that good for you?
If not, we'll do this at your convenience.
I can always make time for a debate with a Republican who's gonna
kick my ass.
If you can't beat'um , cuss a lot !
I dread the day sites like yours fade into
the past . My daily entertainment .
Tell you what - in our debate, and I'll donate $10 to the American
Cancer Society
each time I type a word that you can't say on prime time network
TV, do we have a deal?
By the way , can you define the word FASCIST
? No cheating . No looking it up.
Didn't think so .
ha ha
I was supposed to answer between those two sentences?
Do you win a lot of debates this way?
Basic rule of debating , NEVER use a word without knowing it's meaning .
Small person, when you look up "fascist" in the dictionary, it
says it's one who believes in fascism,
then it says fascism is a system of government, characterized
by fierce nationalism, the marriage of
business with government and violent discrimination against gays,
Jews, gypsies and intellectuals.
That's everything the current Republican Party stands for.
And I didn't have to look it up because I printed it a few dozen times in the past 1065 issues.
You end up looking real stupid . Just a
helpful hint to my scribe wannabee .
Hey man , drop
me a line . I would love to hear from you .
Best Wishes ,
Knucklesammitch
Edw, first thing, where'd you learn that fancy trick of putting
a space between the word and the comma?
What, is the comma a Republican homophobe, and doesn't want to
get too close to the "man?"
Let's meet in the chat room, instead. Trust me, dozens
of people read you boldly challenge me to a debate.
I'm taking you up on it, and if you choose to whimper away like
a pink-ass puta, you might find yourself
getting some mail asking why your smart mouth is writing checks
that you're afraid to cash.
So, what's it gonna be?
Are you going to show up and teach me a lesson, live,
in a private chat room? Or do you want me to
throw your punk-ass carcas on that pile of girlymen who smarted
off until someone called their bluff and
reddened their ass for dozens of people to read about
for the next few decades?