From: carson koch
Subject: Oooo the mayor of London
Bart, I think you are becoming desperate. The mayor of london is about as influential as the mayor of St. Louis.
That might be true in the Simian Valley,
but the rest of the world sees London as the biggest and most important
city in the one country Bush convinced
to go along with him on his panty raid on Iraq's oil fields. Blair sold
out
for a future with the Carlyle Group, and
did exactly what 3/4 of his nation begged him not to do.
Did it occur to you that he was worried
about being seen as a big puss and thats why he felt it necessary to say
that he was anti-Saddam?
Not at all.
The Bush thugs and their willing accomplices
in the media have created an atmosphere that anyone who doesn't
want Baghdad's civilians bombed is automatically
considered an ally of the terrorists. Because Bush and his media
beat that drum every chance they get, plain-thinkers
have to remind the monkeys that we don't like Saddam.
I double dog dare you to cite an actual
reason why this piss-ant politician would be given such prominence on
a leftist site such as yours, other than
the obvious reason which, correct me if Im wrong--you have no real issues.
You're wrong. London is the
biggest and most important city in the one country Bush convinced
to go along
with him on his panty raid on Iraq's oil
fields. You say I have no real issues? That's because you're a monkey.
Rush and the GOP spent nine years on Clinton's
koch and you think I have no issues?
Guy ( I would call you sir but the last
time you made an attempt at beating my hiney vernmillion you accused me
of lying and name calling, although I clearly
did not ),
If I remember right, I said you were lying
about not reading bartcop.com everyday.
You read it the day you first wrote, you
read it the day I published your grunt.
You read it the day you wrote the second
time and the day I published your second grunts.
You read it the day I mentioned the mayor
and you're reading this now, so clearly you were lying
when you said you "occasionally" drop by.
Most people, after their ass gets burned redder than
a spanked hooker's ass, wise up and stop
asking for more.
You want to find fault with Bush so you are suddenly fascinated with ancient history and art.
Some of those artifacts were older than
Bob Dole - seriously.
Maybe you see nothing wrong with the oldest
manmade items on Earth being stolen or ruined,
but I guess that just demostrates the difference
between man and beast
You feel the pain of the Iraqis who dont
have water. The torment of not being born at the right time
to be Gus Halls personal sweat wiper. Oh!
The horror!
Do you torture little animals in the neighborhood?
You seem delighted that Baghdad has no
water.
Besides, Gus
died.
Post this with a reasonable response and
I will send you a freaking apology; otherwise post it without one
and further erode the tiny respect
that your readers have for you. Oh, I almost forgot--get bent.
Carson Kock
Carson, are you any relation to Richard Dunn?
I'm not trying to earn anybody's respect - I'm trying to have
a few laughs and you,
in your own monkey way, have provided some of the biggest laughs
lately.
Will you be on my radio show?