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Lawnmowers, loud music,
leaf-blowers, traffic,
Chris Matthews,
...not at Northern Air Lodge
Question:
The Republicans say there never was a Social Security lockbox.
If that's true, why did Candidate Weak & Stupid promise not to raid it?
Now he says he'll only raid it during war and recesssion,
but those are both guarantees under a Republican
administration.
Think I'm wrong?
Name a Republican administration (go back 60-70 years)
that did not have a war and recession on their watch.
Go ahead, I'll wait...
Sunday Morning Moment
Steffie the Traitor: Will you filibuster the president's energy plan?
Tom Daschle: We certainly hope to
pass our energy plan.
I don't know about you, but I didn't hear
a "Yes," on the filibuster question.
Sounds like Daschle's gonna let Smirk do
whatever he wants to us.
Does anyone know...
Is Tom Daschle cashing his paycheck each month?
Shouldn't he be donating that money to charity, since he's sleeping
on the job?
Click
Football Talk
"I'm seriously considering a run for
Louisiana governor.
I'm a republican, but if that's
going to hurt me - I'll change."
-- Terry Bradshaw, who I assumed was a Democrat
because he feels the same
way about the vulgar Pigboy that I do.
Football Talk II
"If I become governor of Louisiana,
first thing I'm gonna do is pardon
my mama."
-- Terry Bradshaw, opening comments on Fox NFL
Yep, he's a Republican...
Quotes
"We're all entitled to grow up.
George W. Bush had his problems
with alcohol.
I was a Republican. We both got
over it."
-- Carolina Judge Ray Warren, conservative Republican
turned Democrat,
who is considering running
for Jesse Helms's Senate seat
From: rjtagt@home.com
Subject: Bartcop Mentioned Today On C-Span
A C-Span caller this morning, Saturday the 8th.,
requested that C-Span put John Fund
on now that Fund has been exposed as a hypocritical
sexual predator. The caller explained
the circumstances surrounding Fund's sexual escapades.
The C-Span host excitedly
exclaimed that they just had Fund on two weeks
ago and then rather rudely demanded
to know from where the caller was getting his
information and the caller proudly announced
that Bartcop.com and AmericanPoliticsJournal.com
had all the details.
It just goes to show that C-Span is not the "unbiased"
medium that they portray themselves to be.
They are part of the "inside the beltway corporate
media" also, and when someone challenges
C-Span's "perceived wisdom", Brian Lamb's
minions have been instructed to denigrate any
alternative information and sources.
Please keep up the good work, Bart. A lot
of people out here in the heartland depend on
sources such as you. They are really steamed
about the last "election" and will come together
for the 2002 elections to start setting things
right (in the good sense) again.
R. J. Thompson
RJ, thanks for that.
AS THE BUSHES
GET MORE COMFORTABLE IN D.C.,
THEIR ARROGANCE
INCREASES
by Jerry Politex, Editor, Bush Watch
From: texliberal@msn.com
Subject: Stop Talking About Chinaco Anejo
Bart,
Here in Austin, I have seen the cost of Chinaco
Anejo go up $10 in the past 6 months.
Yesterday I paid $60 for a bottle!
Don't try to explain this away as a supply problem.
It's obvious to me that people here
in Austin read bartcop.com
and they want to give it a try.
Sincerely yours,
Tex (your ex bartender from The Library in Fayettville,
Ar)
Q. What's between 41 and 43?
A. Prosperity
ha ha
That from an idea by Max Logan
KMA, GOP!
by Alan Bisbort
Excerpt:
They stole the election before it occurred,
by clearing the voting rolls of "felons,"
mistakenly disenfranchising thousands of
legal voters in the process
They stole it during the election, sending
storm troopers to Dade County to halt
a recount they knew would not give them
their desired results
And they stole it after the election, by
jimmying around with the absentee ballots,
counting the ones they wanted and throwing
out those they didn't.
I sent two more In the Kitchen with BartCop recipes to Michelle
over at 
One was a liquor/ice cream desert, the other was twin killer salad
dressings.
I'll bet she has those posted real soon.
She's doing a good job over there.
Have you contributed anything yet?
You lurkers need to get more involved.
Michelle needs more recipes, and
Marty needs more TV writers (the season unofficially starts Monday)
over at 
...and Koresh forbid your favorite college football team
had a good weekend
and you think others should notice your overlooked and under-ranked
team.
Of course, all will fall to Oklahoma, but it's OK to entertain wishful thinking.
When was the last time you paid a visit to...
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/
It's loaded with Easter Eggs.
From: jdoane@worldnet.att.net
Subject: The RepubliKlans killed her
I finally heard it said by someone else on TV
yesterday.
I've been saying it for weeks!
I read somewhere on the web that as late as last
Feb the Repugs were trying to get Condit
to switch parties. Why not? Hell, he votes Repug
most of the time anyway. But anyway,
for whatever reason, he wouldn't flip. Now we
all know just by watching the more civilized
members of the Repug/Nazi/Klan on Fox Views just
how violent they can be.
Remember the Stop the Count Mob?
(living "deep in the heart of dixie" even they
look half civilized when compared)
Even Smirk the Lesser is known for having violent
temper tantrums, not that he has ever shown
any good qualities.) Now all that was needed
was one member of the R/N/K with a little less
intelligence/integrity that will mindlessly follow
orders and refuses to think for themselves to
commit the crime. (In that group there are plenty
of qualified candidates.)
If you have read this far it would take a R/N/K
to not have figured out what happened.
Condit's son was reported to have said it on
TV!
The Republicans had Levy killed!
Would they actually stoop that low?
Allow me to jar your memory: The October Suprise,
Barrick Gold (50 odd buried alive),
The betrayal of Barry Seals, Manuel Noriega,
BCCI, Iran/Contra, the Christmas Eve pardons,
The only president to invoke Presidential Privilege
to avoid testifying before a Senate subcommittee,
Bush withheld FEMA support for a week after Hurricane
Andrew disaster, the appointment of a president
as part of some bizarre drug rehabilitation program,
the disenfranchisement of thousands of voters in Jeb country,
the record of any Republican Senator of a pro-slavery
state, on and on ad infinitum ad nasuem.
Why is Condit afraid to say shit?
Why do the Democrats and the media kneel and
grovel below the belt of this mob?
Is there a sinister group that pulls the strings
of the Repugs?
Are they afraid for the safety of their children/spouse/consorts?
I don't know the answers, I wish I did but I do
know that we will never find out
from a media that bends over at the waist and
leans 80 degrees to the right.
That's my opinion. I could be wrong.
J. D.
How do they answer their phone?
Republican sex pervert refuses to plead guilty
Excerpt:
He named his dogs after Presidents Reagan
and Nixon.
He tirelessly campaigned for Republican
candidates.
He signed on as one of Gov. Bill Owens'
re-election coordinators.
[He is] accused of giving alcohol and marijuana
to a 13-year-old girl
he met through the Internet, using the
moniker "coloradofella."
She told police she allowed him to photograph
her topless, but became
frightened when he tried to take off her
pants and asked her to touch him.
"She began to cry, begging him to leave
her alone," an arrest affidavit states.
From: JDWRods@aol.com
Subject: Hey Dick!
Hi Bart...got my very own fund raising request
from Dick Gephardt today.
I couldn't figure out how to say what I wanted
to before I sent the envelope
back with no check...until I decided to print
yer page from yesterday.
It's gonna be be sent in the nice little envelope
they provided me.
Thanks,
j.d. wagner
JD,
It'd be cool if he got enough of those to think,
"Hey, maybe we should start fighting back!"
What George
doesn't know
The president fails to realize that the only way out
of this economic slowdown is government spending.
by Robert Scheer
Excerpt:
For this president, who's never had
to work to pay the rent or a mortgage, unemployment for others
might even seem like a good thing, a chance
for folks to relax as he does. Man, imagine how they would
have lambasted Bill Clinton if this economic
meltdown had occurred on his watch and if he had dared
to seem so nonplused. The "they" are the
talking heads that dominate the ever more illiberal media and
who are willing to play the fool
to help George W. look good. Bush does not look good, the stock
market
is in the toilet, profits are weak or nonexistent,
unemployment is on the rise and consumer confidence,
for good and obvious reasons, is crumbling.
I think this guy's been reading bartcop.com
Bush
tells press to "Shut up?"
How do they take this?
"...he was joking"
Breaking with recent tradition, the White
House did not allow reporters to
cover the start of Bush's Oval Office talks
with Fox nor has it scheduled a
formal news conference as is typical for
such visits -- saying only that the
two would likely take a few questions
before flying off to Toledo.
"...he jokingly told reporters"
Despite media protests, the White House
also pulled the plug on the live television
camera allowing C-SPAN viewers to watch
guests dressed in tuxedos and formal gowns
as they arrive in the state dinner receiving
line Wednesday night.
As the Cabinet Room photo-op wrapped up,
reporters again tried to put some questions
to Bush, who playfully
replied in Spanish, "No puedo oir,'' or "I can't hear.''
So, Bush gets away with playfully and jokingly telling to press
to "fuck off,"
while he generates money for the Bush Family Evil Empire
behind closed doors.
Well, ...as long is the man raping on the Constitution is smiling,
and joking,
why are all those awful websites trying to give the President
a hard time?
Why can't they just be polite - like the American press?
Quotes
"The first step is to convince people with
resources who care about American democracy
to do more than kick in money
for candidates and causes. These talented, successful
individuals must be persuaded
that information is the key battleground for democracy
and that little good can come
if the American news media continues drifting in the
direction it has gone since the
1970s."
-- Robert Perry
We need nationwide BartCop Radio.
From: aexia@yahoo.com
Subject: Excuses excuses...
I've noticed something lately. One way you can
tell you're on the right side of
an argument is by how conservatives' arguments
have slightly shifted over time.
Take global warming for instance.
"There's no such thing as global warming."
to: "It's not that much of an increase;
Nothing to worry about."
to: "It's all part of earth's temperature
cycle."
to: "Whatever it is, we're not causing
it."
to today's refrain: "Global warming is
good for you."
Look at arguments about the economy over the past 10 years.
1991 -- What recession?
1992 -- It's just an economic slowdown.
1993 -- It's all thanks to Bush. Clinton's budget
won't take effect for a year.
1994 -- Did we say 1 year? We meant 2 years.
1995 -- The Republican Congress made it all happen.
1996 -- America's doing well in anticipation
of getting rid of Clinton.
1997 -- Presidents can't effect the economy.
Alan Greenspan runs it.
1998 -- Republican governors up for re-election
are responsible for the boom.
1999 -- Clinton's just riding the coattails of
Reagan.
2000 -- Clinton's just riding the coattails of
Bush Sr.
2001 -- It's Clinton's fault.
Projected arguments for the next four years:
2002 -- Bush is just cleaning up after Clinton's
mess.
2003 -- It's the Democratic Congress' fault.
2004 -- Good times are just ahead, if, and only
if, you re-elect Bush!
2005 -- This is all thanks to Bush. President
Gore had nothing to do with it.
Why It's
Our Own Fault Microsoft Went GOP
by David Hines
'Doonesbury' Creator Apologizes for Citing Bush IQ Hoax
The Doonesbury crew made a joke of this...
Excerpt:
"Trudeau takes full responsibility, acknowledging
the use of fictional material from an outside source
instead of simply making it up as he usually
does,'' the site says. ``The creator deeply apologizes for
unsettling anyone who was under the impression
that the president is, in fact, quite intelligent.''
...buy why should Weak & Stupid get an apology?
This is horseshit.
Of course Bush is a moron.
If he's not, let him answer live questions from reporters on
TV.
That'd put this "unfounded rumor" to sleep forever.
(snicker)
When will comedians stop apologizing for their "Smirk is stupid"
jokes?
Did any comedian ever apologize for the Clinton smears?
Turns out all but one was fabricated by vengeful GOP whores,
and nobody ever
apologized for the years of cheap shots that were based on GOP
lies...
...meanwhile, Smirk is dumber than spoiled meat,
and that's a fact,
and we're supposed to apologize for that?
Nope, not here, ...not at bartcop.com
If I step out of line and can't defend myself, (ha
ha) I'll apologize.
But for calling Bush an installed moron and a crooked fraud?
Never.
Quotes
"We must usher in the rebirth of a too-long
dead political animal.
Knowing that our very liberty,
civil rights, and free-speech are at stake,
we must bring into resurgence
THE FIGHTING LIBERAL."
-- Tom Paine
Another web site that refuses to worship the Boy King
From: rb.ham@home.com
Subject: Astronaut sees
Earth changes
Commander of space station reports on visible earth changes,
impact of global warming.
Oh, you didn't hear about this in the American press? Funny,
that.
Excerpt:
"It's quite amazing to see how many people
actually live down there and how much effect
they are having on the environment and
the land we live on. It is a cause for concern.
Since my first flight in 1990 and this
flight, I have seen changes in what comes out of some of the
rivers, in land usage. We see areas of
the world that are being burned to clear land, so we are
losing lots of trees. We have to be very
careful how we treat this good Earth we live on."
The vulgar Pigboy would call him "an environmental wacko" for saying that.
Quotes
"He's a thug.
He's dull and dangerous."
-- President Bartlet on President
Weak
& Stupid in the new Playboy interview
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
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bartcop.com
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fumble, Dude.
