POLITICS - HUMOR - FINE TEQUILA - TRAVEL - ENTERTAINMENT |
||||
|
|
||||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
POLITICS - HUMOR - FINE TEQUILA - TRAVEL - ENTERTAINMENT |
||||
|
|
||||
|
|
|
|
|
|
Watch This
From: ENRAMSAY@aol.com
Subject: very weird
My Mom sent this to me this morning....very disturbing if true....
I was just watching Cspan 2 and they carried
a program out of Arlington, VA
of the Arabic national television.
It was excellent. One very disturbing piece of
information was brought out that the footage
of the children dancing in the streets
of Palestine has been traced to footage
from 1991 and it was released from Brazil.
Have you heard anything about this?
Yes.
Several people have written, but it's not the kind of story I
like to run
without some kind of facts to go behind it.
I wrote to CNN and asked them to clarify and didn't hear anything
back.
But now, so many people are talking about it, the rumor has become news.
Is this just another case of CNN being an unprincipled whore?
Could be.
Maybe someone offered them $50 to run it - who knows?
Subject: Clinton: 'do whatever is necessary'
I had to keep from crying when I watched this.
The President was sharp.
He had facts and figures at the tip of his tongue
-- such as that people from 40 other countries
lost their lives at the WTC. Facts
that Usurper Boy would never, ever know.
Bill, please come back! Run for Mayor of
NYC, dammit!
We need you on the national stage!
** Clinton: 'do whatever is necessary' **
Former president Bill Clinton discusses his efforts
to 'get'
Osama Bin Laden in 1998 with NBC's Tom Brokaw.
From: taupe6@earthlink.net
Subject: Bartcop's "Why five thousand Americans paid the Ultimate Price"
Excellent commentary Bartcop.
The zipper inquisition was not only absurd, it
was precious time wasted.
The gov't should have been concentrating on adopting
VP Al Gore's commission
recommendations to increase airline security
to international levels.
At the time I actually thought President Clinton
was wagging the dog when he w
ent after bin Laden, because I was so gullible
to Media/GOP spin.
No more.
I apoligize in retrospect for doubting him, our
last elected President who was doing
the job the GOP was unwilling to do because it
distracted from zippers.
Myra
Myra, it gets better, or worse, depending on which letter's after your
name,
but remember that "aspirin factory" Clinton bombed that they scoffed
at?
Another term for "aspirin factory" is "pharmaceutical plant."
That's where a terrorist nation can make fun things like anthrax.
Of course, the GOP and the whore media laughed it off.
"What could be more harmless than an aspirin
factory?
Clinton only took those steps to distract
us.
That innocent aspirin factory in Sudan
didn't need to be hit.
It was just Billyboy Clinton spinning
his lies."
Yeah, an aspirin factory is about as harmless as a box cutter.
From: jerrygn@iopener.net
Subject: Blazing Saddles
I've ventured into some forums recently, mostly
liberal forums, and it's
amazing how some nincompoop conservative will
be there calling liberals
socialists, communists, or stupid. I couldn't
resist calling one such intellect "imbelic."
It got me to thinking about the movie "Blazing
Saddles."
If you recall, it's the story of a black sheriff
coming to a redneck western town.
Cleavon Little is the sheriff and Gene Wilder
is a down and out gunfighter he befriends.
As the sheriff is walking down the street he
tips his hat to a little old lady and her response is,
"Up yours, nigger."
Gene Wilder tries to console him. It was something like,
"What did you expect? These are small
town people.
These are people of the land. These
are people of the soil. You know--MORONS."
To me that just about says it all.
Or, put another way, "Bush voters"
He won most of the rocks & coyote states.
Quotes
"You want a quick end to this, send
Kathie Lee over there."
-- Regis, offering Dave a solution to
the coming war.
Dave from the Heart
Excerpt:
"... we have no reason to expect a television
personality to provide leadership,
to console, to inspire, to challenge the
gloom with a flicker of light.
But Monday night, David Letterman did all
of that. He went back to work, gracing a
shaken America — and battered New Yorkers
— with as extraordinary an hour of
television as has ever been broadcast."
Then here's a great account of a huge Dave fan who saw the show
live, and a transcript
of the opening monolog. This is how you do a trip report - details
and details.
You don't want to miss this.
Afghan Taliban Sees Holy War Against U.S
Funny, I see one, too.
They want to make it easy on us.
Just like Saddam, they're doing everything completely
wrong.
Tomorrow, they'll say "American blood
will run as a river,"
and they'll get our boys all kinds of ready to attack.
When the Marines go Luca Brasi on the Taliban,
they're going to get flat-out medieval on their asses.
If they'd spent any time on bartcop.com they'd
know
we have invisible flying warships headed their way.
Dear
Bartcop....
by avedon@cix.compulink.co.uk
From: dogfolks@cape.com
Subject: Washington National Airport
Here's what they should do with RR National Airport:
Make it into an air defense base......but with
government helicopters to shuttle members of Congress
and any and all other government types who might
qualify for a pass onto the property, to Dulles.
The military could charge for the service, and
the VIPs could still have a convenient place to park,
and a quick way out of town. AND, the RR fans
could have a MILITARY base named for him.
Israel suspects Iraq more than bin Laden
Dave
I'm hearing (from people who didn't tape it) that Dave's opening
segment Monday night
was as good and as real as television has been in the last few
years.
Did you tape it?
If you have a good clean copy of Dave's opening Monday night,
and have a way to make a second good copy, could you e-mail me?
I could PayPal you 5-10 dollars or owe you a favor or trade you
some tape.
(I have everything from 1980 till I started writing this page)
So, seriously, if you can quickly send a good copy to my PO Box,
that'd be great and you can name your price.
e-mail me
BTW, you can see and hear a poor copy of Dave's Monday
monolog at
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/#
Go to the DaveTV section and click on "Big Show highlight"
(Thanks to Vern)
Don't wait, they could take it down any minute.
Excerpt:
"They say these were religious
zealots that did this,
and if you live
to be 1000 years old,
will that
make any goddamn sense?"
His monolog was fantastic. I'd sure like a tape of that.
Presidential Medal of Freedom for WTC Emergency Personnel
Excerpt:
We, the undersigned, respectfully request
that President George W. Bush award the
Presidential Medal of Freedom to the brave
fire, police and emergency rescue personnel
who rushed to the aid of the victims of
the World Trade Center attacks on 11 September, 2001.
I generally avoid these online petitions, but those firemen are
the very best.
When everyone else is running to safety, they run towards
the danger.
It's free, they gave their lives - sign it.
From: peregrin@yahoo.com
Subject: Crazy Talk
I don't understand why you call "crazy" anyone
who suspects that the Bush Family Evil Empire is
ultimately responsible for the terrorist attack
last week. We are speaking of a cabal responsible for:
keeping
US hostages from coming home, not just to win an election, but for good
media timing afterward,
selling
weapons to countries which are supposed to be our enemies,
starting
a war to cover up a colossal military blunder (the TRUE "wag the dog,"
as you have pointed out),
acting
in collusion with our enemies,
profiteering
during times of war and crisis,
manufacturing
crises for the singular purpose of profiteering,
and who
don't give a rat's ass how many people they hurt or kill, so long as they
come out on top.
Can we prove that the Bushies are behind this?
Probably not, at least at this time, but we should
keep our eyes & ears open. It fits
their M.O. to a T.
That being said, I want to assure you that you
have not lost this reader, even if you do slap the "crazy
talk" label on me. Nor do I disagree with
your stance regarding the action this country needs to take.
We absolutely DO need to swiftly punish those
responsible -- ALL those responsible, and any who harbor them.
To do less is to wear the pink tutu, and if anyone
thinks that reacting with violence will beget more violence
upon us, then they have obviously never seen
a bully in action. They are the parents who tell their
children, "Just ignore him, dear," and all the
while the kids are getting the snot beat out of them --
precisely because they won't fight back.
However, even if we do conclusively prove that
bin Laden was responsible for the attack, we should not
assume that he was the only one and that the
trail ends there. It may be "crazy talk," but it would not
surprise me in the least should this particular
trail lead all the way back to Texas.
John, I fully agree the Bush Family Evil Empire was "ultimately" behind
bin Laden,
just like they were behind Noriega and Islamic Jihad.
The "crazy talk" is saying W knew the WTC was going to be attacked last
Tuesday
and let it happen just to solidify his illegal hold on the White House.
But as soon as I say that, this report comes in...
http://www.skolnicksreport.com/pkem.html
This is really, really wild stuff.
Right now, ABC Radio is running the "scoop" than bin Laden bought
short shares
on the companies who insure the World Trade Centers.
If they were regular readers of bartcop.com
they would've known that
That was Breaking News way back in Volume
591 - Raining All Over the World
From: realmuddro@hotmail.com
Subject: thought #1 after my first sip of chinaco anejo: "god bless bartcop!"
bartcop,
i just got back from dropping 43$ on a bottle
of chinaco anejo.
after a sip, i was reminded of just how right
you almost always are.
i always thought of tequila as alcoholic sweat
before this. that's because my
only experience was crap like cuervo.
i love the tingling and the tastes of flowers,
vanilla (is it supposed to taste like that?
maybe im trippin), and spices! awesome. you sure
know how to pick em, my friend!
by the way, i was wondering if you'd have any
insight into what kind
of preparations i might make if i were considering
shipping a bottle
of chinaco anejo to someone else?
have you ever tried this?
the way i feel right now, you ought to probably
tell me where i can send
a nice gift this coming christmas (or tell me
when your birthday is).
you have certainly given all of us so much, you
deserve a gift now and then...
thanks again!
Muddro
Muddro, safety first!
God gets very angry of you don't capitalize His name.
What are you, crazy?
Do you know what kind of power He has?
Worse than Hillary's, His temper is.
...and what's this "almost" always right? :)
But the flowers, the vanilla, the spices - isn't that cool?
People taste chocolate, baked apples, papaya and oak.
Chinaco Anejo is better than Willy Wonka for flavors.
Dunno about shipping.
These days - probably get you a visit from the FBI.
My birthday was last week, the day after WTC.
Last year's birthday wasn't so hot, either.
I should tell that story sometime...
Falwell
and Robertson say they didn't say what we heard
by Willster1@aol.com
Click Here to read the stupid and clumsy lies these "Christians" are selling.
Click Here to hear the truth in their own words.
Here comes the "American crusade"
Bush's bumbling mouth has made the war more difficult.
Today he called the coming war "a crusade," a particularly inflammatory
word for Muslims.
Even our Muslim friends had to back away.
Powell had to go and smooth it over. He probably said in
private,
"Don't mind him, He's an idiot. Cheney
and I are in running things."
His Father bumbled us into the Gulf War, now Junior is going to
start WWIII.
This is too serious to have this clown in charge.
He doesn't have the slightest clue what he's doing.
It's official.
Pigs Fly 
Earth now spinning clockwise, to scientist's bewilderment.
What I said yesterday,
> Quotes
> "People talk about Jerry Falwell and Pat
Robertson saying "this was our fault."
> ...Barbara Lee voted against
funding this war. She's the extremist."
> --the vulgar Pigboy,
first hour
> Hey Rush, take a stand once in your life, would you?
> You see, this way, Rush can say, "I talked about
Falwell & Robertson,"
> but Rush has the talent to say things without
saying them
> like how lazy and stupid the dumb niggers are,
> and he also can talk about things and never
say a word,
> like he did just then.
That was true as hell, but I didn't hear the rest of the show.
You're about to hear Rush turn on the religiously-insane.
If you love Rush Limbaugh, or you hate Rush Limbaugh,
you need to hear him tell Falwell and Robertson off.
Excerpt:
All I can say is I was profoundly embarrassed
and disappointed by their comments.
They can try to take them back all they
want, but the bottom line is that their words are indefensible.
This is a Rush I've never heard before.
This is Rush telling the truth for the first time.
Maybe he's read some bartcop.com and figured
out that now that he has his $300 million in the bank
he's finally free to tell the truth and he can stop whoring for
the Insanity Brigade, but I doubt it.
Then again, maybe someone gave him $100 to turn on his friends.
Whores follow the money.
But, facts are facts.
Since you can read those words from Rush's website (and more)
and you can hear his words (and more) on his website, that means
it probably happened.
...when the sun came up yesterday,
...what were the Vegas odds that pigs would fly?
Mark your calendars.
September 18th, 2001, Rush told the truth.
From: boaz@gamma.usfca.edu
Subject: Dave
BC,
It wasn't so much what Dave said as the humility
with which he said it that made last night's show special.
I don't recall him saying anything particularly
eloquent or new, but the fact that he was visibly shaken
(looking almost nevous) and humbled gave me,
and I'm sure millions of other viewers, a feeling of connectness
...kind of like he was talking right to you personally.
His subjects were Guiliani's heroism, the firefighters,
police officers, and other rescue workers' heroism,
and the nonsensical nature of the motive of the attack
(I think he said something like "They tell us
that these attacks on innocent people were the result of
religious fanaticism. If I'm alive for 1000 years,
that will never make sense to me.")
I do recall one thing he said that choked me up.
He spoke of a small town in Northern Montana
(can't recall the name), population 1600- mostly
poor ranchers and farmers- who, on Sunday night,
held a raffle in the high school auditorium to
raise money for New York City.
He said "that is what makes America great" or
something to that effect.
I gotta say, the thought of those 1600 people-
most of whom have probably never been
to New York and who are struggling to stay afloat
in their tiny community- raising money
for the world's most prosperous city - was something
pretty spectacular.
Take care,
Cynthia
Cynthia, thanks.
I can't wait to see that tape.
US: Belarus Election Fatally Flawed
Bush spokesman calls the Belarus President "Europe's
last dictator"
and accused him of stealing his country's
Sept. 9 election.
Monday, Ari Fleischer said Bush regrets the "severely
flawed" election and
believes it cannot be internationally recognized
because it was not free or fair.
ha ha
Make him stop!
"Not only did Alexander Lukashenko, Europe's last
dictator, steal the elections from the
Belarussian people, for the moment, he also stole
their opportunity to return to a path
toward democracy and free- market economy," Fleischer
said with a straight face.
So, ... George and Ari say imposters who steal elections shouldn't be recognized?
That sounds like good advice to me....
From: Rochesterjim@aol.com
Subject: Republican Newscasters Are Predictable & Boring
Did you notice how the Republican newscasters,
Brit Hume, Tony Snow, Brian Williams,
and Tim Russert kept trying to give Bush credit
for his handling of the situation last week.
Bush acted like a coward and hid, while Clinton
hurried back to NY from Australia.
Clinton gave a lot of comfort to those bewildered
and distressed,
while Bush showed up late, trembled, wept and
prayed.
I like Clinton's leadership better.
Jim in Rochester, MI
Now that Airline Travel has virtually stopped, there should be a plentiful
supply of oil.
If it really is a Free Market (as Republicans tell us), we should see
gas prices and
heating oil prices coming down this winter.
Is anybody taking bets?
What excuses do they think they will use to keep the price unnaturally
high?
Maybe another "refinery fire" in Illinois?
We're getting screwed by the Oil man and the Vice Oil man.
From: marc@perkel.com
Subject: Dead or Alive?
I agree with President Bush that we should go
after the terrorists. Wanted - Dead or Alive!
And I agree that we should go after those who
harbor terrorists and those who provide support
and fundiung to them. "The people who feed
them will be held accountable," says President Bush.
But the part that I don't quite understand is
that it turns out that the Bush Administration has given
The Taliban 43 million dollars this year making
us possibly the biggest funder of this terrorist organization.
What does that mean?
I am so confused!
Is Bush saying we should go after him?
ha ha
Yes!
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
Copyright © 2001,
bartcop.com
Thanks for the
fumble, Dude.
