Today's  bartcop.com  bonus issue


 Quotes

"President Bush seems to believe that his commander-in-chief power gives him the
  authority to ignore every other part of the Constitution when he deems it necessary.
 The president is profoundly mistaken about that -- and the judiciary should resist this power grab."
      --Timothy Lynch, Cato Institute
 

 Tim, don't hold your breath.
 Like everything else, Bush owns the Supreme Court.


Bush Calls For Removal Of Arafat
Yeah well so what?

Earthlings Call for Removal of Bush

Billions of Earthlings announced their blueprint for the creation of a provisional American state,
urging the Americans to replace George Bush as their leader. Chief whippersnapper Bartcop
will likely travel to the region to help sell the plan for reestablishing democracy in the recession-wracked
rogue nation that has recently gotten out of control flouting all laws of decency and international respect.

Simon S


 I saw an old TIME magazine the other day, dated December 2001.
 On the cover, it showed a bin Laden-looking dude with the caption "Closing in."
 Well, here it is six months later, and we're still "closing in."

 Why does TIME magazine want to prop up the Unelected Fraud?
 And once they predict victory for President Stupid, why aren't they honest enough
 to print a retraction and say, "We were wrong, he's not closing in on a damn thing."
 

 Think what Clinton could have accomplished if he had a press
 that would sit up and beg whenever he told it to...



Yo, B'Cop;

Did anyone ever explain what George W. bought with the $39 million
he gave to the Taliban in March of 2001? (I think that was the amount.)
I don't recall any journalists ever coming back to the story, or explaining
why these extremists needed our money so badly.
So you have any further details?

Jeff Nilsson
 

The excuse what that they would eradicate some heroin fields,
but it was actually a bribe so Bush could get his precious pipeline built.

Bush will get his precious pipeline, no matter how many WTCs have to fall.



 There is no alternative
  Mary Wakefield talks to the Republican hawk Peggy Noonan,
  and finds her single-minded and certain in her pursuit of evil

   Click  Here

   Excerpt:
‘When I first met Hillary Clinton she was a plain, dumpy woman with glasses and a shawl.
 I thought she was sweet,’ says Noonan, author of The Case Against Hillary Clinton, with
 wide-eyed malice. ‘I had no idea how dangerous she would become. People have worked
 on her clothes and her image; she’s gone through a lot and come out cold and ambitious.
 Neither she nor Bill loves America. They don’t want the presidency to help the country
 but to use it as a platform to power.’
 

  ha ha

 Compared to whom?
 The crime family that stole the election and our $5,000,000,000,000 surplus?
 Bunnypants is here to help America because he love her?
 Or because they can steal trillions and nobody can stop them?

 What a slut.
 It's a good thing we don't use the "c" word on this page...
 This is Ann Coulter in thirty years.
 The only way this slut can make money is writing personal slurs against the Clintons.

 Hell, I'll bet this foul-mouthed tramp has been in John Fund's bed.


 Hi, I'm John Fund.
 I beat women - got any?


Subject: Kerry 2004
To: john_kerry@kerry.senate.gov

Dear Senator Kerry;

I am writing to express my appreciation for you having the courage to stand up to the AWOL imposter
in my White House.  The 'war' in Afghanistan was a disaster, we didn't make that benighted country safe
for democracy, we made it safe for big oil.  bin Laden is still out there, Mullah Omar is still out there,
al Queda is still out there.  The only things being curtailed by this 'war on evil' is our Bill of Rights.
The entire weight of the Repugnant hit machine will now come down on you, and you won't have
any more cover than the Democrats provided for Clinton.

It's a sad state of affairs in this country when every major policy the administration proposes is opposed
by a majority of the American people yet his personal popularity remains high because the loyal opposition
is afraid to disagree with him.  Of course you will be criticized as traitors, cowards and deserters in the
'war on terror'; that's all the Rethugs know, and they have had 10 years to perfect their methods.
But, you have a ready made counter, that Gore failed to use, your decorated service to your country.

I don't know who I will support in the primaries of 2004.  But, I can tell you who will not get my vote:
a person who is afraid to remind the country of the 8 years of peace, prosperity and balanced budgets
    of the Clinton years, and contrast that with the slow motion train wreck that is the Bush administration
a person who is more concerned with what the pundits at DC dinner parties are saying about you than
    what the American people are saying, bad press from Sally Quinn?  She's as unknown outside DC as
    the next panhandler we meet
a person who is afraid to fight for himself, how can I expect him to fight
   for my concerns when he won't fight for his own?

Finally, Senator Kerry, you seem to be showing the kind of character I would happily vote for.
But, you can't just don the Democrat mantle and expect the rank and file to blindly follow you
to another 4 years of the unelected, smirking fraud.
 

Paul N



 Corn

 This year's corn crop, at first glance, seem to be the best ever!
 The new strain "T e m p t a t i o n" is sweeter than Dr. Laura on the Bizarro World

   Sidebar:
 We went to Arkansas Saturday, and I lost a precious day of "maze,"
 but Christian has been a lot of help to bartcop.com   so I figured I owed her that.

 Thursday and Friday, we cut the kernels off the cob, but Sunday, ...Oh, Sunday...
 Sunday we cooked a dozen chicken breasts on the BartGrill, we roasted 7 ears of corn,
 we had those little red tomatos* and Mrs. Bart had Sousa margaritas while I enjoyed
 the convergence of God's (and OSU's) finest vegetable work with The Miracle at Canaan.

 Have you ever been in a serious corn coma?
 It was great, and we're not even to prime corn season yet.

 Koresh, the Bixby Corn Festival isn't until this weekend, and the corn doesn't even
 get "Jimmy Page" until it's been sweltering in 105 degrees for two weeks straight.


  Dynasties

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Had Bush tried to bail out Enron in November or December of 2001, his personal and dynastic
 ties to the company would have come under intense scrutiny. Without that bailout, most of the
 Washington press corps has been content to leave alone the much larger story--the apparent
 seventeen-year connection between the Bush dynasty and Enron. Even without such information,
 it seems clear, counting campaign contributions, consultancies, joint investments, deals, presidential
 library and inaugural contributions, speech fees and the like, that the Bush family and entourage
 collected some $8 million to $10 million from Enron over the years, which is more than changed
 hands in Harding's Teapot Dome scandal. Depending on some still-unclear relationships,
 it could be as high as $25 million. "
 

 Will the good puppy press EVER say anything about the Bush scandals?



 MIRC Chat Room nonsense

<bartcop> Can I say one thing, not meaning to brag?
<bozak> please
<roblaw> brag, fergoddsakes!
<bartcop> I think I'm smarter than the president...
<bartcop> swear to Koresh
<bozak> roaches are smarter than the president
<FireHeart> bartcop. My cats are smarter than the pResident.
<bozak> dude
<bartcop> spelling, geography, vocabulary...
<bozak> that is not bragging
<roblaw> Hell, we ALL are, and we're chasing that IQ of yours!
<a-stranger> that's a given. smirk couldn't do a site like yours.
<bozak> thats lo self esteem
<FascistanPete> can you SPELL. AND SPEAK.
<RC> jeez telling the truth is not bragging, sorry to break it to you but ALL of us are, in the world
 

 You should give the chat room a try sometime.
 You can ever lurk, instead of chatting...

 Click  Here  for directions to the live chat room


Subject: Forest Fires

Hey BC,

Do you remember when the Big Dog was president and we had all those forest fires?
I seem to recall those were Clinton's fault too because of his policy against deforestation.

Gosh, I don't recall hearing the media blame little George for the West burning up.
Just another example of the damn conservative media.

Charlie





Privacy Policy
. .