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Volume 630 - The Trick is to Keep Breathing

November 1, 2001

VCR Alert - Hueueueueuge TV night for those of you with multiple VCRs.
   Michael Jackson's cleaned-up and digitally-enhanced "concert" is on ABC.
   More blood-drinking on Survivor tonight. There's an all new C.S.I. on CBS.
   There's that Yankee game, (spolier - they win)but if you're into watching the same old repeats,
   why not settle down with The Godfather, Pulp Fiction or Blazing Saddles?
   And Friends is having their Halloween special, and then there's fun in the chat room at 9 CST.

Quotes

"Mr. Vice President, It's good to see you out again. Having once been held in a secure,
   undisclosed location myself, I appreciate your predicament. I'm glad you were furloughed."
      -- John McCain ribbing the Vice-Oil man about being protected while sending
          Gilligan to Yankee Stadium to slap some backs and shake some hands.

From: hey2370@earthlink.net

Subject: Slowly freaking out!

Hey Bartcop,

You have to write about Bush's new executive order blocking the release of Presidential
papers for as long as the sitting President wants. Little George is trying to complete his
poppy's cover up of the Crime of the Century by killing the people's right to know.

When can we start talking about a citizen's arrest of George for crimes against America?

Rock on,
Todd

Until the Democrats start acting like men, instead of scared rabbits, we're helpless.
Mr. Rove knows they're too scared to fight back so he's taking advantage.

The bastards are going to steal the 2004 election, too, because they know
the Democrats will lay back and enjoy it like they enjoyed the Florida rape.

God, get me out of this party of spineless weenies!!!

SEC Opens Formal Probe Into Enron

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I wonder if they're going to look at that $1.8 million that Weak & Stupid
turned into $254 million of OUR taxpayer money?

The oil companies are making profits of 500 percent.
Why do they need a quarter-BILLION dollar gift from the Oil President?

How about that Derek Jeter and the Yankees?

He's got all the talent in the world, doesn't he?
Tell me, is he still dating Mariah Carey?

You know this series was decided months ago, right?
It's in the contract - it's in the script.
...and congrats to the Yankees for winning the 2002 series, too.

Mr. Steinbrenner certainly has a talented checkbook.

From: ozbird@gte.net

Subject: Americans Reichstag fire

According to William Shirer in his book, The Rise and Fall of the third
Reich, after the Reichstag fire the Nazis decreed the following "Defensive Measures",

"Restrictions on personal liberty, on the right of free expression of
opinion, including of the press; on the rights of assembly and association;
and violations of the privacy of postal, telegraphic and telephonic
communications; and warrants for house searches, orders for confiscation as
well as restrictions on property, are also permissible beyond the legal
limits otherwise prescribed."

Those who do not remember history, will re-live it.
This is the legacy of Project 60

Until the gelding Democrats grow a pair, we are in serious trouble.

Home Grown Fanatics
by Gene Lyons

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Excerpt:
The so-called "Army of God" has been mailing anthrax threats to
abortion providers for years. In recent weeks, more than 90 Planned
Parenthood clinics have received envelopes filled with fake anthrax powder.
Attorney General John Ashcroft has promised to prosecute terrorist hoaxes,
but emitted nary a peep about the "Army of God." You'd like to think his
silence has nothing to do with his own strident anti-abortion views.

Lots of great stuff over at including her Emmy Special
and some secret sex tips from Heidi Fleiss, who screwed more people than Newt Gingrich.

CHENEY is what "Cheney" looks like in Wingdings font.

Thanks to Todd Hudson, banner-maker extraordinaire.

Quotes

“We don’t have the answers.”
-- Tom Ridge, on the anthrax attacks.

...take a bow, Tom.

The latest from R.B. Ham

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Watch the numbers change...

Patriot Games
by Molly Ivins

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Excerpt:
We seem to have bombed everything bombable, including the Red Cross twice.
At this point, it seems to me, we can give it another month and call the war for the season,
which is what the Afghans do, and wait 'til next year without any disgrace. What would be
worse than disgraceful is causing mass starvation. The humanitarian aid folks are getting
frantic about this, and we need to stop and figure out what we can do about it.

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It had everything.