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Quotes
"I've been trying to tame our press corps
ever since I got into politics, and I've failed miserably."
-- George W. Bush, trying to explain away his endless
honeymoon with the whore press
From: Dave.Hardison@co.orange.fl.us
Subject: Safeweb Finally Dies
SafeWeb gave me an error message this morning
that their West Coast ISP filed for Chapter 11,
and the East Coast can't handle the load.
That's a shame. I blame Bush, but then I blame Bush for
everything, including the fact that the Seminoles
can't seem to win anymore.
I still read BartCop at home, of course, but it is not the same as reading while pretending to work.
Thanks,
Dave
Dave, hate to hear that...
I'm printing this so maybe someone will contact you
with the name of another Freedom of Speech service.
Laura
Schlessinger (R-Whore) has taken to having Clinton-bashing
guests on her show,
because there's more money in bashing Clinton than helping inbreds
run their lives.
She saw the money the vulgar Pigboy was making and said, "I
need more of that!"
Today (probably Friday in your town) she has on Star Parker, (R-Tom)
a black Clinton basher.
They're going on and on about the horrors of sucking an innocent
baby into a sink,
of course leaving out the part where Bush's wife and mother are
both "baby killers."
You see, giving out the true facts would hurt their money-grubbing,
so they only give out selected facts that will increase
their money Niagra.
Hey, Laura - since Barbara Olson's death, there's a clown who
needs regular sex.
There's some free french fries in it for you - ...and I know
how you love money...
Quotes
"We need to recognize that concrete information
told with honesty and
specificity and integrity
is important to the ultimate success of this conflict,"
-- Karl Rove, with
a straight face, on Bush's "none of your business" war
From: CE491@aol.com
Subject: Adolf W. Bushler rides a bay gelding
I perused Newsmax.com, and not a word, not
a damn word, about Herr Bushler and his
SS lieutenant John Ashelgruber giving the
Charmin paper mill our sacred Bill of Rights.
Nothing. Zero, zilch, nada, to quote
the deaf Nazi.
Sieg Heil.
I checked FreeRepublic.com. Nothing.
I guess the Freepers only care about (yawn)
Clinton's underwear and Buddhist temple.
Free Republic, dedidated to the Bill of Rights.(?)
Then Bushler does what he's doing, and
they don't say a damn thing!!!
I tuned into Fox last week for 20 minutes,
and lo and behold, Geraldo Rivera was snickering
and telling Sheppard Smith "You're right,
Shep. That Clinton.....he was a liar and a sex maniac.
Yeah, I am glad I came here to Fox;
I like fair and balanced, Shep."
He would push his mother in front of the Pelham 123 subway train if that would get him a good story.
In 32 states,
oral sex is a felony.
Are you
a dangerous felon?
He's watching... and you'd better not forget it.
Quotes
“Two words: who cares? The American people
are more concerned about
our nation’s security and economy
than any umpteenth recount of an election
that was decided over a year
ago.”
-- Katie Baur, spokeswoman for Gov.
Jeb Bush,
on public apathy
at the results of the Florida ballots
From: karengoodrich@bak.rr.com
Subject: Laura on the radio
The big laugh is Laura Bush doing her husbands
bidding Saturday morning on his radio gig.
She is going to "tell" us about how badly
Afghan women are treated. Well thank you Laura.
Some of us have known this story for a
number of years, but it would appear that she has
just discovered that life as a woman in
Afghanistan was not too great. It seems that George
and the boys are trotting out Laura, Karen
Hughes, Mary Matalin and Cheri Blair to tell us
how badly these women are treated.
Now this is a laugh, have we ever heard Laura or
any of the others ever speak out for womens
rights, in the US or Afghanistan?
It goes without saying that the plight of
Afghanistan women is horrible
however I don't need Laura Bush to educate
me.
Karen
Karen, remember when America had an elected First lady?
Oh, the press crucified her here in America, but when Hillary
traveled overseas,
the poor people would walk a dozen miles with no shoes just
for a chance to see her.
Hillary Clinton inspired women all over the world,
but Pickles Bush isn't allowed to have her own opinions
because her dim-witted husband leads the America Taliban.
BartCop: Hey, Pickles, what's your position on abortion rights?
Pickles: "Mhhhmmhhhhmmmfggfhhfmmm."
I say "Take that muzzle off, Pickles.
Take that Burqa off, too.
Speak out as though you were an equal in America's Taliban."
"Free Laura Bush"
C'mon, help me out here. Let's get a chant going...
"Free Laura Bush"
"Free Laura Bush"
"Say no to the American Taliban!"
"Free Laura Bush"
"Free Laura Bush"
"Say no to the American Taliban!"
[Look, they're starting the wave]
"Free Laura Bush"
"Free Laura Bush"
"Say no to the American Taliban!"
[Look, they're turning over cop cars]
"Free Laura Bush"
"Free Laura Bush"
"Say no to the American Taliban!"
Pray for the women in the American Taliban.
Ask the school children in your town to each send a dollar to
free the American Taliban women.
Send that dollar to PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
and we'll free those poor women.
Tom Tomorrow
You can see the whole cartoon if you Click Here
From: asasuperfly@yahoo.com
Subject: Airline Security Threats CENSORED!
A couple of days ago, I investigated the possibility
of the recent airplane falling apart less than 2
minutes flying out from JFK Airport being hit
by an American made Stinger Missile. Along with biological
weapon websites being pulled off of search engines,
the capabilities of the Stinger Missile has been
pulled AND when I posted a link on the http://gwbush.com
web site the post soon failed and
then the entire website crashed. Post this website
at your own risk because people in our own
Government don't want anyone to see how vulnerable
our commercial airplanes are.
This will soon be classified information along
with the News Reports in your archives showing how George
Bush Sr. gave two planeloads of these deadly
and portable weapons to Hizbollah terrorists.
Asa.
Osama cornered near Kandahar
Excerpt:
A British newspaper, quoting defence sources,
reported on Sunday that British and US
special forces had cornered Bin Laden in an 80-sq
km area south-east of Kandahar.
The Sunday Telegraph said British and US commandos
had been dropped by helicopter
across the southern approach to the area to prevent
Bin Laden from escaping into Pakistan.
It's my understanding our special forces have a NYPD nightstick
with them.
When they find bin Laden, they're going to have a "Giuliani
party" with his ass.
The vulgar Pigboy told his listeners they should boycott papers
that run Doonesbury
because of Sunday's hysterical send up of President Bush Laden
Go figure.
America's premier verbal terrorist is against the free expression
of ideas, and this is
after nine years of broadcasting slanderous lies he fabricated
against Bill & Hillary Clinton .
Swear to God...
All the crimes that the Bush Family Evil Empire has committed
and are committing right before our very eyes,
...and out entire government went after Clinton over sex?
Chased Julie Hiatt Steele out of her house over Clinton's sex
life?
Threw Susan McDougal in jail over Clinton's sex life?
What the fuck is wrong with this country?
From: czeitlin@pacbell.net
Subject: I wonder...
Dude,
In response to today's "I wonder..." section --
yes, there is a reason these guys are not afraid of
the U.S. kicking their asses (or worse). Here's
what they've seen in the last 20 years:
o Terrorists took over the US Embassy in Iran.
They were rewarded
with (illegal) arms sales and were
never punished.
o Terrorists wanted US soldiers out of Lebanon,
so they blew up the Marine barracks and killed 230.
The US military withdrew and no
terrorists were ever punished, though we did indiscriminately shell
civilians (nice touch).
o Terrorists wanted hundreds of their pals, imprisoned
by Israel, released, so they hijacked a TWA plane
and kept it on the tarmac for two
weeks. Word was sent -- hush-hush, of course -- to the hijackers that
they would get what they wanted.
They released the passengers, and Israel later (and without publicity)
released the prisoners as the terrorists
had demanded.
The above were under Ronnie "We will never
negotiate with terrorists" Reagan.
Looks to me like Terrorists 3, US 0.
More recently, we've had the disaster in Somalia,
because bin Laden wanted us out of there and he arranged
to have some of our soldiers killed and dragged
around in public. Amid much screaming from the R's that this
was all Clinton's fault (though GHW Bush had
sent our troops in the first place and had no "exit strategy"),
we again did as they wished and pulled out. Terror
4, US 0.. So they were undefeated heading into Sep. 11.
Bin Laden has formed the belief -- and he doesn't
seem to be the kind of guy who's likely to revise his opinions
after further reflection -- that the US is easily
beaten, that we turn tail and run at the first sign of trouble.
Up till now, he's been right, at least in view
of the last 20 years.
As you said, we've gotten Sadaam out of Kuwait,
Slobodan's on trial, and the Taliban is on the run.
But all those were accomplished with minimal
(or zero) loss of American lives, so in that sense,
they were not tests of our determination. The
real test will come when our people start to get killed
in large numbers, and this may happen when the
hunt for bin Laden gets going on the ground.
I'm pretty sure he's in for an unpleasant surprise.
Best,
Cary
Cary, don't forget - Saint Reagan kept his coat on while arming terrorist
nations, so he's considered
a great president by some, and his crimes were overlooked, then
buried with Poppy Bush pardons.
Sweep weeks are almost over - aren't you glad?
Don't let the bastards win.
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