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Quotes
"I'd like to be on the ticket in 2004,
if the president
wants me and everything else
makes sense.''
-- the Vice Oil man
Trust me, Dick, President Dumbass needs his handlers.
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"To hear the Democrats attack John Ashcroft,
you'd think he ordered the
government to attack a cabin
in the woods and shoot the guy's wife in the head."
--The vulgar Pigboy, fifteen minutes into
today's show
No, Rush, that was Bush Senior who ordered Randy Weaver's wife
murdered.
Why do you continue to blame Clinton for crimes Bush ordered?
Is your stroke that bad?
Or are you just a lying whore?
From: bvg@sun.com
Subject: Gramm-Enron
Don't know if you noticed but Wendy Gramm, wife
of that moron from Texas, Phil Gramm,
just happens to be on board of directors of Enron
Cute, huh ?? Enron and their crooked CEO
rob billions from rate payers and shareholders,
and give a couple hundred million to the Bushies.
Everyone gets screwed except the Republicans.
This must be what Phil Gramm means by the "free market".
Why doesn't Bush ask Congress for a declaration of war?
From: Pam Green
Subject: Spencer Abraham
1. Do you suppose that Ashcroft (R-lost
to a dead man) has sent "Spence" Abraham (R-incumbent;
lost to a much smarter
woman) a request to come in for questioning? Right after being appointed
as secretary of the
Energy Department, I seem to recall that he "remembered" being of Arab-American
descent (I have
the misfortune of having been represented by him in the Senate prior to
the "election").
2. Isn't it interesting that the cabinet
is full of people who lost the election?
Oops. Guess it
makes sense for this administration.
Bush shows signs of war's burden
"It's aged the hell out of him," said Gov.
William J. Janklow of South Dakota,
a Republican who for years has been close
to Mr. Bush and his parents.
"Look at his hair. Look at the lines on
his face. It's incredible, the toll.
He's the only guy in history who had to
take lessons to get that smirk off his face."
Poor baby, had to do some work?
It's the first job President Bunnypants has ever had
Quotes
"Although we may never know with complete certainty
the identity of the winner
of this year's presidential election,
the identity of the loser is perfectly clear.
It is the nation's confidence in this
Court as the impartial guardian of the rule of law."
-- Justice Stevens, wishing our votes meant
something
Capitol
Hill bullies target NYC survivors,
DC train
riders and crime-weary Oregonians
by Bruce S Ticker
Excerpt:
Already John Ashcroft is picking on an
entire state, Oregon.
Not only did followers of Ronald Reagan
name an airport after the right-wing president but they
want $400,000 spent on sign changes and
related expenses.
And while New Yorkers still struggle after
the Sept. 11 attack they are denied needed funds
from President Bush and the right-wing
controlled House of Representatives.
So what else can happen? When the people
of these states and affected communities even
question such moves, the Capitol Hill bullies
are poised to pounce.
...from the new & exciting thebushsyndrome.com
They also have a poll up - Did Ashcroft perjure himself last
Thursday?
I voted "yes."
Nice
interview with the creator of Boondocks
He's every bit as angry as Huey.
Excerpt:
Come on, Bush is a moron. There is no doubt
about it. And they really
didn't have a problem going there before.
But now, nobody wants to call
him on it. People get excited because he
can speak well. What world is this?
When we're happy that the president can
articulate well. That's something they
only used to say about black men. "Oh,
you speak so well." That's nuts.
You don't say that about the president
Thanks to Salon magazine.
From: davidwilkinso42@hotmail.com
Subject: The Complicity Story
On your link to the story about the speech on
complicity that that guy gave, I wanted to point out
something to you. It says that he showed
proof that planning for this war has been going on for
"at least four years." If that's true then
planning would have been started in 1997 at the beginning
of Clinton's second term. So if this
planning was started by the Clinton administration,
why all the animosity about it toward the Bush
administration?
Clinton has no use for an oil pipeline in Afghanistan.
Clinton wouldn't sacrifice men & women for a few extra dollars
like the Bush family Evil Empire does.
Even after the angry American voters fired George Herbert-Herbert Bush
for doing a bad job,
he still had his CIA connections. I doubt any former CIA director
is ever shut out from the spooky
goings on there, and that goes double for a former director who then
became President.
I also heard a rumor that even as president, Clinton was shut out of
some stuff
that was on a "need to know only" basis, but I can't produce evidence
of that.
I got your Bill of Rights right here, America!
Quotes
"Geraldo is in Afghanistan. He's a little dramatic,
though.
He is carrying a gun and says he isn't
afraid to use it.
So he is now considered armed and annoying."
--Jay Leno
Does Richard Reeves read bartcop.com? I think he might...
THERE
IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISSENT AND TREASON
By Richard Reeves
Excerpt:
So, the attorney general of the United
States tells me: "To those who scare peace-loving people
with phantoms of lost liberty, my message
is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists."
Well, screw you, buddy!
According to a British newspaper,
bin
Laden's wife says he's going to commit sucide on TV
Dear Mr. bin Laden,
Please don't kill yourself on a Tuesday
or a Sunday because there's already too much on.
Saturday nights are pretty good, could
you do it then?
...talk about "Must see TV."
And have you determined the method yet?
One way you might consider would be to
get in a tall building (are there any left in Afghanistan?)
and have one of your virgin-seekers
fly into it and crush your murdering ass, but then again,
flames really look good on TV, so a
self immolation would be great theater.
And if you need help striking the match,
I know of a few thousand volunteers
and they're already in country so it'd
be convenient.
...just trying to help,
BartCop
Headline on Yahoo Sports Sunday night at 8:43 PM CST
Nebraksa, Miami in BCS title game
Several things wrong with that headline.
First, Miami is a good choice, but Nebraska didn't even
win their conference.
How do you invite an also-ran instead of the winner to represent
your conference?
Second, Colorado kicked Nebraska's ass really, really
bad.
Colorado scored 62
points on hapless Nebraska in their last game
of the season.
A non-conference winner who got tagged for 62 might be the best
team in the nation?
Are Katherine Harris and Three Fingers Scalia involved in this
selection?
Third, I'm a little confused about exactly who Nebraksa
is.
Is Nebraksa
a college in New Jersey?
Yeah, I'm making a little fun at Yahoo's
expense.
I know what it's like to publish something
with glaring spelling errors.
...but then again, Yahoo is a BILLION dollar conglomerate
and Bart's Treehouse is funded by Marc Perkel and reader donations.
I feel better about Friday's Quayle-ish spelling riot.
I'm watching you...
Giving
Comfort to the Enemy
By Robert Pagani
Excerpt:
When exactly did castration become a
requirement to run for office as a Democrat?
Justice,
Afghan Style
By K. Douglas Burkhart ©
Excerpt:
The world may never know who died from
the weapons that John Lindh fired, or whether he had any involvement
in the death of the American CIA agent
who died in the prison uprising. What is certain is that this American
traitor
chose sides, and, much like gambling and
the stock market, the person placing a bet and buying stock always knows,
but may deny, the sizeable downside risk
that follows if fortunes go against them. Lindh gambled, and lost.
As I have said before, John Walker Lindh
deserves what he expected of others, and nothing less justice
not in
the court of world opinion, but in the
way that will soon be dispensed in the new Afghanistan.
K. Doug,
If I'm reading you right, I disagree.
I'm an old-school, Constitution type of guy.
I never met this John Lindh, all I know about him comes from
the profit-driven, media whores.
I can't call for some new, swift justice until a few facts float
my way.
If the cops say he's guilty, let's have a trial and see what
the government's case is.
If a jury finds him guilty with sunshine-basking evidence, let's
hang him.
...and if he's guilty due to religiously insanity I suggest we put them ALL on trial.
Somehow, this John Lindh guy has suddenly become the focus
of all media all the time.
He's as non-news-worthy as Elian Gonzales, but the whore press
needs a human interest angle.
Karl Rove appreciates a great distraction, so we're in Lindhland
until further notice.
Click on 
and
see what else is new in Entertainment.
There's tons of stuff over there - you should check it
out.
Quotes
"The Houston Police Department was on Andrews
street in front of the Enron building
to give tickets to employees
who parked in front to load up their belongings."
----former Enron Employee
From: (a stalker)
Subject: I've lost ol' Barfy.....
Ol' Barfy used to reply to my e-mail, but
I'm afraid I've lost him.
He's a real chicken-shit. That boy lives
in total fear of having his identity revealed or his real words exposed
(he does speak quite differently in his private
mail, and to people he regards as "friendly", as I was once considered).
So, even though I harrass him all the time with
e-mail, he has refrained from answering me for the last few weeks.
The last word I got from him was when he offered
me a regular column on his page, which I declined in a fit of rage.
Pumpkin Eater
Let the record show, since the stalker thought I wouldn't print his
note, he spoke some truth.
Almost every angry conservative who has ever written to me has been
offered a regular column.
This has been my standing offer since I started the newsletter in 1996.
I live for the confrontation - I want to
be put to the test.
I want people to write and say, "That's not
true and here's why!!!!"
If I'm wrong about something - SHOW ME!
Bottom line?
There's no conservative online who can go one-on-one with me.
All I have is an IQ of 64 and the truth, and they're too shy to take
me on.
Back when I played pool for a living, if someone was afraid to gamble,
I'd have to give them the 8,
or the 7 and 8, ...or the 6, 7 and 8, ...or the 6,
7 and 8 and the damn break, but eventually we could
arrive at an acceptable arrangement and then they would finally agree
and pay me after the game.
But with my IQ of 64, what else can I give up?
All I have is the truth
The call goes out again - I will debate well-behaved republicans on any topic I've written about.
...any takers?
Happy Birthday to...
........
Susan Dey is 49
Nia Peeples is 40
I'm watching you, terrorist...
Anniversary
by Dave Romm
Excerpt:
December 12 marks the anniversary of the
Supreme Court decision that awarded the presidency to the wrong guy.
CNN
CROSSFIRE
Interview With Alex Castellanos; Interview With Paul Begala
Excerpt:
BEGALA: Were dead wrong. Dead-ass wrong.
History will record it.
Tom Daschle is also the guy whose first
act as majority leader was he allowed
the confirmation of that right-wing, knuckle-dragging
thug Ted Olson.
So don't tell me that all of a sudden he's
the most partisan guy...
Ho
Ho
Ho
Merry Christmas to all the GOP Hos
Reminder
If you don't read bartcop.com every day - the Evil Doers win.
Constitution
put at risk
by Daniel Baker
Excerpt:
The military tribunals are secret unless
the president chooses to make them open. He further claims the
privilege of inspecting the trial record
for “review and final decision by me,” so he can convict anyone
whom the tribunal acquits. The defendant
is not allowed to appeal to anyone, not even the Supreme Court.
The Constitution nowhere gives the president
the authority to do this. Indeed it specifically prohibits him,
or anybody else, from doing it. The Sixth
Amendment says, “In all criminal prosecutions, the accused
shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public
trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein
the crime shall have been committed.”
It does not distinguish between citizens and non-citizens in granting this right.
Who's
Joey Bishop?
by Maureen Dowd She hates
everybody,
this time it's Clooney, I think.
Excerpt:
Forget about Clooney and Pitt mimicking
vintage testosterone in the new Rat Pack remake.
We've got the real deal right here. Septuagenarian
testosterone. The suave swagger of Rummy
and Cheney, enhanced by cluster bombs and
secure locations instead of martinis and broads.
Who needs the men of "Ocean's 11" when you've got the men of Sept. 11?
Quotes
"We should be down on our knees thanking
God right now
that it's also "natural"
for men to fight, shoot and kill."
-- Ann Coulter, who's down on her knees
a lot.
I'm watching everything
you do...
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