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On a dark spring night, nine weeks behind schedule, the
MNS Indestructible,
a Class C Submersible Deepswimmer, departs Sancrist Isle
with a crew of twenty
and a callous disregard for the inevitable.Armed with
top secret devices,
a band of intrepid gnome explorers sets out on a legendary
journey to... Read
more
John Ashcroft is hunting you down.
Bush advisers cashed in on Saudi gravy train
Excerpt:
Many of the same American corporate executives
who have reaped millions of dollars
from arms and oil deals with the Saudi monarchy
have served or currently serve at the
highest levels of U.S. government, public records
show.
Nowhere is the revolving U.S.-Saudi money wheel
more evident than within President Bush's
own coterie of foreign policy advisers, starting
with the president's father, George H.W. Bush.
Bush & Rove & Scalia didn't steal the White House to make America
a better place.
They stole the White House to make themselves not mere millions, but
billions.
...and we were sooooo concerned that Clinton might have a girlfriend?
We spent years and years and millions and millions chasing Clinton's
zipper,
and now the biggest theft in history doesn't even rate a mention on
the nightly news.
I Am a Patriot
by: Frederick H. Winterberg III
Excerpt:
If being a patriot means hanging an American
flag from the antenna of one's car
or from the flagpole in front of one's
house, then I don't qualify.
If being a patriot means standing behind the president,
*no matter what he and
his administration do*, then I guess I'm out
on that count too.
If being a patriot is not voicing your opinion
because it goes against what the
government is saying, I lose again.
If being a patriot means giving up my civil liberties, then I guess I'm out of luck.
From: johngsturm@yahoo.com
Subject: Hi Bartcop
I've be reading your page for quite a while but
this is my first email to you.
I'm glad you were able to get to it (a reasonable
assumption at this point, eh?).
I don't know if the OBL video is real or not.
It certainly seems legit but then again if it were a hoax
it wouldn't be a very good one if it didn't seem
legit. For now I assume it is legit. However just because
he said that he said "Be patient" doesn't mean
a damn thing. If he didn't do it it is entirely possible that he
took credit for it in a private setting.
So I don't believe that the "Be patient" comment is all that conclusive.
Just my thoughts.
Keep on rockin'
John
John, I considered that - that bin Laden might just be bragging to the
idiots who follow him,
but taking "credit" for downing the WTC is about as healthy as taking
credit for running over
John Gotti's grandchild with your car.
Thanks for writing
The
Right Sort
by Eric Alterman
Excerpt:
Since the September 11 attacks, some 500 suspects
have been detained. The FBI thought it
a good idea to check whether any of them had
bought weapons. But the justice department,
under attorney general John Ashcroft, is refusing
to deliver the relevant records.
In other words, discovering whether or not the
detainees have purchased guns is somehow
considered a greater violation of their civil
liberties than locking them up in jail without charge.
I haven't heard anyone try to defend this, have you?
Of course, it's indefensible, I'd just like to hear the attempt.
Quotes
"Oliver North says he is very upset that
John Walker could come back to this country
and cash in on his celebrity status.
He hates to see someone who did something wrong
get rewarded by writing a book or getting
a TV show out of it"
--Jay Leno
Celebrity Mail
From: Helen Thomas
Subject: Re:
Hey from BartCop
Thanks-helen thomas
Bushwatch
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Stuck in
New Jersey!
Part I by Christian Livemore
Madness
in Honolulu
by Hunter S. Thompson
Excerpt:
I was sitting here in this elegant beachfront
Suite in the Kahala Oriental Mandarin hotel,
thinking of nothing at all except the vastness
of the Pacific Ocean and the incredible
language skills of George Bush, when my
brain locked up and I veered off on some
meatball rap about the upcoming Miami/Nebraska
game. Who knows why?
It means nothing at all, absolutely nothing
-- except to both teams, who will pocket
$15,000,000 each showing up in Pasadena
on Jan 1. Suck on that nut, bubba. Ho ho.
From: rdier@worldnet.att.net
Subject: Cabo Wabo vs Chinaco Anejo
Bartcop...After hitting 3 of the state liquor
stores here in
Seattle,Washington, that had carried Chinaco
in the past, I came up zilch.....
Seeing a few bottles of Cabo Wabo
on the shelf I decided to give it a go.
CW is a tasty Tequila, however I feel it
is far from being the sipping Tequila Chinaco Anejo is.
Though both are marketed as made from 100%
Blue Agave', the definitive answer is found in the kitchen.
Chinaco Anejo has a superior
body, fragrance and unmatched smoothness.
I would heartily suggest Cabo Wabo
as an excellent mixing or snapping Tequila.
Clean, crisp and smoother than Cuervo
Gold, but given the $50+/- $5 price tag for either CA or CW,
I would choose Chinaco Anejo
hands down everytime..@ that price you want to sip.....NOT mix.....
Robert
Robert, I heartily concur.
I don't hate Cabo Wabo, but it'll be years before I try it again.
The Cabo Wabo is several dollars more than the Chinaco.
I mean, why buy hamburger if prime rib costs less?
GOD SAVE US FROM LIBERAL
LOVE
A retort by Geneva Clark
Today's
has
Jenna Bush getting into films?
And Rosie O'Donnell has a new "touchstone," - President Weak
& Stupid.
You learn all kinds of fun stuff at
'We've got a dictatorial president and a Justice
Department that does
not want Congress involved. ... Your
guy's acting like he's king.''
'His dad was at a 90 percent approval
rating and he lost, and
the same thing can happen to him,''Burton
added, jabbing his finger
and glaring at Carl Thorsen, a deputy
assistant attorney general who was
attempting to introduce a superior who
was testifying.
Holy Koresh!
First Bob Barr, and now Dan Burton telling King George he's a farce.
Greg Palast Interview
While doing research for Tequilafest
2001, I was
told that the reason Porfidio Cactus Bottle is
no longer available in the US
has nothing to do with the agave shortage...
She told me Porfidio was caught putting sugar in the "100
percent pure agave" tequila
and are being sanctioned for violating the 100 percent rule.
Bin Laden
videotape was result of a sting
The CIA may have set up the terrorist leader to incriminate himself
Ashcroft
creates interagency force on security leaks
Fear of the truth getting out haunts Field Marshall Ashcroft
Capitol
Hill Anthrax Matches Army's Stocks
5 Labs Can Trace Spores to Ft. Detrick
Would Bush authorize anthrax to be used against his political enemies?
Would the Army sent anthrax to just Democrats without permission?
Keeping an eye on those wild conspiracy theories...
A view from
Australia...
by Chris Gibson
Was the bin Laden tape produced by the CIA?
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