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cross country skiing, snowmobiling, the snow-covered forest
a moose, your cabin's fireplace, a long hot sauna
maybe a shot of Chinaco
Quotes
"The Jewish religion teaches people to
be responsible, to be open-minded and to care about others.
And I hope that people see that
in me as I do my job."
-- Ari Fleisher, hoping to Christ somebody
buys that lie.
I wonder how many secret trials Bush has had so far?
I wonder how many secret executions Bush has carried out?
I mean, if they're secret, they're not going to announce anything,
right?
The Democrats allow him to execute anyone he suspects
might be a terrorist.
Emporer Bush has total and absolute power.
...and the gelding Democrats are labotomy-happy about it.
Unka
Dick says I'm the President.
So
if I'm the president, how come
I
don't have a cool hat like Frankie, here?
For a nice Zeppelin/Lord of the Rings page
Excerpt:
Zep lyric - The Queen of Light took
her bow, and then she turned to go,
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, and walked the night alone.
Tolkien Link - The Queen of
Light is Eowyn, who bids Aragorn goodbye and then turns to join the Rohan
army.
The Prince of Peace is Aragorn, and he embraces the gloom of the Paths
of the Dead.
Deep stuff, huh?
Today's lyrics are all "I popped a cap in the skank bitch's ass."
Thanks to PiccoloGT15@aol.com,
HDMech12@aol.com, billsterner@earthlink.net,
joeve@bellsouth.net, rds1@csinet.net,
a.kostis@cavtel.net,
Then there's this:
Stairway to Middle Earth
Excerpt:
I wrote the above about two years ago and
after reading the trilogy again, I have found
even more evidence for Tolkien in "Stairway."
The above still holds true, but in a more specific context,
the lines above are from The Hobbit where
Gandalf, the thirteen dwarfs and Bilbo are coming down from
the Misty Mountains after murdering the
Great Goblin. The party makes their way to the home of Beorn,
the Skin Changer on the edge of Mirkwood.
Bilbo more than once wishes he was back home (the West)
over the Misty Mountains.
Which corresponds to the lines above. Leaving
Beorn's house, they are given ponies and a horse,
for Gandalf to ride, to the gates of Mirkwood.
Beorn loves his animals and indeed, he would let no harm
come to them. He and his creatures are
seen by Bilbo off to the side of the trail, watching them at night in secret.
Upon reaching the gate, Gandalf confirms
Bilbo's suspicions. These are "Those who stand looking."
Deeeeep stuff...
Thanks to vance everson
From: sfselzer@hotmail.com
Subject: Military Tribunals
"Whatever the procedures are for the military
tribunals, our system
will be more fair than the system of
bin Laden and the Taliban."
-- President Bunnypants
at the Pretend Ponderosa
So anything the junta does from now on is hunky
dory
because it's better than OBL and the Taliban?
Hey Georgie, saying that your system of justice
is better than the Taliban's system of justice ain't saying a lot.
That's like saying kicking someone in the nuts
is better than gouging their eyes out.
And the whore media lets him get away with this crap.
Saul
http://members.aol.com/gopbias is always a good read.
Nebraska Woman Returns Sister's Ashes to Wal-Mart
Excerpt:
A Nebraska woman who received an ornate
box for Christmas and returned it to Wal-Mart
without looking inside discovered later
it contained the ashes of her recently deceased sister.
From: jklie@ilhawaii.net
Subject: Be Careful out There...
Geez BC, if I were you I'd be a little less trusting
of bottles of Chinaco arriving in my mailbox.......
I don't want to spoil your fun but one of these
days some right wing nutcase is liable to poison you
( Gee Honey, look at the color of this batch!)
and then claim it as an act of patriotism.
Lest this sound paranoid I'll refer you back to the Democrats/Liberal (hah!) Media only anthrax letters.
JK
JK, thanks for that.
I'm hip to the danger, but it'd take the real CIA to fool me.
I've become familiar with the tamper-proof seal on God's handblown.
bc
...but then again, Smirk Daddy is still running the CIA...
...you have a point.
Quotes
"I don't spend a lot of time looking in the
mirror,
except when I comb my hair.''
-- President Weak, Stupid and Crooked, explaining
why
he doesn't know even the
very basics about American history.
CONSUMER
CONSUMPTION
re: Love those cell phones
Excerpt:
Over ten years, I've tried them all.
GTE's service started good, deteriated into crap.
AT&T was outrageous. On a six
phone account, we uncovered massive overbilling - charging us
for equipment never purchased, actually
_duplicating_ monthly charges over and over again.
I don't think in the year we used them
I ever got a single correct bill. I spent _hours_ on the phone
with them trying to keep the account in
order, to no avail.
Nextel - coverage so poor was not considered
for out needs.
Re:
Depardieu
by Jim Walley
Excerpt:
"Just before the Academy Awards ceremony,
TIME Magazine ran a profile that mistakenly
suggested that he might have "participated"
in a rape at the age of nine. The claim was based
on an interview carried out 13 years earlier
and was the result of an incorrect translation.
Depardieu, though the clear favorite,
did not win the Oscar."
The Unelected
Fraud enjoys some breast of Reba
The GOP's whore court would've put Clinton before a firing squad if
he'd been caught oogling some aging former celebrity's pale breasts.
Nostradamus
Predicted Geraldo's Stupid Career Move
Eerily Presaged Pistol-Packing Anchor's Afghan Boondoggle
Excerpt:
"It's highly unusual for Nostradamus to
single out someone by name
and call him a bogus jerk," said Dr. Thomas
Crogan of the University of Minnesota.
"But let's face it, Geraldo was asking
for it."
From: ScottDavs@aol.com
Subject: Conservatives Own the Radio Waves
Will they own the bookshelves as well?
BestSelling Books
Non-Fiction
1. The No-Spin Zone by Bill O'Reilly
7. Final Days by Barbara Olson
11. Bias by Bernard Goldberg
15. When Character Was King by Peggy Noonan
WSJ 12/28/01
You bet your ass they do.
I could write a book, "How to save your parents
from dying," and it wouldn't sell ten copies.
But some right-wing conservative "Christian" could fabricate a smoky
sex story and call it,
"Where was Clinton's Cock on 10/2/86?" and sell seven million copies.
They won't buy the truth.
They don't want the facts.
They want a story, and The Continuing Tales of Clinton's Zipper
is the only story the religio-frauds are willing to shell out
the big bucks for.
Happy Birthday to...
..
........
........
Also, ransom note writer Patsy Ramsey is 55 and still hasn't confessed.
From: rds1@csinet.net
Subject: Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz synchs...
Bart,
While I'm ranting about parallel universes, have
you ever... ahhh... gotten buzzed
and put Dark Side of The Moon on with The Wizard
of Oz going on your VCR?
Check out this site for synchs in DSOM and Oz.........
Twist one up and sip some nectar.
It's way cool.
Specially when Dorothy wakes up.
RDS
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Balcony/8968/Wizard.html
Dude, you must've missed Volume 100.
I tackled the Dark Side of Oz and almost lost the page from the
uproar.
July 1997 was a dark time at bartcop.com
It's the only time I tried to write something with a plot,
it came off worse than Bob Patterson.
Quotes
"Listen, I'll give you a hint, I liked
coming to the ranch before September the 11th.
I like coming to the ranch after
September the 11th.''
-- President Never-had-a-worry-in-his-life
He played Gameboy before those people died,
and he's playing Gameboy now that they're gone.
Is this why Usurperboy is so popular with the masses?
Because he didn't let the terrorists win?
Lissen up, bin Laden!
Nobody is gonna keep Emporer George away from his Gameboy.
Agaveland
by Rude Rich
You'd better not click on there today.
There's a picture of Anna Kournakova coming out of her top.
So better not click on
Glad I didn't say that
"When the talk turned to his vacation at 'Prairie
Chapel,' President Bush grew considerably more animated,
describing how he was awake well before
dawn and "spent a little quality time with the first lady.''
ha ha
Smirk got laid!
Let's hear it for the most powerful man on the planet,
describing to the press how he managed to get some "quality time"
with Pickles.
When bluntly asked by reporters how Pickles was in the sack, Smirk
smirked and said,
"Dead or alive is fine with me.''
Think so,
smart guy?
I'm the
Central Scrutinizer.
When I'm
through with you,
you'll
have a jail cell,
a closed
mouth and
God's truth,
Funnyboy
Choosing Rudy mythed the point
Excerpt:
And that's what TIME - and much of the
nation's media - did.
It cast Giuliani as the hero and bin Laden
as the villain in the year's biggest story,
the destruction and redemption of New York
City.
That's how the media work, crafting stories
that help reinforce myths and
affirm popular perceptions. That's the
real
definition of news.
This is blindness to reality.
Let me be clearer: TIME choked.
Oh, they did not.
"Choking" is when you're unable to deliver under pressure.
They gleefully took that extra nickle for their dignity and credibility.
They are whores, not chokers.
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