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"I want to salute Reverend Moon, the
founder of the Washington Times
and of the new paper here.
The editors of the Washington Times tell me that
never once has the man with the
vision interfered with the running of the paper."
-- Poppy Bush, 11/24/96, taking $100,000
to give the Moonie Empire "credibility."
Whore of the Year
Media Whores Online (one of the most important and often quoted
political sites on the www)
is polling for Whore of the Year. Koresh,
there are so many to choose from.
Remember - it's your duty to vote.
Remember
Peter Roff?
...that Moonie reporter who said bartcop.com
was ...imperfect?
From: jeremiasd@earthlink.net
Subject: doing the math RE India/Pakistan
This has been bugging me for a few days now...
India and Pakistan are at each other's throats
over the attack on India's Parliament on 12/13, OK,
I get that much from the news. Now, what I am
still waiting to see if someone in the Alleged News Media
will *ever* pick up on is this:
*This latest bin Laden tape is supposedly made
around 12/11,
indicating that there's at least a chance
that he was alive then;
*Rummy's admitted that one of the places he doesn't know if bin Laden is hiding is Pakistan;
*And lo, here's this attack on India from Pakistani whackjob terrorists on 12/13...
Is it just me, or is somebody somewhere missing
something important here, maybe?
Like, maybe bin Laden got over the border to
a safehouse of Pakistani whackjobs
and is now trying to incite a war between the
handiest nuclear neighbors he can find?
Am I the only person out here who's paying any attention, here?
...Oh, wait, what am I saying, I *am* the only
person who's paying attention,
the Sock Monkey's on vacation AGAIN and Rummy
can't even find Dick Cheney, let alone bin Laden...
If you're a hot babe, send in your picture
with your sign and we'll print it.
No nudity, please.
Is George Bush a Moonie?
Is there any doubt?
The Bush allegiance goes to:
The Bush Family Evil Empire
The Moonies
Tha Carlyle Group
The Republican Party
The Constitution (what's left of it)
From: DDacookie123@aol.com
Subject: Your site that sells your Tequilla
THE Tequila you obviously own, or at least own
a stake of )
which by the way, on a scale of one to ten on
of real Tequila expert's scale its a 6 at best
Please these fake self serving e-mails to your
self are tiresome.
What do you think we are all as stupid as Clarence
Thomas ???
ha ha
The way I talk about Chinaco Anejo, they should
give me a piece - I agree.
If you're a "real" tequila expert, why didn't you name your favorite?
As far as the intelligence of the readers, the only ones I worry about
are the ones
who think I have time to send fake e-mails to myself about how great
Chinaco is.
Besides, the last guy who wrote told me he gave his away to the VFW.
You think I'd write myself a letter that crazy?
Be sure and catch my Christmas
in Agave Wonderland Special,
which should be up tonight or New Year's Day.
...and lemme know what tequila you think is better.
Happy Birthday to...
........
Eliza Dushku is just 21
Heidi Fleiss is just 36
Monkees Davey Jones is 55, Mike Nesmith is 59
Matt Lauer is 44, Patti Smith is 55,
Tiger Woods is still under the BartCop Hex
Bush
Polls that Count
by Bruce S. Ticker
Excerpt:
Ya gotta wonder where the heck these Bush
performance polls are being conducted.
In two recent polls, President Bush rivaled
Washington and Lincoln for reverence from the people.
...when you own the press, and the other party fears you, what other choice is there?
The media leans left?...
Check the number of Major Daily Newspaper Endorsements for President
138 endorsed Bush and only 52 endorsed Gore.
Facts like these are ignored by disinformation specialists like the vulgar Pigboy and Fox News.
Who was the dumbest ass of 2001?
Which supermodel has admitted lying about implants?
What's Rosie O'Donnell doing with Janet Reno?
Better click on
Got a mention over at Conspiracyplanet.com
Thanks to RB Ham for the spot
Yeah, Funnyboy's
got a whole bunch of theories.
They just
might land him in front of a military tribunal, too.
You think
you'll get mercy from me, Funnyboy?
I've got
my eye on you, Funnyboy.
Did
a Vegan diet cause John Walker to join the Taliban?
The National Review's Rob Long says yes.
Excerpt:
Who is John Walker really? Depends on where
you're coming from.
For Court TV anchor Nancy Grace: "He was
the crown jewel for the Taliban!" and for that, he should fry.
Good article - they explain how CCN and Fox Whore News et al
have convicted this drugged out loser
who hasn't even seen a lawyer and might not get one for his secret
trial before they secretly kill him.
I'm so old, I remember when the press used to report the NEWS,
instead of endless, red-meat, nonsensical, breathless speculation
for eager ditto-monkeys.
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