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"Now, it would be easy to make fun of Madame Ram
for her showgirl beginnings, her seven marriages
or the two children she bore out of wedlock.
I prefer to take the high road, however, and ridicule her
for her career as a homewrecker, team-stealer,
and killer. The highlights: Georgia takes up with the
married Carol Rosenbloom, owner of the
Los Angeles Rams. Georgia persuades Mr. Rosenbloom to
divorce his wife and marry her. Georgia
drowns her husband and takes over the team, neatly cutting out
Rosenbloom's son (by his prior wife) in
the process. Now, I should note that Mr. Rosenbloom's death
was officially declared accidental. If
you believe that a competition level swimmer drowned in five feet
of lake water off the dock of his own home
(with Georgia as the only witness), then you might as well
climb in that golf cart with O.J. and go
search for Nicole's real killers.
-- Grant Miner, in today's bartcopsports.com
Wow!
Grant lowers the boom on the demonic Rams owner.
Is he right?
What's your opinion?
Anyone know details about the death of Mr.
Rosenbloom?
I'm not sure he's right, but that's well-written and he's got
passion.
Nobody paid him to say that.
Scaife didn't pay him $80,000 to make that up.
...at least she's not guilty of buying the Super Bowl.
Hell, Kurt Warner worked in a grocery store, for Christ's sake.
He wasn't some pampered superstar than Steinbrenner bought while
drunk.
You looking forward to the big game like me?
Next weekend will be Steelers vs Rams, right?
Do you have an opinion?
A mind of your own?
Send your thoughts to 
Flashback - Bush's media wouldn't cover it, somebody had
to...
Bush's oil buddies at the controls of the sub when those Japanese
students died.
Big
Oil at the Controls
Subs Aren't the Only Things Dubya's Donors and Oil Buddies
Are Mishandling
by Tamara Baker Feb. 19, 2001
for AMPOL
Excerpt:
Todd Thoman and John Hall (who was the
guy at the buoyancy levers when the sub
did its disastrous emergency surface drill)
are both employed by Fossil Bay, an oil
company based in Dallas, Texas. They were
on the sub because of the contributions
they made to the USS Missouri restoration
foundation...
...whose 'honorary chair' just happens to
be
George Herbert Walker Bush.
...and the press just let it go.
There was only nine Japanese dead, at the hands of Bush's oil
buddies.
The White House told the military to entertain the oil baron
contributors,
and they wanted to play with George's new toys and those people
died as a result.
It's not like Monica, when there was something important at stake.
From: Pliplup@aol.com
Subject: Thanks for the CD
Got the Aerosmith CD last Tuesday.
Thanks!
And I even got a Bartcop autograph.
Kewl!
Hey, hold onto that BartCop autograph - it's very rare.
Because nobody wants one...
Quotes
"I was afraid Bush might favor big business
at the expense of everyday people,
but he turned out to be a pretty
good president."
-- some black guy Judas Maximus found to praise President
Enron on This Whore
The
Real American Emergency
by Randolph T. Holhut at monitor.net
Excerpt:
The reality is that the Republicans can't
be trusted with the economy.
Look back at the 1980s and consider all
the waste, fraud and graft that we
as taxpayers are still paying for -- the
$500 billion it cost to bail out
the S&Ls after they went belly up;
the $59 billion unaccounted for at the
federal Housing and Urban Development;
the hundreds of billions of dollars
that the Defense Department was overcharged
for weapons; the billions
ripped off by insurers from state and federal
health programs.
and
Fascism can't happen here?
When you look at all the things that have
happened in the past year,
I would say this nation is already heading
down that road.
Even worse, few Americans seem to notice
or care
and even fewer seem willing to speak out
against it.
Today in history...
In 1979, former VP Nelson Rockefeller died in New York at age 70.
This came up years ago, when the hammer was even smaller than
it is now.
I know a secret about Nelson Rockefeller. He died in bed
with a hooker.
This was before the whore press broadcast every wild accusation
that Matt Drudge could fabricate.
But it's true.
Do some digging - make some calls - track this story down.
His hooker called 911 when he had his attack, but he was cold
when they arrived.
If the story isn't true, why can't they say who called it in?
You won't see this story anywhere else on the www, I believe.
If you find something about this, let me know.
Interestingly, today's the 4th anniversary of Clinton's
"I did not have sexual relations with that
woman, Miss Lewinsky,'' which was true.
Too bad the press didn't cover up for Clinton like they did for
Newt, Burton, Livingston
and every other politician in history.
The Republican Wife-Cheating Hall of Fame
http://jeffberry.com/cheating.html
Quotes
In 1998, Ashcroft gave an interview to
a neo-Confederate magazine called Southern Partisan
Quarterly Review. In it, he argued
that "traditionalists" needed to defend Jeff Davis, Stonewall
Jackson and Robert E. Lee" or
else we'll be taught that these people were giving their lives,
subscribing their sacred fortunes and
their honor, to some perverted agenda."
Unless we're badly mistaken, the agenda
he's talking about would be slavery.
-- Gene Lyons, January 11, 2001
Credibility
of American Politics in Shreds
by Andrew Gumbel
Excerpt:
That is not to mention the White House
itself, where no fewer than 35 administration officials have
declared that they owned Enron stock at
some point, in some cases running into the hundreds of
thousands of dollars, and several senior
figures, including the US Trade Representative, Robert Zoellick,
and the White House economic adviser, Larry
Lindsey, who served as paid Enron consultants before
entering government. Mr Lindsey has been
particularly active in blending his political and his commercial
interests. For much of 2000 he remained
on the Enron payroll, even as he was in charge of the
economic platform on which Mr Bush was
running for president.
And late last year, before the catastrophic
nature of Enron's problems became public, he took it upon himself
to conduct an investigation into the possible
wider economic fallout of a major energy company - he insists he
had no particular one in mind - going bankrupt
overnight.
...and they went after Clinton over sex?
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Draping History
They say Ashcroft is fed up with having his picture taken standing in front of nude figures.
Quotes
"Let me put it this way. I really,
really
liked Frank Sinatra,
but I wouldn't hire Frank Sinatra
Jr. to sing at my party."
-- Judith Regan, when asked if she liked the man some
call president
Attention
If you are a reporter with a story that your editor won't let
you run, contact me.
If you're "just a nobody" with some information and you have
no way to get it out, contact me.
Send proof, too.
I'd like to see David Lynch's Mulholland Drive, but it's not playing anywhere near K-Drag.
Every year when the give out the Oscars, half the movies have
never made it to Oklahoma.
The Lynch movie was released in October, and it's still hasn't
made it to the Dust Bowl?
Day 7 of the Shirley Manson log
So far,
...have not heard from Shirley.
Shirley Manson - contact bartcop.com
Excerpted from an e-mail from FizzTwo:
> A friend of mine on Wall Street told me that
the Enron hierarchy have factored in
> a few years of low-security, country-club like
detention before they will be able to enjoy
> the BILLIONS of dollars they shipped to the
shell companies on off-shore islands their
> political benefactor (the current illegitimate
resident of the White House) has said can't be
> interfered with because everyone knows the
U.S.doesn't ever interfere with the internal
> affairs of foreign countries, especially not
of ones we completely control.
Remember what that sluggette Peggy Noonan said yesterday?
The idea of getting into a struggle to
squeeze out another $5 million when you already have
a $100 million seemed to me absurd,
a misallocation of energy and interest. It's not as if you
can buy a better steak if you're already
that rich. It's not as if you can buy a better anything.
So why fight for another five?"
-- Peggy Noonan in the WSJ on Enron
I've been saying this for years, mostly about Laura and the vulgar
Pigboy, that even with their
$100 million in the bank, they're still willing to drop the pants
of dignity to earn that extra nickel.
Now we see it taken a step further by Bush's friends at Enron.
They have their $100M in the bank, but they've factored in that
that can make a few extra million
if they're just willing to destroy the Enron little people and
do a few years in the slammer.
What makes Republicans think this way?
You can have $100M and kick back on your yacht near St. Barts,
licking Chinaco from
the navels of firm and tan young girls while enjoying a fine
sensemillia in your Jacuzzi...,
or
...you can have $200M later, and trade sexual positions
with your cellmate for 22 months.
Me?
I'd take the $100M, the Chinaco in the Caribbean
and the young girls,
but that's a Democrat talking, I guess.
Send me your sticker pics!
Sticker Contest!
Where are those sticker photos?
I know digi-cams are $39, ...but surely someone has one.
Sinatra and Reagan: A Rebuttal
Yesterday was the six-month anniversary for Marty's 
Go Marty!
Smoking Gun in Enrongate!
Let
the impeachment begin?
by Mike Hersh at Liberal Slant.com
Excerpt:
Former Federal Energy Regulatory Commission
Chairman Curtis Hebert, Jr. is
going public with explosive allegations.
Hebert says Enron CEO Ken Lay--the
largest contributor to George Walker Bush--made
improper demands.
When Lay threatened that his close friend
Bush, would fire Hebert unless he obeyed, Hebert refused.
Lay ordered Bush to fire Hebert, and Bush
complied in August 2001. Hebert says Bush also let
Lay INTERVIEW him and other candidates
for FERC Chairman in the first place!
ha ha
Bush is the most crooked moron to even visit the White
House.
If you didn't have a chance to check in yesterday,
you missed Volume
700 - Corpus Gemini, which is
probably the greatest single issue ever produced on these pages.
Nahh,...
But you wouldn't want to miss an issue, would you?
Ex-Workers Say Unit's Earnings Were 'Illusory'
Excerpt:
But former employees, including three who
were willing to be identified,
suggest that Energy Services used shoddy
accounting practices to create
"illusory earnings," in the words of Jeff
Gray, who joined Enron in 2000 and
worked at the division for most of 2001.
For example, by estimating that the price
of electricity would fall in the future,
Enron could book an immediate profit on
a contract.
and
It was run by ...Thomas E. White, who left Enron to become secretary of the Army last June.
From: mks091557@netzero.net
Subject: They'll never prove you wrong...
They don't want any liberal voice in the
media, period.
Dittoheads, and the fat pig that they ditto,
do not believe in democracy,
they believe in fascism, at least as long
as their ideology is running the country.
Only a civil war where we win and they fight
to the very last man will cure the country of conservativism.
Sorry for the pessimism, but I think you
can see my point.
Happy Birthday to...
........
........
Bridget Fonda is 38
Karen Velez is 41
Elmore James (1918)
............
Floyd (1905)
Donna Reed (1921)
Chris Collinsworth (1959) Troy Donahue (1936)
...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
Daddy,
you promised this would be easy.
Unka Dick
wants to bail with his billions,
and the
press isn't rolling over for me since
I've had
this damn BartCop Hex chasin' me!
...ayayayayiii!
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