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O'Connor Wishes Bush V. Gore Had Never Come Up
Sandra Day O'Connor, says she wished the
justices had never had to make the decision
that all but delivered the White House
to President George W. Bush.
"There was a great deal of criticism. It was
a difficult case. It's too bad that it came up," O'Connor said
That's a big, fat lie!
The crooked court INSISTED on getting
involved, they INSISTED on stopping the count, and this
is with Scalia's kid, Rehnquist's kids
and Slappy's wife all on the Republican payroll to elect the Fraud!
This
was not a mistake, this was not an accident,
this
was not unfortunate happenstance.
This was a crime.
"My heart
wants what it wants."
Fuck it, I'm having that drink.
Today in History
On Jan. 28, 1986, the space shuttle Challenger
exploded 73 seconds
after liftoff from Cape Canaveral, killing
all seven crew members.
I remember it well.
Rumor was the Reagan Administration pressured
NASA to launch in the cold because
Saint Reagan wanted to give his State of
the Union speech while Challenger orbited.
Then it blew up, because the O-rings were
too brittle in the cold.
Was there an investigation?
No!
Did the media look into this?
No!
Did Congress hold hearings?
No! ...because it had nothing to
do with Clinton's zipper!!!!!
Had it involved Monica, or something equally
important, they might've checked into it,
but it was only seven dead heroes, and
after all, it was Saint Reagan, the man who walked on water,
so ....no harm, no foul.
Just like with President AWOL and the Japanese
students who were killed when the Enron Boys were
playing with Bush's new submarine toys,
nobody cared, nobody investigated and the media went to sleep.
It's not a story without Clinton's zipper
so we should just learn to accept media silence.
But oh, if Bill Clinton wrote a check
in 1978 and can't remember why,
we need to stop all government functions,
throw Susan McDougal in jail,
kick Julie Hiatt Steele out of her home
and threaten the president's friends
and business associates with death in
prison.
Is it too early for a fucking drink?
I think Tom Tomorrow agrees
Click Here to see a great Tom Tomorrow cartoon
President Enron stabs veterans in the back
Unlike President AWOL, I stand behind
our veterans.
You can raise my taxes to be sure they
get their treatment and medicine.
But I understand Bush's point, too.
You see, elderly veterans won't produce
a single barrel of oil,
and they won't put any money into the Bush
Family Evil Empire,
so why the hell should Bush care about
them?
Remember, they didn't take away our right
to vote so they could
do the decent and honest thing with all
that power.
...sons of bitches.
How many times did Governor Enron shout "Help is on the way?"
The Last Honest Reporter's
mistakes
by Philip Schuman
I love a fight that I'm not in...
Looking great...
Post-wreck Niki Taylor
Niki Taylor Sues Over Scar Photos
Supermodel Niki Taylor is suing a British magazine
over photographs taken of scars
she suffered after undergoing several life-saving
operations. The surgeries were
performed last year following a car accident
that left Taylor critically injured.
The supermodel claimed that for the magazine to
get the pictures, she was coerced
into taking off her clothes. She also said
that if the pictures are published,
it could ruin her career as a fashion model and
cause her embarrassment.
Thursday, a judge rejected a request to
prevent the pictures from leaving the state or being printed.
Yeah, like that's what she agreed to when she signed that contract.
You old-timers might remember the WKRP
where some scumbag photographer hired
Loni Anderson to do some bikini pictures, but he had a camera in the
dressing room and got
pictures of her naked. Johnny Fever and Venus Flytrap broke
into his studio & stole 'em back.
I know you're snickering about the line "coerced into taking off her
clothes," but Niki Taylor
is the only supermodel of which naked pictures do not exist,
and I know what I'm talking about.
I think that's one reason I like her more than most. After nine
years on the internet, I think a photo
of a woman in a bikini or a teddy is a lot sexier than a Laura Schlessinger-type
spread eagle picture.
Don't you?
But chances are the scumbag judge wants to see her naked, so those pics
will get out.
Jesus, you'd think crawling back from her deathbed is tough enough,
but now she has to
worry about shitholes trying to get pictures of her scars.
Life sucks sometimes.
Quotes
"The two symbols of the Republican Party:
an elephant,
and a fat white guy who is threatened
by change."
-Peter Griffin to his wife
on "Family Guy".
Alleged WSJ Kidnappers Make Demands
Excerpt:
A Wall Street Journal reporter has apparently
been taken hostage in Pakistan
by a group seeking repatriation of detained
Pakistani fighters in Cuba and the
release of Afghanistan's former ambassador
to Pakistan.
Damn, when I saw this headline, I was thinking it might be John
Fund.
But then I remembered the Whore Street Journal fired his
woman-beating ass.
Enron executive's death was suicide, says coroner
Why did they bother?
The Bush Family Evil Empire police force knew that the
second they found him.
In Texas, if the BFEE says it was suicide, then it was suicide.
From: Smacco@earthlink.net
Subject: Yo, Right Rev. Barcop....pastor, Our Lady of Fine Tequila
Anyway, just wanted to point out that Smokin'
Joe Conason was on C-SPAN today and he kicked ass
without going into hysterics or anything.
Also, interesting to note that all of those extreme right wingers
who call when their evil brethren are on C-SPAN
(and talk about how the Democrats hate America
and want to kill babies) are strangely silent
when somebody is on who could challenge them.
And to add to all this secrecy in what is politely
referred to as the Bush Administration -- The CBO and
the Treasury used to release information about
how a changes in tax laws would affect certain income brackets.
However, since King George I the CBO does not
release these, preferring to only use these numbers internally.
Since George II the Treasury refuses to release
these numbers too. But if somebody were to sue under the
Freedom of Information Act...Well, who knows
what would happen but it would be interesting.
Anyway, keep up the great work fighting the good fight!
stephen
Stephen, thanks for that.
I set my VCR for 6 AM but it must've been the wrong hour K-Drag time.
Yes, Bush is cooking the books just like Kenneth Lay did.
He's Enroning us like they did those poor employees who are going to
the poorhouse.
And you're also right about the ditto-monkeys that hate a fair fight.
I'm here over six years now, and there's nobody in all of cyberspace
to debate.
If I scare the DMs with my IQ of 64,
it's no wonder they don't want a piece of Joe Conason.
Bush Team says "No, thanks" to Team Clinton advice to watch al Qaeda
Why Bush deserves his share
of the 9/11 blame
by Aaron Marr Page
Excerpt:
"...finally the latest
front-page Washington Post installment examines the Bush administration's
own
anti-terror accomplishments in 2001. And
it turns out that compared to Bush, Clinton was practically Wyatt Earp.
In fact, the latest Post article suggests
a whole new line of inquiry: Did Bush, at a key moment,
dismantle the Clinton administration's
increasingly effective anti-Al Qaeda apparatus
(which, though hardly flawless, was far better
than nothing)?.
We should've known.
The second Team Bush realized they'd been caught napping, they
tried to blame Clinton,
the guy who was not driving the bus when America had its
second Pearl Harbor.
...and what's the best defense?
Call Tim Russert and Fox News and have them fire up the GOP Blame Machine.
From: thediehard@juno.com
Subject: Bartcop Autograph
I saved the call you made to my answering machine
a few months ago and
have played it for dozens of people, all of whom
would steal it if they could.
January 28 is a full moon.
Use it to triple the power of the BartCop Hex!
Rams Hold
Off Spirited Eagles
Patriots
Shock Steelers
The big game is next week.
Experts say Rams by 14
Is that too much, too little, or just right?
Send your opinion to 
Recently, I've gotten mail from two people who said they were
moving to Las Vegas,
and they each asked, (I think) If I'd like a regular Las Vegas
report. I said yes.
I haven't heard back from either of them, or maybe it's buried,
but I'd like a Vegas column.
If nobody's looking to write one, lemme know if there are any
good "This Week in Vegas" reports.
BartCop, come to Vegas...
BartCop, hurry back to Vegas...
Will Reed
get a cell near Smirk?
Click
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Follow Up:
The
mysterious death of former VP. Nelson Rockefeller
Excerpt:
Finally, fully one hour after Nelson
Rockefeller had collapsed, the girlfriend called the ambulance.
Thanks to Joanne
Also, this:
One story that was told over and over about
the death was that when the police got there,
they discovered his shoes were on the wrong
feet and the newspaper he was "holding"
was upside-down. Then the mistress story
came out.
Love the site.
John
Rebuttal
to Rams Murder story
by michaelsheri@earthlink.net
Republicans caught with their pants down
From: sakupiec@gte.net
Subject: Peggy Noonan Quote
You wrote:
> The idea of getting into a struggle to squeeze out another $5 million
when you already have
> a $100 million seemed to me absurd, a misallocation of energy and
interest. It's not as if you
> can buy a better steak if you're already that rich. It's not as if
you can buy a better anything.
> So why fight for another five?"
> -- Peggy Noonan in the WSJ on Enron
Nobody has mentioned this yet, but this may be
the most explosive quote
to come out of the Enron scandal.
Remember, the entire Republican economic agenda
is fundamentally based on the principle that the
extremely wealthy, specifically those with $100M
will not pursue any activity unless they can make
more money, let's say $5M, doing so. This
is the only rationale presented for the present and future tax cuts.
If there is a maximum threshold to individual
wealth at which no further effort can be extracted, then we can
tax anything over this bracket at 99% with no
adverse effect to the economy. In fact the noted liberal
Richard Nixon actually proposed a "maximum wage"
at one point during his term
Sak, great point.
You're saying the ultra-uber rich won't even get out of bed for less
than $5M,
and that's why a little tax for the rich has no effect, thus justifying
the too-large tax cut.
And didn't Clinton prove your second paragraph true when he raised taxes
on the top 1.5%?
You may have your finger on the crux.
Bottom line?
Never trust a Republican.
Day 8 of the Shirley Manson log
So far,
...have not heard from Shirley.
Shirley Manson - contact bartcop.com
Seriously...
I wonder what kinds of torture they're using in Gitmo Cuba.
I mean, they floated all those trial ballons and not a peep was
heard, certainly not from the Democrats.
They were too busy applauding the Failure in Thief to consider
upholding the constitution.
Then they dragged the Taliban to Cuba where they are currently
being "interrogated."
Who's going to stop them from torturing suspects in Cuba?
Who's going to see anything or hear torturing suspects in Cuba?
Certainly, it's a firing-squad offense for any soldier to spill
the beans or blow the whistle,
and you know what they say about absolute power corrupting absolutely,
right?
You can bet Powell is "out of the loop" on the torture thing,
he's on a "need to know" basis.
So, in the top circle, who's the guy with humanity and compassion?
Bush?
Cheney?
Rummy?
Ashcroft?
Rove?
Yeah, I'll bet Karl Rove is the conscience of this gang of mobsters.
Sticker Contest...
Still nothing
...maybe this sticker contest wasn't such a hot idea.
Chelsea makeover pictures, a playmate for a prom date?
A trip to Hooterville, Jennifer Garner, Debby Harry & Ron
Jeremy?
Fun with Pretzelboy, a damn sexy cop, Hillary news and more!
Thanks to Patti R
Happy Birthday to...
........
Barbi Benton is 52
Luann Lee is 41
Also born today: Alan Alda (1936) the NRA's Susan Howard (1943) and Frodo 1981
Send
Your Guns to Enron
By John Montgomery
...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
Daddy,
you promised this would be easy.
Unka Dick
is leaving, Kenny Boy is gone,
Condi told
me to shut my gopher trap,
and the
press isn't obeying Mr Rove's orders.
I think
it's the BartCop Hex!
...ayayayayiii!
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