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Valentines
Day
Don't screw up.
You're almost out of time
Cheaper than Diamonds
South's Finest Chocolate
Love is just a click away.
Quotes
"Putting Enron in charge of America's
energy policy
is like putting Dracula in charge
of the Blood Bank."
-- Mark Shields, Capital Gang, 2/2/02
Not
Too Late for a War Crimes Tribunal 
He turns 91 this week, so it’s possible Ronald Reagan
can’t remember. But Jim Washburn can’t forget
Excerpt:
Speaking of Bubba, the conservative-bias
media went apeshit when he pardoned
fugitive financier Marc Rich.
Imagine the howls if Rich had gone on to kill his ex-wife,
dismember her body and burn it. Oregon
authorities in December 2000 arrested Robert
Walker Jr. for doing just that to his former
bride. Reagan had pardoned the convicted bank
robber in 1981. Law-enforcement authorities
could not recall another instance in which such
a violent criminal had received a presidential
pardon. Walker had no political ties and no one
knows to this day why Reagan cut him loose.
Great, great article.
Read it and save it for when your ditto-monkey
friends say "Reagan was a good president."
From: kihn@home.com
Subject: are you a socialist??
It is most unfortunate that I stumbled upon your
web sight,
but I have quickly determined that Cuba, China,
or North Korea
would be interested to have a moron like you
in their govn't.
Actually, I should have a job in the Gore administration.
The only problem with America is that idiots like
you are afforded the freedom of speech.
I bet you are not even a U.S. National!!!
I'll have you know I'm Catholic first, then American!
God help you, for you do not deserve the protections afforded by our constitution.
"My thinking
exactly..."
Dude, great letter, will rush it into print.
You wouldn't be available for a live debate in my chat room, would
you?
Cheney Made Millions Off Oil Deals with Saddam
Excerpt:
U.S. firms aren't generally supposed to
do business with Saddam Hussein. But thanks to legal
loopholes large enough to steer an oil
tanker through, Halliburton profited big-time from deals with the Iraqi
dictatorship. Conducted discreetly through
several Halliburton subsidiaries in Europe, these greasy transactions
helped Saddam Hussein retain his grip on
power while lining the pockets of Cheney and company
From: BANBB@webtv.net
Subject: Groundhog Day
Let me get this straight.
If the Monkey Boy creeps out of his Nebraska bunny
hole Saturday,
and doesn't pee in his bunnypants, that means
Cheney will avoid indictment for another six weeks.
If he does trickle down his bunnypants, Kenny
Boy will purchase him the best bunny suit a taxbreak can buy.
Right?
Fast
Food in K-Drag
with a special bonus at the end
Muslim Woman Sues to Wear Veil in License Photo
Excerpt:
A Muslim woman in Florida sued the state
for revoking her driver's license
because she refused to have her photo taken
without the face-covering veil
she wears for religious reasons, her lawyer
said on Wednesday.
"I don't show my face to strangers or unrelated
males," she told the Orlando Sentinel.
Guess what, lady - you don't get to drive.
This woman is demanding to have a license without her photo on
it.
Hey, Lady, you don't have that right.
What kind of idiot lawyer is helping her sue Florida?
The best part was the U2 show at halftime.
I didn't see many good commercials, but I remember Britney Spears
in the Pepsi Time Tunnel
What a game.
Who knew?
I'll tell you who knew - this lady right here.
Geneva Clark, the bartcop.com astrologer!
Last week, I asked her to explain the effect the stars would
have on the Super Bowl.
Here's an excerpt of what she's had on
her website since Thursday:
"Virgo is on the cusp of the 1st
house, with the Moon in the 1st. This is the sector that represents the
Rams. Their ruling planets
are Mercury, as Virgo's
ruler, and the Moon. Since Mercury was one of the ancient rulers, there
are no co-rulers. Mercury's
strength is increased by
being retrograde and it's in the 5th house, the area ruling sporting games
of skill and chance. Mercury's
only applying aspect is
a very tight trine to the MC, which adds to its power. The Moon is in the
1st house with the only major
applying aspect made is
a negative square to Pluto, in the 4th. Pluto is given strength by being
angular, in the 4th, so aspects
there have added power,
with this being an adverse aspect the negativity is stronger. With this
criteria, the rulers of the 1st,
representing the Rams, have
3 'yes' factors and 1 negative factor; being the square between the Moon
and Pluto.
Both teams appear to be evenly
matched by the positions of their ruling planets and aspects.
But it looks like a slight
edge will go to the New England Patriots in a, probably, close game."
Like me, you heard a thousand predictions this week, all
for St Louis.
Besides New England partisans (not that there's anything wrong
with that) nobody picked the Patriots.
...a round of applause for Geneva Clark and her on-target prediction.
E-mail Geneva for a private astrological read.
From: abbau@msn.com
Subject: Commandant Crisco & Calico Cats
bartcop,
perhaps i missed this somewhere in your learned
and voluminous tomes on Freedo Bush and the gang
but i just learned today that Commandant Crisco
himself may be afraid of kittens. Specifically Ashcroft's
advance team has been rumored to have calico
cats removed from places that he will be giving speeches.
Apparently he thinks they are in league with
the devil. i asked the two cats -- Thundercat and Spooky
-- who live with my son and i if this whole thing
about Calicos was true or not (raise your right paw,
are you now or have you ever been a denizen of
Satan?) but they were as quiet as Big Time Dick Cheney
at an ethics seminar. Of course there is
the off chance that Ashcroft's nervousness is well founded and
that he is in fact afraid that they will recognize
him from Hell's Board Meetings.
Of course Ashcroft's people are denying this like
they've denied he had any hand in covering up the statues
at the department formerly known as Justice.
i honestly don't understand the denial; you would think a guy
who admits that he pours Crisco on his head because
he thinks he was chosen for public life by God would
have no shame whatsoever.
Anyway, i thought i would pass this little tidbit
along so that maybe you could resurrect the kitten gif
that was once used for another Republithug.
john
chicago
John, MoDo recently beat up Ashcroft for being the scared-y cat
Greg Palast has a new book out:
The
Best Democracy Money Can Buy:
An Investigative Reporter Exposes the
Truth About Globalization,
Corporate Cons, and High Finance Fraudsters
Since the publication of his award-winning Salon.com report on
the selection
– named Politics Story of the Year 2000 – Palast has dug even
further into the scandal
that brought George W. Bush into the White House. This new information
is available
for the first time in his forthcoming book. It's not even
out yet, but you can get it here.
Click Here to order
Check out Uncle Ernie's subversive page at http://www.dreamwater.net/art/uncleernie/issues.html
"I am the
Central Scrutinizer
Get
a torture room ready for Al Qaeda Ernie,
and
clear the Calico cats from my path, too."
Special treatment for the royal Bush family
Excerpt:
Florida police are defending their decision
not to test Noelle Bush for impairment
after she admitted having taken a prescription
drug before a September 2000 car crash.
Noelle seemed confused and tired after the
early-morning fender-bender in Tallahassee.
But there was no reason to subject her
to a blood test because she didn't have red eyes
or slurred speech, police said. Instead,
they gave her a traffic ticket and called an aide to
the governor to drive her home.
The truth?
The Bush Family Evil Empire doesn't have to obey laws.
The cops know better than to arrest a doped-up Bush driving a
car.
Nobody challenged my assertion that C.S.I. is now
TV's best drama.
Does that mean every agrees?
Gotta
check out 
From: (withheld)
Subject: lunatics
BC,
Re: your ongoing attempts at psychiatry with your "friends."
I'm a mental health professional in Texas (LPC)
and have seen a pretty decent cross-section of humanity.
Take it from me, there are some people who cannot
be "saved" (ie, made reasonable), because they don't
WANT to be or because they can't be. Please
keep in mind that there are some people out there who are
just NUTS (one of my favorite professional terms
that I don't get to use very often).
See the DSM definitions, especially, for psychopath
and sociopath.
I'm trying to remember which one of the psychological
greats said the following: "Some people just need to be shot."
I can't recall who said this, but, generally,
this was a guy who seemed to believe the best of everybody--at least,
that seemed the case, until I ran across this
quote when I was doing some research a number of years ago.
If you like the challenge of such people and don't
mind taking the abuse they send, fine. If you get sick of them,
just block them from reaching your e-mailbox
or delete the letters without reading them. I'd like to see an option
that allows us to "return" nasty e-mails--that
way, when I get something upsetting from my rabid right-wing
converted-to- Catholicism dad, I could send it
back.
Just remember that you can't help everyone.
Some are WAY beyond any kind of help. Period.
Your huge fan,
Sofie
Day 12 of the Shirley Manson log
So far,
...have not heard from Shirley.
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c l i c k to
o r d e r
Shirley Manson - contact bartcop.com
From: http://bootnewt.tripod.com
KING IS
A TOAD
(Sung to the tune of "King Of The Road" by Roger
Miller)
Excerpt:
Failure as President.
Policies that make no sense.
This fraud has no regrets.
His tax cuts inflate our debts.
Ah, but...
War powers give Bush some room
To hide his economic doom.
He's a man of means, full of beans...
King is a toad.
Check Bill's page.
He's got hundreds of songs Ashcroft hates.
Check today's
Quotes
"It is now clear that our nation's economic
policy is simply not working,
especially for those who most depend
on its success,''
-- President Gore, in exile
Click Here to read what Gore said about Pretender Weak & Stupid
Happy Birthday to...
....
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Christie Brinkley is 38
Mary Fawcett is 55 Gweneth's
Mom is 59 T. Flanagan's wife
is 52
Also born this weekend: James Dean (1931) George "Mr NFL"
Halas (1895) Graham Nash (1942)
Tommy Smothers (1937) Did you know
his show was #1 when CBS cancelled it to please Nixon?
James A. Michener (1907) ...and the great Robert Mandan
(1932)
It was a lazy weekend, as you can tell by the lack of output.
We did some Garbage, some Kahlua and Grey Goose, a little Humboldt,
some Zeppelin,
SNL, some football, Mrs. BartCop's 12-alarm chili, ...it was
real nice.
Not only did we have the Kahluafest, the spirits store
got in some Corralejo tequila.
That's what she likes in her margaritas.
It was like being on vacation...
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