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Valentines
Day
Don't screw up.
You're almost out of time
Cheaper than Diamonds
South's Finest Chocolate
The
reason for the pink tutu
by Jeff Crook
The Looting of America
Reagonomics,
Clintonomics & Enronomics
by Al Martin
Excerpt:
Reaganomics has never worked and it can
not be defended. When you see TV pundits like Larry Kudlow
and Bill Seidman defending Reaganomics,
you mustunderstand that they are not pure economists. They are
political economists, and they owe their
careers to the Republican Party. Both Kudlow and Seidman make
their money as senior economists for the
Heritage Foundation, the Cato Institute, other Republican so-called
think tanks, economic research institutes
and socio-economic forums. Bill Seidman, of course, was the former
chairman of the Resolution Trust Corporation
(RTC), where there were many allegations of fraud. When the
RTC was charged with cleaning up the S&L
mess, it promptly proceeded to sell off a lot of property at very
favorable prices to well-known Republicans
and Republican interests.
I had to go to the Courthouse to teach three defendants a lesson.
Vic the Nut called my cell phone and said a large UPS package
had arrived from Knoxville.
He said it smelled like fine, luxury chocolate.
I told the Court Clerk something important had come up (true)
and would she hurry?
When I got back to the office, I couldn't believe how big the
box was.
I must've ordered it while having a Chinaco moment.
I'll have to get into it big-time when I get to BartCop Manor,
because it'd be suicide
to spread all these boxes out on a table with these jackals I
work with.
I've been enjoying God's Chocolate since the fifties, since before
I could talk.
Christmas and Easter were big chocolate holidays in...Denver.
They used to sell it at Mavrakos Candy Stores and it was mas
fina.
One day, we went homer to ...Denver and the Mavrakos store had
closed.
For about a decade, the chocolate remained buried like Indiana's
Arc.
Then, one lucky day, we were touring the Biltmore Castle in Ashville,
NC, (don't ask)
we stumbled into their fancy-ass Gift Shoppe and I saw those
triangles of Heaven.
I bought all they had, and asked where I could order more.
"South's Finest Candy Factory in Knoxville,"
the lady behind the counter said.
I tried to kiss her, but she pulled away.
So I called SFCF and begged them to sell me more chocolate.
Ellis, the head chocolatier at SFCF, said I could order
all I wanted.
"I can always make more,"
he said.
ha ha
That's the spirit!
That's the can-do attitude that built America!
So tonight, while watching 24 and NYPD Blue, here's the plan:
First, a chunk of South's
Finest Break-Up Milk Chocolate, followed by an extra-salty
Indian Brand Pumpkin seed by the Agress
Seed & Nut Company of New York City,
followed by a 1/16th shot of my finest Chinaco Anejo.
Then another chunk, another pumpkin seed, and another 1/16th.
No phone calls, please.
Quotes
"Whenever there's a Bush in the White House,
many people die, and the rest of us are threatened.
I just didn't think it would
happen quite so quickly."
-- Jello Biafra in "The Progressive"
February 2002
Stocks Sink to Three-Month Low on Accounting Nerves
Excerpt:
Stocks crumbled on Monday, sending the
broad market to a three-month low, as investors
caught a fresh bout of "Enronitis" -- a
confidence-sapping malaise that has Wall Street
questioning the honesty of corporate financial
statements.
President Weak & Greedy, please resign your stolen office so Al Gore can fix the economy.
The
War on Waste
Look what the BFEE is doing now...
Excerpt:
Just last week Bush announced, "my 2003
budget calls for more than $48 billion in new defense spending."
More money for the Pentagon, CBS News Correspondent
Vince Gonzales reports, while its own auditors
admit the military cannot account for 25
percent of what it spends.
"According to some estimates we cannot track
$2.3 trillion in transactions," Rumsfeld admitted.
You know the CIA/BFEE is making billions from this.
They probably got a fourth of that, 600 billion.
They're going to do this for years and years.
When was the last time a Republican said, "I've
stolen enough, I can rest now."
The Angina Monologs
Gotta
check out 
On the TV show 24, doesn't it figure that it's the B.F.E.E. truying to murder the black guy?
I mean, Democrats don't commit murder, that's strictly GOP stuff.
Democrats are too busy getting laid to get into murdering the
innocent.
And who runs the CIA/FBI/military and the crooked courts?
The Bush Family Evil Empire has a license to rape and steal.
So, how do we stop them?
Traficant's trial begins today
Congressman
Loses Corruption Appeal
"They're
trying to
make
me look stupid."
Do
Unto Others . . . Oh, Never Mind
by By Michael Tomasky
Excerpt:
Liberals have acquiesced in letting conservatives
paint them as libidinous traitors and moral relativists
for three decades, and have only occasionally,
and tremulously, defended their values.Those values
-- more central to the task of governing
than the realm of personal mores -- have brought the nation
the 40-hour work week, the G.I. Bill, civil
rights, Social Security, Medicare, cleaner rivers, lower
poverty rates and the first federal budget
surplus in a generation (now gone), among many other benefits.
I'll go out on a limb here: I daresay most
Americans find these gains rather useful in their day-to-day lives.
But I don't recall hearing Al Gore invoke
much of that history at critical moments in 2000.
The Team Concept
Did Enron
Steal From Employees?
Ex- Employee: Nearly $15 Million Taken From Benefits Accounts
Money Meant For Employee Medical, Dental, 401(k) Plans
Did Benefits Money Go To Outside Consultants?
From: Peter.Young@veridian.com
Subject: Finally, an answer to the personal time
BartCop,
Did I hear the New Hampster Boy right today?
He literally doesn't have the guts anymore?
Is that how he lost all that weight, by removing
several feet of intestine?
Is his stroke prognosis on the downside again,
admitting this?
Do you suppose there was a gerbil infection involved,
necessitating an emergency colonectomy?
Yes.
Oklahoma
Logic
by BartCop
Day 14 of the Shirley Manson log
So far,
...have not heard from Shirley.
.....
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c l i c k to
o r d e r
Shirley Manson - contact bartcop.com
Check today's
Michael Dare's Helen A. Handbasket, a clue where Cheney
hides, Natalie Portman,
Bruce Willis on Estella Warren, Gov. Jesse Ventura, David Letterman
contract news,
Big Dog sighted in Chicago and LA, Oscar Fever begins, Star Wars
II,
Julia & Tom & Tom, Daryl Hannah vs Jackie O, Paul McCartney,
Jodie Foster, Hugh Hefner, the Grammys - it's all in one place
- at today's
Hi, I recently discovered your site and want to
thank you for the best site on the net.
Reading your articles is like therapy after all
of the pro-bush shit that is published by the traditional media.
Thank God someone is exposing him for the rat
bastard that he is.
Also, I wrote an editorial for my college newspaper,
and wondered if you would put it on your site.
It concers Bush's stupidity in the "Axis of evil"
quote.
Keep up the good work,
The Fool
on the Hill
by Carlos Lugo
From: Judson_Kilpatrick@chcmail.com
Subject: C.S.I. best drama
I think C.S.I. is kind of weak. The worst thing
about it is the cast.
The perfectly coifed female and male models just
aren't believable.
"Law And Order" is much better--- in almost all
of its permutations.
And best of all is "24",
if that qualifies as a "drama"
It is the best show EVER on television and is
more exciting than most action movies.
I agree that 24
and Law & Order are fine shows, but Law & Order just
lost
the perfectly coifed female model that made it extra fun to watch.
"I say we hang them all."
...you can't get acting like that just anywhere
Happy
Birthday to...
........
Barbara Hershey (1948) Jennifer Jason Leigh (1962)
Laura Linney (1964)
Henry Aaron (1934) Al Kooper (1944) Duff McKagan
(1964) William S. Burroughs (1914)
Top headline in today's USA TODAY
Did
bin Laden get away?
Duh!
The question isn't "Did he get away?"
The question is, "Was his engineered escape always part of the plan?"
Remember, bin Laden gave Bush what nobody in the world could give
him - legitimacy, sort of.
President Bunnypants's approval was in the high forties the morning
of September 11th.
The planes hit, and Junior scurried into a hole and let Giuliani
run the country for a few days.
And for this his approval goes into the nineties?
What if Bush had acted like a man that day?
Would his approval have gone to 135 percent?
As long as bin Laden is "missing," we're stuck under martial law
with Ashcroft's religiously-insane rules.
Meanwhile, the man some call president is free to "Enron" the
treasury, and anyone who
asks questions is "helping the terrorists."
The Bush Family Evil Empire has a license to rape and steal.
So, how do we stop them?
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