Excerpt: An Enron spokesperson has confirmed a total
of eight corporate jet trips
to New York and Washington since the bankruptcy,
saying the flights were
more efficient than commercial travel.
A round-trip commercial flight, Houston
to New York, could be as little as $365 in coach.
The same trip on an Enron jet would cost
tens of thousands of dollars.
Excerpt: The repeal of the Clinton rule by the Bushies
-- nicely timed for minimum attention between
Christmas and New Year's -- stopped federal
agencies from considering the lawbreaking record
of corporations in the process of granting
contracts. As you know, many corporations repeatedly
violate the law, and if and when they are
caught, they pay a slap-on-the-wrist fine and continue
on their merry way. A study by The Associated
Press found hundreds of contractors that remain
eligible for federal contracts despite
having been convicted of or sued for defrauding the government.
Agents say
priest sold, made drugs Cleric allegedly helped make GHB
Excerpt: Laura Schlessinger, the queen of the national
talk-show airwaves, was thrust front and center
at a pre-trial hearing in the Beth Carpenter
murder-for-hire case Tuesday.
At issue was whether the son of the confessed
hitman in the case is the same person
who called Dr. Laura's show almost 14 months
ago and claimed to be a killer.
Quotes
"You are in bad company with Mr. BartCop from
Tulsa, known drunk and business failure three
times." -- one of my stalkers
ha ha
I lost a lot less money in business than someone we all know.
If my super-rich daddy bought me a baseball team to play with,
my business resume would look a lot like President Happy Crack's.
Excerpt: Antonin Scalia on Monday criticized his
church's position against the death penalty,
saying that Catholic judges who believe
capital punishment is wrong should resign.
After denying Americans their constitutionally guaranteed right
to vote,
the power-hungry, sexually confused crazy man tries to take over
the Catholic Church, too.
Excerpt: The question is - will Bush do something
like that - just to hold onto power?
When he himself is predicting 2002 as a
year of war?
DUH!!!!!!!
Will it be an airplane? I think not! Airplanes
are so last year! What will he do?
Well - I could name some - but I don't
want to give the son of a bitch and ideas
in case I thought of something they haven't.
bartcop.com exclusive
If
at first you don't succeed... or "Begin again at your beginnings" by Julie Hiatt Steele
Shirley, I got terribly addicted to beautifulgarbage when
my mind was empty.
Those songs have been playing over and over in my head for 115
days.
After a couple of months, I tried to replace those songs with
Garbage 2.0 songs.
Didn't work.
Now I have 25 songs that play constantly in my head.
It's taking a toll on what's left of my sanity.
I need an antidote.
Excerpt: Until Vice President Dick Cheney surrenders
the secret files of his Energy Task Force,
the complete history of the Bush administration’s
entanglement with its favorite firm may
never be known. There are, however, many
significant favors on the public record–and the
first took place within days after Mr.
Bush’s inauguration.
Check today's Two pricks, Britney Spears, Bush Kids Gone Wild, Lord of the
Rings Diary, Jenna Bush's boyfriend
lost $150K gambling at the Hard Rock (where my good
friend Ben Affleck won $175K)
'Patriotic' Peacock Being Retired, Christian nuts lose Hollywood
Bowl, TV Ratings,
Moose & Squirrel, Gene Simmon's tongue, Twin Nazi's Tom Delay
and Drew Carey,
and tons more in today's
BartCop sticker pic from Steve
Happy
Birthday to... ........
Troyal Garth Brooks (1962)
Charles Dickens (1812)
Frederick Douglass (1817)
and the funniest man in the business, the great Chris Rock (1966)
Letter to the Editor from yesterday's USA TODAY
Who
is worse: Lay or Lindh?
I doubt that former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay,
other Enron executives,
their lawyers, accountants and board members
wioll ever spend a day in jail.
I doubt that American-turned-Taliban John
Walker Lindh will ever spend a day not in jail.
And yet, I wonder who has done more harm
to American citizens?
Arthur Willner
Carpinteria, CA
"You better
watch that sarcasm shit, boy. I
am the Central Scrutinizer and I don't like the tone you
use when talking about my man Kenny Boy. Kenneth
gave the president cash when we needed it most. I
think some secret torture for BartCop and this Arthur Willner
fella might teach both of you about respect."
Has anybody seen Greta Van Susteren's new show on ?
I saw her on Jon Stewart, and she told him Roger Ailes gave her
complete autonomy.
For a lawyer, that's not a very bright thing to say.
That means every word out of her mouth is hers and hers alone,
so if she turns ditto-monkey Naziette on us, she can't blame
her employer.
...does that mean it's her decision to talk to Horrendo Revolver?
ha ha
Sorry, Greta, that wasn't nice.
Robert Bianco, TV critic for USA TODAY, said:
"Greta is TV's best legal analyst, renowned for
being independent, clear-headed
and careful, which are not qualities usually
associated with her new employer."
...and
"On Monday's show, she visited Sudan with Geraldo
Rivera, who placed support
for bin Laden among average Arabs at 25%
'at a bare minimum,' which is one of
those impossible to verify opinions posing
as fact that Fox allows on the air all too often.
Give her fewer chances to be embarassed
and her show might be worth a second look."
Poor Greta,
Did you know she took a cut in pay to go to Fox?
Ordinarily, I'd applaud a move like that, but you gotta wonder
why she did it.
You know something that pisses me off?
When people pretend there never was a World Trade Center.
Maybe it has slowed down some, but right after the attack, there
was a rush
to alter or erase pictures of New York's skyline to eliminate
the Twin Towers.
To me, that's as nutty as changing the faces of the men who raised
the flag.
Someone sent me a great NY skyline picture ever, and I thought
I'd share.
Click Here
to see a damn nice picture of what was.
...I'm not
nervous, ...not at all.
The BartCop
Hex is no problem for me. I just
hope the press doesn't find out about my eye
tick when I get nervous or drunk...
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online? Use the portal below and they'll throw bartcop.com
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to pay.
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