Excerpt: When the story of Flight 93 became public,
everyone who knew Mark Bingham was sure
he was one of the leaders. In the weeks
and months since Sept. 11, Bingham has become
one of the most celebrated heroes of that
day. He has also become an icon among gays.
From: a stalker
Subject: Julie Steele
You've obviously been trying to score with Julie
Steele. You got her a free computer,
provided a forum for her to tell her story, and
have gone above and beyond to please her.
That's the behavior of a guy who is trying to
get into a woman's pants.
I suppose you figure that if she'll go down on
Bill Clinton (who then dumps her)
that maybe you can get a little tail on the rebound.
Well, you're no Bill Clinton where ladies are
concerned,
but I need to know if you've gotten xxxxxx from
her.
WC
WC,
When Julie tells her story, and starts dropping her daisy-cutter bombs,
I expect national
media coverage for bartcop.com and that's why a
computer was purchased for her.
It's called "doing business." President
Moron calls it "Making the pie higher."
Ms. Steele has never met President Clinton and I have never met Ms.
Steele.
Maybe we'll meet when she next does her next Larry King Live.
...and thanks for asking.
I'm flattered that you spend time fantasizing about what's behind my
zipper.
Hogan's
Heroes
In yesterday's local TV magazine, someone asked about Hogan's
Heroes.
The TV dude said on the last episode, they were "rescued" and
they all went home.
I don't remember that - do you?
I remember Gilligan's Island ending that way, only to have George
W. Gilligan
screw up and get them all stranded again - isn't that what happened?
If anyone knows about that last Hogan's heroes - clue me in.
Rewriting
history in Oval Office by Marianne Means
Excerpt: Asked why Bush and Cheney are adamant about
denying a GAO request for the names of the panel's advisers,
Fleischer tried to wrap their controversial
decision in historical context. "The very document that protects our
liberties more than anything else, the
Constitution, was, of course, drafted in total secrecy. The founders ...
recognized that in order to make careful
decisions, they wanted to set forth a deliberative and thoughtful
process and they concluded to do so quietly."
Good grief! The administration's pro-industry
energy policy is the substantive equivalent of the Constitution!
The energy panel's sessions were a model
of thoughtfulness and balance, not a special-interest picnic!
The mind boggles.
Excerpt: Vladimir Putin warned against U.S. military
action against Iraq, saying that the situation there
was different from Afghanistan and that
only the U.N. Security Council could sanction any attack.
I seems like President Happy Crack wants to run from one country
to the next, bombing things,
without ever bringing bin Laden to justice as he swore a dozen
times he would.
Hey, Smirk! Weren't you raised to finish job #1 before you start job #2?
You seem to have a pretty cool thing going--a
voice in the current, insane political wilderness--and I'd like
to believe that much of what you say ain't so,
but, alas, I also want to believe that maybe some of it is.
Specifically, I just find it hard to believe that
The Idiot (not Dostoyevski's hero) has somehow managed to
steal $4 trillion and hide it in his family.
I only thought one became a trillionaire by being elected Pope
(wait, maybe he did). So, yeah, the surplus
has already shrunk by $4 trillion, but where did it go?
And what's the evidence to support that it has
spread to the bank accounts ranging from
Grandfather Bush on down to his little
"brown grand babies"?
I've read your rants and find them humorous, biting,
and possibly accurate--meaning, I've suspected these
Republican crooks since before Nixon and I certainly
think GW is a fricken moron--but I haven't read
everything on your site and would like it if
you offered more evidence along with your gut feelings,
rants, and (probably accurate) accusations.
Where should I look on your site?
Sincerely,
NP
NP, the money is gone, that's a fact, but I can't tell you where it
went.
The surplus was $5.6 trillion and now it's $1.4 trillion.
Bush knows where the money went, but it's a secret.
If you and I knew where that money was, we'd be "helping
terra."
The Fall of Enron
Enron
Lobbyist Plotted Strategy Against Democrats
Excerpt: While the Bush administration was drafting its
national energy policy,
a leading lobbyist for Enron was plotting
strategy to turn the plan into a
political weapon against Democrats, according
to a newly obtained memo.
Chinese snake-handlers are more entertaining
than garden variety Oklahoma snake-handlers.
Quotes
"None of us had any say in the color of our
skin or whether we were born a boy or a girl. If diversity if OK with God, why can't
it be OK with Republicans?" -- brace yourselves, ...Uncle OJ Watts Jr, the
whitest man in the GOP
Hey, Uncle OJ, did you have a cancer scare or something?
Did your AIDS test come back inconclusive?
Why are your showing signs of being human?
As if tolerance is your goal, why'd you leave out God's gay children?
If being gay is OK with God, (and it must be since He created
them)
why can't it be OK with neanderthal sellout Uncle Tom's like
yourself?
Flashback
Quotes
"A black man voting Republican is like
a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders." -- J.C.Watts Sr, Uncle OJ's daddy
What a heartbreaking disappointment you were to your father, Uncle
OJ.
Russert
Strikes Again
I can only watch a few minuites.
I can do root canal easier than I can handle the Russert-Bush
Fellatio Hour. Sunday, Russert had on Shelby and Graham, the top two Intelligence
Committee senators.
Timmy had tough questions for them:
Should
President Clinton have been more attentive to a terrorist strike?
Should
Congress have been more attentive to a terrorist strike?
Should
the FBI and CIA have been more attentive to a terrorist strike?
Should
the press have been more attentive to a terrorist strike?
Both Shelby and Graham agreed there was plenty of blame to go
around.
Hey, Butt Plug!
"Yes, Bart?"
Did you forget to mention anybody on your little list, Timmy?
Can you think of anybody you may have forgotten to ask
about?
How about the dim-witted boy who was steering when we hit the
iceberg?
Any chance the DRIVER shares some responsibility, Tim?
Why does the Unelected Boy King ALWAYS get a pass?
Shouldn't you be asking why Bush failed to take measures to protect
us
if Clinton is so damn guilty of failing to take measures
to protect us?
Bush had eight months to do what needed to be done.
But noooooooooooooooooo.
Tim Russert is paid to protect the Boy King.
Russert's not here to tell the truth.
Russert's not here to protect the public's interest.
Russert's here to generate revenue for his billionaire masters
who need a tax break,
and to do that, he's got to protect Mr. Taxcuts-so-help-me-God
at
all costs,
even if that cost is measured in innocent American lives.
Well, Tim, do you have an answer for me?
...I thought so.
Introducing...
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Barlow,
senior bartcop.com foreign correspondent
Once a week, Nick will recommend a book
No, not a book on how to raise your kids or how to locate your
inner bonehead.
We're talking about real books about real things.
There's a feedback link if you want to recommend a real book,
or if you want to take issue with Nick for a book he has recommended.
Click on the logo and check out Nick's first book pick!
Thanks to Wizard of Whimsy
Today's bartcop.com is so hueueueuege,
we had to split it in sections.
Bartcop:
I read your website today and found it to be
irrational, unpatriotic, delusional, idiotic and stupid.
I do not think you have an IQ as high as 64.
You could be right.
I was last checked by nuns in the sixties.
I have never seen so much hatred and hate-speech.
Don't you have anything good to say about anyone
to the right of you?
Funny, I get pummeled by the left for being too
far to the right.
The doves are convinced I work for President
Bunnypants.
You sound like a communist like Stalin or a fascist
like Mussolini.
Hmmmm...
Stalin is to my left, and Mussolini is to my
right.
And you say I sound like both of them?
Shut down your vulgar website and do the American
public AND the Democratic Party a favor.
ha ha You didn't say "please," ...so no!
ha ha
You are one repulsive creep.
What in the world are you doing with Julie Hiatt
Steele?
I hate to even think of it.
Bonnie Benson
Bonnie, are you one of those bad first-impression people?
You come off like Laura Schlessinger's evil stepmother on her period.
Generally when I see that much testosterone flying around
I'm dealing with someone who's swinging a pair.
Tell us the truth, ...what's really on your mind?
Did Nick leave you again?
Are you thinking that he's not coming back this time?
You don't think...
You don't think ...maybe Nick got tired of hearing the sound of your
voice, do you?
I wondered what your rant would sound like when delivered with a smoker's
throat.
an Eastern Mississippi nasal twang and a heavy dose of sing-song-y
sarcasm from an old bat.
I'll bet you put one-too-many harrangs on Ol' Nick and he just said
"fuck it."
How long did he hang around?
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Twisted
Tales of Tinseltown Terror by the Secret Hollywood Source
> This is your boy, crying like a woman on The
Today Show two days after the press
> asked why Bush was unable to show any human
emotions about the 9/11 attacks.
> He's a cold-hearted, snot-nosed, spoiled and
manipulative, unelected mega-thief, trying to appear legitimate.
For years, the money-grubbing bastards have said Clinton faked emotion
at the funeral of Ron Brown,
a man he called his best friend before he died in that plane
crash.
Sidebar: The unconscionable sons of bitches said Clinton
had Ron Brown murdered, too.
The truth has always been obvious to any fair-minded person.
Bill Clinton, the most powerful and photographed person on Earth from
1992-current,
was at his old friend's funeral - laughing and reminiscing old times,
when his glance
caught the camera and I think Bill thought, "Camera
on you - straighten up."
Think about it.
Clinton was more photographed than Elvis, the Beatles, the Pope and
Britney Spears COMBINED
when he suddenly realized he was caught on-camara laughing at
the funeral of a close friend and
how some c*nts like the ones at Fox Whore News might spin that.
So...
...he suddenly composed himself for appearances sake.
Isn't that what you or I would've done?
Or would we laugh away and feed the vulgar Pigboy murder theories?
"Did you see how happy and satisfied Clinton
was after murdering Ron Brown?"
The vulgar Pigboy played that clip a hundred times. If you weren't paying attention then - lissen up.
Rush the scumbag played that clip of Clinton's suddenly sober attitude
a hundred times. The fat bully bastard played that clip again and again on his TV hate
show, every night. The son of a stray neighborhood dog played it in slow motion.
The spawn of Satan's spilled seed played it f-ing backwards.
The unChristian slug of a slimeball played it upside-down.
This is talent on loan from God doing this, too.
And there's not a Christian in America with the balls to say, "He's
such a pig!"
Some religious people are such frauds...
Check today's Cutting edge Olympics commentary, The Worried Shrimp, Pick the
Tyrant,
The new Bush Biography in which, no doubt, he's even more heroic
than ever,
Big Dog Report, Carnivale in Rio, (the real Rio, not Vegas)
Elle MacPherson,
Hillary Watch, that snippy blonde on Ally McBeal, Beach Boys
and more!!!
...in today's
Happy
Birthday to... ................
................ Louise Nurding is 27 Jennifer
Aniston is 33
Carey Lowell is 31
Also born today: Lon Chaney, Jr. (1906) Laura Dern
(1967) Roberta Flack (1939) (Who is her daughter?)
Jimmy Durante (1893 - I'm so old, I saw him live on TV)
Clinton pal Greg Norman (1955)
The Skipper (1892) That can't be right. The Skipper was 75
in 1967? No way. Robert Wagner (1930)
Judas Maximus is going to Hell (1961) Jeb Bush
-dittoes- (1953) Sheryl Crow (1962)
Leslie Nielsen (1926) Burt Reynolds (1936) and Sweeeeet
Gene Vincent (1935)
To all who wrote about Lennon's birthday?
If you go to http://birthdays.emagica.com
and punch in Feb 9, they list John Lennon.
There was no intention to deceive and this isn't "further proof"
that I'm all lies.
If I ever get a staff, this kind of thing won't happen... ..as
often.
Should
President Clinton have been more attentive to a terrorist strike?
........
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