What the hell is wrong with the vulgar Pigboy?

He was off last Thursday and Friday.
(Is he having another gerbilectomy?  Last time he had to have nine yards of large
intentine removed because those gerbils have such sharp teeth) and then he came to
work Monday and Tuesday to scream and yell about how greedy people were
to want three weeks of vacation each year, and then he takes off again Wednesday?

The vulgar Pigboy takes off about a third of the time.
That's why we hear from Roger Hedgehog, Wayne Williams, Tony Snow etc so much.

If the Truth Molester can't come to f-ing work, for whatever reason,
why the hell is he trying so hard to kill everyone else's time off?

Is it because he's a hypocritical bastard?

 You can join the "I Hate Bush Club"

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  Better hurry, they only have room for the first 120 million people.

This Just In...

CNN reports Osama bin Laden has been spotted at Camp David

Go to  cnn.com  for further details.

The stickers have arrived.
     PO Box 54466
   Tulsa, OK 74155
 

 ...while they last!

 Que es un Media Puto?
   by NP

 Click  Here

    Excerpt:
 ...certainly the Media front men and women, the high profile anchors, can't all be whores--I mean,
 they're smart people, they must see that what isn't seen by the American public, what's censored by
 the powers that be, that the insidious dealings, the truly evil raping of our country and the rest of the
 world by trillionaire elitists must be thoroughly investigated and made known to their viewers.
 Right?

 Feedback

 I get mail saying, "Bart, we love the Monkey mail. Please do more."
 Y'know, ...I love the Monkey Mail, too.

 Think about it...
 A chance to appear intelligent?  ...with an IQ of 64?
 Nothing is more fun than causing a ditto-monkey to get the red-ass.

  Sidebar:
 The Tulsa zoo has asked me to announce that late March they expect to acquire
 two red-ass ditto-monkeys from the San Diego Zoo in exchange for one donkey.
 If there was a God,  I'd  be that donkey leaving this dusty knuckledragging town.

 Seriously, that's what keep me doing this.
 Knowing that some day, perhaps this decade, I'll find a conservative to debate.
 I mean, cyber space is so small, ...what are the odds I could ever find a Republican
 who could defend or explain Rush, Smirk or conservative principles?

 Isn't there anybody on the entire internet who wants to kick mym ass in a debate?
 If nothing else, I'll bet the pro-Bartcoppers would like to see a good fight.
 For a guy double-digit in stalkers, I'm surprised more people don't want a piece of me.

   Sidebar to you bart-stalkers with websites:
 You need to get your anti-Bart sites working right away, understand?
 This is not a test. this is no drill. Repeat, this is no drill.

 If surprise Number Two unfolds, you Bart-haters must be up-and-running.
 If you're a couple of dollars short, I can PayPal you the money.
 ha ha
 But get your damn webpages up and don't wait another day!
 I was told by a person that I had the most stalkers of any independent Democrat on the www.
 This needs to be true for at least the next 2-3 weeks,

 I'm nothing without my stalkers.
 Call me Norman Desmond.
 Why go on living if I can't have stalkers?

 In closing...  (massive applause) ...if any of you out there know a conservative
 with strong opinions who can type 10 words a minute, can we set something up?

 I'm not talking about some "Death Match,"
 I'm not talking about some "Bloodfest,"

 ...probably,

 ha ha

 There are two kinds of men in the United States today...

 Those who took my advice and bought South's Finest Chocolate for their babes
 and the poor,  in-the-doghouse bastards who failed to heed my marriage-saving advice.

From: Bobkurk@aol.com

Subject: Will work for food

Dear Bart,

As I stopped at a red light the other day, I happened to notice
a ragged fellow with a WILL WORK FOR FOOD sign.
It occurred to me that I hadn't seen one of those for years and years.
Looks like our unelected president is bringing back the good old days for sure.

Bob Kurk
 

Bob, you know what pisses me off?

The GOP hate machine and the whore press are going to spend tens of millions
of dollars to convince people that the Clinton years were "America at it's worst"
and the wars and recessions of the unelected Usurper are America's glory days.

The worst part?

They idiot public might buy what Russert and Limbaugh are selling.

Traficant trial continues

 Full Story

  Excerpt:
 Allen Sinclair, a Youngstown lawyer, testified he was paid $65,000 a year as a staffer
 in Traficant's office and worked about 20 hours a week. In exchange, Sinclair said he paid
 Traficant $2,500 cash monthly from his salary and burned the envelopes containing the money.

"They're out to get me.
  ...Give me $2500."

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