"Waylon Jennings did every drug in the
world. He probably invented some drugs
that still don't exist today." -- The terribly, terrible sick and brain-addled
vulgar Pigboy, third hour yesterday
Radio "Incorrect"
BILL Maher is thinking about becoming a syndicated
radio talk show host.
The cranky and frequently venomous host of "Politically
Incorrect" says talk radio is a viable option
if ABC cancels his controversial late-night show
when his contract runs out later this year.
"I've had meetings," Maher told TV Guide. "I might
be very happy doing radio because I really
want to do other things in show business. I could
certainly make more money in radio," he said.
Indeed, the mega-millions collected by radio heavyweights
Rush, Stern and Laura
are in a league with today's biggest movie stars.
If Maher, 46, enters the increasingly crowded
talk radio arena, he'll be a rare high-powered,
left-of-center personality in a medium packed
with conservative blabbers like Limbaugh and
Bob Grant.
Koresh, you know bartcop radio would be riotous...
Is there room for humor and truth on Nazi AM radio?
Scientists
clone first cat
Good thing, too.
Koresh knows we're almost out of cats.
A friend of mine suggested the same thing about
buying one of Ken Lay's vacation homes.
I know you are a slow learner, but you've
got to pay attention. You don't need money.
(WTG is White Trash Gazette. It's not a publication,
its just a group of south Louisiana boys mostly
in the real estate business.)
This is the letter I wrote him:
Damon,
Excellent ideas, but maybe we need a new spin-off
partnership. How about a used trailer dealership? We could call it Used Trailer Trash, LLC (UTT).
'Cause of federal regs, UTT can't be totally
owned by owners of WTG, so 1% would be owned by my mother-in-law.
OK, so now we need Windy to go to the bank. Windy has to show the bank that UTT will make
ten million in three years.
So, the bank loans UTT six million against
the projected ten million dollar profit. Alright, keep following me now. UTT then declares a stock dividend of six
million to its partners.
Then we buy the lodge. If the bank forecloses
they get UTT.
Is this good or what?
Brad
Brad, great idea - count me in! But can't we figure a way to screw 4500 families out of their life
savings, too?
No, wait, we're scared bunny Democrats, not evil Republicansl.
...nevermind.
Betty
Bowers Opens Halfway House Exclusively For Bush Children
Excerpt: Why couldn't liberals have come up with better
sound bites? They could have welcomed
Thompson's acknowledgement that expanded health-care
coverage for poor people is a
good idea and then upped the ante by asking an
obvious question: Why does Bush favor health-care coverage for more fetuses
but not for more first-graders?
Liberals could have seized a golden opportunity
to twit Republicans for opposing Democratic
proposals that all children, not just
embryonic ones, should have health insurance.
Along the way hey could have defended the morality
of legal abortion and put in a
good word for Hillary's long-term goal of universal
health-care coverage.
Instead, they whined.
...that's my party!
Should Noelle
Bush be getting favorable treatment because she is the
daughter of Jeb and niece of the appointed Usurperboy?
If you say "Yes," then relax and turn on Rush's show or Fox News.
(Remember, the first three pharmacies let this druggie criminal go
with no charges being filed.)
But if you think she should get the same treatment under the law that
a poor black woman would get
in the same situation, then get a little outraged and
Click
Here
...and register your utter disgust with the Bush Family Evil Empire's
attitude
that they are above the law because they were appointed by Grandpa's
crooked judges.
You must Click
Here and check out the graphic under "Myth
of the Liberal Media"
I've wanted to run it for weeks, but it's too big.
Now somebody has posted it so you can see it.
Some mirror sites
for you who are shut out of bartcop.com at your fascist
employer's cages
When you are home, (or at a non-fascist site) go there, copy the
URL's then send
an e-mail to yourself so you can read "subversive" BartCop on
"the man's" time
"A negro? Oh
this will be fun!!! Get
Torture Room One ready. Strap
the darkie to the gurney. I
want to do this one myself."
Subject: Republicans' Cease &
Desist Letter to EnronOwnsTheGOP.com
Hey, BC -- Love the site, love Garbage,
love Chinaco.
There must be something in the Texas oil that
blurs one's appreciation of the First Amendment.
Excerpt:
In a move apparently designed
to quash free speech and disguise the unfortunate fact that the GOP
is a wholly owned subsidiary
of Enron, the Republican Party of Texas has delivered a 'cease and desist'
letter,
demanding that the EnronOwnsTheGop.com
site be pulled down.
For the record, any resemblance
between this website and the official Republican Party website is
as 'totally coincidental'
as the $25,000 check Rick Perry took from Ken Lay the day after appointing
an ex-Enron executive to oversee
utility deregulation in Texas.
Way back in the mid 1990s I was driving down Central
Expressway in Dallas
and looked up at the Rush Limbaugh Radio program
billboard. Someone spray
painted "nazi c*nt" on it. I could
kick myself because I didn't go home and get my camera.
The next day when I had my camera, it was
too late, the sign had been fixed.
Did anybody send it to you? If not,
why don't you ask for it in a future bartcop?
A picture of that billboard would be worth a pound of the world's best
chocolate.
BartCop,
It is embarrassing to you that Democrats have
been pinpointed as the corrupt politicians
with bags open for "donators" to stuff cash in
them for personal use.
Chang, in America, when you write a question, you should put a (?) at
the end.
That was a question, right?
"Am I embarrassed that democrats have been pinpointed?"
Pinpointed by whom? The vulgar Pigboy?
Dan Burton? Larry Klayman?
To answer your question - no.
You are indeed a disgusting wannabe leader of
the masses
of uneducated and uninformed drone-like Democrats.
Chang Yenyen
I'm a leader?
You think so?
Thanks.
...and as far as me being "uninformed,"
...you got the balls to go a few rounds in the chat room?
In 30 minutes I'll have you crying like Bob Dole at Nixon's funeral..
Have you heard the latest on those crooked Olympic judges?
Rumors are most of them are former Enron board members.
Regarding the Shrub disappearing down his rabbit
hole and the argument that it was for his "safety."
He was running away long after all "credible
threats" were over. And this site makes the point that he
was most at danger when he was reading the goat
story at a previously scheduled event (near an airport, natch)
while an unknown number of hijacked planes were
STILL IN THE AIR.
Pro-bono CD reviews, Mott the Hoople news, Freddy Prinze Jr -
drunk on Leno and
bad-mouthing his fiance Buffy, Pickles + Dick on Leno, Miss Cleo,
Osama's Valentine to Smirk,
Britney's new movie, "Not a Mousketeer, not yet an Actress,"
opens today,
Rosie is a lesbian? Who knew? Is that why
she told Hillary to dump Bill?
Island of Whores update,
and, ...seriously, you gotta read the Robert DeNiro story.
He's hosting a TV documentary about 9/11 that had a full film
crew INSIDE the Towers.
...all this and more in today's
TV Sweep
weeks are underway That means it's fund-raising time here at bartcop.com
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I told the hamster I'd sell him to Rush if he quit running - that
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Dear The Last Honest Reporter (can I call you
'Last'?)
Look, I'll give you a hearty amen, brother on
almost your entire screed.
Generally absolutely true (I'm hedging there),
and not even arguable, but proven fact.
Now what 'publican or their apologist would say
that? I'm 98% your main man here,
and no enemy over a 2% disagreement.
But friends may argue heatedly over marginal differences,
and even lose their friendship over it.
('Farve??? What about Montana!!!' 'Idiot.' 'Loser.')
We can't afford to kick out anyone over
not believing this or that part of the liberal
catechism, when we face a battle for the soul of America
against the Bush Family Evil Empire. (They're
only front men for faceless Big Oil/Big Business neo-fascists,
so we really shouldn't flatter these sycophant
toadies by implying they're in charge of anything.
They're hired help, totally created by their masters,
who are the real top-dog evildoers of this world.)
Hoping this clears the air a bit. My 2% worth
to follow.
...phil
Lawsuit
Mania!
Larry Klayman, Gennifer Flowers and her pet snake Sparky want to sue Hillary because "her rear
end is smaller than Gennifers."
BC,
I knew I had read Steven Emerson's name before.
He CONFIDENTLY said that Oklahoma City
was the work of Muslim terrorists and not of
the right-wing nuts it eventually turned out to be.
Here's a web page that details all people need
to know about Emerson:
Rude and a boor. "Boring." May possibly
be more than just friends with Matt Damon.
Has a filthy mouth. Tranny chaser. Recovering
alcoholic. Linked with Pamela Anderson,
Sandra Bullock, Salma Hayek, Lauren Holly,
Famke Jannsen, Jennifer Lopez, and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Wait a minute...
Young, ...rich, ...good-looking, ...dating Pammy, Sandy, Salma,
Lauren, Famke, J-Lo and Gwenyth?
Tipping cocktail waitresses$10K while UP six-figures at the blackjack
tables at the Hard Rock in Vegas?
All men should live lives that boring...
I see evil.
That's
a mirror, Dumbass.
Shopping
online? Use the portal below and they'll throw bartcop.com
a nickel and
it costs you nothing more than whatever you were going
to pay.
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