The case against Williams looks more certain.
As you know from my previous reports ‘Harold’ is a known supporter of the Anarchist movement.
I observed him place a “Re-elect Congressman Thrumpp” sign in his front yard last October.
This evidence was confiscated within twenty four hours.

My suspicions were further aroused when, at 7.26 p.m. on Thursday of last week, suspect ‘Harold’ parked
directly in front of the stop sign at the north corner of his lot. Fortunately, this ploy did not cause any
accidents or loss of life. I did further observe a subversive Darwin’s Fish attached to the left rear of
said vehicle. Yesterday morning, I videotaped a Home Depot truck delivering twenty four bags of fertilizer,
a known explosive, to the Williams terror cell front yard. Consorting with Home Depot, a company that
refuses to trade with the US government, is prima facial evidence of a conspiracy.

I have continued to win the confidence of the spouse, who goes by the name ‘Wendy’ although I have yet to
check her papers to see if this an alias and if they are legally married. ‘Wendy’ invited me into their house on
Monday morning while ‘Harold’ was quote at the store picking up some "cat food."  I used the grazed-knee-from-falling-off-my-bike trick to gain admittance. Whilst the aforementioned ‘Wendy’ was upstairs
looking from some Neosporin cream, I managed to take several photographs which I have attached, as follows:

1. A “Free Nelson Mandela” poster prominently displayed on the inside of the door to the storage cupboard in
their basement. Why would a real American want a Brazilian terrorist released from jail in upstate New York?

2. A Menopauser, one of those candle holder things that the Jewishers use at Christmas. We must be careful of cults.

3. A box marked as being from “www.ePrescriptionService.com” This contained several bottles of blue pills.

When suspect ‘Wendy’ returned with a bandaid, I pretended to be interested in the quality of their
drug supplier’s service. I ascertained that ‘Harold’ is a casual substance abuser. ‘Wendy’ stated that he
quote needs something to help him relax from all the stress from.... well, you know exactly what I mean,
and my work HMO won’t cover his medicine unquote. Obviously an HMO will always cover real pharmaceutical
needs and therefore ‘Harold’ must be buying Whizz or Vroom or some other onomatopoeic substance.

I observed that there was a pronounced odor of spiced food emanating from the suspect’s kitchen.
This was not the American spice known as Chili but resembled that odor produced by the restaurant
known as “The Bombay House.” I found this association with Pakistan chilling.

Last night, at 11.28 p.m., suspect ‘Harold’ revealed his truly evil nature. I was walking the two dogs that
am looking after while their owners are otherwise detained for four years. As is my habit, I stopped in
front of the Williams terror cell house to make observations. At this moment, ‘Harold’ ran into the
yard shouting that I should "get off my roses, you idiot. I just spent a lot of time planting those."
I am sure there is a body buried under the supposed rose garden since no-one complains about
being observed if they have nothing to hide.

As if that wasn’t proof enough, I can see a police car has just pulled up in front of the terror cell in
question. What more proof could we need? ‘Harold’ and ‘Wendy’ must be guilty of something or
they would never be visited by our men in uniform.

I submit to you that there is now sufficient information to convict ‘Harold.’ I believe that I may be able to
rehabilitate ‘Wendy’ once her so-called husband has been restrained and therefore I request that she be
assigned into my custody.

I must close my report for today since I can see a police officer crossing the street to my house.
He probably wants to get my evidence against these evil doers so they can be locked up.

Yours Americanly,

Patriot Faun Otter