Bartcop, I was referred to your website by a friend in Oklahoma
who said your humor was unlike anything I had ever seen.  That wasn't true.
I've seen newspaper used as toilet paper in Europe.

ha ha

You wipe your ass with your computer monitor?
Say it isn't so!

ha ha

You ditto-monkeys are so damn entertaining...
Can I buy you a shot of Cuervo gold?

Your dashes to illogic are astounding.
For one thing to compare President Bush to Adolf Hitler is absurd.
Hitler was an avowed anti-conservative and was a firm socialist himself,
representing the National Socialist Workers Party of Germany.

You may have something there - Bush certainly is no Hitler.
Hitler actually won the election that put him into power.
His daddy didn't grease anything for him.

His character arose from his socialist upbringing as son of a minor bureaucrat
flunky in the Austrian government. Yes, Hitler was not even a German.

ha ha
Neither is Bush, probably...

Despite your efforts, Ken Lay was a registered Democrat who did sleep
in the The White House several times under Clinton and none under Bush.

Besides the vulgar Pigboy, who will stand behind that lie?
Lay stayed at the WH once, under Poppy the arms dealing traitor.

Clinton and his immediate staff had dozens of private meetings with Lay.

That's the first statement you've written that might be true.

Another flaw is your writer Gene Lyons.
He is known as a hack in literary circles and a Liberal in political circles
who would lie, cheat and deny anything to help Democrats. Er, I should
say Socialists and Communists of the Democratic Party.

Really? I think Gene is one of "my" best writers, but he shows a lot of restraint.
Since he has 60-80 columns posted here, can you
point me to a single sentence he's written that was false?

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You're fucked now, Dude.

The motto of Democrats should be: "I've got mine and I am going to take yours, too."
Really now, you are taking Bill Clinton seriously? Even Hillary does not take him seriously!

I took the 8 years of peace and prosperity seriously.
Do you prefer a never-ending war with a crashing stock market?

Bill never took himself seriously except when he traded military, missile,
and nuclear secrets to the Chinese Communists for cash.

That Roger Hedgehog fella who subs for the vulgar Pigboy said yesterday that
Bush gave China super-computers "that even Clinton refused to sell them."
he said that was one reason Bush's approval numbers were dropping like Dr Laura's pants.
I guess that makes Rush and Hedgehog socialists and commies, too?

Do you really believe Clinton even thought about accounting procedures for businesses?

ha ha
Do you have access to a computer? In 1995, Clinton vetoed a bill that had federal oversight
for corporate accounting procedures, but the Gingrich trolls overrode his veto, so yeah.

He thought about girls and fund raising and that's the fact, Jack!

True enough.
We both agree Bush never thinks about girls or fund raising.
He's too busy trying to memorize pretzel chewing.

For now, a final note about your overt racism.
I have seen you libel a Supreme Court Justice,

Unlike the UK, in America, it's not libel if it's true...

Wait, I have a joke for you:
At the 1989 Civil Rights Commission Christmas party, Slappy was chasing Anita Hill
all over the place with a branch of mistletoe in his hand. She did her best to avoid him,
but finally he cornered her and asked her, "Guess what's over my head?"

...and Profesor Hill answered, "Judis prudence?"

ha ha

That's one of my favorites...

...the greatest golfer ever,

Tiger Woo   is a good golfer, no doubt about that, but when he squeaks by with a two-stroke
victory after 72 holes, they call him "the greatest golfer ever to wear cleats," and I have to cringe.
If Tiger's so damn great, why isn't he winning EVERY tournament by 36 strokes?

...a Congressman, and many others who happen to be black.

Uncle OJ Watts is a sellout whore. I think OJ quit because he was tired of being Delay's boy.
...and don't forget Ward Connerly, the man who openly weeps when a black person enters college.

Yes, you are an anti-Afro-American racist.
You try to hide it, but you are clearly a racist and a bigot.

Norm Coleman
 

Nah, I just dislike whores and traitors.

Hey, Norm, would you like a regular column here?
Some people say the page has become more angry than funny,
and you'd go a long way towards bringing up the humor quotient.