Bart,
I looked at your website last week because
a conservative friend said you are tearing out
your hair over the Bush presidency.
He said you are crazy, but funny at the same time.
Man is he right.
You have Bush as a dumbbell half the time
and as the brilliant evil genius
with diabolical plans for his criminal
family the other half of the time.
Which one is it Bart?
Is he a super genius or the world's dumbest
man?
He can't be both, can he?
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to clear the murky waters.
To answer your question, no, ...he can't be extra-stupid
and a genius at the same time.
I'm pretty sure I never said George W. Bush was smart.
I've never been that drunk.
George W. Bush is the stupidest man I've ever known of.
He's got fewer brains than anybody I can remember in the public
eye.
I might know somebody more stupid, (that's the first lie I've
told today) and you might, too,
but Dubya is the dumbest rock in a bag full of first-round picks
at the professional dumb rock draft.
He is a puppet being used by Ned Beatty's "powers and forces."
He's being led around by the nose, reading speeches that he doesn't
understand.
He gives these speeches in front of signs that say "Jobs
and growth,"
but nothing is growing but the national debt and we're losing
100,000 jobs every month.
They've made Bush into the same puppet that Reagan was.
Meanwhile, Rummy, Cheney, Poppy and the B.F.E.E. have taken over the world.
BFEE is so funny I'll bet you wet your pants
coming up with this joke.
Why would you think it's funny that they've taken over?
Who do you think makes a profit when we go to war?
I don't have the exact connection in front of me, but Bush "owns"
or
has big stock in the company that makes the Abrams tanks and
the APCs.
His friends are all very, very heavy in defense stocks.
They can't make any money with peace breaking out.
Sidebar:
You're not at all concerned that Bush the
Smarter caused Gulf war 1991,
and Bush the Dink caused this war
that has killed more than his dad did?
9-11 was the best day in the young Bush boy's life.
It opened up doors that were slammed shut in their faces.
This way, they're going to make billions.
This way, they can hide everything under "national security."
This was, they can operate on a black budget, with no accountability.
This way, Bush can legally murder anyone on the planet - that's
his legal right.
This way, Bush's approval rating went from the 50s to almost
90.
This way, the "Bush is so dumb..."
jokes had to stop, because "telling the truth
helps Osama."
This way, even tho America had its worst day ever under Bush,
we NEED Bush to "save us"
from the global threat, but most of the
world sees Bush as the bigger threat.
Tell me one thing - you do understand that the rest of
the world is getting vastly
different news that what we're seeing here in America, right?
I want you to take a look at something:
NBC
got five billion dollars from the man some call president.
Last election night, that five billion was teetering so Russert
called the race for Bush.
Then NBC
started banging their "Sore-Loserman"
drum like an octopus on speed.
Tell me, could you be objective with $5B hanging in the
balance?
NBC
needs Bush to be president if they want to keep that money.
CBS
and Viacom are in the same position, as are ABC
and Disney.
FOX
is
the largest gaggle of whores ever assembled.
This is why we're not getting the news the rest of the world is
getting.
Bush's worldwide approval ratings might be in the teens.
Our allies have deserted us, calling Bush "a madman" and "drunk
with power."
...and it kills me that a person like yourself would welcome all that.
Tell me - have YOU gotten a tax cut?
Bush has run through $11 trillion dollars.
Half of it was the Clinton surplus, the other half Bush financed
to feed the super-rich.
Can you name a giant corporation who took their billion dollar
tax cut and hired people?
We've traded Clinton's peace and prosperity for Bush's war and
recession.
Why would you be happy about that?
Let's see, the guy is President and yet
he has time to direct this army
of businessmen to get rich gathering
oil from every country that pumps it.
Bush, you say, gives them marching orders.
How?
I realize you haven't had a chance to respond, but Bush can't
figure out
how to chew a pretzel and watch a football game without passing
out.
Bush is the back-slapping clown who mugs for the camera.
Rummy, Cheney,
Poppy and Poindexter are the guys busy with "family business,"
B.F.E.E.,
that is.
Why doesn't ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN and Fox report
this?
Could it be that it is your demented and
hysterical mind fabricating imaginary stories? Hmmm?
As stated, I can think of five billion reasons per network why
they would slant their coverage for Bush.
Or is it your opinion that those ultra-rich CEO's would leave
that $5B laying there and do the right thing?
...you're not Catholic, are you?
I remember your side hollering that the
reason our military was in Vietnam was to get oil in the Gulf of Tonkin.
Maybe the Bushes were blamed for that,
I don't remember. But, about 40 years after the left wing's "oil
story"
started getting bandied about, there is
no oil being pumped out of Vietnam. Why not? What happened
to all that oil?
I'm not familiar with that.
I tend to write about things I know.
Are the Vietnamese just so damn dumb they
don't know how to get somebody to erect oil derricks
and pump it out and make billions of dollars?
Or did your side just lie about it?
That's the ticket!
Ken Wright
Ken, sometimes I can speak for "my side," but not in all cases.
I carry a Glock and I'm pro-military, but only in cases that
aren't a cover for the B.F.E.E.
to settle old scores, steal an ocean of oil and make a profit
by killing 246 brave men - so far.
Do you think we went to war for legit reasons?
If they're legit, why does the story keep changing?
First they said Saddam and Al Qaeda were about to attack us with
their WMDs.
Then they say "WMDs aren't important,"
it was all about saving Iraq from Saddam.
Then they said "Saddam is just one man,
he doesn't matter," just like with B.F.E.E. partner Osama.
Are you OK with the number of dead soldiers?
How high are you willing to go?
500 dead Americans?
1000 dead Americans?
3500 dead Americans?
For what?
For what reason did 246 brave men and women die?
To defend what target?
Saddam was no threat to us - but Bush wanted that oil and now
he's got it.
Tell me, Ken, who is doing the accounting for that oil?
Who is keeping the books to be sure Cheney isn't pumping
2M barrels a day and saying it's just 1M barrels a day?
We're back to that deal with the networks:
That oil is sitting there - protected by the US military.
Are you saying that Cheney isn't skimming oil from Iraq because,
"that
would be wrong?"
Why do you think a super, super-rich old man with 5 heart attacks
left a cushy job
to work eighty hour weeks in a pressure cooker like Washington
DC?
You think he did that to give hope to America's poor and middle
class?
If so, he's done a piss-poor job of helping the little guy, don't
you think?
My friend, you're a chicken rooting for Col. Sanders. You're
voting against your own pocketbook,
helping the Bushes and Bill Gates and Warren Buffet make more
money while you and I go into debt.
You any good with charts and graphs?
The economy started crumbling as soon as Wall Street saw Bush
was coming.
They knew we were going back to supply-side hell, and they have
refused to bet on America
under Bush because they knew the massive deficits were coming
back - bigger than ever.
Do you have any friends out of work?
Look what Bush did to screw your friends.
Then look what Clinton did for them.
Then look at what Dubya's tax cuts did to them.
How can you be a Bush fan?
Look at the facts - he's screwing the country silly.
Do you have any money in the stock market?
I did, but Bush's tax cuts have burned a giant hole right thru
my money.
Clinton took the stock market from 3500 to 11,000.
And right here's where a guy like you might say, "But
September 11th caused all this."
Sorry, I'm way ahead of you.
Bush was screwing this country into the ground long before anyone ever heard of Al Qaeda.
So please, write back and tell me how you don't mind trading Clinton's
peace and prosperity for
Bush's war and recession because "at
least we know we have an honorable man in the White House."
Bush is a uneducated killer.
Old family friends talk about
how Dubya, as a kid, used to stick firecracker up inside frogs,
then toss the frog into the air and laugh when it
blew into a ball of red and green pieces.
You saw in the first debate where
he giggled about killing the three men who dragged James Byrd
behind their pickup, even tho only two were charged
with a capitol crime.
Tucker Carlson, who argues your
views against James Carville, said Bush pursed his lips
and said in a tiny voice, "Please
don't kill me," to make fun of Karla Faye Tucker.
He smirked into the TV cameras
when he talked about "bringing justice to Osama,"
but he quickly forgot that pledge when Osama outsmarted
him and slipped thru his fingers.
...and you say you like the guy?
We have 246 grieving families who kissed Daddy goodbye and never
saw him again.
...all because Bush lied to get us into a war that would make
his family untold billions.
Is that what you call an "honorable man in the White House?"
I await your reply.