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Quotes
"You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what
you wrote.
We're not going to forget this!!"
-- George W. Bush, public drunk, playing the fool,
to Capital Gang's Al Hunt,
in a Dallas Mexican restaurant
in 1988, in front of Al's young daughter.
President Moron, you're such a disgrace, you know that? Bad seed,
no manners,
uncouth, AWOL, abortion, never held a job, bribe-taking, tax-raising
gouge specialist...
You're a GOP dream come true.
West
Wing, Sorkin, to "BartCop" President Weak & Stupid
From some
loser's column on worldnetdaily.com
Why, then, did "brainy" Democratic presidential
candidate Al Gore lose to his obvious intellectual inferior?
Sorkin offers this analysis: Gore, reluctant
to demonstrate his superior intelligence, pulled his punches against Bush.
In an upcoming "West Wing" episode, Sorkin
intends to pit President Josiah Bartlet, played by Martin Sheen
(who once called Bush a "moron"), vs. a
less-than-bright Republican candidate.
Sorkin explains, "Bartlet is going to be
running against Gov. Robert Ritchie, of Florida, who's not the sharpest
tool
in the box but who's raised a lot of money
and is very popular with the Republican Party. ...
It was frustrating watching Gore try so
hard not to appear smart in the debates
– why not just say, 'Here's my fucking
resume, what do you got?'"
Yes!
That's called....a FIGHT!
Too bad Gore didn't fight like he promised he would.
Sorkin for president, and I don't care if he's doing mushrooms and Maureen Dowd.
Stomach
of Steel?
by George F. Will, who science has proven
is more stupid than Chippy the Chimp
Excerpts of his
railing against the Unelected Idiot on Terriers & Bariffs:
- less principled than Bill Clinton
(whoa, he actually says that?)
- economically indefensible
- Bush's measures are new taxes
on American consumers (what happened to "tax cuts, so help me God?")
- Think of them as an $8 billion contribution
...for Bush's re-election campaign.
- "national security" is the incantation
that currently trumps common sense
Consumer Consumption
click
Nothing says excitement like Mutual Funds
The
foreman of Julie Hiatt Steele's jury was a Freeper
Did you know that?
Did anyone know that?
Apparently, he was going home at night and posting the days events
on the Freeper boards,
to the extreme delight of the Simian Collective, which would
seem to be illegal, but what do I know?
But if Ken Starr allowed it, it must be OK, right?
Another juror's father worked for Bob Barr (R-Passes for white).
Wouldn't that seem to be a conflict of interest since Bob Barr
was the first handjob
to look into impeachment proceedures, even before he heard of
Monica?
But if Ken Starr allowed it, it must be OK, right?
You gotta love American "justice."
Saudi Doctors Report First Womb Transplant
Hmmmm...
They didn't say which Senate Democrats were involved...
From: Wallace Pankow
Subject: America Radio Network plugs Bartcop
Just finished listening to William Rivers Pitt
on the Mike Malloy show.
Malloy threw in a plug for Bartcop, Buzzflash,
etc.
Grow Hammer! Grow!
Wallace Pankow
Wallace, thanks for that.
I keep forgetting to mention that Mike Malloy was reading some BartCop
the other day, and read Father Mushroom's rant, too.
Listen to Mike Malloy afternoons at http://ieamericaradio.com
The David Brock confessions continue...
He's dishing secrets of the family-values
whores he used to hang with.
Among his allegations:
Ann Coulter and Brock smoked and
drank to excess
— Ann seemed to live on nothing but Chardonnay
and cigarettes
— and vented out our anger and cruelty
by hurling all manner of
epithets at liberals and the disadvantaged."
Laura Ingraham "confided she didn't
believe much of what she was saying on the airwaves.
Once in Washington, Laura, in a drunken
stupor, crawled through a packed two-story dance club
on her hands and knees, looking for me."
Laura Ingraham on her knees?
I knew about Coulter, didn't know about Ingraham.
Ann Coulter's
free-fries-for-life program
Sidebar:
People ask if that's really her - and yes, it
really is.
An
Evening with Julie Hiatt Steele
>>>
<<<in Washington
D.C.
Click Here We have a new total.
Write to Julie at PO Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451
E-mail to Julie, use juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com
PayPal to Julie, Click Here ->
If you send me anything send your phone number
Send Juliefest stuff to Juliefest2002@yahoo.com
Don't forget to check 
Quotes
"For Mr. Ray to now suggest that he could
have brought charges
is a little bit of a low blow
after the matter has been put away.
It's highly unethical, it's unfair
to the person investigated."
--Rep. John Conyers Jr
If you think girlfriend-beating John Fund is a sick bastard,
Also, my good friend, the usually solid Eric Alterman has written something that confuses me:
(2) Wall Street Journal editorial writer
John Fund has landed on Page Six in a bizarre tale that is almost too weird
to write down. It seems that a woman with whom Fund had an affair twenty
years ago named Melinda Pillsbury Foster sent her daughter, Morgan, to
look up Fund when she came to town. One thing led to another and the results
appear to have been a live-in relationship and an abortion. This is strange
enough for a Wall Street Journal editorial writer who, although very much
a
gentleman in person, penned some of the most
vicious and irresponsible material about Clinton and the Democrats outside
the columns of this magazine. (Fund is also a
ghostwriter for Rush Limbaugh and, irony of ironies, is widely believed
to be
the source of Matt Drudge's libelous claim that
Sidney Blumenthal is a wife-beater.)
Anyway, things did not exactly work out. Mother
and daughter decided to take their revenge by uploading onto the web a
taped telephone call in which John attempts to
reconcile his support for Morgan's abortion with his "family values" politics.
They then informed the media that John and Morgan
had decided to wed after all. This turned out to be false, but the next
thing you know, Fund is gone from the Journal's
editorial page, arrested in Manhattan for battery of Melinda and under
a restraining order. (Join me for a moment in imagining what the Wall Street
Journal/Washington Times/New York Post/Fox News/Rush Limbaugh/American
Spectator scandal machine would do with this crazy story if it were about,
say, Frank Rich.)
In the meantime, I am inclined to accept Fund's
denials absent contrary evidence. Politically the man may be a menace,
but his accusers have already proven themselves
to be--to coin a phrase--"a little bit nutty."
You pays your money and you picks your liar.
Since James Carville and Mary Matalin share a bed, I thought we'd all
gotten past the "can you believe they're a couple" kind
of thing.
Eric, you've mentioned the taped phone calls, and I must assume you've
read the police report, yet you believe him, "absent
contrary evidence?"
You described Fund's work as "vicious and irresponsible,"
yet
you give him
the benefit of the doubt, having heard the tapes
and read the police report?
Suggestion - talk to Morgan for five minutes - you'll change your mind.
Sidebar:
At this moment, Morgan is in the house where
Silence
of the Lambs was written.
She says it's "creepy."
ha ha
You gotta go
here
Fox News...
...is there anything funnier than Fox News?
Excellent article - take the time.
One Year Ago Today...
The Republican-controlled House voted for an across-the-board
tax cut of nearly $1 trillion over
the next decade, handing President Monkey in a Man Suit a major
victory only 48 days into his term.
Scott Waddle, the commander of the Lincoln Bedroom sub that collided
with a Japanese fishing boat
off Hawaii, was made the scapegoat for the Enron
fat cats who were driving the sub on
orders from the White House as a payback for their campaign contributions.
The press immediately launched a major investigation into Clinton's possible role in those deaths.
Excerpt from a note to Julie:
Hey, would you like to be a Senator from VA?
ha ha
Senator Steele
Think about it.
Senator
Steel:
- the lady who can't be pressured.
- the lady who can't be intimidated.
Senator
Steel:
- the lady who doesn't scare.
- the lady who slayed the Republican Dragon.
Senator
Steel:
- the lady who sticks to her principles when
the going gets tough
- the lady who does the right damn thing no matter what the odds
are,
no matter how scary the alternatives to victory might be.
Senator
Steel:
- the lady who tells the truth, even when it's not "convenient"
ha ha
That last one's my favorite, like it wasn't "convenient" for her to
lose everything.
Tell me - would YOU vote for Julie Hiatt Steele?
The crowd chants:
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
"Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie"
I was trying to think of someone else I knew of with courage.
People like Christopher Reeve or Arthur Ashe had no choice but
to be courageous.
People like Walter Payton and Ryan White were very courageous,
but they couldn't simply utter the words "OK,
I'll do it," and end all their troubles.
Julie was in that position.
She could've twitched her nose like Sam on Bewitched
and made allllllllllllllllllllll her troubles disappear.
Susan McDougal is the only other person I can think of who was in Julie's
position.
Both she and Julie were tortured by the same religiously-insane SOB.
Senator Steele
I like the sound of that.
I can't wait to meet her.
50 days from today.
If you Click
Here you can hear Smirk screw up
a dozen answers to some very simple questions - good stuff!
From: davehammer2001@hotmail.com
Subject: I'm a confused bastard
Repugs Give
New Meaning to "Chicken Hawk"
by vcz, with a small assist from Bart
Excerpt:
House Minority Leader Richard Gephardt
- Served his country in uniform, 1965-71
House Majority Leader Dick Armey- avoided
the draft, did not serve.
House Minority Whip David Bonior - Served
his country in uniform, 1968-72
House Majority Whip Tom Delay - avoided
the draft, did not serve.
The list goes on and on like that.
That Baxter guy from Enron
Was
it suicide? Or was it murder?
Would evil men murder to steal billions?
Why did the Texas cops call it "suicide" BEFORE the investigation
began?
Update
Thursday, in K-Drag, a man died in police custody.
They arrested him Wednesday night, and by Thursday morning he
was dead in his cell.
What was the cause of death?
The Oklahoma Medical Examiner said he wouldn't know until he did
all the tests
an that will take approximately TEN WEEKS.
But wait a minute!
The Texas police ruled Baxter's death a suicide within HOURS of finding the body.
How can the Texas cops know within hours that Baxter held a handgun
TWO FEET away
from his head and then shot himself with "rat shot," if
the Oklahoma cops say it takes
TEN WEEKS to get test results back from the lab?
Oh, well, whatever makes President Oil appear innocent and legitimate, I guess.
How about a hemp t-shirt that pricks our Failure in Thief?
................................
click to order Buy 3, get free shipping
(This is a comedy bit)
I have a question:
Hypothetically...
If your name was Christine and you worked at CNSNews.com,
(Christian News Service) and you
once worked for Rep. Mark Sanford and also for Steve Forbes's
presidential campaign, and you held
a bachelor's degree in history from George Mason University and
is currently working towards
a juris masters degree at GMU's law school
- would it be a good idea or a bad idea to send John Fund nude pictures of yourself?
ha ha
Make me stop!!!
AND...
How bad would it be if those pictures fell into the hands of a
fella who...
Oh, ...I dunno, ...
let's say a fella had a comedy treehouse website
and was begging, just BEGGING for someone to sue him.
How bad would that be, ...do you think?
Would that be a little bit embarrassing for Christine?
Of course, I'm not saying these pictures exist,
and I'm not saying I'm looking at them right now.
ha ha
I'm just asking how bad that would be for Christine at CNS...
I wonder - would Mr.Bozelle be upset?
Or does he have copies, too?
Of course, if Christine had never sent John Fund any nude pictures
of herself,
it would be impossible for these pictures to exist, right?
Then this would just be a comedy bit for the reader's entertainment,
right?
Reminder: Lawsuit mail should go to bc_biz@yahoo.com
Quote
"It's not clear what the purpose of the report
is other than to promote Robert Ray's
Senate campaign, Monica's HBO special
and the Paula vs. Tonya boxing match"
-- ex-Clinton spokesperson Jennifer Palmieri
Suppose the food and drink manufacturers
were as responsive to consumers...
...as Dick Cheney is to the GAO
on his secret energy task force advisors?
From: Pff5
Subject: What Clinton did for the Economy
Bartcop:
I saw your response to a misguided writer
regarding what Clinton did for the
economy. Although I agree with most
of what you write (except the profanity
- but you are easing off that over the
years, too), your answer appeared very
weak to me, as if you were grasping for
straws.
Pff5,
I've never claimed to know much about economics,
but I disagree with how weak my answer was.
I said I'd start with the most important point and that point
was
it doesn't matter what anyone can explain.
If every Democrat brings good news and every Replublican brings
bad news,
the reasons aren't important. I don't care if they
credit the Tooth Fairy, but the Democrat
will deliver prosperity and the Republican will deliver layoffs
and recession,
usually accompanied by a war or two. The reasons hardly matter.
Click Here for another view of how Clinton pulled of his Miracle
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