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Listen
to Julie on Mike
Malloy Thursday at 5
PM EST
Michele, known to most of you as Michele
from 
just called,
he was out of the stinking jail cell and
picking up his personal property from the LA jailers.
Then Marty, from BartCop Entertainment, 
is driving him to LAX
to see if he can catch a flight to San
Francisco tonigh. If he can't get a flight, Tammy the Diva,
who you've seen on BartCop as "The Diva,"
from Bush Brothers Banana Republic
is going to let him spent the night on
her couch!
Quotes
"I think that America will not trust a party
to defend America
that isn't willing to defend itself.
And that's basically my message."
-- James Carville, saying what needs
to be said.
Too bad we don't have more fighters in
our party.
Too bad we don't have more people willing
to say, "Enough!"
Too bad we don't have more Julie Hiatt
Steeles.
Man
Who Waves At Stevie Wonder
Draws
Up Plans To Nuke 7 Countries
Shut up, Pickles.
You don't
know everything.
He sees me...
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Where we are and where we're going
Bush
in the Bunker
by Thomas M. Spencer
Excerpt:
The bunker government certainly seems an
appropriate metaphor to describe
the way Bush has run the government. His
decisions to withhold information
from the public about Cheney's energy task
force and to limit access to the
papers from Reagan's administration certainly
seem to reflect this sort of
bunker mentality -- and these were decisions
made before September 11th.
Help Wanted
I need a transcript of one day's worth of
the vulgar Pigboy.
I'd like to get all three hours of one
day of Rush as an html file.
Is there someone who can do this?
There's a reason Rush doesn't have his shows
archived.
I'm going to show you why.
Ol' Bart and put "steno"
in the subject line.
We'll pick a date and watch the vulgar
Pigboy hang himself.
Update:
Many people have written to say they can almost help with this.
Maybe if we give it a few more days we'll get lucky.
Six
Months Later
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
We must remember that no explanation for
the events of September 11th have been forthcoming
in these six passed months. 9/11 was many
things, but above all it was an intelligence failure of
spectacular dimensions. The CIA, FBI and
NSA were all caught flat-footed, and not one official has
come forward with an explanation. We have
been told the attack came because certain individuals in
the world hate our freedom, and that is
all we know.
Yet we also know
that Bush and Cheney have pressured Senate Majority Leader Daschle to
avoid too many piercing questions into
why 9/11 happened. These are the two men whose chief
responsibility it is to ensure that such
an attack never comes again. Ostensibly, the War on Terror
serves that purpose. The war, however,
cannot correct institutional flaws within our security
apparatus. Such an investigation= necessarily
must fall to Congress, and it would seem sensible for
the White House to warmly accept their
help. That has not been the case.
There is a secret message board for Juliefest2002 attendees.
http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/149310
If I understand this correctly (what are
the odds?)
if your name is on the guest list, you
can get in.
This way, we can coordinate things for those
unfamiliar with the venue or the area.
baconslab@baconslab.com
has a list of who's paid for a ticket and I think he'll be
mailing you an invitation to participate
if you want.
Maybe we can get a deal on hotel rooms if we pool together like
godless socialists.
We should have the venue thing locked up in 48 hours.
Quotes
"I don't know how long that can go on
in this country when people ask you what
you are gonna do and you say
you are gonna do one thing and then you do another"
-- Lamar Alexander (Memphis Commercial Appeal, 3/15/95).
"This is my last campaign for public
office"
-- Lamar Alexander (Chattanooga Times &
Free Press, 8/17/99).
"As senator, I will do whatever I can
to help our country win this war,"
-- Lamar Alexander (R) announcing his bid for Fred
Thompson's seat. (AP).
Watching the Belushi special Monday night made me wonder:
Was John Belushi the funniest white man ever?
Kenneth
Starr's $70 million bag of garbage
The independent counsel's pathetic final report reveals
what a travesty the right wing's get-Clinton crusade was.
Excerpt:
Robert Ray had enough evidence to indict
and convict President Clinton -- he just chose not to.
That was the headline on nearly every story
about the Office of Independent Counsel's Final Report
on the Lewinsky investigation, released
last week. To his critics, Ray sounded like a schoolboy who,
after running from a fight, later claims
he could have beaten the other guy up.
Really.
He just decided not to.
There is lots and lots of entertaining stuff at
Quotes
"It's 'Be kind to niggers week,'
so be careful how you speak,
it's 'Be kind to niggers week..."
That's from a song written and performed (privately) by Charlie Daniels.
Hey, Charlie, I have an idea - why don't you release that song?
It would be a big seller in the red states that Bush carried.
God knows you'd sell a bunch at GOP functions, too.
Maybe Fox News will let you perform your song on their "fair & balanced" network.
I know Trent Lott and Bob Barr would buy copies.
Why won't you release that song so we can hear it, Charlie?
Bro Used Bubba's Name to Lobby for Pardons
Excerpt:
A bombshell
new report contends that Bill Clinton's brother, Roger,
used the then-president's name to lobby
the U.S. Parole Commission
to free a mob-linked heroin= trafficker.
Oh, what a "bombshell" that is, too.
Roger Clinton can't possibly not use his brother's name.
What's he supposed to do, change his name and face and be Mr.
Anonymous?
And who in the world would assume that Roger speaks for Bill?
What a non-story.
...but I know the Post can't let go of Clinton's zipper.
Twenty years from now, they'll still be running "bombshells"
like that one.
An
Evening with Julie Hiatt Steele
>>>
<<<in Washington
D.C.
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Here We have a new total. 
Write to Julie at PO Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451
E-mail to Julie, use juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com
PayPal to Julie, Click Here ->
If you send me anything send your phone number
Send Juliefest stuff to Juliefest2002@yahoo.com
Let's party with Julie Hiatt Steele BIG time.
...Senator Steele
I like the sound of that.
I can't wait to meet her.
48 days from today.
Once upon a time, I only thought I was scattered.
Then came the stolen election, 9-11, mail= jam, Juliefest and
now Perkel's arrest.
Thank Koresh that we have Christian to spearhead Juliefest with
Dennis on the ground in DC
and Michele (of BartCook fame) is spearheading the "Free Perkel"
movement.
Don't forget to check 
From: Bill
Subject: Wash Times 03-12-2002
Read Inside the Beltway by John McCaslin today.
Repeating that Enron Chairman stayed in the Clinton
White House 11 times..
Do they ever print anything close to the truth????
The Moonie Times?
They
never tell the truth.
How about a hemp t-shirt that pricks our Failure in Thief?
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Perkel's
arrest big news on the Freeper boards
One guy got in a great shot:
Probably just wanted for questioning over
overthrowthegovernment.org
Isn't sedition still illegal?
Or, its a drug offense, which would explain the existence of bartcop.com.
Darth Reagan
ha ha
Wish I'd written that.
BTW, if you visit overthrowthegovernment.org you'll see:
Can I actually overthrow the government?
No I can't, for one simple reason. The=
government has already been overthrown. George W. Bush and his right
wing Republican Bible thumping jesus freak
cronies have already overthrown the government. The Republican
Supreme Court usurped the powers of a=
monarchy and overrulled the Constitutuion and the Vote of the People
and appointed Bush president. And got away
with it with the support of the super rich, the Republican controlled
media, the Moonies, and Bill Gates who
sold our country out in hopes that Bush will not split up the Microsoft
monopoly. (Note: MSNBC Microsoft
NBC). So I can't overthrow the government because there's no longer a
government to overthrow.
I can't overthrow the government because it's already been overthrown.
Welcome to the Springfield cop's page
Excerpt:
Rights????
You don't need no stinkin' rights
!!!
We will decide what rights we want to
give you !!!!
Perkel's in trouble...
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