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Quotes
"It's a downpayment. It's not where we
need to be.
The administration has now committed
itself to an
AIDS initiative at some point
in the next year.
Once my foot is in the door,
I'm hard to get out."
-- "The Pest," AKA Bono, putting pressure on Usurperboy
Another Quote
"Edge was pleading with me not to hang
out with the conservatives.
He said, 'You're not going to have
a picture with George Bush?'
I said I'd have lunch with Satan if
there was so much at stake.
I have friends who won't speak to me
because of Helms.
Millions of lives are being lost for
the stupidest of reasons: money.
And not even very much money."
From: JHS
Bart, what happened to the updates this
weekend?
Were you celebrating St Patrick's Day?
Julie
ha ha
Yes, but that's not what kept me from publishing until late Sunday night.
We had to make a run to St.
Louis. We hadn't been there since
waaaay back in Volume
178 - Annie Get Your Fries cough
It had been so long since we were there, remember my little grand-niece?
"My
daddy's a Republican
Wahhhh! Please, Unka Bart,
can you straighten him out?"
I sure can, Honey.
It's been so long, she's driving now.
Anyway, to get to St., Louis, we had to drive thru Springfield.
You remember Springfield, Missouri, right?
That's the home of crooked cops and crooked judges.
Since it was just a week ago that, as is my duty, I pointed out
to the dozens of readers of
bartcop.com the fact that Springfield has crooked
cops and crooked judges
so I didn't think it would be prudent to mention that we'd be
driving thru town. There's not a cop
in the world who can't pull a car over for "improper lane change,"
and effect some "Giuliani
time."
And I don't want to have anal sex with anybody, especially
an angry cop's graphite baton, so...
We installed our new cloaking device on Mrs. BartCop's touring
sedan
and we glided right thru Springfield. home of crooked
cops and crooked judges,
and the crooked cops didn't even see her touring sedan on the
highway.
If you're into crime, pick up one of those cloaking devices.
They
rule.
Live Interview: Greg Palast
Greg Palast, author of "The Best Democracy Money Can Buy"
will be our guest
on a new "Interviews" at 5 p.m. EDT and repeated through Wednesday
and over the weekend.
Tuesday, March 19, 2002
Location: www.RadioLeft.com
Event starts at 5:00pm EDT
http://www.radioleft.com/mod.php?mod=calendar&op=show_event&event_id=21
click
Excerpt:
West Lafayette, IN : If given the
opportunity, what would you say to Ken Starr?
Would you have any questions for him?
Julie Hiatt Steele: ... isn't it
true that Adam and I were Starr's collateral damage in
the quest to rid the country of our last
elected president? Wasn't I just in the way
between him and his indictment of our last
ELECTED president?
ha ha
She's the best!
Quotes
The real reason conservatives want to
drill in ANWR is the same reason they want to
keep snowmobiles roaring through Yellowstone:
sheer symbolism. Forcing rangers to
wear respirators won't make much difference
to snowmobile sales - but it makes the
tree-huggers furious, and that's what's
appealing about it. The same is true about Arctic
drilling; as one very moderate
environmentalist told me, the reason the Bush administration
pursues high-profile anti-environmental
policies is not that they please special interests but
that they are "red meat for the right."
(The real special-interest payoffs come via less showy
policies, like the way the administration
is undermining enforcement of the Clean Air Act.
-- Paul Krugman, one of the few fighters on the
side of good
You know who just just blow me and then go straight to hell?
KMOX
Radio in St. Louis, home of the Cardinals and
the vulgar Pigboy
I recently had a reason to re-visit Volume
160 - Posah-Tai-Vo
(By the way, anyone know Navaho?)
And I ran across this piece of hatred by the vulgar Pigboy:
> Clinton said in an interview with Larry King:
>"People should go about their normal lives as we near New Year's
Eve,
> but if you see anything suspicious, please report it to
the authorities."
> Pigboy, always whining and never constructive, has been whaling for days:
> "What does that mean,
Mr. President?"
> "What does 'suspicious'
mean,
Mr. President?"
> "Give us a list,
Mr. President!"
> "First you say 'relax,'
then you say 'report,' so which is the truth?"
> "You've never
been able to tell the truth, Mr. President."
> "Remember Monica,
Mr. President?"
> "How can we trust anything
you say, Mr. President?"
> "Tell us, Oh, Great
Leader, how we should act, Mr. President."
> "Give is a script
for the rest of our lives, Mr. President."
> "Get on your high
horse and order us around, Your Majesty.."
> You know how he goes on and on beating a dead horse forever...
> I knew what Clinton meant the very first goddamn second the words
left his mouth,
> and I'll bet every non-ditt with the brains to fart knew it, too.
You see what a vulgar piece of crap Rush Limbaugh is?
Right now, Smirk the First is saying many of the same things
Clinton said then,
(except nothing bad happened on Bill Clinton's
watch) but since Bush has an (R)
after his name, El Chupacabra isn't whining "Tell
us how to live, Mr President,
give us a script from your high horse,
and tell us how to live., Mr President."
No, not at all.
What Bush is doing is "smart, decent, honest,
fair and reasonable."
Just more proof what a lying, paid-for, son-of-a-dog Rush Limbaugh is.
...and I'm not quitting until everyone agrees with me
Going somewhere? ...like, ...maybe ...Washington DC on
April 27th?
If you use this link and they'll send me a nickle.
Won't you help us stop Bush?
We don't agree with President Bush's new,
"Conservation through
Extinction" program.
You might have to pay an extra nickle per fillup,
but we've been living here since before the Native Americans.
Why should George Bush have us killed?
We're not even black!
Please don't ler George Bush kill us - please?
If you think we should be allowed to live, Click
Here
and for God's sake, vote Democrat in 2002 and 2004.
Thank you,
Ralph and Alice
An
Evening with Julie Hiatt Steele
>>>
<<<in Washington
D.C.
Click
Here
Important updates.
Write to Julie at PO Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451
E-mail to Julie, use juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com
PayPal to Julie, Click Here ->
If you send me anything send your phone number
Send Juliefest stuff to Juliefest2002@yahoo.com
Let's party with Julie like it's 2099.
...Senator Steele
I like the sound of that.
I can't wait to meet her.
40 days from today.
Pillsbury
Gets Order of Protection
by my good friends at Americanpolitics.com
John Fund
(R-Felon) is stalking me.
Don't forget to check 
Feckless
Thugs
by John Cory
Excerpt:
Feckless Thugs like the coward Tom DeLay.
He attacks a decorated Vietnam veteran
for having protested the war and then links
that soldier's protest to aiding and comforting
the enemy. And if that's not enough, this
insect-spraying Toxicant infers that His Hindness Bush
would have won the war in Vietnam.
Well first - they both would have had to
have shown up. Both DeLay and Bush had the
opportunity to be fitted for combat but
instead sold their manhood cheap. Slithering in slime,
Tom DeLay reveals the ugly face of today's
Republican Party.
Starr's
lowest blow
by Bruce Shapiro at salon.com
Excerpt:
But like so many other charges behind the
Clinton case now before the Senate, the indictment
of Steele contains more holes than connective
tissue. The president's legal team only approached
Steele after her retraction was noted in
Newsweek, as Steele's attorney, Nancy Luque, points out.
It's true Steele was uneasy about getting
involved in the Jones case, but once she gave her affidavit
she never wavered from her account. What's
more -- and this is crucial considering that it is a linchpin
of her indictment -- Clinton's legal team
never even entered Steele's affidavit into evidence. She was
never a witness in the Jones case. She's
being charged with obstruction of justice for a statement that
never even made it to the court clerk's
office.
I've made a decision:
I'm going to try to help Julie put Ken Starr and Robert Ray in
prison.
Iy's my opinion that those two partisan bastards and their little
band of trolls
are GUILTY of CONSPIRACY to obstruct REAL justice,
not the fake kind
like they charged her with in their clumsy attempt to reverse
our last legal election..
You want to know something else?
We just might get away with it.
Wouldn't that be the most fun thing ever?
To see Kenneth Starr and Robert Ray behind bars?
ha ha
Think it can't happen?
How closely have you been following every word Julie has said/written?
What if?
What if?
When you meet her on April 27th, ask her what the odds are.
Whatever her answer is, you know it's going to be the truth.
ha ha
Write this down, somewhere:Volume
749 - So Much at Stake
It was the first day of the rest of the lives of Ken Starr and
Robert Ray.
"You think
this Julia Steal
has any proof against me?
I sure hope she don't.
I'm having a baaaad time since
the BartCop hex got on me!"
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Osama
bin Later
by KoMoDo the Dragon Queen - she hates everybody
- this time it's President Weak & Stupid
Excerpt:
Rummy says the Evil One — I mean, the One
Formerly Known as Evil — and a lot of
the top Al Queda commanders vamoosed from
Tora Bora to Pakistan in December.
Rummy says we blew it and should never
have trusted those double-dealing Afghan varmints
to seal the borders and check the caves.
But Rummy says it's not a mistake if you don't admit it.
Mrs. BartCop is all excited about the new aquarium they're opening
in Jenks, OK,
which is south of K-Drag. By the way, the Bixby Chamber of Commerce
is
advertising that's it's "just a midget-toss
south of Tulsa."
That's not funny.
So on the looong trip to St Louis, she was reading to me from
the newspaper.
It said you can adopt animals and fish that are coming to the
Jenks Aquarium.
For a gag, I thought it might be fun to adopt a piranha, so I
called when
we got back and they said the piranha's had already been adopted.
...by the Tulsa Republicans Bar Association.
"We don't
need to go after bin Laden anymore.
I've decided bin Laden is completely irrelevant.
He doesn't have a country or anything.
Besides, he's probably dying, anyway.
It's a waste of time trying to capture bin Laden.
It's a waste of money trying to get him, too.
You people just nevermind and let me handle this."
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