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Starts tonight - the new Crossfire team
Carville, Begala, Bow-Tie boy and the Prince of Darkness
Quotes
“One night last year he called about
1 a.m. ranting and raving about something,”
...and I said, ‘Sir,
are you watching Fox again?’ ”
-- Julia Payne,
Clinton spokesperson.
ha ha
Citizen
Clinton Up Close
Excerpt:
Living well is at least some revenge.
Tuesday he had lunch alone with Willie
Mays at the Harlem office.
Wednesday it was Robin Williams and Billy
Crystal at a midtown restaurant,
then interrupted by George Judas Maximus
Stephanopoulos, the first time
the two had seen each other since Judas
stabbed his old friend in the back
and twisted the knife sp he could get that
fancy ABC job with Sam and Cokie the Ho.
Word on the street is Judas got $20,000
per twist, nearly broke his damn arm trying, too.
* That's close to what Jonathan Alter wrote in Newsweek
WASHINGTON,
March 29 (UPI) --
Capital
Comment -- Daily news notes, political rumors, and important events that
shape
politics
and public policy in Washington and the world from United Press International.
She's
Steele the one --
F.O.B.'s from across America are coming to Washington
to
meet Clinton scandal figure Julie Hiatt Steele on April 27.
Steele achieved minor
celebrity
status thanks to her involvement in former independent counsel Kenneth
Starr's
investigation of possible presidential perjury in the Paula Jones case.
Not
surprisingly, these friends of Bill are meeting at West 24, the Washington
restaurant
partly
owned by former Clinton political adviser James Carville.
Tickets
to the event are now going for $200 but, sponsors say,
space
is limited and the price may increase without warning.
Note: At Julie's request, tickets are just $100
Sidebar:
bartcop.com will not be the
site that stops the killing in the Middle East.
I'm getting mail that says "We need
to stop the killing."
Trust me, none of those suicide crazies
work for bartcop.com
We try to do the comedy thing here.
That whole "maim and murder" thing isn't
my style.
But, ...and we're not sure why, sometimes
Tequilaboy comedy
makes more sense than what the "smart people"
are saying.
Rush says there's "no need" for Governor Bush to be personally
involved
in negotiations between Arafat and Sharon.
Good thing, because Bush can't talk intelligently to adults about
anything.
Condi and Unka Dick can speak for Bush in the meetings, and when
it's over,
they can go back and tell the governor what his opinion is.
The first casualty
Don't
always trust what they tell you in the war on terror
Excerpt:
Downing Street said al-Qa'ida was using
chemical weapons: it was wrong.
The Pentagon said Saddam was to blame
for the anthrax attacks: it was wrong.
It's sad that we have to get honest news about the Bush Empire
from other countries because our press is owned by the power
stealer.
click to order this new book by my good friend Greg Palast
Subject: Oklahoma and the Jews
Saturday night J.C. Watts,
Jr.'s alma mater lost a nationally televised basketball game to Maryland.
If there were four million Jews in Western Oklahoma,
who do you think the fine Baptists in Oklahoma
would blame for celebrating a seder and a sabbath
rather than praying for the Sooners?
Jewish history includes things
like pogroms, inquisitions, final solution, etc.,etc., etc., etc.
Religiously "insane" Jews, of which there are
plenty in Israel, do not behave like "normal" Americans.
Utah is no longer available. Western Oklahoma
is not isolated enough for the "insane",
who prefer to live in a religiously run village
rather than an integrated community.
I don't see any answer
for the Israelites other than to fight. The non-religious
and their children will die for the religious
because disarming and living in peace
with neighbors who percieve you as different
has been a disaster.
Damn, I wish I had a staff...
There's always something good at 
Tom Tomorrow's latest...
If you didn't check in over the weekend, I called for the extermination
of all Jews.
...at least that's what some people thought they saw when they
read
and
Don't forget to check 
Enron: What Dick Cheney Knew
Excerpt:
Enron CEO Kenneth Lay knew he needed high-level
help. So he arranged to meet
with a man who had headed a corporation
with extensive business ties to Enron and
who had been a prime recipient of Enron's
political largesse. Dick Cheney cleared his
calendar for an April 17 private meeting
with Lay regarding what aides described as
"energy policy matters" and "the energy
crisis in California." At the meeting Lay handed
Cheney a memo that read in part:
"The administration should reject any attempt to
re-regulate wholesale power markets by
adopting price caps...."
Subject: Wanna be a hero?
Dear Bartcop,
Wanna be a hero? Be a mensch (Yiddish term
for a real man) and admit
that for once you were wrong. We've all
done it--said something ridiculous
in the heat of battle which we later regretted.
We'll all think even better of you.
Yes, I'm the idiot whose kids are still alive. Call me crazy.
If John Ashcroft and his Bible study group over
at DOJ were unhappy with you
and decided they were gonna shut down your website
OR ELSE, would you go
peacefully into that good night? After
all, yours is just a tiny piece of real estate
on the Internet. Not really worth fighting
for, is it?
A better comparison would be if 150,000,000 Ashcrofts made it clear
thart their
goal in life was to murder me and I was surrounded by them, you'd want
me to fight?
I'm surprised Bartcop. I thought your battle
cry was to take off the pink tutus,
make the hammer heavier, grow some testicles.
Yes, I'm a coward, with living children.
Your bravery sends you to how many funerals a week?
I guess that doesn't apply to a people who have
been wandering the world
for 2000 years until finally being given a homeland
a few decades ago.
Now you want them to shrink off in silence.
Hmmmm.
I never said I wanted them to shrink off in silence.
I said I wanted their children to continue to live.
One of us is forgetting to keep their eyes on the prize.
So far, nobody on your side willing to say what needs to be said.
Seems like your side should be saying, "I
love my God so much,
I don't mind if my children get to meet him
before I do."
Sure, that's insane, but at least it addresses the question head-on.
The last few days, I've been called a Jew-hating, naive, ignorant coward.
How does calling me names make it any safer for Israeli children?
How about a hemp/cotton t-shirt?
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This
Sinking Ship of Fools
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
Recent events in the Middle East have proven
beyond a shadow of doubt that the Bush
administration's complete lack of engagement
with Israel and Palestine will stand as a
historic example of deadly poor judgment.
What we see is an administration that is
hopelessly in over its head, groping for
a solution far past the time when one could
be reached, and all the while hedging its
bets to keep a conflict with Iraq on the table.
Stop
Making Sense
by Isaac Peterson
From: Larry Tooth
The last word on the screaming eagles?
You overlook a couple of critical points:
* Jews can run from Israel, but they can't
run from being Jewish.
Jewishness is not just a religion, it
is an ethnicity.
* The establishment of the Jewish homeland
came after Hitler's annihilation
of millions of Jews who were successfully
assimilated into all of the
countries of Europe. Think it can't happen
again?
I think it can't happen again in Oklahoma :)
A Jew who, for the sake of the children,
takes his family from Israel and
renounces his Jewishness will not find
peace, and will have saved his
children's lives at the cost of their souls.
We may have to agree to disagree on this.
If that makes me a "weenie," so be it.
(And for what it's worth, I am not Jewish)
You're the opposite of a weenie.
You have the balls to say what needs to be said.
Everyone else has ducked the question, but you've stated outright
that if
the cost of being Jewish is their children's lives, then they're
willing to pay that.
I think that's what you said, right?
I disagree, but I applaud your courage.
Nobody else dared say it out loud.
A shot of Chinaco for you, Larry
The Case for Sedition:
High
Crimes of the Bush Cabal (Part 1)
by Al Martin
Excerpt:
A case for sedition can be made against
the Bush Cabal, including George Herbert Walker Bush,
James Baker, Cappy Weinberger, and the
late Bill Casey et al. They perpetrated a series of frauds
against the public purse under the thinly
disguised veil of political policies, to wit, the tremendous
increase in military and defense expenditures,
in order to try to defeat the "Evil Empire" of the
Soviet Union, which in itself was a ruse.
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