"The GOP avoiding Crossfire is a start
-- though it makes them look like wimps or whiners. Too bad there doesn't seem to be anybody
on our side capable of standing up to Carvile and Bugala. It would be nice if there
was, but there ain't. So the only REAL solution to this Crossfire problem is to drive
the show off the air. It isn't enough for GOP leaders to boycott it.
Carvile will just crow about what cowards
they are. Besides, if the GOOD conservative debaters avoid Crossfire, that means
only BAD conservative debaters will be there to defend GOP positions. Kind of like the liberals being stuck
with Alan Colmes for a champion. If that happens, Serpenthead and his feeder will score even MORE
points against us than they already are. Crossfire the show has to go. Boycott. Blast Fax. Complaint
Calls -- everything that can be done has to be done. We have to shut these guys up and get
them off the air." -- Ditto-monkey Freeper, admitting they don't stand
a chance in a fair fight
Subject: Pigboy's Lies
From Pigboy's website:
1.) "There's literally nothing to show for
the eight years of economic
prosperity during the Clinton administration."
**Of course there is nothing to show for it....
The Friggin' Shrub spent it all in his first year in office.
But at least he "hit the trifecta"...What
a bastard.
2.) "Recycling is a myth. Recycling is worthless
and the source for this is none other than the liberal
Republican mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg."
**Well if Michael Bloomberg says it's a waste
of time, and he's a "Liberal" then I guess
old Piggy has decided to start listening to the
"left" for his daily dose of the truth.
Where does this asshole get the motivation
to even wake up each day
to do another 3 hours of pointless right
wing drivel.
Adrian
Adrian, he gets paid to lie - millions per month.
It won't be long now...
Sub-Total
$24,450 Sure would like to see a thirty there,
instead of $24,450...
A couple of things need to be said:
Christian Livemore is the only person
who speaks for me and bartcop.com.
If you didn't hear it from Christian or
myself, it's not true, OK?
Second, due to circumstances, there will
be no "surprises" allowed in the room.
That means you can't bring a wrapped
gift for Julie. If you have a gift for Julie,
it's gotta go thru Christian or me, first
- so don't wrap it - no secrets, no surprises.
Third, you can't bring anything into
the room with you. No manilla envelopes, no cameras,
no bags, no boxes, no liquor, nothing -
nada. Small purses are OK, but if it's big enough
to hide a dog in it we'll need to look
inside. You can't carry
anything else into the room.
We are going to be Stalin-esque about individual
rights Saturday night.
We're going to make Field Marshall Ashcroft look like a Fourth
Amendment lawyer for the ACLU.
Fourth, Christian is already on her way
to Julie's, so things are in motion.
We expect her to be able to fill last-minute,
cash
ticket requests from the road.
If you're going to Juliefest2002-DC,
consider a bartcop.com long distance card.
Those hotels and pay phones will charge you a buck a minute.
Bart's long distance is just 8.3 cents a minute - details below.
John
Zogby, paid shill for the Gang Of Polluters, says:
Bush job performance rating drops to 69%; That rating is more articifial than Sam Donaldson's rug.
Gore soars into strong lead for 2004 Democratic nomination; Democrats take lead in 2002 race for Congress;
58% say Israel should leave occupied Palestinian territories; Someone agrees with my Screaming Eagles theory.
83% believe Mideast bloodshed will spread to other nations, Duh! ya think?
But remember, Zogby can't be trusted.
He gets paid to make the numbers dance.
Phone
call from Mr. Wilson
This is a quiz, so let me set it up:
You have a 13 year old boy in school.
One day, you get a call from Mr. Wilson at your boy's school.
Now, you've heard your boy talk about Mr. Wilson.
Mr. Wilson handles the gun and marijuana problems at the school.
Since you need to return a call from Mr. Wilson, that means your
precious
little bunchkins has either been caught with pot or with a loaded
gun.
Which would you rather it be?
Now don't cheat and say, "Neither,"
because Mr. Wilson has already called. It's either going to be pot or guns, so make your decision right
now.
Funny, the handjobs who run the NRA always say,
"Guns should be legal to possess until a person
commits a crime with one," but why isn't that same courtesy extended to users of marihunana?
Why shouldn't pot be legal until you prove you can't handle it?
Aren't they saying pot is more harmful than a loaded gun?
Medical science says that's crazier than a runover dog.
Ask any big-city emergency room worker which, guns or pot, is
more dangerous.
We don't make laws in this country based on science and logic.
We make laws
based on old housewives tales and Old Testament religious superstitions.
And with a religiously-insane Attorney General and a crack pipe
pinhead for president,
America will stay in the dark ages as we kill our kids with
tobacco and alcohol, which is OK as long as they don't try a relatively harmless flower
like marihuana.
Gene on "Steno" Sue Schmidt Schmidt
Strikes Out by Gene Lyons
Excerpt: Schmidt traced her correspondents' e-mail
addresses, found out where
they worked, and forwarded messages to
their bosses in a seeming attempt to
get them in trouble for malingering on
the job. It backfired. Her antagonists not
only didn't get fired, they exposed Schmidt's
pettiness for the world to see.
In response, the MWO
website has posted close to a hundred letters devoid
of obscenity but filled with pungent critiques
of her peculiar behavior. Trying to
turn a debate on substance into a debate
on manners made the Post look ridiculous.
Meanwhile, if Schmidt had put half the
ingenuity into her reporting she did trying
to silence her critics, maybe they wouldn't
frighten her so.
A MESSAGE
FROM CONGRESSMAN BOB BARR: I'll get
right to the point -- I'm under
attack by the radical Left, and I need
your help NOW!
Hey Bob, are you still getting money from the anti-choice Nazis?
Or did they cut you loose after you admitted on the Larry King
show
that you paid an abortionist to murder your baby daughter?
Excerpt: Americans have their own tiny movement
whose left-wing rhetoric promotes right-wing
ascendancy. It’s called Naderism.
...and
down the stretch they come!
Are you ready to meet Julie Hiatt Steele?
You're going to be damn impressed.
She wants to say "Thanks."
We're having what Julie calls "a cocktail party."
Cocktails of choice will include the fabulous Chinaco Anejo,
which was created by God.
Also on hand will be Grey Goose vodka (Julie's
favorite) and a variety of beers, wines and spirits.
For one night, we get to party with some big dawgs.
We'll have munchies to munch on and a world-class chef.
I wonder if the Cajun food is any good at this place?
ha ha
Chinaco on your taste buds, Garbage
in your ears, a little South's
Finest Chocolate,
(which I really should've saved as a surprise) ...plus a tornado
in the form of a Southern Belle.
You're not ever going to forget 4/27/02
You have three
more days to prepare to be impressed. Julie will be surrounded by
friends
from Maine, Florida, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado,
Washington, Oregon and California who are
flying in to say
"You go, Girl." It's Senator Steele's first night back.
I wish elected Democrats had 10 percent of her courage.
You
can still get in!
But if you can't make it to West24
Saturday,
send Julie a little something.
Snail write to her at PO
Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451 If you're totally flat broke, at least
send an e-mail of support to juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com
Each ticket sold is more foundation and more security for Julie,
...so
let's party!
Also, don't forget the official Juliefest2002-DC
Soundtrack. ...so when you hear that Clash song on James's West24
sound system, shout out
"She fought the law and ...SHE
won, she fought the law and
...SHE won."
Biiiiiiiig party at Carville's
place!
From: Debra
Just wanted to give you a heads-up that
I will be going to see Garbage on
Friday night at the fabulous (I mean it!)
Electric Factory in Philadelphia, PA.
Shall I write a review for you? I am so
sorry to be missing JulieFest
but perhaps
I can add to the spirit of fun by contributing
a Juliefest Weekend Garbage Review
from the City of Brotherly Love?
Deb
Damn, you're going to see the best band in the world?
Yes, I can't wait to read your review!
Have I mentioned lately that Bill Clinton, our last legally-elected
president
was the best president of my lifetime and that I'm really old?
I'd sure like to shake his hand some day...
From: Mark
Bart I noticed lately you've been calling
it Juliefest2002-"DC" Does that mean there is another Juliefest2002
in the works in a different location?
Jack, the son: My houseguest is finally
moving out.
He's going to England where he says nobody hates him.
Sharon, his mom: Well, they soon
f-ing will.
From: Sam D
HamsterBlog: This from USNews:The GOP
whisper campaign to boycott CNN's political show Crossfire has become official policy. Top
leaders have told members not to go on the show because they feel James Carville and Paul
Begala are unfair to them and their views.
I guess we're going to start seeing more GOP members
on Alan Colmes's show!
Notice how no one boycott's "Hannity and Colmes"
because Colmes is just so "fair."
Email Colmes
and tell him to take note of the GOP boycott of Crossfire and
to get the same result with his show. Remember,
when conservatives lose a debate,
they don't get even, they quit and go to Fox.
If I was Alan Colmes, and the knuckledraggers were boycotting too-tough
Crossfire to come on my show where they'd have a chance to shine - that'd make
me want to change.
Repeat: I don't dislike Alan Colmes, but he was hired by Roger
Ailes
so Sean Hannity could beat him up every night on every topic.
Check out
Damn, that's a busy place - have you clicked lately?
Got something to say on sports?
Who else lets the little guy speak his mind?
Do you have an opinion?
If you're coming to Juliefest2002-DC
and you don't have a ticket yet,
first, you need to panic, then send an e-mail to us at
juliefest2002@yahoo.com
There are still tickets available.
Brian
B and Sam D from Ft Collins - your tickets have
bounced back to us.
If you're planning to attend Juliefest, you need to send e-mail
A.S.A.P. to juliefest2002@yahoo.com
or you won't have tickets for Saturday.
You must have a ticket to get in the room.
Do NOT go to DC on a whim that you'll somehow get inside.
Cops with guns have been hired to enforce the guest list.
click
So far, one served.
I went to the Knuckledrag Post Office yesterday.
Since I'm in the long distance business now, phone cards catch
my eye.
The Post Office is bragging about their phone rates.
$15
for 60 minutes.
Let's see now, the nuns taught me to divide each side by fifteen,
that means one dollar gets me just four quick minutes of long
distance?
That's 25 cents a minute!
Your good friend BartCop sells long distance for one-third
of that and I don't mind telling you there's some profit it in for me,
which is the reason
I'm in the long distance business - to make the hammer grow the
pie higher.
So, we'll let the Post Office brag about their 25 cent-per-minute
rates.
But you know that you can get long distance for one-third
of that by dealing with bartcop.com long distance.
bartcop.com more credibility than the US Postal Service
Big
Yak Attack: The Japanese Mafia and I by Mark Davis
Continuing our Worldwide
BartCop series,
this time we're in Japan, taking on the mob - a fun read.
Day 17 of the Bush boy's
bungling "Bush Doctrine" train wreck in the Middle East Sharon
Defies Bush
Bush Family Evil Empiredeals with terrorists
...
The
Bush boy:We don't deal with terrorists,
do we daddy?
Quotes
"When my son is mad at me and he looks
at me and says, 'Mom, don't spin me,' it just hurts
me." --Karen Hughes, White House communications chief
ha ha
Hughes's kid, begging his Mom to stop lying to him.
What's the real reason Hughes quit?
Because she couldn't stand working for a failure and a fraud?
Did she get tired of the lies, like David Brock, and had to get
out?
Is she getting out before the indictments hit?
Does she know something damaging about 9-11?
Who else can hold President Pinhead's hand the way Karen does?
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