Excerpt: All day long we rooted around for evidence
that Karen Hughes was giving up
her White House perch because of some vicious
turf battle with Karl Rove
or some fatal screw-up with the Venezuelan
coup or the Middle East crisis.
The most powerful woman — as opposed to
lady — in White House history
couldn't possibly be walking away in the
middle of a war because of family.
Darn it all, is that the coup de grâce
for Have It All?
Subject: Comments by friends
Bart,
I am having a tough time with some guys at work
who are real right wingers who I referred to your website.
They harass me now every day with things they
point out are wrong that you say. I have a hard time
disagreeing with them when they show proof.
I believe in you and the Democratic Party.
How do I defend you?
Fred, send them after me.
I'll treat them like Carville in a sour mood.
Please give evidence of the claims you make on
your website.
I have been listening to Rush Limbaugh daily
and Michael Savage at night as these guys suggested.
They have lots of evidence to back them up in
what they say.
Help!
Fred Johnson
Fred, they have no evidence.
If they did, you'd see it on Crossfire every night.
Tell them to get together as a team and, two weeks from tonight,
I'll give them all the red-ass at the same time in the live
chat room.
Sub-Total
$24,450 Sure would like to see a thirty there,
instead of $24,450...
A couple of things need to be said:
Christian Livemore is the only person
who speaks for me and bartcop.com.
If you didn't hear it from Christian or
myself, it's not true, OK?
Second, due to circumstances, there will
be no "surprises" allowed in the room.
That means you can't bring a wrapped
gift for Julie. If you have a gift for Julie,
it's gotta go thru Christian or me, first
- so don't wrap it - no secrets, no surprises.
Third, you can't bring anything into
the room with you. No manila envelopes, no cameras,
no bags, no boxes, no liquor, nothing -
nada. Small purses are OK, but if it's big enough
to hide a dog in it we'll need to look
inside. You can't carry
anything else into the room.
We are going to be Stalin-esque about individual
rights Saturday night.
We're going to make Field Marshall Ashcroft look like a Fourth
Amendment lawyer for the ACLU.
Fourth, Christian is already on her way
to Julie's, so things are in motion.
We expect her to be able to fill last-minute,
PayPal
ticket requests from the road.
Quotes
"You want to make a lot of money? I'll give
you two bets to make - Hillary doesn't run for president in 2004 and
Mary Matalin does not want or will not get Karen's job . . . Because if she gets that
job, she'll have to get a new husband." -- Our generous host, the Ragin'
Cajun, on Imus
Bill Bennett,
"Mister Values," who is
silent on priest sexual abuse because
Mr. Scaife won't pay for a Catholic
scandal.
They're out ta get me They won't catch me I'm innocent They won't break me
They're out to get me They won't catch me I'm innocent So you can suck me
Take that one to heart -- Axl Rose
...and
down the stretch they come!
Are you ready?
Chinaco on your taste buds,
Garbage in your ears,
...and a tornado in the form of a Southern Belle.
You're not ever going to forget 4/27/02
You
only have hours left!
Friday, we have no computers, so no more tickets.
But if you can't make it to West24
Saturday,
send Julie a little something.
Snail write to her at PO
Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451 If you're totally flat broke, at least
send an e-mail of support to juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com
Also, don't forget the official Juliefest2002-DC
Soundtrack. The Clash's I Fought the Law will play every 40 minutes.
...so when you hear it on James's West24
sound system, shout out
"She fought the law and ...SHE
won, she fought the law and
...SHE won."
Could be the highlight of the video.
Has anybody seen the salve?
Patrick
gets the red-ass
Excerpt: 2. Not sure which of the Amendments you're
referring to? The one that says you can't prevent me
from the free exercise of my religion,
like putting a Nativity Scene on public land at Christmas?
That's crazy talk. What if Muhammed Atta
was a citizen and wanted YOUR tax money to build a monument
to Islam that called America "The Great
Satan?" Are you still for using tax dollars to promote religion?
Or do you just want the "real" God worshipped,
and not the false ones?
Don't forget
Subject: dear bartcop, thanks
That's all. And I hope to get to meet you
on Saturday.
I feel so isolated and unreal, even though I
don't actually know any Repuglicans.
Your site is kind of like a clear breeze through
my brain.
Thanks for doing all that work.
Ellen
Hey, it's Julie you want to meet.
She's the hero - I'm just Tequilaboy.
I don't want to beat up on The Pope, but Nightline said
Wednesday night that The Pope
said the celibacy issue would NOT be on the table as long as
he was Pope,
and the subject of Cardinal Law resigning never even came
up.
But they really, really want to fix the problem of raped
children?
Stay on the course that causes the problem
and refuse to punish those who covered up the crimes?
Can you please explain the "screaming eagles"
remark you keep using. Why do you speak in code like that?
It's not code, I use parables, like Jesus.
The point is, if screaming eagles were kidnapping kids each day,
people would join together and stop the eagles or move the hell away.
But since it's religious insanity that's killing kids,
both sides say, "It's the cost of doing business."
A dead kid is a dead kid.
Check out
They couldn't have screwed this up more if the Boy King was in
charge.
U.S.
Cardinals Decline Zero-Tolerance Pedophile Priests
Excerpt: American cardinals backed down from a zero-tolerance
policy of removing pedophile
priests and indicated they would only go
after repeat offenders.
Whoa! That sentence is busier than a priest gone bad.
First, "American cardinals backed down?"
Why didn't the Pope issue a Papal Proclamation?
Are the cardinals giving the Pope political cover?
Does the Pope have plausible deniability this way?
"It's out of my hands - the cardinals
voted..." Not sure, I think I'm about to be sick.
Second, how can they reject zero-tolerance?
By definition, it means "We'll tolerate
some child rapes." Words mean things, that's what makes them words.
Third, "only serial offenders?"
How many times does a priest have to get caught? three?
eight? sixty?
When 25 seven-year olds come forward, does that count as one
strike?
Fourth, saw a poll on CNN last night.
18
percent think the Church is trying to fix this
horrendous problem.
Catholics only, 23
percent think the Church is serious about stopping
this.
Only Linda Tripp and Ken Starr have lower approval ratings than
that.
Excerpt Two: The decision came during a meeting in which
Pope John Paul II warned the
church leaders that he had lived under
communist rule in Poland and feared that
bishops might use their administrative
power unfairly against innocent priests
What? The child rapes will continue because the Pope can't trust his
bishops?
The child rapes will continue because the Pope lived under Communist
rule?
You Catholics going to accept that?
You going to continue to send your boys to this "some tolerance"
group of men?
...and if something bad happens, and your boy grows up to be a
child molester and a
church arsonist, are you going to say, "I
had no way of knowing this might happen?"
Subject: You need to get a clue,
BartCop
Israel is not fighting for sand, they are fighting
for their very existence and because
without the state of Israel Jews the world over
have no way to defend themselves
and are vulnerable to persecution without a country
of their own.
They could move to Oklahoma, but we just have dirt here, no sand.
Israel is the only thing to protect Jews from
another holocaust, it gives them
a place to go should that happen. Why is that
so hard to understand Bart?
Their way, your way, the children are being blown to bits.
And you want to know why I don't understand?
They put their sand above the lives of their children.
I guess I'm just not smart enough to see the wisdom.
I guess I shouldn't expect a white gentile from
Oklahoma to grasp what its like
to be persecuted for who you are. I don't expect
you to understand the importance
of Israel for Jews. And who cares about
a fucking church. They are shooting there
because that's where the fucking terrorists are
hiding.
My, my - one of us has a potty mouth.
Your way = dead people.
My way = no dead people.
You're right, I don't understand.
You must have a ticket to
get in the room.
Do NOT go to DC on a whim.
Do NOT go to DC without a valid ticket e-mailed to you from Christian.
Cops with guns have been hired to enforce the guest list.
Flashback Former
National Guard officer says Bush
aide scrubbed military records by Linda L. Starr and Bev Conover as seen on onlinejournal.com
Excerpt: A former officer in the Texas National
Guard says an aide to George W. Bush
scrubbed Bush's military records to get
rid of the disparities between those files
and an account of Bush's military service
in his official biography.
Yes, protect the Unelected Fraud at all costs.
Otherwise, the Bush Family Evil Empire might lose trillions
in stolen income
Thanks to the whore media for not asking ANY questions about Bush
going AWOL,
or Bush's arrest records,
the abortion,
the cocaine problem,
the secret children,
the alcohol problems,
the serious lapses in concentration,
the ethical lapses
the submarine rides that killed nine students,
and allllllllllllll the rest.
From: Roblaw
Though I've waited to see if a couple of financial
things might roll through
and make a trip to D.C. possible, it now appears
they won't.
DRAT!
Please gently imbibe a shot of Chinaco
for me and beat the anti-Bush
war drums loud enough to be heard in Cheney's
Hidey-Hole.
Regardless of turn-out (which no doubt will be
strong) remember that it's only
a slim demographic representation of the horde
of us out here who find Kenny's
attack on Mrs. Steele the most obscene thing
to happen in the U.S. in living memory.
Peace.
Rob, I'll drink to that...
click
The Post Office brags about their phone rates.
$15 for 60 minutes.
That's 25 cents a minute!
Your good friend BartCop sells long distance for one-third
of that
Please tell Carville I think he's as sexy as Patrick
Stewart, and his wit,
intellegence and SPINE make even HOTTER! Mary's
a lucky gal.
Please remember every moment of any shaking hands
with any Big Dogs,
so you can give all us Cinderellas a detailed
play by play.
Please also make sure your videographers (hopefully
you'll have at least TWO people taping),
have backup cameras.... so we can all get JulieFest2002
"DC" THE MOVIE - ASAP.
(You're going to go over the $30k mark with the
tape sales.)
But most important of all - Tell Julie she ROCKS!
If it weren't for president Fredo's retarded assbackwards
tax cut - now that my paychecks
are SMALLER - I'd be on a plane already......
damnit. Or if they'd just have rerun my silly
Providence episode so I could get another CHECK
- but alas, no.
I CAN'T WAIT TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH EVERYONE
- So there needs to be TONS of TRIP REPORTS!
Your Cinderella, waiting for her Fairygodwhatever
(didn't win the lotto again damnit),
hoping for JulieFest2002
"VEGAS BABY",
Tally
Watch Crossfire this Friday.
See if any bartcop.com readers
win a Corvette for mentioning
bartcop.com on camera
Quotes
"Bono says forgiving third world debt
will help those people. It doesn't take much of a brain
to come up with that idea."
No, Pigboy, but it does take a heart.
You know any Republicans with a
heart, Rush?
"Here's a guy who takes maybe one bath
a week, running around drinking Guinness and laughing
at how he's fooled everybody." -- Rush, the most vulgar of all the vulgar pigs,
third hour Wednesday
In rough numbers, Bono and Rush have about the same amount of
money.
Bono spends the time to be friends with Hatch, Helms and Bush
to push
legislation thru the richest government in the world to help
feed the poor.
Meanwhile, Rush spends his time calling Chelsea "the White House
dog,"
and screaming race-based obscenities at Jesse Jackson and Jocelyn
Elders.
...and Rush, on the bath issue - as far as we know, Bono didn't
wiggle out
of military service because his ass was so dirty that it got
infected, like you did.
Continuing our Worldwide
BartCop series, this time we're in England.
A day in the life of a typical American emigre....
Letters
from England by Stacey Mo
(Hey, you non-states livers - tell us about YOUR country)
Day 17 of the Bush boy's
bungling "Bush Doctrine" train wreck in the Middle East
It
could only be from ...Rude Rich
Some new Sax player is playing at the Apollo
for some fund raiser.
I forget his name but I think his wife
is a politician in NY.
White guy...you'd recognize the name even
as clueless as you are to the world of music.
You can watch the whole sorrid affair at
www.democrats.org
live
instead of watching that Garbage
all night again.
If you hadn't blown out your brains smoking
cheap crack, you'd remember that I told you
a few weeks ago that Garbage
will be playing Roseland in The Capital Of The World.
I'm to be coronated that nite so I can't
make the concert. When I walk in the bar now
I bless everyone, waving like Don Chech
from Godfather I.
While we're in DC, I'm going to visit the
local legion hall bar and exchange license plates.
If you're interested in seeing the dark
side and drinking cheap, I can bring guests.
Rich will be Secretary of Heavy Sarcasm in the BartCop Administration.
I talked to Julie last night and I thought of something.
When we "met," she was being thrown out of her home, and she was
so nice to me,
and sweet and gracious and bubbly - and she was getting thrown
out of her damn home!
She was at one of the lowest points in her life and she was still
all fun and bubbly.
You're a classy dame, Steele.
Since then, her mood has brightened!
She is bubblytimes twenty at the thought of meeting
everyone Saturday night.
She's going to be flying around West24..
I have upgraded her to an F-5.
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